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TO PLACE A PERSONAS AD: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL personals@eugeneweekly.com WEB eugeneweekly.com VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1-888-652-6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. To respond to a Blind Box: Mail a letter to Eugene Weekly, 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. Attention the letter to the Blind Box name. MAYHEM & MURDER? To my American Psycho. It’s hard to keep my hands off you Patrick Bateman. More horror movies, mayhem and murder? I want to leave teeth marks. Luv pleasure kitten. ☎ 9474 SPONTANEOUS FUN! Wanted: laughs, live rock/metal music, dates, dining, dancing, drinks, coast runs, atvs, hors- es, motorcycles. You: stable, fun, funny, active, generous, drug free, music, animal loving hottie, 30-50. Me: pretty, 40, no kids, fun girl. LTR? ☎ 9554 BRUHADES MY LOVE! I saw you sitting there and something in me just knew. Six years later and finally, here we are. You give me strength, you call me on my shit, and you rock my world. No matter what the future holds, for now, baby, I’m yours. Lynn Furley SUNDAY MORNING I can cook, fix, talk, read, sail, hike or ride a bike. Divorced late 50’s, fit, interesting, witty, warm with great appeal. ISO that spe- cial friend/lover. ☎ 9478 MANY FRIENDS Vivacious lady with voluptuous figure has sparkling green eyes, enticing smile. Looking for gentleman friends. Enjoys dancing, sailing, theater, sym- phony, coast, gourmet cooking and sports. Call. ☎ 9473 GSXR MAN I wanted to let you know that I am sorry for all of the things that I have done to you, but I LOVE YOU more than life. LOVE AUTUMN. PEANUT BUTTER KISS ANY RACE I’m 5’3”, petite, love books, travel, dancing, arts, OPB, walks. ISO academic or profes- sional 50-60, not afraid of love, kind, trusting, affectionate, supportive, optimistic, verbal. NS, ND. ☎ 9472 FORMER MODEL SPANK ME LOOKING FOR LOVE LOOKING FOR TOP ZORA seeking male 55+ professional, well traveled. I hope you are fun and enjoy the finer things in life. I am all of the above and would love to meet my perfect guy. I live in N. Bend, but that can change. ☎ 9552 Single white male seeking female to spank me for fun and or discipline. You can be between 30 - 50. ☎ 9559 SWM, 67, 210, brown hair, green eyes. Enjoys walks, beach, din- ing out, travel. Searching for a woman who likes quiet evenings at home and walks on the beach. ☎ 9547 Attractive well hung submis- sive panty boy seeking mature well endowed strict discipli- narian for discreet encounters. ☎ 9562 Professional? Yeah right. Don’t act like your above me, just look at your shoes! ATTRACTIVE PROFESSIONAL QUIET & LOVABLE ANSWER ME? GWM, 65, 5’11, 180, iso HWP bot- tom, 25-50, HIV& STD free, pre- fer non-white for fun, friend- ship, & some BDSM. Phone/photo send to blind box “Bottom”. Attractive professional, 40+ seeks soulmate 45-60 yrs old. Enjoys spirituality, philosophy, fun, and craziness. No control freaks, game players or tobac- co. Friendship first, LTR possi- ble. Write Blind Box “No Controls” - ☎ 9456 CAN YOU FIX ME? Do you enjoy walks, gardening, bikes? Do love live theater, radio, wood fires, loving, and God? Have you lived 59 to 67 years? Friends first? ☎ 9549 LOOKING FOR LTR SDF, 5’, 104lb, looking for LTR. Like to camp, ocean, swim, hike, and fish. Age between 45- 50. Call me, let’s talk. ☎ 9488 ROCKET QUEEN “Hot Mama” early 30’s petite and stacked ISO Hottie guy to listen to metal, make out, and occasionally check the oil in my rig. Please send pic. to Blind box “I was made for lov- ing you baby.” WORK AND PLAY PLACE AN AD Its easy! Call 484-0519 or visit eugeneweekly.com you: asian cute petite. me: slightly larger than avg. blonde w/blue eyes. looking for friendship hopefully more. must be open-minded and like long talks over coffee/tea. ☎ 9556 Very active male seeking active, fit, and accommodating female for fun and excitement. ☎ 