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MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY
Insatiable Butt-Slut bent on
world domination seeks
Marauding Savage with crimi-
nal impulses. Let’s create
maniacal friction! We’ll cas-
trate the Christians and sail
the Seas of Cheese. ☎ 2314
AAA
Active, Attractive, Athletic-
Youthful, SWF, HWP, Mid forty’s,
mom, honest, classy, fun,
sense of humor, educated, pro-
fessional, with a love for the
outdoors, would like to meet a
SWM with similar characteris-
tics for possible LTR, NS ☎
2364
DOWN TO EARTH
40 yr., seeking kind, adventur-
ous friend for outdoor activi-
ties, live music and movies. ☎
2359
WHERE ARE THEY??
NICE GUY
Are you a nice guy? Do you
have a job? Do you like to go
out once in awhile, maybe
have a drink or two? No ass-
holes or tweekers please. Write
to blind box “Nice Guy”. ✍
NEW TO EUGENE..
And bored already. SBF, 29,
enjoys pool, swimming,
karaoke, bingo, movies,most
music and martinis. I’m
career oriented,independent,
cute, democratic and no chil-
dren. Sorry, no druggies, slack-
ers or vegetarians. ☎ 2301
Where are the good guys who
know how to treat a lady right?
Sensual SWF in 50’s looking for
good company, fun, laughs,
mutual satisfaction and possi-
ble LTR. No fools. ☎ 2356
SWM, 58, 6’3, blondish brown
hair,
blue
eyes,
nonsmoker/drugs, loves taking
trips to the coast, exotic ani-
mals & birds, fishing, hiking,
sports. ISO SWF, 30-50, no kids,
NS, ND, for ltr. ☎ 2353
CURVY, FULL FIGURED
30-50, solvent, active, cute,
funny, ready 4 a nice guy, HWP,
I am flexible, just be awe-
inspiring! Me: cute, worthy,
almost thin, 40’s. Don’t delay.
☎ 2316
EARTHYGUYSEEKSG’ESS
Laid back 38 yr. old musician,
chef, outdoor lover. Seeks a
music loving, outdoorsy, ani-
mal loving, semi-vegetarian
for hikes, tunes and good food.
Non smoker 25-38. ☎ 2304
GOOD FOR FUN
Sun and someone. Seeks real
women of all shapes and sizes.
Ladies who like to be pam-
pered by clean, cute, lean toy
boy. Let me know your needs!
☎ 2306
HI WARREN
It’s been years, but recently,
I’ve been thinking of you and
your son. Hope you are well. If
you’re in-between relation-
ships, I’d enjoy seeing you
again. If not, then-all my best,
Barbara. ☎ 2351
LOOKING FOR LTR
DEXTER SKI CLUB
Single male 43 seeks unat-
tached tree skiing tele buddy
to
assist
with
trail
planning/grooming at new
local ski area. ☎ 2369
HIKING
END MY LONELINESS!
Would like to meet SJP, 45-60,
for hiking and other rural
adventures. Write to blind box
“Hiking”. ✍
M-51, looking for a girlfriend
for romantic getaways to the
coast and other places on my
motorcycle. ☎ 2308
SANITY A PLUS
Recently released 55 yo, SWM,
energetic, in shape. ISO hik-
ing/walking/talking healthy
women for company. Sanity a
plus. ☎ 2310
FRESHLY SCRUBBED....
Wildland Firefighter returning
SoCal looking for date with
Eugene area hot chick. ☎ 2303
EUGENE GUY
FREEDOM IN REACH
HEY MEGAN
COPS R DUMB, M’KAY?
47, SWM, 6’,147 brown hair blue
eyes. In to running, cycling,
sports, books, movies, old tv
shows. Looking for a women
fun to be with from 30-50,
thats open about herself, no
drugs, drinking ok, tattoos or
piercings a plus, So lets talk I
do call back. ☎ 2302
23 yo convict with hard body,
good looks and tattoos. Am
fun, spirited and deep souled.
Seeking a woman’s correspon-
dence to secure relationship
before parole. Write to blind
box “Freedom”. ✍
I lost my cell phone with your
number in it. I would like to get
to know you better. We met on
high street last Saturday.
Quinton ☎ 2366
Sat pm-Man outruns police!
Driver makes 3 point turn
while perp escapes! I saw a
pool of BLOOD nearby! Was he
guilty? Fatty McOinkyoink
should’ve got out and ran!
Ray/Snowplow/Seahorse-
whatever the name, your eyes
say it all. You told me to listen
for Silence and I feel it every-
where. Where have you taken
your light, goddess? ☎ 2371
GOOD LISTENER
SWM-61, 5’11, active, fit, hiker,
personality, lite hearted, less is
more. Well traveled, compas-
sionate, kind, animal lover,
spiritual, fluent, track & field
enthusiest. NS. ND. Iconoclast.
☎ 2267
CAREER MINDED
ISO ambitious, unconventional
female 30-50 compassionate,
caring, sustain, spiritual, sexu-
al, disease & drug free rela-
tionship with vegetarian male.
