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WHATS UP EUGREEN
SASSY LAURA
hello.. lookin for chill people 2
chill with. h e ll o k it t y8 0 5, 24 ,
# 1 02 0 7 1
We met on the street and the
dance floor. I want to qualify my
response of “pretty hot” to a
VERY hot. Didn’t see you at 80’s
night? Dinner or...? Wh en :
S at u r da y , Au gu s t 9 , 2 0 0 8. Wh e re :
C l ub P yn k / W hi te P a r ty . Yo u:
W o ma n . M e : Wo ma n . # 9 00 2 1 7
DO IT OUTSIDE.
SEEKING AUTHENTIC CON-
NECTION
31, petite, female, fit, self
employed,
unconventional,
forthright, truth seeker, seeking
willing participant for low pres-
sure, drama free, organically
evolving, authentic connection.
s in ce re , 3 1 , g , # 10 22 1 5
FUNNY, SWEET, LOVING
funny, have somewhat of an
intimidating persona - but am
very sweet and sensitive. I love
tattoo’s.. have an extreme
nature... am very passionate and
very determined....and love
women. ro om f o rt wo 2 , 3 1,
# 1 02 1 88
FUN LOVING SWEETHEART
ANY OTHER LATINAS?
I’m very spontanious. I enjoy
everything from the beach to the
mountains. I love my job. I’m
very laid back and enjoy raeding
by the lake as well.
M is s S po n t an io u s, 2 5, #1 02 16 3
Im 18.I love the outdoors and the
gym.I dont party, I am commited
to studies and the gym, but need
that eccentric person in my life :).
D e vi l Nt h e sk y, 1 8, ☎,, g , #1 02 1 8 7
PARTY GIRL!!!!!!
Live with intention and passion.
Blush with shyness. Kind, honest,
quirky? Come dance in the livin-
groom. Fall freely into the arms
of life. Be my poem. Purring
cougar
awaits.
Pounce!
w in ds w ep t , 52 , ☎,, g , #1 0 2 1 4 3
hi my name is brittany and iam
looking to party iam 18 and i love
to parrty and chill by the river
and iam very laid back and open
minded. cu te pa r ty g ir l 54 1, 1 8 ,
# 1 0 2 16 2
BKM SEEKS NERD
LIVELY AND MUSICAL!
I’m silly and full of energy. I want
someone who will sing with me
in a room full of people and not
be scared or embarrased. Make
me laugh? Ca ed i e la d y , 1 9, g ,
# 1 02 0 04
READY TO SING
MATCHMAKING FESTIVAL
IRELAND
Can you sing? I seek a friend with
whom to create adventure, laugh-
ter, insight and hearty sexuality, a
co-creator of the quiet nest in
which to escape tumultuous
times. 1 5 54 M PH , 54 , #1 02 15 6
Going to the matchmaking festi-
val in IRELAND looking for
women over 40 to share a house
with. If you want more info you
can e-mail me. KF la h er t y, 5 1,
g , # 10 1 9 44
A LITTLE DIFFRENT
EXTREMELY FIT FEMME
I’m a music loving, video game
playing, football watching, girl.
Looking for a guy to hang out
with or more. su ns h i ne _ gi rl , 2 2,
g , #1 0 2 11 2
If you are educated, truly beauti-
ful, feminine and fit, let’s have
fun this summer! Love outdoor
concerts and dining. Let’s play!
o t t er 12 , 3 8, # 1 0 1 90 8
FOLLOW YOUR BLISS
SPONTANEOUS CREATIVITY
Lazy Sundays, Beaches, Rafting,
Art, my job, tomato plants
growin in the yard, smoking,
thinking about how the world
began and every thing in it, Solar
Power, ya solar power. L o i sL an e,
4 9 , g , # 1 0 20 6 2
Verbs: Writing, Reading, Drawing,
Obsessing about Beauty and the
Beast, Playing Video Games,
Swimming, Bicycling, Petting
Kitties, Eating Chocolate,
Imagining, Observing, Sleeping,
Watching Movies/Anime, and
Writing
Random
Verbs.