9558 INDIFFERENT Nihilistic, Divorced. DWM, 47 yrs old, seeks woman who doesn’t give a damn. Write Blind Box: “Indifferent” ✍ MAN IN TREES Loving, hardworking, smart, communicative dreamer look- ing for soulmate and family. Would you like to get away from the city in luxury? I’m not too far away. You’re probably 30-40. ☎ 9553 LOVES TO KISS Mid 50s SWM humorous, affec- tionate, easy going. Searching for a full figured woman who is outgoing, affectionate, humor- ous and loves to kiss, and who has a heart of gold. ☎ 9548 SWM, tall, 34, into music, con- certs, movies, outdoors, tatoos, chilling at home... bit of a wild side! Wants a woman who is 25-45yo who is cool, fun, and down to earth. ☎ 9545 I am physically inclined, water dance, yoga, jog, martial arts, imaginative, thoughts of nature, harmonic toning, occa- sional movie, artistic, comfort- able life. I am 59 yo, 5’10”, 158lbs, sensitive, vital , and more. ☎ 9497 EDIT VIDEOS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION (necessary to run ad): Name NEVER SATISFIED Mature gentleman looking to meet women for discreet fun. I enjoy fine dining, music, and good wine. Let me treat you like a lady, and love you like an animal. ☎ 9481 City/Zip Phone MAIL TO: EW Personals, 1251 Lincoln, Eugene, OR 97401. F A X T O : 484-4044 ❤ E-MAIL TO: personals@eugeneweekly.com CALL: 484-0519 WEB: www.eugeneweekly.com/personals.html Headline (maximum 18 characters) ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■■ ■ ■■ ■■ ■ ■■ ■ ■■ Ad Copy: PSSSST, HEY!! Breakfast with the Blues every morning on 91.9 KRVM, pass it on! ATLANTIS P. Welcome to Eugene! You came in my store, spent lots of money and were treated rude- ly. Please accept my apologies and my sincere thanks. I don’t think I would have come back. Extra discount for you next time! REEBLE ROCKIN JARS FERRERA’S BIRTHDAY HIP AND DOWN Sometimes femme, sometimes androgynous dyke seeks pil- low princess butch or single straight woman who wonders. Age 30 - 50. Write Blind Box: JayJay RING MY NEW YEAR Let’s try this year 2007! I like to have fun. Could you be the one? Are your likes similar? Coast, camping, kids, outgoing, sharing, cooking & time together. ☎ 9495 I saw you that night when Ferrera was born. And now, it’s happening again...call me. ☎ 9557 SAILOR U are one of a kind. Cheers to the fun times. I hope to contin- ue. Love you times 3. 3’s a good#. SLO SAW U at our show on New Year’s Eve. Thank you, Eugene, for 10 years of support. You are the Love Machine! Satin Love Orchestra A HEAVENLY SIGHT ■ Women Seeking Men ■ Men Seeking Women ■ Women Seeking Women First 30 words $ _______________________________________ ■ add’l words x $1 $ _______________________________________ LE T TE RS (no voice mail unless requested) Mailed $20 / Held $15 $ _______________________________________ T O TA L $ _______________________________________ ■ Check (enclosed) ■ v ■ m Card # exp. date Signature 38 JANUARY 18, 2007 ■ Men Seeking Men ■ Either/Or ■ I Saw You FREE* ■ I Love You ■ Friends ■ Alternatives DEADLINE: MONDAY 5:00 P.M. PLEASE, DO NOT FAX NEWSPRINT! PLEASE READ: You must be 18 years or older to use the Voice Personals. Personal ads may not include your last name, street address, phone number, e-mail address, or lan- guage that is sexually explicit or implies an exchange of money, goods or services. EW reserves the right to reject or edit an ad for any reason. EW assumes no liability for the content or response to any ad. *A $10 fee applies for any ads in the “I Love You” category or in the “I Saw You” cat- egory where the recipient has no intention of responding via EW’s voicemail system. HEATHCLIFF When will you ever return from the moors? You know how to find me. You’ve done it before. Come to your own and person- al valley, if you dare. CATCH OF THE WEEK: ROCKET QUEEN You played. We swayed. You are surely the dudes of the upcoming swingin awesome thing. Love the music. Love you dudes. Rock on! Awesome Round and Midget Master Toe Sox! Email Address PIZZA PIPELINE GUY I saw your ad last week under Melissa. Well I am Melissa and I can’t access the personals because I don’t own a credit card. I want to find you! ☎ 9560 FRIEND FOR COFFEE DWM, 72, ISO someone who can edit videos to computer and possible relationship. 