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TO PLACE A PERSONALS AD: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL personals@eugeneweekly.com WEB eugeneweekly.com VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1-888-652-6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. To respond to a Blind Box: Mail a letter to Eugene Weekly, 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. Attention the letter to the Blind Box name. LET’S HAVE FUN CEREMONY NIGHTS Late 30’s country girl, still not married, seeks my 40 some- thing prince for ceremonial nights. I’ll cook for you and take care of you as long as you can be my bodyguard at night. ☎ 1991 CINNAMON GIRL Who plays for keeps, loves herb, lingerie and records seeking scruffy dude under 30 who’s into gourmet food, music, art? No whores. ☎ 1939 SEARCHING FOR... SF, late 30s, employed, loves sunshine and animals, wide range of indoor/outdoor activ- ities, active: ISO hardworking, employed, well-groomed best friend for spiritually healthy companionship, ND. ☎ 1937 PROGRESSIVE SWF of irresistible charms-a talented artist, compassionate romantic, and my most enter- taining friend-brings a sweet breeze of unstudied sophisti- cation to Eugene and is open to dating the most fun pro- gressives (65-75) looking for a petite companion of character, wit, and warm affection. ☎ 1936 Seeking outdoor type who likes to hike, see the great out- doors, and have great meals together. I’m looking for strong spiritual individual, honest, trying to live a good life. Kids okay (I have none, would like one) ☎ 1925 BESTFRIEND WANTED Bring some sun into your life! Best friend wanted. 35-55, SF for Coast to Coast fun. From Crater Lake to moonlit nights. Much time for the right gal! ☎ 1884 KING OF HEARTS PLAYFUL & PRAGMATIC With King of Hearts I could have a flush and a full house. You must not cheat. Am ready to pick up cards again and play. I have a good hand. Humor a must. 47-60. ☎ 1920 Playful & pragmatic Aquarian w/Pisces moon, ND, NS, no debt, college grad, HWP, HM, 50+ & kind. ISO honest, time limited, ? LTR. You: NS, HWP to slim, shy- ish or reserved. ☎ 1990 GOT JESUS? SOOO CLOSE Seeking 20-30 man who loves the lord, works hard, NS, ND. Would love to meet the one and start a family. My dream is to become your bride. ☎ 1919 Single, spiritual, semi retired, slender, mature, honest,very open, non judgmental, early 50’s, getting younger & better. Following the laws of attraction. Live on the coast, in nice home. Beach walk? ☎ 1952 SENSUAL MASSAGE? SWF, 20, seeking ANY male young or old. 18 and over please. For dinner, square dancing, massage, and hot dirty wild adventurous sex. ☎ 1918 LONELY HOUSE WIFE Lonely 38 year old WF, looking for someone to talk to. Love fantasy, like romance. Like men with sense of humor. ☎ 1915 SHARING MAGIC Sincere, creative, sensual, sexu- al, playful, 40ish guy looking to gaze eyes, trade giggles, exchange massage, explore tantra, and share magic with kindred awakening spirit. Older women also invited to respond. ☎ 1941 COLORS OF WOMAN DPM, 49. Been a long time. Would be wonderful to experi- ence female energy again, in all its colors. I’m healthy, kind, intelligent, respectful. No strings expected. Can we talk? ☎ 1935 SMART-ALECKY WISE SEEKING MALE SwF, seeking loving male with time on his hands to spend with intellectual, progressive, nature enthusiast who enjoys music, theater, dancing and laughter. You genius type, financially secure, 55-70. ☎ 1934 SEX Just looking for sex. ☎ 1947 LEARNING EXPERIENCE 23, attractive SWM looking for an attractive, inexperienced female between 20-28 to learn with me. ☎ 1993 SWM, 43, 5’3”, strawberry blonde, ISO, SWF, 21-42, HWP, NS, for attending local con- certs, playing pool, swimming, patronizing local restraunts, and perhaps other activities; send photo; write blind box “Attitude”. UHCLEM/ANTI-SUZ CC SINGLE IN EUGENE ENJOYABLE & HUMOROUS JUST IN Soul-20, looks-30, body-40. Far beyond Maya’s Veil. ‘Into’ ani- mals/cats, Dobbsian irony, obscure music and experienc- ing ‘now’ from post historic vantage, seeking female aspect. ☎ 1930 Single man, student, finan- cially secure, enjoys intellec- tual stimulation and healthy living with a creative spirit ISO creative, healthy woman 25-35 not afraid of the possi- bilities the world has to offer. ☎ 1875 SWM, Tall, 34, would like to meet a great, open-minded SF who is mature and enjoys life... I enjoy outdoor activi- ties, concerts, dining, coast