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WINK Eugene Weekly’s New Local Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own profi le • Connect with local singles Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 (Charges may apply) WHATS UP EUGREEN SASSY LAURA hello.. lookin for chill people 2 chill with. h e ll o k it t y8 0 5, 24 , # 1 02 0 7 1 We met on the street and the dance floor. I want to qualify my response of “pretty hot” to a VERY hot. Didn’t see you at 80’s night? Dinner or...? Wh en : S at u r da y , Au gu s t 9 , 2 0 0 8. Wh e re : C l ub P yn k / W hi te P a r ty . Yo u: W o ma n . M e : Wo ma n . # 9 00 2 1 7 DO IT OUTSIDE. SEEKING AUTHENTIC CON- NECTION 31, petite, female, fit, self employed, unconventional, forthright, truth seeker, seeking willing participant for low pres- sure, drama free, organically evolving, authentic connection. s in ce re , 3 1 , g , # 10 22 1 5 FUNNY, SWEET, LOVING funny, have somewhat of an intimidating persona - but am very sweet and sensitive. I love tattoo’s.. have an extreme nature... am very passionate and very determined....and love women. ro om f o rt wo 2 , 3 1, # 1 02 1 88 FUN LOVING SWEETHEART ANY OTHER LATINAS? I’m very spontanious. I enjoy everything from the beach to the mountains. I love my job. I’m very laid back and enjoy raeding by the lake as well. M is s S po n t an io u s, 2 5, #1 02 16 3 Im 18.I love the outdoors and the gym.I dont party, I am commited to studies and the gym, but need that eccentric person in my life :). D e vi l Nt h e sk y, 1 8, ☎,, g , #1 02 1 8 7 PARTY GIRL!!!!!! Live with intention and passion. Blush with shyness. Kind, honest, quirky? Come dance in the livin- groom. Fall freely into the arms of life. Be my poem. Purring cougar awaits. Pounce! w in ds w ep t , 52 , ☎,, g , #1 0 2 1 4 3 hi my name is brittany and iam looking to party iam 18 and i love to parrty and chill by the river and iam very laid back and open minded. cu te pa r ty g ir l 54 1, 1 8 , # 1 0 2 16 2 BKM SEEKS NERD LIVELY AND MUSICAL! I’m silly and full of energy. I want someone who will sing with me in a room full of people and not be scared or embarrased. Make me laugh? Ca ed i e la d y , 1 9, g , # 1 02 0 04 READY TO SING MATCHMAKING FESTIVAL IRELAND Can you sing? I seek a friend with whom to create adventure, laugh- ter, insight and hearty sexuality, a co-creator of the quiet nest in which to escape tumultuous times. 1 5 54 M PH , 54 , #1 02 15 6 Going to the matchmaking festi- val in IRELAND looking for women over 40 to share a house with. If you want more info you can e-mail me. KF la h er t y, 5 1, g , # 10 1 9 44 A LITTLE DIFFRENT EXTREMELY FIT FEMME I’m a music loving, video game playing, football watching, girl. Looking for a guy to hang out with or more. su ns h i ne _ gi rl , 2 2, g , #1 0 2 11 2 If you are educated, truly beauti- ful, feminine and fit, let’s have fun this summer! Love outdoor concerts and dining. Let’s play! o t t er 12 , 3 8, # 1 0 1 90 8 FOLLOW YOUR BLISS SPONTANEOUS CREATIVITY Lazy Sundays, Beaches, Rafting, Art, my job, tomato plants growin in the yard, smoking, thinking about how the world began and every thing in it, Solar Power, ya solar power. L o i sL an e, 4 9 , g , # 1 0 20 6 2 Verbs: Writing, Reading, Drawing, Obsessing about Beauty and the Beast, Playing Video Games, Swimming, Bicycling, Petting Kitties, Eating Chocolate, Imagining, Observing, Sleeping, Watching Movies/Anime, and Writing Random Verbs. P en d ra go n He ir , 1 9 , g , #1 01 7 9 9 MMM BICYCLISTS... CURIOUS ... I don’t live in Eugene anymore, so it is interesting why i feel the impulse to create this “ad” but here i am doing exactly that. m a y a, 4 3, ☎,, g , # 1 0 20 6 5 SWEET CRAZY GIRLYGIRL Intuitive and crazy shy, I’m a geek who plays video games. Pirate! A goofball who loves to do silly things like read horoscopes, listen to music loud and dance. J a z zy Ja y , 2 1 , g , #1 01 92 0 SUN LOVER I’m serious but love to have fun- walking, talking, a little wine, hik- ing, a great meal, like minded friends, the beach. Great music! 