60-70 yo and fit. ☎ 9487 Place your FREE VOICE PERSONAL AD today! 30 words FREE/4 weeks • FREE message retrieval LOOKING FOR BOTTOM Kevin I love you more than words can describe. I cherish every moment we spend together. With love and peanut butter kisses, Deanna ☎ 9550 Was cold til I saw u. U brought warmth to my soul. Hugs. Gracias. ☎ 9490 HANNA BOTTOM SEEKS TOP GWM, 40s. Seeks older GBM, non smoker, STD free for friendship. ☎ 9563 NEW TO TOWN Hello, 24 years old, nice body, clean, looking for men, 35-50. I love to be treated like a woman so I give just like a woman. New at this scene but love it so if you like what you hear please get back to me. ☎ 9551 Contra, life’s trauma of broken backs and tears, fun, last dance. Can’t get you out of my mind. ☎ 9477 KIVA I came to an AA meeting at your house once. You invited me again, but I wasn’t ready. Now I am. ☎ 9476 MELISSA I no longer work at Pizza Pipeline. You can find me if you desire. ☎ 9475 “Hot Mama” early 30’s petite and stacked ISO Hottie guy to listen to metal, make out, and occasionally check the oil in my rig. Please send pic. to Blind box “I was made for lov- ing you baby.” ✍ BEHIND ANDY WARHOL I was hoping you noticed me too. Me girl with your T-shirt on. You blonde hair, blue eyes, singing words to the song. Yours always, 87. ☎ 9543 MANDOLIN STRUMS PEACH Ain’t life grand? I know you are grateful for it. We can create whatever we want so let’s make something beautiful together. No worries, no regrets, let’s shine. ☎ 9486 BSS Raven hippie haired, soul extract- ing stare. Deadlocked, tangles & knots this naughty heart. Perky tits, confetti-convulsing personal- ity. My northern lad, cherry from France fell in love on porches in doorways. ☎ 9540 As we grow up we learn that even one person that wasn’t;t supposed to ever let you down probably will. You have. What about our porch swing fanta- sy? Loving still, KB. TINA Love is a disease. She is love. Throw the magnet away, I did. Good-bye for now K.J. We too can fall in love a second to late. ☎ 9561 Hey there Rocker Girl. Blonde, blue eyed, smile and nose ring. Roll me to the end. ☎ 9498 24 HR FITNESS Felt your presence, was on ab machine, looked up, you smiled. Smiled back, You, long brown hair, beautiful appear- ance, me long brown hair, head phones kept me from chatting. ☎ 9496 VISION THERAPIST BETTY! We met at the singles dance last April. I looked for you at the next dance but you weren’t there! Now they don’t even have the dance any- more. I should have asked you where you go to church. Lee. Write to blind box “Dance with me” EUGENE POLICE Sat. Dec. 23rd. I saw two police officers beat a man for no reason and just leave him there bleeding on the side- walk. When I asked what hap- pened he told me he dropped his glasses and was trying to find them on the ground. This was true. ☎ 9482 MY HAPPINESS PUMPKIN You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. I love you, Kiki, and Apple! ☎ 9546 A LONG LIFE AHEAD We met at the grocery store. You asked me to watch a movie. My heart was yours that night. You are my superman. JENNIFER M. MOURER This is KC AKA Glenn. I love you and miss you so much, please call. ☎ 9541 BABY, UR THE CUTE These last two years have been amazing. Too another fabulous year full of luvins, rock n roll, friends, family, and us. I love you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEB Debie Smithson was born the day after X Mas. With Years of being cheated out of her day, she relishes her heritage with being born on her grandmoth- er’s B-day. Deb is a special per- son who loves animals and building. Happy B-day to you Deb, Cheers baby! Opie ☎ 9485