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TO PLACE A PERSONALS AD: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL personals@eugeneweekly.com WEB eugeneweekly.com VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1-888-652-6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. To respond to a Blind Box: Mail a letter to Eugene Weekly, 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. Attention the letter to the Blind Box name. VEGAS TY Charming and looking for soul mate. ☎ 9686 SEEKING SINGLE MOM SPNA, great education with degree in music, 40 something and a hard worker. You: open minded and ready for the best relationship ever. Send photo to blind box “Tenderness.” ✍ A CHRISTIAN FEMALE Would like to meet a 53 - 63 year old for dance, travel, church, concert, plays, dining in and din- ing out. ☎ 9704 SUGARDADDY Looking for young hottie that likes to shop, sexy clothes, spiked heels, leather, etc. 18 to 29. Looking for arm candy. I’m 50. Marisa, call me, it’s Daddy. ☎ 9677 FORMER MODEL seeking male 55+ professional, well traveled. I hope you are fun and enjoy the finer things in life. I am all of the above and would love to meet my perfect guy. I live in N. Bend, but that can change. ☎ 9703 ISO SWM, 35, Chef ISO SWF who has nothing to do. How bout dinner, movie, and a massage? ☎ 9649 RED HAIRED GODDESS NO HIPPIE CHICKS Red Haired Art/Music Goddess seeks Real Man with strong mind, beautiful heart and silly streak. I will consider nothing but the Real Thing. Sincere response will be greatly reward- ed. ☎ 9701 LOOKIN’ FOR COOL Seeking 32 - 45ish single NS, ND guy for hanging out, beach, wine, microbrews, campfires, friends, laughs, dogs, good food, books, hikes, waterfalls, movies, leading to LTR with cool, fat, and fun 36 yo. ☎ 9700 MY VALENTINE? Spiritual outdoor woman, youthful 64, petite, fit and slender, seeks spiritual and romantic counter- part. Let’s explore, grow, discover and share. Please be healthy, NS, with a gusto for good wine and food. ☎ 9693 ALWAYS HOPEFUL 33, ISO 38-55 stable fun loving male. Must enjoy dancing, movies, coast, and kids. Me: fun loving and stacked with a few extra pounds. LTR? ☎ 9683 I’m so sick of dirty, hairy, Eugene Hippie Slobs. I need a real girl. Me SWM, attractive. You: SF, not a dirty hippie. ☎ 9647 WANT KIDS TOO? LIKES FIRE 29 THINGS ABOUT ME CINNAMON GIRL ISO FARM BOY ROCKET QUEEN COCOON TO IMMERSE SWF Looking for two white males with big bulges and long tongues. Must like camping, skin- ny dipping, and getting drunk. Corvallis, short, plump, curvy, brunette, 33, mom, sassy, sexy, sarcastic, cerebral, loud, sharp, radical, fun, bold. Gaiman, Hedwig, Aretha, Heart, Colbert, Buffy, rafting, Pacific, bingo, margaritas, fairs, comics, aquari- ums. You? ☎ 9627 New in town looking to meet scruffy guys under 30 with beards, lamb chops, long hair who are into music, roots, art, culture, herb, good eats..Indian food? No dirty whores. ☎ 9609 Me: 36 year old country girl at heart, down to earth, fun loving etc. You: 35-40 friendly, fun, warm hearted, sincere, has good coffee ettiqutte, etc. ☎ 9579 “Hot Mama” early 30’s petite and stacked ISO Hottie guy to listen to metal, make out, and occasional- ly check the oil in my rig. Please send pic. to Blind box “I was made for loving you baby.” ✍ Seeking yogic sex exercise, hot tubbing, full body massage, bike riding, theaters, artistic perspec- tive, eating out restaurants, healthy body, swimming. 59 yo. 5’10”, 158 lbs. ☎ 9710 R U MY VALENTINE Spiritual outdoor woman, youth- ful 64, petite, fit, and slender seeks spiritual and romantic counterpart. Let’s explore, grow, discover and share. Please be healthy, NS, with gusto for good wine and food. ☎ 9650 READ TO ME Picnics on warm days, dance, cook, enjoy outdoor activities, walk dogs, I have 2. Sense of humor, make me laugh. NS. Young 59. You: 50 to 60 years old. ☎ 9643 TO MY WOMAN NITA CIRCUS PIRATE To my woman whose always been there, through thick and thin. May we die together, I love you. Love, Scott. ☎ 9708 I love it when you toss your staff at