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HOT ON SNOW INTIMATE ADVENTURE DEAF ASL SIGN SEWING THE SEEDS... CHIP? SWM ISO Tree skiing tele- buddy. Must love back country and lift assist and possess or be willing to obtain a sense of humor. Musicians and dog lovers and year ‘rounders a plus. Any age or race. Possible LTR. ☎ 9629 WPM seeks brief, adventurous, romantic affair full of secret rendezvous, intellectual, and sensual experiences with a like-minded mature female willing to share the thrill and passion of the moment. ☎ 9577 Guy, 29, “slow minded” and I have learning problems. Looking for deaf ASL sign lan- guage male. I have VIP to adult video store on 6th. ☎ 9687 Happy Valentines Day Naughty! Mama I know you were in the freezer. Let’s eat velveeta together. I am not coming back! Cactus ☎ 9674 SWIM WITH DOLPHINS There must be a lovely lady that will give me a kiss on my birthday 2/7. Sweet dreams! 44/S/W/M, NS, ND, 5’1”, 175 lbs. ☎ 9574 Planning a week in Hawaii to stroll sunny beaches, build sand castles, swim with dol- phins, rub your shoulders, and gaze evening skies. Wanna join me? Late thirties, sincere, cre- ative, sensual, spiritual. ☎ 9624 BIRTHDAY KISS SEEKING DISCREET GAY MWM, late 30’s, straight, seri- ously seeking discreet eager gay male to explore possibili- ties. ☎ 9645 TX TRUDY Where RU? Blind Box: Trudy SEEKING SWEET GUY NEED A FRIEND SWMCH, Mid 50’s, likes reading, music, coast, movies, talking walks. ISO SWF 45-55 for friendship first, possible LTR. N/S, N/D. Write blind box:”Looking”. We can go, talk until dawn. No one will hear. You and I, danc- ing slow, with nowhere to go. The moment will be divine. ☎ 9699 SOMEONE SPECIAL NEED MEANING? Long time in town. Looking for that someone special for LTR with lots of blue sky and stars. Camp, fish, hike. 47 yr old WM with time for fun and life. ☎ 9613 LOOKING SWM 48, 6’2, blonde, blue eyed, stable, sane, and sincerely interested in spending time with HWP woman 40-50ish for fun and adventure. Must like outdoors. ☎ 9608 LOOKING 4 FUN SUB BiWM 40’s, clean, safe, sane, discreet, looking for a sub to dominate, ISO WM 18 to 30 years old. Likes bondage, all limits respected, must be HIV neg, no stds, let’s play. ☎ 9646 I KNOW A PLACE Kind femme, early 40’s, not shal- low. Rural feminist, physical. ISO partner who appreciates femmes, into mutuality. You smart? You soulful? This war is insane. Please call. ☎ 9688 LESBIAN FEMINIST? You have the time, experience, open heart to an adventurous Lesbian Feminist. Both shyness and agression are boring. Natural, simple, and grounded win me. ☎ 9584 I’m a BGSM, HIV+, 28yo. Seeking guys to hang with, and enjoy the nights and days. I’m not in to Assholes at all. Guys that are 18-35. I am not desper- ate! ☎ 9614 BOTTOM SEEKS TOP GWM, 40s. Seeks older GBM, non smoker, STD free for friendship. ☎ 9563 SOUL CASHIER PC Market, Wednesday night. Cute buns, really tight...smile so bright you could be a street light. I’m so shy, just the cute bored guy, not so fly...but I try...Wanna get high? On life, no lie. ☎ 9696 BEAUTIFUL BECCA Off to paradise you go, leaving behind this giant puddle that is Eugene. Don’t forget all of us that love you, for you will surely be missed. Love You! Heather ☎ 9682 PICC-A-DILLY 1/28 You, hottie brunette bundled up in your brown leather, I compli- mented your fine feathered hat. Shop together next time? Catch a show? I was dude in Reverend Heat hoodie. ☎ 9681 BOTTOM SEEKS TOP GWM 40s seeks older GBM, NS. STD free, for friendship. ☎ 9581 LOOKING FOR TOP Attractive well hung submis- sive panty boy seeking mature well endowed strict discipli- narian for discreet encounters. ☎ 9562 TROPHY GAL WANTED 36 yr old Country Boy seeks good breeder. Must cook, clean, and know when to keep her mouth shut. Prefure (sic) deaf, mute. Big chest a plus. ☎ 9567 TOFU NUGGETS Okay, now can I have the recipe? You’re leaving us for Hawaii, the least you can do is leave us a token to remember you by! ☎ 9679 MWM, late 30’s, str8. Seriously seeking discreet eager gay male to explore the possibili- ties. ☎ 9690 Your sweet smile and 80s dancing will not be soon forgot- ten. Show them how we do it in OR. Je suis vraiment content que nous avons rencontre. ☎ 9709 HEY... ...If you go to bed with me I’ll let you borrow my boogie board. FETISH CREW? rumor has it that we belong to the notorious “Fetish Crew”. Let’s make her fantasy a reality. You can be my Pet of the Week and I’ll be your Boy Toy. ☎ 9672 BESTEST OF WESTEST Coffee fortune cookies, purple eye shadow, fangs, big laughs, drunken nights; and I get to call you my friend. I will miss you every day Becca. Banana pan- cakes. XOXO. GoGo. Boom Boom. 11TH 1/28 CHEROKEE Your jeep ran out of tranny fluid. I wanted to help more, but couldn’t get away. Wanted to talk more and more! BIRTHDAY PRINCESS Happy birthday Shine!!! Eugene’s very own Princess celebrates another year! I love you baby! JOHN HENRY’S LUSH We danced the night away 80’s style. Removed my cap several occasions and endured me in with your sweet kisses. Tis a shame you will be an islander soon... AT THE WINCO DELI CROTCH WATCH BE CHOOSY And I was really rude. I went back to apologize, but you weren’t there. I am sorry. I know how one rude person ruins a shift. ☎ 9637 At Cafe Yumm. In skinny jeans. You are one saucy mama. Pretty Lady. Soon