P en d ra go n He ir , 1 9 , g , #1 01 7 9 9
MMM BICYCLISTS...
CURIOUS ...
I don’t live in Eugene anymore,
so it is interesting why i feel the
impulse to create this “ad” but
here i am doing exactly that.
m a y a, 4 3, ☎,, g , # 1 0 20 6 5
SWEET CRAZY GIRLYGIRL
Intuitive and crazy shy, I’m a
geek who plays video games.
Pirate! A goofball who loves to do
silly things like read horoscopes,
listen to music loud and dance.
J a z zy Ja y , 2 1 , g , #1 01 92 0
SUN LOVER
I’m serious but love to have fun-
walking, talking, a little wine, hik-
ing, a great meal, like minded
friends, the beach. Great music!
1 0 1 87 2 , 48 , g , #1 01 8 7 2
FUN-LOVING AND LAIDBACK
I can be a little shy and awkward
but once I come out of my shell
I’m pretty cool. I enjoy sitcoms,
comedies, laughing, and making
people laugh. s t u dy i n gt h in g s, 2 2,
# 1 0 1 7 76
LET’S DO IT
Tired of being alone: Going out,
staying in, day trips. There HAS
to be someone who digs a chick
who is smart, funny and good
company. Are you? t u rt l e , 4 8,
g , #1 01 6 64
SHY AND SARCASTIC
I’m sarcastic, and easily distract-
ed. I flirt alot, and can’t initiate a
conversation. I like reading, play-
ing video games, and I believe in
faeries. Just need people to talk
to. B r an di ce m, 2 0, #1 0 1 58 1
FROM ANOTHER TIME
punk rock grrrl interested in
lucid quantum buddhist steam-
punk shamanism. my kids are
rad. I’m an artist living outside
Eugene. Just looking for folks to
rule the apocalypse with me.
P a zy r yk , 3 2, g , # 1 0 15 59
ADVENTUROUS, IN-TOUCH-
WITH-REALITY, VERSATILE
everything I see is the most
interesting thing in the world.
I’m intrigued by life and all the
things in it. I love going on
adventures. s a v e t he c o ws , 20 ,
g , #1 01 2 96
ELECTRIC
I am a thing called alive. I enjoy
doing boring things with style.
I’d like to meet a girl with moxy.
T h om a sG r ey , 2 0, # 10 2 1 5 7
SUPECALIFRAGILISTIC
MADE BIG LEAP
I’m nice to cats and squirrels and
my best friend was once a dog
(that should be, “I had a dog as a
best friend once”). Ch ub as co , 4 9,
g , # 10 2 2 03
GENTLEMAN NEEDS SLUT
swm 50+ tall, easy on the eyes,
hung nicely, naughty mind, very
gentle in nature, open minded to
new ways to have sexuality, honest,
Open nudist, none judgemental.
Country Boy,. s t ew j, 4 9 , # 10 2 17 0
CHECK IT OUT
im an attractive and sexy man.....
B r an d o n4 , 3 3, g , # 1 02 12 8
HORNEY
I am very sexual lookng for some
good sex. c hr i st e p h er , 2 6, # 1 02 1 4 5
46 AUGUST 21, 2008 EUGENE WEEKLY
CUTE DIRTY COOK
I caught you outside the vintage
taking a break. my heart stopped
but unfortunately my feet kept
going. I was mute due to a scav-
enger hunt. coffee sometime?
Wh en : M on da y , A u g u s t 1 1 , 20 0 8.
Wh er e : v i n ta g e o n 8 t h an d l i n co l n.
Y ou : W o m a n . M e: M a n. # 90 02 1 2
BIG BOY
Every time I’m in the kitchen,
you’re in the kitchen, eatin up all
the food! Ha! I sure do love ya!
Wh en : T ue s d ay , A ug us t 1 2, 20 0 8.