☎ 2271
BI WOMEN’S GROUP
Meets the third Friday of every
month at 7:00 pm. Call for
more details. Please No
Men/TG/TS. ☎ 2062
FIND IT
ISO fit, ALIVE, playful women or
couple for potluck, playing or
listening to music, hot tub,
group/single massage. Goal is
to create safe, playful quality
experience. Questions? ☎ 2226
Daily work routine: You-Black
chevy truck, awesome smile.
Me-Gray Mazda. I miss our
daily smile exchanges in pass-
ing. Never got up the nerve to
say anything...too late? ☎
2370
TOMCAT’S CARETAKER
MEET SOMEONE
Open and would like to meet
someone in town. ☎ 2225
RELATIONSHIPS
Relationship oriented. Believe
two men can be family. I’m
middle age, 5’11, 150#. Many
interests. Prefer younger. Open
to possibilities. You? ☎ 2150
Tall, M, carrying black back-sac
w/gold ‘om’ design- leaving
AshleighFlynn show @-11pm,
11/7; gently caught my gaze for
a moment & friendly smile-
you radiated calm presence
and light. *hi* ☎ 2365
YOU CAUGHT MY EYE
MEILI MAN
FUN GRANDPA
SWM, 54, lives at the beach,
likes the mountains too, loves
to fish & crab, cook & garden,
enjoys a glass of wine. Seeking
single woman with similar
interests. ☎ 2269
YOGI? @ SAM BOND’S
AZURE OCEAN
It is a beautiful thing you’re
doing for Tomcat. I found our
brief but meaningful waiting
room conversation very
refreshing. You are a very won-
derful person.
ARH 410 BOY
you wear flannel and have
glasses. i sit in front. we say hi
and smile. id love to talk. you
are too cute. ☎ 2368
KDOG IN PTOWN
You: Hot, red headed animal
lover. Us: 2 dogs playin chickin.
Thanks for saving us from cer-
tain death as we played in traf-
fic on Hwy 26 in Ptown. We wuv
you! Gdog thinks your hot, too.
☎ 2367
I saw you well dressed black
male at 31st and Willamette
3pm Friday waiting for the bus.
Our eyes met. Want to meet for
coffee? ☎ 2358
MY COAT?
Oct. 30th, big house party. Me-
fairy w/long red & black wig.
You-Angela, crafty wing maker.
I lent you my coat. Can I have it
back? ☎ 2322
CASE OF DA MONDAYS
11/5 PCMarketofChoice on
Willamette. You red ascot, me
red pants. You couldn’t stop
looking at me and my two chil-
dren, or was it I that couldn’t
stop looking at you? ☎ 2323
SANIPAC BOB
HAWAII BOY
Came for lunch on Old Franklin.
You said you needed lunch and
a good woman, I was too shy to
reply.....your at the right place!
Wanna have coffee? ☎ 2363
You are the landscaper of my
dreams and suddenly you dis-
appeared to Hawaii. I’m the
one with the really cute dog
waiting patiently to mud wres-
tle with you. We both have
really fun toys to play with. ☎
2320
SWEET LIKE CANDY
I saw you dancing from a dis-
tance. That sexy smile and
those cute bunny teeth. I knew
right then I had to make you
mine. Te Amo mucho mi amor!
LEE, FAIRY PRINCESS
Sam Bond’s Halloween with
friends Kaitlyn and David (?) in
silver robot suits. I should have
stayed. Please call me. P. Write
to blind box “Peter”. ✍ ☎
2360
CROW
I approached you downtown
two years ago & asked you to
appear in a movie we were
making. You did. It is finally fin-
ished and you deserve to see
it. Your email is no longer valid.
☎ 2312
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): When life gets weird, should you
take refuge in decorum and tradition? Should you intensify your
commitment to the humdrum? Is it wise to dress more conserv-
atively, act more dignified, and smile more automatically? I say
no. When the daily rhythm veers off track into unexpected
detours, I say it’s prime time to gleefully depart from The Way
Things Have Always Been Done. In fact, I advise you to cultivate
your rebellious questions and celebrate the unusual impulses
that bubble up. They will help you harvest the epiphanies that
life’s weirdness is tempting you to pursue.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “When you die,” says the Koran,
“God will call upon you to account for all the permitted pleas-
ures you did not enjoy while on earth.” There’s a similar idea in
the Talmud: “A person will be called upon to account, on
Judgment Day, for all the permitted pleasures he might have
enjoyed but did not.” This thought should serve as a central
theme for you in the coming weeks, Taurus. Don’t worry, you
won’t die for many years. But to activate your highest spiritual
potentials in the near future, you must plumb the depths of
bliss, joy, amusement, and fun.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your intentions have been fine, but
you’ve been a bit off in executing your intentions. It’s like you
were building a love nest in a parking garage; as if you’ve been
hosting a dinner party with fascinating guests at McDonald’s; as
if you were confessing profound secrets to a narcissist who was-
n’t really interested. In other words, Gemini, you have been
doing the right things in the wrong places. But I expect that a
lucky break will soon shove you out of this awkward disjunction,
bringing your style and content into harmony. (P.S. Why not go
out and induce that lucky break immediately?)