it’s our B-day, V-day. Fo Realz. You’re the most amazing person I know. 3 Yo Mama. ☎9620 Not finding “the one”? Place your own ad! It's free, easy, and full of possibilities. WORDS ARE DEAD DIDN’T SEE YOU B4 B. ROCK Talkedemonic at Sam Bond’s Garage 1/18. You: red headed girl. Me: roadie. I wanted to say: Your beautiful, I’m married. ☎ 9631 I couldn’t see your before the month of Tebeth. Now I know that I know you. Please don’t be frustrated. BEAUTIFUL GIRL B. Roccoli I’m gonna miss ya! Go looking for the Big Wu but do not listen to Tom Hanks when he says to jump in! I repeat, I will miss you big time. Best wishes, Chris. I saw you curbside at the airport Phoenix! You were getting out of my car, which is why I saw you. We love you seester! KJC&N. ☎ 9676 1/24: You found my little black wallet! Thank you!! Beyond words, Thank you! ☎ 9638 I thought I almost found you but I guess I was wrong. I am still looking for you. ☎ 9678 CANADA POSSIBILITIES WHERE ARE YOU? Do you know what time it is? It’s Caleb looking for a lost some- body. Meet me on the beach, or maybe in the starry skies. ☎9673 NEW MAMMA You are the mother to our daughter. You are special in every way. Let’s learn from Anaya together. Communication is key. I miss you both. Please talk to me. ☎ 9680 MELISSA YOUR TROPIC GUIDE Single, trim, SWM mid age, seeks secure lady companion for winter Baja adventures. I am fun loving with travel expe- rience. Photos exchanged. Life is short. ☎ 9583 NYE AT IRAILA’S Flowers in your hair, shells and coins on your breast, your hips fluttering like doves. Can’t wait to see you again-2/14, at Iraila’s. VRC NICE GUY! 1/13 SWEET LIFE UNCERTANTY Around 8:30am. You: tallish woman, dark hair, nice smile. So sweet to your son. I am respon- sible, smart, kind, hoping you are single. Romance can be a beautiful adventure. ☎ 9628 Uncertanty as an art form. I’ve been painting in this style for too long. However, you make me lose all sense. I’m certain that every morning when I see you smile... VERITABLE QUANDARY I saw you Johnald. You don’t know me. I don’t even know myself. ☎ 9580 ALAN BROS. SAT/13 We were in line together. You (politely) helped me with my skirt. Nice smile. Would you like to have coffee? ☎ 9571 TIBAN What am I supposed to wear...boots or something? ☎9570 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): Happy Valentine Daze, Aries! On this lover’s holiday, let’s see what we can do to purge some of your old romantic karma. With a cleaner slate, you’ll be freer to create the kind of love you really want in the future. To begin, write a list of the worst sins you’ve committed against your ex-intimates. Include behavior that was ignorant, cruel, or unconscious. Next, think of atonements you might make for the hurtful things you did. For instance, you could send your ex an “I’m sorry for the craziness our relationship caused you” letter. Finally, Aries, forgive yourself of your errors. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Happy Valentine Daze, Taurus! During this lover’s holiday, I encourage you to devote yourself full-time to act- ing like a person who’s in love. Even if you’re not currently in the throes of passion for a special someone, pretend you are. Everywhere you go, exude that charismatic blend of shell-shocked contentment and bliss- ful turmoil that comes over you when you’re infatuated. Let everyone you meet soak up the delicious wisdom you exude. Dispense free bless- ings and extra slack like a rich saint high on natural endorphins. (I assure you that this assignment is in perfect accord with the astrolog- ical omens.) GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Happy Valentine Daze, Gemini! I hope you’ll be very specific about what you want from intimacy and collab- oration in the coming months. To get you in the mood, I’ve written a personal ad for you to use. Or create your own, borrowing from the spirit of mine. Here you go. Slapstick thinker with refined sensibilities seeks a saint-like sinner with insanely cool style for a long-distance joyride towards the outskirts of Nirvana. Established meditation prac- tice and a good bedside manner are desirable. Would it be too much to ask that you might also have a high level of emotional intelligence without boring me to death with your maturity? Is it possible that you’ll be an entertaining talker who also knows how to listen with your wild heart turned up all the way? Let’s keep reinventing ourselves for- ever. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Happy Valentine Daze, Cancerian! I sing a sly WOW toward the sky and murmur a resonant YOW toward the earth in rowdy reverent gratitude for the wonders that come your way from the special people in your life. I send out a special YAYA and GAGA to that Mysterious Other who has the power to challenge you, teach you, confound you, inspire you, and love you almost as well as you love yourself. Long may your story unfold in all of its enigmatic glory! Long may you liberate each other from your suffering! LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Happy Valentine Daze, Leo! I predict that more love will flow into your life in the future. Why? Because beginning now, you will remove the obstructions that have been interfering with 46 FEBRUARY 8, 2007 that flow. That’s not all. More love will flow into your life because you’ll decide that you are actually very lovable—more lovable than you’ve previously acknowledged. That’s not all. More love will flow into your life because you will vow to invoke in yourself a tremendous surge of willpower that will make you hungry to give love, to bestow blessings, and to extend favors. You’ll derive deep pleasure, a real libidinous thrill, from radiating generous emotions in all directions. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “You’ve been walking the ocean’s edge, holding up your robes to keep them dry,” writes Coleman Barks in his translation of the 13th-century poet Rumi. What he means is that you’ve been too tentative and inhibited in your relationship with the tidal forces of love; you’ve been holding back from giving your total devotion to the primal power that fuels the universe. “You must dive naked under and deeper under,” Barks and Rumi continue, “a thousand times deeper!” Consider taking the poets’ advice, Virgo. If you can’t manage diving a thousand times deeper, try to least make it a hundred times. Happy Valentine Daze! LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Happy Valentine Daze, Libra! After careful meditation about what advice might help you expand your experience of intimacy, I’ve decided to offer you the following meditation. “Love sometimes gets tired of speaking sweetly. It wants to rip to shreds all your erroneous notions of truth that make you fight within yourself, and with others.” So writes Daniel Ladinsky in his translation of a poem by Hafiz. Love, he continues, “sometimes wants to do us a great favor: hold us upside down and shake all the nonsense out.” That’s a pretty good description of where I think you are in your current relationship with love, Libra. I hope you’re brave enough to cooperate with its gift. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Happy Valentine Daze, Scorpio! I dare you to up the ante in your relationship with a special someone who both frustrates and inspires you. One way to do that might be to say the following to that person: “We are pain and what cures pain, both. We are the sweet cold water and the jar that pours. I want to hold you close like a lute, so that we can cry out with loving. Would you rather throw stones at a mirror? I am your mirror and here are the stones.” (This passage was written by the 13th-century poet Rumi and translat- ed by Coleman Barks.) SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “From studying the samurai art of kendo,” writes a reader named Amanda, “I’ve learned that some of history’s most fearsome warriors derived their great strength from sublime tenderness.” Your assignment during this season of love, Sagittarius, is to act on that advice in every way you can imagine. I want you to be a sensitive juggernaut of courage and daring in the coming months, and I believe the best way to do that is to intensify your commitment to mastering the art of ingenious intimacy. Happy Valentine Daze! CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Happy Valentine Daze, Capricorn. I dare you to say the following to a special someone with whom you want to be closer: “Your face is true and your hair is perfect and I love you. You make boats in my dreams and you speak without words and I love you. Your fears unnerve me and your questions amuse me and I love you. I love you not only for who you are, but for the interesting person I become when I’m with you. I say I love you and love you and love you until the words become the constant song of your voice in my head and the original ache of memory in my soul. I love you more than life and death, more than everything that’s in between the light and the dark. Do you believe me? Try harder. Do you believe me now? I’m always with you, which is why I know you will never abandon yourself.” AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Happy Valentine Daze, Aquarius! During this lover’s holiday, I’m praying for you to have mind-boggling communions with smart-mouthed, quick-thinking virtuosos who are at least as brilliant as you. To be frank, I don’t care whether or not these communions are with attractive members of your favorite gender. In accordance with the promises of your current astrological omens, I just want to see you stimulated to the point of spiritual and intellectual rap- ture by kaleidoscopic give-and-take sessions. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Happy Valentine Daze, Pisces! My team of Prayer Warriors and I are sending you surges of the smartest love we can conjure up. Through the sweet fierce force of our high-tech magic, we’ve transformed our hearts into the equivalents of 100,000- watt broadcasting towers that are dosing you with wave after wave of primal adoration and appreciation. Open yourself to our gift, please. It’s as real as a thunderstorm, as potent as the Buddha’s libido. If you’ve felt that no one could ever see you for who you really are, let us prove you wrong. If you’ve fantasized that no one will ever be com- pletely on your side, surrender to the overwhelming evidence that we are your shockingly friendly allies. HOMEWORK: Write yourself a nice long love letter. Send a copy to me if you like: http://FreeWillAstrology.com Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700.