me. Parlay at the KB Ranch. Savvy? Ke’aliokamailehiwahiwa. ON MY KNEES When the dog sits in the middle of the mud, he wants to sleep in the dark rain. I came back from the moon to find brambles and thorns pro- tecting this rare country beauty. Make me beg to stay in and play your clean little secret for Valentines Day. ☎ 9707 TO MY BABY’S MAMMA I will love you forever and ever, even when I am old and senile, until the world ends. Happy Valentines Day. IWLUA. Jimmy. ☎ 9706 JANNAH... To my darling Jannahm thank you for our loving 20 years together and celebrate the new beginnings of the next 20! Much love & kisses, always and forever. Your Marco. Happy Valentines Day! BREEZI QUEEN BTCH Pale colours running through my heart, reflections of the sun in total darkness, images of laugh- ter through a wall of tears, this is how I feel love. MY DEAREST MARINA You are one of the smartest, most beautiful, and compassionate women I know. Thanks for coming back around again. Don’t ever stop. Love, Morticia Adams, MY MOTHER HEN BJ BJ-I don’t know what I would have done without you through this emotional and physical time!! I love you so much! Your my valentine this year.Your little MJ. PRETTY PAINTED Love oil, tattoos, park bench, hot tub, rest area, shaved box, lick, shaved johnson, suck, doggie style, any style, take it to your room, triumph, toothbrush. I love our life! Thank you for helping me to define my role as a speaker of the unspeakable. Carry on with your bad self. Me. BOB AND FEL Thank you for rescuing me, my angels. I love you, Lisabeth Ann. GABRIELLE MICHELLE You will always be the most spe- cial kid in the whole entire world full of special kids. Thanks for everything. Love MAMA. ROO To my new wife and my 6 four- legged fuzzy kids. You all fill my days with laughter and my nights with cuddles and warmth. I could not ask for a better family to spend Valentine’s day with. Roo, here is to our 5th Valentine’s Day together but our first as husband and wife. Hugs and slobbery kiss- es to everyone! - MLF MANY FRIENDS Vivacious lady with voluptuous figure has sparkling green eyes, enticing smile. Looking for gen- tleman friends. Enjoys dancing, sailing, theater, symphony, coast, gourmet cooking and sports. Call. ☎ 9473 LOVE OF MY LIFE QUIET & LOVABLE Redemption, absolution, forgive- ness. May the desert bloom, may we meet in the flesh. May we fol- low the beat to it’s source, may we stop running. I surrender, beloved, do you? ☎ 9576 HOPEFUL 55 yo, blue eyes, 5’4” tall, fit, funny, peaceful, nonsmoking, seeking well adjusted guy for walks, talks, music, dining out, movies and cuddling on cold winter nights. ☎ 9573 SWM, tall, 34, into music, con- certs, movies, outdoors, tattoos, chilling at home...bit of a wild side! Wants a woman who is 25- 45 and is cool, fun, and down to earth. ☎ 9702 UP NORTH LOOKING Western Washington guy seeks friendly gal, 40s-50s and slim to medium build to come share quiet times here in Puget sound. I like trips, walks, nature, moonlit nights and cuddling. ☎ 9711 Male Doctor is very sincere, hon- est, funny, non judgmental, secure, very discreet, looking for a nice, soft, big, busty, volup- tuous, black or white, older female for chat. ☎ 9694 I Love You LL COOL H YEARNING TO BE... MY SPEECHIE SWEETY BEAUTIFUL BUBBLY You will always be my favorite substitute teacher. I hope I know you forever. Love, McPants. Near you. What makes flesh and body hunger for another burn- ing soul? I need to touch you once more. If I were to call could you free me at last? ☎ 9695 We hooked up at the first tour- nament and now can’t keep our hands off each other (much to the disgust of Bazzle.) I love you, sweetheart. Love, your little lioness. You are the prettiest girl I know, and I will miss you so much more than I already do. You are my hearts star! ☎ 9648 RED FOX FIRE I did my best parenting in those 5 years. Just look at that big strapping lesbian and we can rest assured we’ll leave this world better than how we found it. Love, Brown Mouse. HANK PARKER BOWLES SIR KURTTY SUGARPLUM For the fab-5 on