1 0 1 87 2 , 48 , g , #1 01 8 7 2 FUN-LOVING AND LAIDBACK I can be a little shy and awkward but once I come out of my shell I’m pretty cool. I enjoy sitcoms, comedies, laughing, and making people laugh. s t u dy i n gt h in g s, 2 2, # 1 0 1 7 76 LET’S DO IT Tired of being alone: Going out, staying in, day trips. There HAS to be someone who digs a chick who is smart, funny and good company. Are you? t u rt l e , 4 8, g , #1 01 6 64 SHY AND SARCASTIC I’m sarcastic, and easily distract- ed. I flirt alot, and can’t initiate a conversation. I like reading, play- ing video games, and I believe in faeries. Just need people to talk to. B r an di ce m, 2 0, #1 0 1 58 1 FROM ANOTHER TIME punk rock grrrl interested in lucid quantum buddhist steam- punk shamanism. my kids are rad. I’m an artist living outside Eugene. Just looking for folks to rule the apocalypse with me. P a zy r yk , 3 2, g , # 1 0 15 59 ADVENTUROUS, IN-TOUCH- WITH-REALITY, VERSATILE everything I see is the most interesting thing in the world. I’m intrigued by life and all the things in it. I love going on adventures. s a v e t he c o ws , 20 , g , #1 01 2 96 ELECTRIC I am a thing called alive. I enjoy doing boring things with style. I’d like to meet a girl with moxy. T h om a sG r ey , 2 0, # 10 2 1 5 7 SUPECALIFRAGILISTIC MADE BIG LEAP I’m nice to cats and squirrels and my best friend was once a dog (that should be, “I had a dog as a best friend once”). Ch ub as co , 4 9, g , # 10 2 2 03 GENTLEMAN NEEDS SLUT swm 50+ tall, easy on the eyes, hung nicely, naughty mind, very gentle in nature, open minded to new ways to have sexuality, honest, Open nudist, none judgemental. Country Boy,. s t ew j, 4 9 , # 10 2 17 0 CHECK IT OUT im an attractive and sexy man..... B r an d o n4 , 3 3, g , # 1 02 12 8 HORNEY I am very sexual lookng for some good sex. c hr i st e p h er , 2 6, # 1 02 1 4 5 46 AUGUST 21, 2008 EUGENE WEEKLY CUTE DIRTY COOK I caught you outside the vintage taking a break. my heart stopped but unfortunately my feet kept going. I was mute due to a scav- enger hunt. coffee sometime? Wh en : M on da y , A u g u s t 1 1 , 20 0 8. Wh er e : v i n ta g e o n 8 t h an d l i n co l n. Y ou : W o m a n . M e: M a n. # 90 02 1 2 BIG BOY Every time I’m in the kitchen, you’re in the kitchen, eatin up all the food! Ha! I sure do love ya! Wh en : T ue s d ay , A ug us t 1 2, 20 0 8. W h er e: T h e F o r t . Y ou : Ma n . Me : W o m a n. # 90 0 2 1 0 BRIDGE JUMPING GODDESS Falling off the I-70 bridge. More than just friends... may I move into your bed? We have our whole lives ahead of us. Don’t be afraid, take my hand—let’s jump! Wh en : T hu r s d ay , A ug us t 21 , 2 0 0 8. W h er e : T he Ka ns a s R iv e r . Y ou : W o m a n. Me : Ma n . # 9 0 02 2 2 Missed ya tonight? its a 505 number not 503! hope you didnt mess that up. Get in touch! W he n: M o n d ay , Au g u st 11 , 2 00 8 . W he r e : D o wn to w n. Yo u : W o m an . M e : M a n . # 90 02 07 I-GO-2-SCHOOL-U? i am looking for a girl to hang out with. call me if you’d like. im ready to go on an adventure. i l iv eo np ea r ls t, 1 9, g , #1 0 2 07 9 I’m looking for dating/friendship. I love movies, music, and books, don’t force me to choose. I ride a bike almost all the time, some- one to join me would be great. H ur ra ca n, 2 6 , g , #1 02 1 5 2 KARMA CHAMELION LOOKING FOR CRIME... red rocket and co. I missed you the other night but want to aid in the crimefighting. Maybe a league or society? I want