W h er e: T h e F o r t . Y ou : Ma n . Me :
W o m a n. # 90 0 2 1 0
BRIDGE JUMPING GODDESS
Falling off the I-70 bridge. More
than just friends... may I move
into your bed? We have our
whole lives ahead of us. Don’t be
afraid, take my hand—let’s jump!
Wh en : T hu r s d ay , A ug us t 21 , 2 0 0 8.
W h er e : T he Ka ns a s R iv e r . Y ou :
W o m a n. Me : Ma n . # 9 0 02 2 2
Missed ya tonight? its a 505
number not 503! hope you didnt
mess that up. Get in touch! W he n:
M o n d ay , Au g u st 11 , 2 00 8 . W he r e :
D o wn to w n. Yo u : W o m an . M e :
M a n . # 90 02 07
I-GO-2-SCHOOL-U?
i am looking for a girl to hang
out with. call me if you’d like. im
ready to go on an adventure.
i l iv eo np ea r ls t, 1 9, g , #1 0 2 07 9
I’m looking for dating/friendship.
I love movies, music, and books,
don’t force me to choose. I ride a
bike almost all the time, some-
one to join me would be great.
H ur ra ca n, 2 6 , g , #1 02 1 5 2
KARMA CHAMELION
LOOKING FOR CRIME...
red rocket and co. I missed you
the other night but want to aid in
the crimefighting. Maybe a
league or society? I want in!
Wh e n : W ed n es d a y , Au g us t 6,
2 0 08 . Wh e re : so u th t ow n e l an es
24 t h an d wi ll am e tt e. Y o u : M a n.
M e : M a n. #9 0 02 13
HARDCORE, TEDDY BEAR
ARTISTIC CRIPPLE
So funny it hurts sometimes, I
don’t tell jokes. Can cook, not
gourmet. Need help to fully
enjoy life. Let’s give it sometime,
maybe will grow on each other.
l ef t y, 4 8, g , # 1 02 1 02
JUST THIS GUY
I’m intelligent, open minded,
thoughtful, and fun to be around.
Looking to get together with the
right person as friends, lovers or
whatever... Details are less
important than chemistry.
e r n ie ba l l , 4 3, g , #1 0 2 2 13
SQUIRREL NUT Z
You followed me in the conga
line. Me, long hair, Hawaiian shirt.
You glasses, tie dyed pants. We
exchanged glances. I was with a
group of friend but not attached.
Wh e n: W ed n e sd ay , Au g us t 13 ,
2 00 8 . Wh er e: WO W H a l l. Y ou :
W o m a n . M e: Ma n . ☎ #900214
Single father, tryingto get back
into game! Wanting fun crazy
woman with ambition and spon-
taniety! Im very health-orientat-
ed and always doing something!
I want Lots of FUN!! Sk y di dd y, 28 ,
☎,, #102069
THE TOUCH
ARE YOU READY
TG
Pssst, Jerry, its me Bob T.G.
havent seen ya since Fall. been
around town and cant seem to
find ya. Can I get my goodness
back from ya? I’m bummin. Hope
you’re well W he n : S un d ay ,
S e p t em b e r 23 , 20 0 7 . W h e re :
d o wn t o wn . Y o u: M a n. M e :
W o m a n. # 90 0 2 1 6
You: compelling blonde, unknow-
able age, Security crew. We
shared visual essays, far too few
words at the Watergate several
times, the last at 2 a.m. Monday
morning. How ya doin? W he n:
M o n d ay , J u l y 1 4 , 2 0 0 8 . W h er e :
O re g o n Co u n t ry Fa ir Wa t er G at e .
Y o u : W om a n. Me : Ma n . # 9 00 2 08
im a 22 year old male enjoying
life loving my work and my body
just looking for a lady that cares
about her body and loves to
have fun. se x yn i c k2 21 , 2 1, g ,
# 10 2 16 8
Im a local guy who has the time,
money, and knowledge to show
off Oregon to an active, attrac-
tive, athletic woman. Must be
intelligent, witty, sexy, and avail-
able. a c er 3 5 35 , 51 , g , #1 02 1 6 5
I am 18, bi, in a relationship, look-
ing for gay/bi girls to hang out
with. Awaiting fall term to begin,
now enrolling at LCC to study art.
T an k Gi r l, 1 9 , # 10 1 6 09
JERR-BEAR, AREYOU OUT-
THERE?
OCF WATERGATE SECURITY
SINGLE AND BORED
HERE I AM
WHO REALLY KNOWS
SWEET, ITALIAN HONEYBEE
U TELL ME. H el l oK it t y9 9 , 43 ,
# 1 01 7 5 9
i am 23 years old . im single i
read and write and i sing. inter-
ested in meeting someone and
maybe a ltr can develop. c o ur t -
n e y fe y , 23 , g , # 1 0 1 79 8
Fun-loving woman with horses,
dogs & cats looking to share
laughter, sunset walks on the
beach, good food, movies, travel,
PDAs and more with honest,
healthy, happy guy. Anyone
interested? W o r th K no wi ng , 5 3,
☎,, g , #1 0 2 05 5
really shy and unsure when i first
meet someone but if i get to
know them than there should be
no problem. just want someone
who i can be myself with. d y la n-
b l ac k, 1 9, # 1 01 9 4 9
UNIQUE LADY
starting over. Party? stay in?
Just kick it at the river? well
thats me, easy going and quite. U
B interesting and up for a good
time any time. L il _ F ro gg y , 1 8,
# 1 01 8 74
POETIC MINDFUL MUSE
Recently moved here from
Midwest. Looking forward to
checking out the music scene. I
am a fan of music, films, Britain,
and chocolate. Fellow nerd to
enjoy live Punk? bk m 22 , 3 3, g ,
# 1 0 2 14 8
vivacious honest giving cinna-
mon girl looking for male biking
buddies pos. more...preferrably
tall gardening musicians who
like cats, herb, records and
wouldnt mind falling in love...no
dirty whores. send pic? c i n m n-
g i r l, 2 5, ☎,, g , # 1 01 2 6 9
Athletic outspoken male, looking
for an outdoor playmate. Also
needs to enjoy the quieter, finer
parts of life after we’re done.
Ask, and I’ll answer. D e le e r io u s,
2 0 , g , #1 01 9 7 9
i’m rich tall handsome and i love
cunnilingus. o tt er 2, 31 , g ,
# 10 21 4 0
AWESOME VEGAN NERD
Bored somewhat nerdy vegan
seeks same. Love music, movies,
animals, and reading. Looking
for someone with a great sense
of humor and similar interests.
Vegans/veggies get a gold star!
M o zF an , 25 , g , # 1 0 21 2 0
SPASTICALLYECLECTIC, VAST,
INTELLECTUALLYJUGGERNAU
TISH
Spastically eclectic upheaved
fluxing giant seeks a nice girl for
who knows what. Must be under-
standing. Th e eO b sk ur e, 3 0, g ,
# 10 2 11 8
CREATIVE, INDISCRIBABLE,
MUSICIAN
Party? Relax by the River? music
connisoir! Chill/Movie? See new
places! Im looking for someone
to experience life with, show me
something new and who I can do
the same. Un t a me d _S a v a ge , 2 0,
# 10 2 10 6
PRESENT, BIG-HEARTED,
BRIGHT
You are kind-hearted, easy-
going, fit, choose to live simply,
see the illusion clearly. You love
nature, gardening, books, bicy-
cling, learning new stuff. This 55
year old seeks your company.
P ho t on , 55 , g , #1 0 2 09 9
LOVEABLE GAMER, NERD
Well I love to read, play video
games, watch movies, surf the
web, camping and the outdoors.
Mainly just looking for someone
who likes some of the same
things. W oW g am er , 19 , g ,
# 10 21 00
FUN, KIND, LOYAL,
im an outgoing, enthusiastic guy.
allways been a man of my
actions. i look at all the finer
things in life and stick to the
positive side! J u s tB fr a n K, 2 4,
g , #1 0 2 0 91
EDUCATED; FERAL STREAK
Like living alone but desire inti-
macy. Sensitive, moved by form,
music, women, the psyche, kids,
also very down to earth. Money
matters. Aquarius creative.
Pappagano iso Pappaganna.
Good coffee helps. Equanimity
too. s c hm o e d el ux e, 6 6, ☎,,
#102073
LONELY IN EUGENE
Looking for attractive woman to
take the edge off. You are open-
minded and happy to be alive.
f l y f i s he r, 64 , g , # 10 20 6 8
ECLECTIC ECCENTRIC
DELIGHT
Looking for a Goddess, gentle,
active, sweet, intellegent. Not
into domination, will trade pleas-
ure, kindness, and understand-
ing. Great massage, good listen-
er. There’s magic and adventure
to be had, come along? Ma k ah i ki ,
5 4, g , # 1 01 7 5 7
SEEKING OLDER WOMEN!!!
Any older women want to teach
me how to please older woman?
Always fantasied being with an
older woman. I’m discrete, ath-
letic, and tall. I don’t do
drugs/diseases. yo u n gl a n ce r5 41 ,
1 8 , # 1 0 2 03 0
IT’S EVOLUTION BABY
Keywords: hiking, live music,
slow food, reading all the time,
singing, dogs, evolution, left,
honest, hard working, Mary Jane,
bootleg, love, love, love.
B u rn T oS hi ne , 3 4 , g , #1 02 08 6
LOOK, SEE, DISTINGUISH
What can I say that might
intrigue and “invite” the people I
should meet? I sat alone in the
center chamber of the Pyramid
of Gaza... (see web ad). W e l l sp i r it ,
4 9, ☎,, g , # 1 02 0 64
SILLY AND SASSY
super goofy and hectic chick. i
dig theatre, books, art, hugs,
laughing, lemons, Mexico. seek-
ing humans that are hilarious,
smart, lovely. confident not
cocky. sweet not sappy. sarcastic
not bitchy. ta n ge r in e, 2 3 , ☎,, g ,
# 1 02 19 6
LONG LOST FRIEND
I am looking for Dan Headings,
we were friends in a past life and
I miss him desperately. Want to
try again? Ms N e c ro m a nc e, 34 ,
g , #1 02 1 9 4
SLENDER TREE
creative in imagination, water
dancing with vocal toning, hot
tubbing to stretch and expand, so
many different sizes of leaves,
enjoy fine lines with fluid move-
ments, poetic in nature.
r e d _c a t ip i l la r , 6 1, ☎,, g , # 10 21 4 9
POET/ARTIST SEEKS LIKE-
MINDED
Poet and digital artist. I love phi-
losophy art and theology. A
hopeless romantic and idealist,
enjoys seeing beauty in every-
day things. Seeking intelligent,
talkative, kind woman who is an
artist/poet. M i nd P o et , 4 7, g ,
# 1 02 13 3
NEW TO EUGENE!
WITH LOVE
well am simple and easy going
and i like to be there for people i
love and i like been. ni co l a st e dd ,
2 1, #1 0 2 10 9
CRAZY RESPONSIBLE TEEN
In all honesty, I’m not sure what I
am looking for, but I feel that I
haven’t found what I want yet.
I’m laid back, goal orientated,
fun, and responsible. ki e da , 18 ,
g , # 1 0 19 42
Just moved to Eugene, looking
for friends to play frisbee golf
(folf) with, hike, bike, walk
around downtown, catch a
movie, meal, explore the city and
surrounding areas. s li ng s ho t 1 4,
2 5, g , #1 0 2 1 08
WAY-CONSCIENTIOUS EARTH-
MOVER
looking for a certain someone
who needs their earth moved.
have Carhartts and mud boots.