Valentines Day!!! I love you guys from the bottom of my heart. Your crazy money- shot friend sends lots of love your way. hugs and kisses. Me: BBW, awesome friend, loving, drinker/smoker. Looking for no BS, honest, non-loser male to kick it with. Love horror movies, pool, and whatever! Friends first, possible LTR. ☎ 9612 TOMMY BOY FREE WILL BORGS, CHASER, PERRY, AND THE MON BBW SEEKS SM You were always the one. Vulcan Mind Melds last forever. Love, Cookie. K.P. I respect and admire you. Somehow, out of the 4 of us, you have truly transcended from ego on occasion. Take care, May Sixth. Love, May Fifth. I love you!!! Happy Valentines Day! LEVITRON. Quiet, sensual 50+ woman inter- ested in companionship with like minded man interested in possi- ble LTR. Me: Stacked and a few extra pounds... You: 5’9”+, 50+. ☎ 9616 I will always love you. Mirror Twins born 4 years a part. jj I love you all! Thanks for being my family!!! I know you miss those Sunday dinner talks. Love Aspen. MARKS-FIFES LOOKING FOR YOU? WANTED: Middle aged, spirit filled, guy, funny, giver, literate, dog lover, with looks, who’d like to stay home with friends, eat like a pig, and play music. I’m all that. ☎ 9607 Night in shining armour, you saved me from my tower. You are my best dream, you are my everything. I am so glad we are stuck like glue, because I’d have nothing if I didn’t have you. By the way I love you more. S TO MY VALENTINE Kimberly Dee, How I love thee. But, please one request, though your loving is the best, don’t chomp my dick like it’s a chick-o- stick. Your lover, Chris. DEAR EPIGLOTTIS I love the bear wrestle with you. Love, the big snorer. DEAR POOH I love you more than honey. You’re sweeter and less sticky. Lub Yub. CHRISTYN M. RUTH I love you. It is good to be so bad. Love, Jim ☎ 9685 LOVE FACE I can’t quit you...What...Yea...Ok!!! ☎ 9675 I love you David Van Datta. These 3 years have been the best of my life. I hope to spend many more with you. I don’t know what I would do with out you. Love, Amy. ELIZABETH Honey, I love you. Happy Valentines Day. And so many more to come. Para siempre, Steven... ☎ 9692 CHOCOLATE SECRETARY HALIE D. You are the best. I love you with all my heart and soul. You are such a great kid and the best thing that ever happened to me. Love, Mom. LOVE IS FULL... You had me at, “Your boss and my boss should get together and talk!” I’ll take some benedryl and we run away to mangoland. I love you, Theron. Chelsery. My one true love! Happy Valentines Day! Forever yours...Love, Andrew. Crazy Girl, you are the antithesis to the bane of my existence. Fwoop! Of wander. Your love was here, now it’s gone. Your eyes no longer want me. Its fear that makes you run. Love is never wrong. Walk across fire with me. ☎ 9698 SPIEK BABYCAKES BOOBIE 2 SHOES Looking towards the horizon, it looks like rough seas up ahead. I’ll be your lifeboat if you’ll be my oars and together we can make it to the sunny shore. I love you and Happy Valentines day, Nate. Your teeth are big, but your heart is bigger. You brought me into your home and your life. Thank you, Valentine. Pop off, then! Troutman ☎ 9697 I miss u. Just want u to know I will always be there for uyou...Happy V-day. ☎ 9684 BANSHEE BABE SO GLAD I MET YOU STORMY CAT Your cuddly soft black n white furry presence is deeply missed. Please call or see signs in the whit. to guide you home. PUNISHER Braids ...I’ll bring the stir fry, you continue to bring the friendship, support, and laughter. I’m so excited about the future. Love you so much...Nik 4/20/06 My world would crash without you, you keep me sane. I love you! 3 Sarafeena. MR VANLIAR Mr. Vanliar AKA my IBM. I want you to know how happy I am to have you in my life and hope to have you in it for many years to come. Love Cass. ORANGE HAIRED... ...Beauty. The sand and the sun call you, but don’t forget that we love you dearly. XOXO. JASON DANIEL I have enjoyed every moment. Beer kisses, sushi wishes, steamy showers, sex for hours. Scary movies, Wednesday nights, tuna with ranch and tick- le fights. Our dearest