in! Wh e n : W ed n es d a y , Au g us t 6, 2 0 08 . Wh e re : so u th t ow n e l an es 24 t h an d wi ll am e tt e. Y o u : M a n. M e : M a n. #9 0 02 13 HARDCORE, TEDDY BEAR ARTISTIC CRIPPLE So funny it hurts sometimes, I don’t tell jokes. Can cook, not gourmet. Need help to fully enjoy life. Let’s give it sometime, maybe will grow on each other. l ef t y, 4 8, g , # 1 02 1 02 JUST THIS GUY I’m intelligent, open minded, thoughtful, and fun to be around. Looking to get together with the right person as friends, lovers or whatever... Details are less important than chemistry. e r n ie ba l l , 4 3, g , #1 0 2 2 13 SQUIRREL NUT Z You followed me in the conga line. Me, long hair, Hawaiian shirt. You glasses, tie dyed pants. We exchanged glances. I was with a group of friend but not attached. Wh e n: W ed n e sd ay , Au g us t 13 , 2 00 8 . Wh er e: WO W H a l l. Y ou : W o m a n . M e: Ma n . ☎ #900214 Single father, tryingto get back into game! Wanting fun crazy woman with ambition and spon- taniety! Im very health-orientat- ed and always doing something! I want Lots of FUN!! Sk y di dd y, 28 , ☎,, #102069 THE TOUCH ARE YOU READY TG Pssst, Jerry, its me Bob T.G. havent seen ya since Fall. been around town and cant seem to find ya. Can I get my goodness back from ya? I’m bummin. Hope you’re well W he n : S un d ay , S e p t em b e r 23 , 20 0 7 . W h e re : d o wn t o wn . Y o u: M a n. M e : W o m a n. # 90 0 2 1 6 You: compelling blonde, unknow- able age, Security crew. We shared visual essays, far too few words at the Watergate several times, the last at 2 a.m. Monday morning. How ya doin? W he n: M o n d ay , J u l y 1 4 , 2 0 0 8 . W h er e : O re g o n Co u n t ry Fa ir Wa t er G at e . Y o u : W om a n. Me : Ma n . # 9 00 2 08 im a 22 year old male enjoying life loving my work and my body just looking for a lady that cares about her body and loves to have fun. se x yn i c k2 21 , 2 1, g , # 10 2 16 8 Im a local guy who has the time, money, and knowledge to show off Oregon to an active, attrac- tive, athletic woman. Must be intelligent, witty, sexy, and avail- able. a c er 3 5 35 , 51 , g , #1 02 1 6 5 I am 18, bi, in a relationship, look- ing for gay/bi girls to hang out with. Awaiting fall term to begin, now enrolling at LCC to study art. T an k Gi r l, 1 9 , # 10 1 6 09 JERR-BEAR, AREYOU OUT- THERE? OCF WATERGATE SECURITY SINGLE AND BORED HERE I AM WHO REALLY KNOWS SWEET, ITALIAN HONEYBEE U TELL ME. H el l oK it t y9 9 , 43 , # 1 01 7 5 9 i am 23 years old . im single i read and write and i sing. inter- ested in meeting someone and maybe a ltr can develop. c o ur t - n e y fe y , 23 , g , # 1 0 1 79 8 Fun-loving woman with horses, dogs & cats looking to share laughter, sunset walks on the beach, good food, movies, travel, PDAs and more with honest, healthy, happy guy. Anyone interested? W o r th K no wi ng , 5 3, ☎,, g , #1 0 2 05 5 really shy and unsure when i first meet someone but if i get to know them than there should be no problem. just want someone who i can be myself with. d y la n- b l ac k, 1 9, # 1 01 9 4 9 UNIQUE LADY starting over. Party? stay in? Just kick it at the river? well thats me, easy going and quite. U B interesting and up for a good time any time. L il _ F ro gg y , 1 8, # 1 01 8 74 POETIC MINDFUL MUSE Recently moved here from Midwest. Looking forward to checking out the music scene. I am a fan of music, films, Britain, and chocolate. Fellow nerd to enjoy live Punk? bk m 22 , 3 3, g , # 1 0 2 14 8 vivacious honest giving cinna- mon girl looking for male biking buddies pos. more...preferrably tall gardening musicians who like cats, herb, records and wouldnt mind falling in love...no dirty whores. send pic? c i n m n- g i r l, 2 5, ☎,, g , # 1 01 2 6 9 Athletic outspoken male, looking