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"Ribbed For Your Pleasure"
- solving pleasure, I meant.
Across
1 Low-___ diet
5 Ironic short story
writer
9 Brazilian rhythm in
2/2 time, for short
14 Away from the wind
15 Uncap
16 “___ beginning...”
17 It’s got ribs
19 More urgent
20 They may come
with attachments
21 B’___ B’rith
23 E. ___
24 Flip out
25 It’s got ribs
27 Fast flyer, for short
28 Speed (by)
30 Affirmative vote
31 Abbr. near a smiley
32 Walked nervously
34 “Planet of the Apes”
role Dr. ___
36 It’s got ribs
40 Total bull
41 Ham radio enthusi-
asts
42 Not Willie Nelson’s
favorite org.
43 Recipe amt.
46 “Incidentally,” in
Internet lingo
47 Magazine with “The
Lighter Side of...”
50 It’s got ribs
53 Party crasher?
55 Golden Rule word
56 It’s heard by
herders
57 Like some decals
and patches
58 Frankie who sang
“Love Is a Golden
Ring”
60 They’ve got ribs
62 “From the top!”
63 Note between VPs,
say
64 Another word for
margarine
65 Smarts66 Stuck in
___
67 “Freak on a Leash”
band
Down
1 Shelfmates of
Marlboros
2 Los ___
3 Meal
4 Give a false impres-
sion of
5 When pagans light
bonfires
6 Chum of Tarzan
7 Alex’s “Bill & Ted”
costar
8 Evil reputation
9 Try on eBay
10 Reserved
11 Enter as if nothing
happened
12 Pay painfully
13 Some antennas
18 Helen Mirren’s role
in “The Queen”
22 The Cure’s “Why
Can’t ___ You?”
26 Perimeter deterrent
29 Chest muscle
32 Letters near the 7,
on some phones
33 Nobel Peace Prize
refuser Le ___ Tho
35 “___ for apple...”
(cereal jingle line)
36 Part of the nobility
37 Dog also known as a
German shepherd
38 Flow counterpart
39 Cockpit occupant
40 Leg bones
44 Stand-in
45 Flat panel display
type
47 ___ Blahniks (chic
shoes)
48 One who makes
amends
49 Ted of “Help Me
Help You”
51 Braxton and Collette
52 Magic or Wilt,
once54 Uncool
59 One way to go: abbr.
61 Ostrich relative
©2006 Jonesin’ Crosswords (edi-
tor@jonesincrosswords.com)For
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226-2800, 99 cents per minute.
Must be 18+. Or to bill toyour
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Reference puzzle #0289.
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