friends, our beautiful daughters, it’s all of this that truly matters. All of my love! Melanie ELIZABETH Honey I love you. Happy Valentimes Day and so many more to come. Para Siempre Steven. ONE YEAR Happy first anniversary Big Daddy! You’re the best thing I ever got at the mall. One year down, the rest of our lives to go. All my love, Honey Bunny. JOHN FILLMAN JR. You were no. 1 then, now, and for- ever. I know I’m hard to take sometimes, but that’s my charm. Thank you for loving me. I love you. Poopiepants. ☎ 9634 LOVELOVE MY LADY PAIGE I’m so glad your in my life. Great things come to those who wait. Dragonbird. ☎ 9610 JOHNNY’S MY STAR My twin soul, Happy V-Day! I will love you forever and ever! My handsome man! ChiChiNay! Love always, LMS ☎ 9623 AMERICAN STANDARD HEY! I want you! I love you! Where are you? ☎ 9578 SUPER PRINCESS I AM HERE To my Sweetheart Princess I will never give my love to anyone but you. Through high or low tide I’ll be on your side forever. Be mine forever! I am here and I will learn. Slow and steady the surer course. Another reason I adore you. T KDOG You will always mean everything to me. LJ ☎ 9640 DEAREST LAURIE I now know that love is more than just a word. You are the yin to my yang, the 6 to my 9. Till I loved you, I never lived. Bruce, Phil, Hazel, Fred, Leon, Leo, and Leroy. Hey there A-hole! You totally rock the casbah. I love you from the sky to the dirt. I’d totally roc- cal with you anyday! Love, Louise, Phil, and Me! ☎ 9621 YOU AND ME STEPHAN TO JACOB Roses are red, violets are blue, You’re in my thoughts, I smile, and light up like watts. Happy V Day! Baby, I love you. Your are the one I will miss the most, and my heart breaks. Come home to me someday, though the distance is far. HearyStar. ☎ 9633 I like you a lot. I think you like me too. Dump your girlfriend and ask me to do something...I will say yes! ☎ 9619 You are my sunshine. I love you so much, Mom. LOOKING FOR BIG B I am a doctor and am very sin- cere, awesome, intimate, honest, affectionate, very lonely! I am non judgmental, very discreet, and fun loving as well. I am look- ing for a nice soft (little older heavier) big busty, voluptuous, black, or white female sub slave for nice conversation and great sex! If this is you, give me a call. ☎ 9632 GENNY BABY... PSST! JESSE MY FINE WINE OBJECTIVIST 22, intelligent, fierce, in shape, handsome, eclectic, student, SWM seeking Dagny Taggart incarnate, or a woman who knows who she is. You: intelli- gent, attractive, in shape, over 26, and non religious. ☎ 9635 You rock my socks. And I loves you more than stringed cheeses. And I love stringed cheese lots. ☎ 9636 I super love you! I’m the happi- est woman in the world because of you! Thank you for being you! Love always, Queen Dork. SLP in Creswell after 15 years you are still my fine wine, get- ting better and better as the years gone by. I adore you, thank you for loving me like you do, forever, your midget. ☎ 9641 Clock ticking? Let’s meet, fall in love, swap baby names, and pon- der our future. Presupposed LTR. ☎ 9639 LOOK AT US NOW My boy. One year ago you, me and coffee. You are the only one for me. I just don’t think I’ll ever get over you. I love you. Stinky BEAU When we kissed when we were young I never knew what it was about with tongues. One day meet me at the tree. YOU AND ONLY YOU You are so beautiful that I could- n’t even see you. Sorry about all that but I can explain if you show yourself again. ☎ 9615 HEY DADDY TG: I love you now more than ever. You make me a better woman! HEART your loar- cpsssqfm ☎ 9575 STEELBENDER NEEDED For sunny days, joyful laughter, warm snuggles and passion filled nights. You are all I ever needed. Let’s get cookin’. I love you. Keekee. ☎ 9566 BSS As we grow up we learn that even one person that wasn’t;t supposed to ever let you down probably will. You have. What about our porch swing fantasy? Loving still, KB. MY HAPPINESS Love is a disease. She is love. Throw the magnet away, I did. Good-bye for now K.J. We too can fall in love a second to late. ☎ 9561 FEBRUARY 8, 2007 45