for an outdoor playmate. Also needs to enjoy the quieter, finer parts of life after we’re done. Ask, and I’ll answer. D e le e r io u s, 2 0 , g , #1 01 9 7 9 i’m rich tall handsome and i love cunnilingus. o tt er 2, 31 , g , # 10 21 4 0 AWESOME VEGAN NERD Bored somewhat nerdy vegan seeks same. Love music, movies, animals, and reading. Looking for someone with a great sense of humor and similar interests. Vegans/veggies get a gold star! M o zF an , 25 , g , # 1 0 21 2 0 SPASTICALLYECLECTIC, VAST, INTELLECTUALLYJUGGERNAU TISH Spastically eclectic upheaved fluxing giant seeks a nice girl for who knows what. Must be under- standing. Th e eO b sk ur e, 3 0, g , # 10 2 11 8 CREATIVE, INDISCRIBABLE, MUSICIAN Party? Relax by the River? music connisoir! Chill/Movie? See new places! Im looking for someone to experience life with, show me something new and who I can do the same. Un t a me d _S a v a ge , 2 0, # 10 2 10 6 PRESENT, BIG-HEARTED, BRIGHT You are kind-hearted, easy- going, fit, choose to live simply, see the illusion clearly. You love nature, gardening, books, bicy- cling, learning new stuff. This 55 year old seeks your company. P ho t on , 55 , g , #1 0 2 09 9 LOVEABLE GAMER, NERD Well I love to read, play video games, watch movies, surf the web, camping and the outdoors. Mainly just looking for someone who likes some of the same things. W oW g am er , 19 , g , # 10 21 00 FUN, KIND, LOYAL, im an outgoing, enthusiastic guy. allways been a man of my actions. i look at all the finer things in life and stick to the positive side! J u s tB fr a n K, 2 4, g , #1 0 2 0 91 EDUCATED; FERAL STREAK Like living alone but desire inti- macy. Sensitive, moved by form, music, women, the psyche, kids, also very down to earth. Money matters. Aquarius creative. Pappagano iso Pappaganna. Good coffee helps. Equanimity too. s c hm o e d el ux e, 6 6, ☎,, #102073 LONELY IN EUGENE Looking for attractive woman to take the edge off. You are open- minded and happy to be alive. f l y f i s he r, 64 , g , # 10 20 6 8 ECLECTIC ECCENTRIC DELIGHT Looking for a Goddess, gentle, active, sweet, intellegent. Not into domination, will trade pleas- ure, kindness, and understand- ing. Great massage, good listen- er. There’s magic and adventure to be had, come along? Ma k ah i ki , 5 4, g , # 1 01 7 5 7 SEEKING OLDER WOMEN!!! Any older women want to teach me how to please older woman? Always fantasied being with an older woman. I’m discrete, ath- letic, and tall. I don’t do drugs/diseases. yo u n gl a n ce r5 41 , 1 8 , # 1 0 2 03 0 IT’S EVOLUTION BABY Keywords: hiking, live music, slow food, reading all the time, singing, dogs, evolution, left, honest, hard working, Mary Jane, bootleg, love, love, love. B u rn T oS hi ne , 3 4 , g , #1 02 08 6 LOOK, SEE, DISTINGUISH What can I say that might intrigue and “invite” the people I should meet? I sat alone in the center chamber of the Pyramid of Gaza... (see web ad). W e l l sp i r it , 4 9, ☎,, g , # 1 02 0 64 SILLY AND SASSY super goofy and hectic chick. i dig theatre, books, art, hugs, laughing, lemons, Mexico. seek- ing humans that are hilarious, smart, lovely. confident not cocky. sweet not sappy. sarcastic not bitchy. ta n ge r in e, 2 3 , ☎,, g , # 1 02 19 6 LONG LOST FRIEND I am looking for Dan Headings, we were friends in a past life and I miss him desperately. Want to try again? Ms N e c ro m a nc e, 34 , g , #1 02 1 9 4 SLENDER TREE creative in imagination, water dancing with vocal toning, hot tubbing to stretch and expand, so many different sizes of leaves, enjoy fine lines with fluid move- ments, poetic in nature. r e d _c a t ip i l la r , 6 1, ☎,, g , # 10 21 4 9 POET/ARTIST SEEKS LIKE- MINDED Poet and digital artist. I love phi- losophy art and theology. A hopeless romantic and idealist, enjoys