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Across 1 Low-___ diet 5 Ironic short story writer 9 Brazilian rhythm in 2/2 time, for short 14 Away from the wind 15 Uncap 16 “___ beginning...” 17 It’s got ribs 19 More urgent 20 They may come with attachments 21 B’___ B’rith 23 E. ___ 24 Flip out 25 It’s got ribs 27 Fast flyer, for short 28 Speed (by) 30 Affirmative vote 31 Abbr. near a smiley 32 Walked nervously 34 “Planet of the Apes” role Dr. ___ 36 It’s got ribs 40 Total bull 41 Ham radio enthusi- asts 42 Not Willie Nelson’s favorite org. 43 Recipe amt. 46 “Incidentally,” in Internet lingo 47 Magazine with “The Lighter Side of...” 50 It’s got ribs 53 Party crasher? 55 Golden Rule word 56 It’s heard by herders 57 Like some decals and patches 58 Frankie who sang “Love Is a Golden Ring” 60 They’ve got ribs 62 “From the top!” 63 Note between VPs, say 64 Another word for margarine 65 Smarts66 Stuck in ___ 67 “Freak on a Leash” band Down 1 Shelfmates of Marlboros 2 Los ___ 3 Meal 4 Give a false impres- sion of 5 When pagans light bonfires 6 Chum of Tarzan 7 Alex’s “Bill & Ted” costar 8 Evil reputation 9 Try on eBay 10 Reserved 11 Enter as if nothing happened 12 Pay painfully 13 Some antennas 18 Helen Mirren’s role in “The Queen” 22 The Cure’s “Why Can’t ___ You?” 26 Perimeter deterrent 29 Chest muscle 32 Letters near the 7, on some phones 33 Nobel Peace Prize refuser Le ___ Tho 35 “___ for apple...” (cereal jingle line) 36 Part of the nobility 37 Dog also known as a German shepherd 38 Flow counterpart 39 Cockpit occupant 40 Leg bones 44 Stand-in 45 Flat panel display type 47 ___ Blahniks (chic shoes) 48 One who makes amends 49 Ted of “Help Me Help You” 51 Braxton and Collette 52 Magic or Wilt, once54 Uncool 59 One way to go: abbr. 61 Ostrich relative ©2006 Jonesin’ Crosswords (edi- tor@jonesincrosswords.com)For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900- 226-2800, 99 cents per minute. 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