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Lishui is a rapidly growing industri-
al city in China. With the government’s help and blessing, develop-
ers have been transforming rugged farmland into level parcels
suitable for manufacturing facilities. In recent years, engineers
have used dynamite and dump trucks to flatten 108 hills and
mountains. The official motto that guides workers is “Each person
does the work of two; two days’ work is done in one.” While I don’t
normally recommend that you engage in such extreme labors, the
coming weeks will be a favorable time to make an exception.
You’ll have cosmic forces on your side if you do the work of two
as you carry out the equivalent of demolishing mountains.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The bad news is that Indonesia has the
fastest rate of deforestation on the planet, and is one of the top
three producers of greenhouse gas pollution. The good news is
that on Nov. 28, the people of Indonesia will unleash the most
intense orgy of tree-growing in the history of the world. They’re
scheduled to plant 79 million saplings in 24 hours. You Leos
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might also consider undertaking a massive display of fertility in
the next three weeks. Your creative powers will be at a peak;
your ability to coax abundant life out of seeds and sprouts will
be extraordinary.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Because of changes in agricultural
techniques, food is nowhere near as nutritious as it used to be.
Vegetables grown on modern factory farms have 27 percent less
calcium and 37 percent less iron than they did in 1975, for exam-
ple, as well as 21 percent less Vitamin A and 30 percent less
Vitamin C. So if you want to avoid being starved of essential nutri-
ents, you either have to eat a huge amount, take supplements, or
consume organic food. Are there any other areas of your life
where the sustenance levels have dropped, perhaps without your
full awareness? Is there an activity that no longer provides you
with the boost it used to? Your assignment is to explore this pos-
sibility. If you find something’s lacking, take immediate measures
to make up for what you’ve been missing. (For more info about
food’s shrinking nutritional value, go here: tinyurl.com/yrw4ht.)
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Talk normally as little as possible in
the coming week. Instead, try to communicate primarily by whis-
pering, singing, laughing, speaking in rhyme, using foreign
accents, making animal noises, and imitating cartoon characters.
In my astrological opinion, this could free you to express feelings
and thoughts that you’ve been unwisely suppressing. It would
give you the power to access potent information that neither
your monkey mind nor your rational mind has much interest in.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A while back I asked my readers,
“What conditions would you need in your world in order to feel
you were living in paradise?” I’ll report to you how one Scorpio
responded, since it’s very apropos to your immediate future.
“My utopia,” wrote Sandra Boyd of Vancouver, “would require
me to be desired, loved, and satiated amidst messy order and
cockeyed perfection.” I urge you to create that exact set of con-
ditions, Scorpio. Get out there and cultivate the funny logic, wild
discipline, and chaotic organization that will help ensure you’ll
be fiercely adored.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The visionary genius Isaac
Newton revolutionized science and math. His biographer James
Gleick says he discovered “more of the essential core of human
knowledge than anyone before or after.” Ostensibly, Newton was
humble, writing that “if I have seen further it is by standing on
the shoulders of giants.” But he did not actually believe that,
writes Salon.com’s Farhad Manjoo in his review of Gleick’s book.
And the fact is that Newton’s breakthroughs “were not incre-
mental, not the logical conclusion to centuries of study,” but
rather the result of “a supernatural, superhuman intuition.” This
is the kind of intelligence I suspect you’ll be able to summon in
the coming weeks as you expand your understanding of your
place in the world. It will be as if you’re snatching raw truths
fresh from eternity; as if you’re the beneficiary of utterly novel
insights that nothing in your life has prepared you for.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): George Washington and
Thomas Jefferson were great leaders who were instrumental in
creating the United States, but they shared a flaw with most of
the other founding fathers: They owned slaves. Only one of the
men who midwifed the birth of the nation freed his human chat-
tel: Virginia plantation owner Robert Carter, whose heroism has
been largely unsung in the history books. Make him your role
model in the coming weeks, Capricorn. It’s a good time to medi-
tate on those people you’ve held down, oppressed, or manipu-
lated (even if it was inadvertent or unconscious), and then cor-
rect for how you’ve interfered with their full blossoming. I’m not
saying you’re any guiltier of this sin than the rest of us; just that
this is your special time to atone.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In the coming weeks, you will
have an unusually large capacity to see what has been invisible
and name what has been unspeakable. You will be adept at solv-
ing dull old problems and creating brilliant new ones. You will
also have extraordinary power to dissolve restrictions and
impose creative limitations, outwit evil and dream up tricky
ways to be good, drum up freedom and escape apathy, and
rebel against or uphold tradition as necessary. Use your amaz-
ing mojo craftily, Aquarius!
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20): “You owe it to us all to get on
with what you’re good at,” said poet W.H. Auden. Make that
your motto in the coming weeks, Pisces. Your motivation for
doing the useful work you love to do should not come from you
alone. We, the rest of the world, want to be there inside you so
that we can root you on and encourage you to give us your very
best gifts. Tap into and refine and explore your talents for your
own sake, yes — but do it for us, too.
HOMEWORK : What gifts do you want for Christmas,
Hanukkah, Kwanza, Yule, and the winter solstice? Write to
Buddha Claus at uaregod@comcast.net.
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