seeing beauty in every- day things. Seeking intelligent, talkative, kind woman who is an artist/poet. M i nd P o et , 4 7, g , # 1 02 13 3 NEW TO EUGENE! WITH LOVE well am simple and easy going and i like to be there for people i love and i like been. ni co l a st e dd , 2 1, #1 0 2 10 9 CRAZY RESPONSIBLE TEEN In all honesty, I’m not sure what I am looking for, but I feel that I haven’t found what I want yet. I’m laid back, goal orientated, fun, and responsible. ki e da , 18 , g , # 1 0 19 42 Just moved to Eugene, looking for friends to play frisbee golf (folf) with, hike, bike, walk around downtown, catch a movie, meal, explore the city and surrounding areas. s li ng s ho t 1 4, 2 5, g , #1 0 2 1 08 WAY-CONSCIENTIOUS EARTH- MOVER looking for a certain someone who needs their earth moved. have Carhartts and mud boots. S t o ck t on _ Pi e, 30 , g , # 10 18 77 HOLY DONUTS!, BATMAN I saw you eating a Holy Donut! at the barista counter @ market of choice,& then another time @ the saturday market booth#58. It glowed like heaven in your hands! Wh e n : M on da y , Au gu st 1 8 , 2 00 8 . W he re : Ma rk e t of Ch o ic e, K iv a , Sa t .M a r k e t , S un d a n c e. Y ou : W o m a n. Me : Wo m a n . # 9 00 2 21 FREE WICKER SOFA? To the person who took our free sofa, I’d like you to know that it does have a cushion. Come back to our house & we’ll give it to you. W h en : M o n d a y, Au g us t 1 8 , 2 0 0 8 . Wh er e : 1 5t h a nd L aw r en c e. Y o u : Ma n . Me : W om a n. # 9 00 2 2 0 LINDZ VICIOUS We’ve said and done shit that is horrible, lets bury the hatchet and talk, i don’t want to erase you from my life, please don’t erase me. Im Sorry! W he n: M o nd ay , Au gu s t 1 8, 2 0 0 8. W h er e : Ev e ry w h er e. Y ou : W om an . Me : M a n. #9 0 02 1 9 WILDWOOD!! SAT16TH You standing by a log, Exchanged glances. I left sortly after with my friends. I was wearing a green tank and black shots. ~DRINKS? W h en : S a t ur da y , A ug us t 1 6 , 20 0 8 . W h e re : W il d W oo d . Yo u : Ma n . Me : W om an . ☎ #900218 NESSA Haven’t seen you for a while. I really miss you. Will you please just call me. Wh e n: S u nd ay , A u g u st 3 , 20 0 8 . W h er e : M cK en z ie Ri ve r. Yo u : W om a n. Me : M a n. # 9 0 0 2 1 5 CUTIES WITH LAB MOUTHWATERING MELONS I saw you sampling the tantaliz- ing, mouthwatering melons at the Farm & Food Coalition Fundraiser 810. Meet at Lively Organic Farmstand this Saturday? Maybe we can sample some more wonderful delights! Wh en : Su n da y , Au g u st 1 0, 20 0 8 . W h er e : li ve ly o rg an i c fa rm . Y ou : W o ma n . M e : Wo ma n . # 9 00 2 05 DOUGLAS DIXON, YO! Happy Birthday to the hottest daddy around! We’re so excited for your visit. Eugene hasn’t been the same since you left, duh! Wh e n : M on da y, A u g us t 1 1 , 2 0 08 . Wh e r e: Gr at ef ul D ea d s ho w . Y o u : M a n. Me : W om an . # 9 0 02 0 4 GOODBYE NATALIE! Farewell to one of the best Pie Girls of all! We miss you already, and wish you happy trails in San Fran! It won’t be the same here without you! Wh e n : M o n da y, Au gu st 1 1 , 20 0 8 . Wh e r e: S w ee t P o ta t o Pi e. Y ou : Wo ma n. Me : W o m a n. # 90 0 2 0 3 GRANDMA JEANIE PIE Happy happy birthday to the hottest grandma in town! We love you and are sooooo glad to have you in our family! Hooray! Wh en : M o nd ay , A u g us t 1 1, 20 0 8. W h e r e : S av i ng t h e wo rl d . Yo u: W o ma n . M e : Wo ma n . # 9 00 2 02 KATIE AND ROGER I meet the two of you at the nakid beach about a month ago. I would love a chance to get to know you and/or roger. Please respond. Dave Wh en : F r id a y, Au gu s t 1, 2 00 8 . W h er e : N ak i d B ea c h . Y o u : W o m a n. M e: M a n. # 9 00 2 01 WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM
