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TO PLACE A PERSONALS AD: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL personals@eugeneweekly.com WEB eugeneweekly.com VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1-888-652-6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. To respond to a Blind Box: Mail a letter to Eugene Weekly, 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. Attention the letter to the Blind Box name. MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY Insatiable Butt-Slut bent on world domination seeks Marauding Savage with crimi- nal impulses. Let’s create maniacal friction! We’ll cas- trate the Christians and sail the Seas of Cheese. ☎ 2314 AAA Active, Attractive, Athletic- Youthful, SWF, HWP, Mid forty’s, mom, honest, classy, fun, sense of humor, educated, pro- fessional, with a love for the outdoors, would like to meet a SWM with similar characteris- tics for possible LTR, NS ☎ 2364 DOWN TO EARTH 40 yr., seeking kind, adventur- ous friend for outdoor activi- ties, live music and movies. ☎ 2359 WHERE ARE THEY?? NICE GUY Are you a nice guy? Do you have a job? Do you like to go out once in awhile, maybe have a drink or two? No ass- holes or tweekers please. Write to blind box “Nice Guy”. ✍ NEW TO EUGENE.. And bored already. SBF, 29, enjoys pool, swimming, karaoke, bingo, movies,most music and martinis. I’m career oriented,independent, cute, democratic and no chil- dren. Sorry, no druggies, slack- ers or vegetarians. ☎ 2301 Where are the good guys who know how to treat a lady right? Sensual SWF in 50’s looking for good company, fun, laughs, mutual satisfaction and possi- ble LTR. No fools. ☎ 2356 SWM, 58, 6’3, blondish brown hair, blue eyes, nonsmoker/drugs, loves taking trips to the coast, exotic ani- mals & birds, fishing, hiking, sports. ISO SWF, 30-50, no kids, NS, ND, for ltr. ☎ 2353 CURVY, FULL FIGURED 30-50, solvent, active, cute, funny, ready 4 a nice guy, HWP, I am flexible, just be awe- inspiring! Me: cute, worthy, almost thin, 40’s. Don’t delay. ☎ 2316 EARTHYGUYSEEKSG’ESS Laid back 38 yr. old musician, chef, outdoor lover. Seeks a music loving, outdoorsy, ani- mal loving, semi-vegetarian for hikes, tunes and good food. Non smoker 25-38. ☎ 2304 GOOD FOR FUN Sun and someone. Seeks real women of all shapes and sizes. Ladies who like to be pam- pered by clean, cute, lean toy boy. Let me know your needs! ☎ 2306 HI WARREN It’s been years, but recently, I’ve been thinking of you and your son. Hope you are well. If you’re in-between relation- ships, I’d enjoy seeing you again. If not, then-all my best, Barbara. ☎ 2351 LOOKING FOR LTR DEXTER SKI CLUB Single male 43 seeks unat- tached tree skiing tele buddy to assist with trail planning/grooming at new local ski area. ☎ 2369 HIKING END MY LONELINESS! Would like to meet SJP, 45-60, for hiking and other rural adventures. Write to blind box “Hiking”. ✍ M-51, looking for a girlfriend for romantic getaways to the coast and other places on my motorcycle. ☎ 2308 SANITY A PLUS Recently released 55 yo, SWM, energetic, in shape. ISO hik- ing/walking/talking healthy women for company. Sanity a plus. ☎ 2310 FRESHLY SCRUBBED.... Wildland Firefighter returning SoCal looking for date with Eugene area hot chick. ☎ 2303 EUGENE GUY FREEDOM IN REACH HEY MEGAN COPS R DUMB, M’KAY? 47, SWM, 6’,147 brown hair blue eyes. In to running, cycling, sports, books, movies, old tv shows. Looking for a women fun to be with from 30-50, thats open about herself, no drugs, drinking ok, tattoos or piercings a plus, So lets talk I do call back. ☎ 2302 23 yo convict with hard body, good looks and tattoos. Am fun, spirited and deep souled. Seeking a woman’s correspon- dence to secure relationship before parole. Write to blind box “Freedom”. ✍ I lost my cell phone with your number in it. I would like to get to know you better. We met on high street last Saturday. Quinton ☎ 2366 Sat pm-Man outruns police! Driver makes 3 point turn while perp escapes! I saw a pool of BLOOD nearby! Was he guilty? Fatty McOinkyoink should’ve got out and ran! Ray/Snowplow/Seahorse- whatever the name, your eyes say it all. You told me to listen for Silence and I feel it every- where. Where have you taken your light, goddess? ☎ 2371 GOOD LISTENER SWM-61, 5’11, active, fit, hiker, personality, lite hearted, less is more. Well traveled, compas- sionate, kind, animal lover, spiritual, fluent, track & field enthusiest. NS. ND. Iconoclast. ☎ 2267 CAREER MINDED ISO ambitious, unconventional female 30-50 compassionate, caring, sustain, spiritual, sexu- al, disease & drug free rela- tionship with vegetarian male. ☎ 2271 BI WOMEN’S GROUP Meets the third Friday of every month at 7:00 pm. Call for more details. Please No Men/TG/TS. ☎ 2062 FIND IT ISO fit, ALIVE, playful women or couple for potluck, playing or listening to music, hot tub, group/single massage. Goal is to create safe, playful quality experience. Questions? ☎ 2226 Daily work routine: You-Black chevy truck, awesome smile. Me-Gray Mazda. I miss our daily smile exchanges in pass- ing. Never got up the nerve to say anything...too late? ☎ 2370 TOMCAT’S CARETAKER MEET SOMEONE Open and would like to meet someone in town. ☎ 2225 RELATIONSHIPS Relationship oriented. Believe two men can be family. I’m middle age, 5’11, 150#. Many interests. Prefer younger. Open to possibilities. You? ☎ 2150 Tall, M, carrying black back-sac w/gold ‘om’ design- leaving AshleighFlynn show @-11pm, 11/7; gently caught my gaze for a moment & friendly smile- you radiated calm presence and light. *hi* ☎ 2365 YOU CAUGHT MY EYE MEILI MAN FUN GRANDPA SWM, 54, lives at the beach, likes the mountains too, loves to fish & crab, cook & garden, enjoys a glass of wine. Seeking single woman with similar interests. ☎ 2269 YOGI? @ SAM BOND’S AZURE OCEAN It is a beautiful thing you’re doing for Tomcat. I found our brief but meaningful waiting room conversation very refreshing. You are a very won- derful person. ARH 410 BOY you wear flannel and have glasses. i sit in front. we say hi and smile. id love to talk. you are too cute. ☎ 2368 KDOG IN PTOWN You: Hot, red headed animal lover. Us: 2 dogs playin chickin. Thanks for saving us from cer- tain death as we played in traf- fic on Hwy 26 in Ptown. We wuv you! Gdog thinks your hot, too. ☎ 2367 I saw you well dressed black male at 31st and Willamette 3pm Friday waiting for the bus. Our eyes met. Want to meet for coffee? ☎ 2358 MY COAT? Oct. 30th, big house party. Me- fairy w/long red & black wig. You-Angela, crafty wing maker. I lent you my coat. Can I have it back? ☎ 2322 CASE OF DA MONDAYS 11/5 PCMarketofChoice on Willamette. You red ascot, me red pants. You couldn’t stop looking at me and my two chil- dren, or was it I that couldn’t stop looking at you? ☎ 2323 SANIPAC BOB HAWAII BOY Came for lunch on Old Franklin. You said you needed lunch and a good woman, I was too shy to reply.....your at the right place! Wanna have coffee? ☎ 2363 You are the landscaper of my dreams and suddenly you dis- appeared to Hawaii. I’m the one with the really cute dog waiting patiently to mud wres- tle with you. We both have really fun toys to play with. ☎ 2320 SWEET LIKE CANDY I saw you dancing from a dis- tance. That sexy smile and those cute bunny teeth. I knew right then I had to make you mine. Te Amo mucho mi amor! LEE, FAIRY PRINCESS Sam Bond’s Halloween with friends Kaitlyn and David (?) in silver robot suits. I should have stayed. Please call me. P. Write to blind box “Peter”. ✍ ☎ 2360 CROW I approached you downtown two years ago & asked you to appear in a movie we were making. You did. It is finally fin- ished and you deserve to see it. Your email is no longer valid. ☎ 2312 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): When life gets weird, should you take refuge in decorum and tradition? Should you intensify your commitment to the humdrum? Is it wise to dress more conserv- atively, act more dignified, and smile more automatically? I say no. When the daily rhythm veers off track into unexpected detours, I say it’s prime time to gleefully depart from The Way Things Have Always Been Done. In fact, I advise you to cultivate your rebellious questions and celebrate the unusual impulses that bubble up. They will help you harvest the epiphanies that life’s weirdness is tempting you to pursue. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “When you die,” says the Koran, “God will call upon you to account for all the permitted pleas- ures you did not enjoy while on earth.” There’s a similar idea in the Talmud: “A person will be called upon to account, on Judgment Day, for all the permitted pleasures he might have enjoyed but did not.” This thought should serve as a central theme for you in the coming weeks, Taurus. Don’t worry, you won’t die for many years. But to activate your highest spiritual potentials in the near future, you must plumb the depths of bliss, joy, amusement, and fun. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your intentions have been fine, but you’ve been a bit off in executing your intentions. It’s like you were building a love nest in a parking garage; as if you’ve been hosting a dinner party with fascinating guests at McDonald’s; as if you were confessing profound secrets to a narcissist who was- n’t really interested. In other words, Gemini, you have been doing the right things in the wrong places. But I expect that a lucky break will soon shove you out of this awkward disjunction, bringing your style and content into harmony. (P.S. Why not go out and induce that lucky break immediately?) CANCER (June 21-July 22): Lishui is a rapidly growing industri- al city in China. With the government’s help and blessing, develop- ers have been transforming rugged farmland into level parcels suitable for manufacturing facilities. In recent years, engineers have used dynamite and dump trucks to flatten 108 hills and mountains. The official motto that guides workers is “Each person does the work of two; two days’ work is done in one.” While I don’t normally recommend that you engage in such extreme labors, the coming weeks will be a favorable time to make an exception. You’ll have cosmic forces on your side if you do the work of two as you carry out the equivalent of demolishing mountains. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The bad news is that Indonesia has the fastest rate of deforestation on the planet, and is one of the top three producers of greenhouse gas pollution. The good news is that on Nov. 28, the people of Indonesia will unleash the most intense orgy of tree-growing in the history of the world. They’re scheduled to plant 79 million saplings in 24 hours. You Leos 42 NOVEMBER 21, 2007 might also consider undertaking a massive display of fertility in the next three weeks. Your creative powers will be at a peak; your ability to coax abundant life out of seeds and sprouts will be extraordinary. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Because of changes in agricultural techniques, food is nowhere near as nutritious as it used to be. Vegetables grown on modern factory farms have 27 percent less calcium and 37 percent less iron than they did in 1975, for exam- ple, as well as 21 percent less Vitamin A and 30 percent less Vitamin C. So if you want to avoid being starved of essential nutri- ents, you either have to eat a huge amount, take supplements, or consume organic food. Are there any other areas of your life where the sustenance levels have dropped, perhaps without your full awareness? Is there an activity that no longer provides you with the boost it used to? Your assignment is to explore this pos- sibility. If you find something’s lacking, take immediate measures to make up for what you’ve been missing. (For more info about food’s shrinking nutritional value, go here: tinyurl.com/yrw4ht.) LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Talk normally as little as possible in the coming week. Instead, try to communicate primarily by whis- pering, singing, laughing, speaking in rhyme, using foreign accents, making animal noises, and imitating cartoon characters. In my astrological opinion, this could free you to express feelings and thoughts that you’ve been unwisely suppressing. It would give you the power to access potent information that neither your monkey mind nor your rational mind has much interest in. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A while back I asked my readers, “What conditions would you need in your world in order to feel you were living in paradise?” I’ll report to you how one Scorpio responded, since it’s very apropos to your immediate future. “My utopia,” wrote Sandra Boyd of Vancouver, “would require me to be desired, loved, and satiated amidst messy order and cockeyed perfection.” I urge you to create that exact set of con- ditions, Scorpio. Get out there and cultivate the funny logic, wild discipline, and chaotic organization that will help ensure you’ll be fiercely adored. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The visionary genius Isaac Newton revolutionized science and math. His biographer James Gleick says he discovered “more of the essential core of human knowledge than anyone before or after.” Ostensibly, Newton was humble, writing that “if I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.” But he did not actually believe that, writes Salon.com’s Farhad Manjoo in his review of Gleick’s book. And the fact is that Newton’s breakthroughs “were not incre- mental, not the logical conclusion to centuries of study,” but rather the result of “a supernatural, superhuman intuition.” This is the kind of intelligence I suspect you’ll be able to summon in the coming weeks as you expand your understanding of your place in the world. It will be as if you’re snatching raw truths fresh from eternity; as if you’re the beneficiary of utterly novel insights that nothing in your life has prepared you for. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were great leaders who were instrumental in creating the United States, but they shared a flaw with most of the other founding fathers: They owned slaves. Only one of the men who midwifed the birth of the nation freed his human chat- tel: Virginia plantation owner Robert Carter, whose heroism has been largely unsung in the history books. Make him your role model in the coming weeks, Capricorn. It’s a good time to medi- tate on those people you’ve held down, oppressed, or manipu- lated (even if it was inadvertent or unconscious), and then cor- rect for how you’ve interfered with their full blossoming. I’m not saying you’re any guiltier of this sin than the rest of us; just that this is your special time to atone. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In the coming weeks, you will have an unusually large capacity to see what has been invisible and name what has been unspeakable. You will be adept at solv- ing dull old problems and creating brilliant new ones. You will also have extraordinary power to dissolve restrictions and impose creative limitations, outwit evil and dream up tricky ways to be good, drum up freedom and escape apathy, and rebel against or uphold tradition as necessary. Use your amaz- ing mojo craftily, Aquarius! PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “You owe it to us all to get on with what you’re good at,” said poet W.H. Auden. Make that your motto in the coming weeks, Pisces. Your motivation for doing the useful work you love to do should not come from you alone. We, the rest of the world, want to be there inside you so that we can root you on and encourage you to give us your very best gifts. Tap into and refine and explore your talents for your own sake, yes — but do it for us, too. HOMEWORK : What gifts do you want for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, Yule, and the winter solstice? Write to Buddha Claus at uaregod@comcast.net. 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