trips and of course, other awesome stuff... take a shot at me. ☎ 1599 New guy in town, don’t know where anything is. Mid 20’s looking to meet friends in the area. Lets grab a beer. ☎ 1864 WANTED GOOD LOVIN SWM, 50, tall, very good looking seeks smart, funny lady for dinner, movie, dancing. Where are you? Please respond. ☎ 1933 WOMAN DESIRED SWM, intelligent, emotional, happy and healthy seeks SWF born July 12, 1971 for LTR. Astrology knows all! NS. ☎ 1927 SEXUALLY, I AM.. Submissive, otherwise an equal partner. Bright, eclectic, good looking, healthy, employed, humorous, loves outdoors, dining, conversation. Seeking compatible woman 28-45, attractive, physically & mentally heallthy, intelligent, open minded, non judgmental. ☎ 1922 SEEKING LOVER Tall, very good-looking mar- ried guy, 50, seeks smart, funny woman for sexual com- panionship. Wife in early hibernation, but supportive. ☎ 1873 SEEKING WOMAN SWM, 60ish, healthy, active, looking for SF for LTR. Interests include playing music, garden- ing, computers, camping, hik- ing. NS, herb friendly, semi- retired. ☎ 1872 WANTING SOME SPICE Tired, bored, lonely I am how about you? Single or married, I don’t care, just looking to feel alive and try new things. Discretion guaranteed. Lets enjoy ourselves. ☎ 1863 LOOKING FOR FRIEND NEED A TEACHER Indian guy looking for a female friend not more than 28. ☎ 1914 I love giving oral but I want someone to teach me the do’s and dont’s and how to give as much enjoyment as I receive from doing it. ☎ 1862 OUR TIME TOGETHER WM, 6’2, 195, 54. Eclectic, Buddhist, writer, hiking, nature, adventures, photography, art. NS, alternative, open minded, wholesome mindful relation- ship. Friendship first and always. Are you ready for an adventure? ☎ 1911 RELOCATING Am relocating from TX, around 8-1-07. Looking for a single female to share housing and apt. Am clean, nice looking, ect. ☎ 1866 LATE SUMMER FLING 20, D/D-free moving from Eugene in the fall and hoping for some NSA fun with an older (25-40) lady or trans boi. Prefer veg, non-driver, kinky? No men or couples. ☎ 1874 DYKINI Very soft butch, 56, chubby, seeks experienced older woman, with a great sense of humor to educate me in strapon and Tantric love tech- niques. Usual no;s. Blue eyes a +. ☎ 1867 WHERE ARE YOU? Where is my carefree, sweet and sleek as a dolphin hippie girl? Yes, I know I’m a dream- er..so where are you? ☎ 1847 RELATIONSHIP GWM, 49 yo, 5’11”, 150 lbs. Many interests, easy going, roman- tic. ISO younger for dating, possible LTR. ☎ 1931 CASUAL SEX Bi white male, middle 60’s, retired, bottom, discreet, NS, ND, NSTD. Get together now and then at your place. ☎ 1921 LOOKING 4 FUN SUB Top ISO 18-35 male bottom for fun with bondage and teasing. I’m 40s, hiv-, not stds, very safe and sane. All limits respected, if u like 2 b domi- nated. ☎ 1917 RELIEVE STRESS SUPERFINE? Cute, curvy, ruebenesque or slender, nice person, educated, ready, Summer lover? Cuddles in winter, self supporting, u try to laugh in sorrow. 35-50. Me: handsome, kind, nice body, sol- vent. Call! ☎ 1860 BRO WANTED Wanted: F-Buddy for leather sex. Nice looking, normal, HWP, healthy, 43 yo, white guy, HIV-Pos in Eugene. Looking to meet up with other blue collar types (Harley Bikers, loggers, construc- tion workers, truck drivers, ect.) Likes are: man smells, cigars, tat- toos, leather, and riding my Harley. I can pitch or catch. Herb friendly. Absolutely no fem’s. Write blind box “Bro Wanted”. - ☎ 1949 MEET SOMEONE Retired and would like to meet someone new in town. ☎ 1988 FUN ANYONE? Looking for anyone (looks, age not important) clean, to have fun with. ☎ 1887 RELIEVE STRESS! Placing ads in the Eugene Weekly is so easy and fun that you will literally feel the stress melt away because it only takes 5 minutes to place an. Give us a call at 484-0519! SEEKING Str8 mwm, late 30’s, heavy build, seriously seeking a discreet cd/ts/tv or feminine gay male for secretive meetings of sensu- al exploration of strong fantasy and desire. No std. ☎ 1861 STEELHEAD BAR I enjoyed our visual encounter at the Steelhead Bar, Sun. Aug. 12. I was sorry we did not talk. I look forward to out next phys- ical encounter. ☎ 1995 FREDDY’S BUS STOP At the Fred Meyer, W 11th LTD bus stop, we talked about the Eugene Weekly Horoscopes....among a few other things, you mentioned “giving up”, don’t give up! ☎ 1994 AT UO FROM KOREA Sweet English teacher. July 27th @ RocknRodeo. You’re so cute-lets do it again>? You