S t o ck t on _ Pi e, 30 , g , # 10 18 77
HOLY DONUTS!, BATMAN
I saw you eating a Holy Donut! at
the barista counter @ market of
choice,& then another time @
the saturday market booth#58.
It glowed like heaven in your
hands! Wh e n : M on da y , Au gu st 1 8 ,
2 00 8 . W he re : Ma rk e t of Ch o ic e,
K iv a , Sa t .M a r k e t , S un d a n c e. Y ou :
W o m a n. Me : Wo m a n . # 9 00 2 21
FREE WICKER SOFA?
To the person who took our free
sofa, I’d like you to know that it
does have a cushion. Come back
to our house & we’ll give it to
you. W h en : M o n d a y, Au g us t 1 8 ,
2 0 0 8 . Wh er e : 1 5t h a nd L aw r en c e.
Y o u : Ma n . Me : W om a n. # 9 00 2 2 0
LINDZ VICIOUS
We’ve said and done shit that is
horrible, lets bury the hatchet
and talk, i don’t want to erase
you from my life, please don’t
erase me. Im Sorry! W he n:
M o nd ay , Au gu s t 1 8, 2 0 0 8. W h er e :
Ev e ry w h er e. Y ou : W om an . Me :
M a n. #9 0 02 1 9
WILDWOOD!! SAT16TH
You standing by a log,
Exchanged glances. I left sortly
after with my friends. I was
wearing a green tank and black
shots. ~DRINKS? W h en : S a t ur da y ,
A ug us t 1 6 , 20 0 8 . W h e re :
W il d W oo d . Yo u : Ma n . Me : W om an .
☎ #900218
NESSA
Haven’t seen you for a while. I
really miss you. Will you please
just call me. Wh e n: S u nd ay ,
A u g u st 3 , 20 0 8 . W h er e : M cK en z ie
Ri ve r. Yo u : W om a n. Me : M a n.
# 9 0 0 2 1 5
CUTIES WITH LAB
MOUTHWATERING MELONS
I saw you sampling the tantaliz-
ing, mouthwatering melons at
the Farm & Food Coalition
Fundraiser 810. Meet at Lively
Organic
Farmstand
this
Saturday? Maybe we can sample
some more wonderful delights!
Wh en : Su n da y , Au g u st 1 0, 20 0 8 .
W h er e : li ve ly o rg an i c fa rm . Y ou :
W o ma n . M e : Wo ma n . # 9 00 2 05
DOUGLAS DIXON, YO!
Happy Birthday to the hottest
daddy around! We’re so excited
for your visit. Eugene hasn’t been
the same since you left, duh!
Wh e n : M on da y, A u g us t 1 1 , 2 0 08 .
Wh e r e: Gr at ef ul D ea d s ho w . Y o u :
M a n. Me : W om an . # 9 0 02 0 4
GOODBYE NATALIE!
Farewell to one of the best Pie
Girls of all! We miss you already,
and wish you happy trails in San
Fran! It won’t be the same here
without you! Wh e n : M o n da y,
Au gu st 1 1 , 20 0 8 . Wh e r e: S w ee t
P o ta t o Pi e. Y ou : Wo ma n. Me :
W o m a n. # 90 0 2 0 3
GRANDMA JEANIE PIE
Happy happy birthday to the
hottest grandma in town! We
love you and are sooooo glad to
have you in our family! Hooray!
Wh en : M o nd ay , A u g us t 1 1, 20 0 8.
W h e r e : S av i ng t h e wo rl d . Yo u:
W o ma n . M e : Wo ma n . # 9 00 2 02
KATIE AND ROGER
I meet the two of you at the nakid
beach about a month ago. I would
love a chance to get to know you
and/or roger. Please respond.
Dave Wh en : F r id a y, Au gu s t 1,
2 00 8 . W h er e : N ak i d B ea c h . Y o u :
W o m a n. M e: M a n. # 9 00 2 01
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