cap- tured my blue eyes. ☎ 1998 SOPRETTY@LUNA8/12 Skin so dark-so lovely-cute white dress. Your beauty cap- tured my affection. You smoked. Your eyes. Do you want someone new? I’d be dancing with you. ☎ 1997 MARY MARY MARY 80s night dancing queen! You took me off the and out on the floor! Your lady curves wound me up right round baby! Wow! Cute brown shoes. Thanks! ☎ 1996 DIABLO’S THURSDAY You, wearing pink shirt and jeans getting C.C.’s autograph. Took picture as he signed. You posed for another. Beautiful smile. The least I could do is give you a copy. ☎ 1992 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): Dear Rob: Have your apprentices been composing your column lately? Or have you outsourced the writing to Vedic fortune-tellers in Calcutta? The horoscopes just don’t sound like you. They’re, I don’t know, goofier or some- thing. Have you been smoking more dope than usual? — Lonely for the Old Rob. Dear Lonely: I always write every horoscope, and I never take drugs. In fact, I think it’s YOU that have changed. Many of you Aries have been so deeply immersed in mutation lately that you don’t realize how much you’ve mutated. You assume everyone around you is different only because you don’t know how different you’ve become. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “I am in continuous pursuit of the color red,” says artist Andy Goldsworthy, whose specialty is creat- ing large outdoor sculptures made of natural objects. “As I approach the source of the color red, the more I understand it.” That’s why he’s so fond of red rocks, whose hue comes from iron, the same element that makes our blood red. Your next assignment, Taurus, is to develop a more intimate and expansive relationship with red. Color therapists say that it inspires vigor, zeal, determina- tion and primordial longing. But don’t just let the experts define your connection with red. Find your own meanings, too. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In his poem “The Two Trees,” William Butler Yeats says that one tree is holy and grows within the heart. Its branches and trembling flowers thrive on joy. The changing col- ors of its fruit please the stars, and its leaves give the waves their melody. The second tree has broken boughs and blackened leaves, and is full of “the ravens of unresting thought.” I bring this to your attention, Gemini, because in the coming week it really is up to you and your free will which of these two trees you spend most of your time with. The astrological configurations have nothing to say on that matter. CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you cooperate with the cosmic rhythms in the coming weeks, they will stimulate some interesting changes in the way your brain works. Here are a few of the develop- ments you can expect: a five-point rise in your IQ; a boost in your ability to solve puzzles; a growing knack for heading off bad moods before they even erupt; a sixth sense for distinguishing between what people say they’re doing and what they’re actually doing; and a dra- matic improvement in your ability to know what you don’t want. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Leo writer J.K. Rowling is the second-rich- est woman entertainer in the world because of her seven best-sell- ing novels about Harry Potter. It wasn’t easy for her in the begin- ning, however. Her first book in the series was rejected by eight publishers before Bloomsbury decided to risk it. I nominate Rowling to be your inspirational role model for the rest of 2007, Leo. 46 AUGUST 16, 2007 According to my analysis of the omens, you should be working (and playing) hard to produce an enduring creation that may take a while to make its mark. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Jaeyana Beuraheng, a mother of eight, decided to travel from her small village in southern Thailand to Malaysia for a day-long shopping trip. But she accidentally boarded the wrong bus, transferred to another wrong bus, and ended up in a distant city where everyone spoke a language she didn’t understand. Her money ran out, and she started begging in the streets. Accused of being an illegal immigrant, she was given shelter in a social services hostel. Years went by. Finally three peo- ple from her village visited the hostel by chance, and she was able to communicate in her native tongue. Through their assistance, she went home. The moral of the story, as far as you’re concerned, is this: Whatever wrong turn you made, and however long ago it was, you’re ready to go back home. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If you don’t want to peter out with a whimper in September, you should exit with a bang as soon as possi- ble. In another couple of weeks, you’ll have to answer to fate, where- as right now fate still has to answer to you. So pull out your calen- dar and schedule splashy goodbyes, last laughs, and colorful climax- es that leave no room for misinterpretation. Give going-away gifts to part-time nemeses so that they can’t possibly go away mad. And make sure that the Day of Reckoning happens on your home turf. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Physicist John Cramer has made progress in his research into the feasibility of time travel. But he can’t take his work to its next phase without an infusion of $20,000. You might want to consider donating, Scorpio. If you did, and he managed to perfect time travel in his future experiments, you’d no doubt be high on the priority list to use the new technolo- gy. And that means you could go back and correct for the wrong turn you made in April, which I’d really like to see you do. If you don’t have the inclination to contribute to Cramer’s research, at least try this alternative: Go to each person affected by your devia- tion and make a thoughtful attempt at atonement and correction. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): To avoid getting set in my ways, I have a policy of changing my religion regularly. I’ve tried every variation of all the biggies, but in recent years I’ve pre- ferred creating my own. In July my chosen faith was the First Church of the Last Chance. This month it’s the Tempestuous Temple of Babbling Benevolence. Given that your personal spiritu- al tradition is a little worn around the edges, Sagittarius, you might consider a similar approach. It’s time to experiment! Whatever fresh religion you invent, I hereby name you the Chief Rabbi, High Pope, and Dalai Lama of it. (P.S. Want to borrow two of my current commandments? 1. Thou shalt serve humanity while having lot of fun. 2. Thou shalt find the hot spot in your soul where your deepest longing and wisest compassion overlap.) CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Welcome to the Season of Temporary Insanity, Capricorn. According to my analysis of the omens, your imminent immersion in lunacy, delirium, and freakiness won’t hurt a bit — and may even stir up exotic varieties of pleasure and amusement. For best results, keep the following advice bubbling and frothing in the back of your mind. (1) “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things.” — Edgar Degas. (2) “Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.” — Rumi, translated by Coleman Barks. (3) “All of us are crazy good in one way or another.” — Yiddish saying. (4) “You are either losing your mind — or gaining your soul.” — Julia Cameron. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Are you unsure about whether you should leap into a lasting bond with a certain numinous crea- ture you’ve been fooling around with? If so, you might be interested in obtaining a Sacred Certificate of Short Duration Marriage. It’s available at tinyurl.com/ypxz7y. This convenient license can provide you with the security of knowing that your commitment doesn’t have to be forever. Maybe that will free you to hurl yourself head- long into the experience. It’s just a suggestion, Aquarius. Do you have any other areas in your life where you’d like to achieve maxi- mum combustion while maintaining a sense of safety and security? PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Mahatma Gandhi called his autobi- ography The Story of My Experiments with Truth. I suggest that you give the same title to the next chapter of your own epic quest. From an astrological perspective, it’s an excellent time to make the experimental pursuit of truth your top priority and greatest joy. The best way to launch the process is to exuberantly suspend all of your fixed ideas about the way the world works. Be a cheerful skeptic who loves evocative questions. Be an innocent and curious explorer who thrives on getting your mind blown by unexpected insights. HOMEWORK : What other sign would you want to be if you could take a vacation from your actual sign? Why? Show and tell at RealAstrology.com; click on “Email Rob.” Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700.
