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See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1-888-652-6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. To respond to a Blind Box: Mail a letter to Eugene Weekly, 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. Attention the letter to the Blind Box name. SPONTANEOUS FUN! Looking for laughs, live rock/metal music, dates, din- ing, dancing, drinks, coast runs, atvs, horses, motorcy- cles. You: stable, fun, funny, active, generous, drug free, music and animal loving hottie to hang out with, 30-50. Me: the same, 40, no kids, fun girl. LTR? STR? ☎ 9154 ATTRACTIVE PROFESSIONAL Attractive professional, 40+ seeks soulmate 45-60 yrs old. Enjoys spirituality, philosophy, fun, and craziness. No control freaks, game players or tobac- co. Friendship first, LTR possi- ble. Write Blind Box “No Controls” ✍ ☎ 9456 THRESHOLD Spent the last decade building a house, now venturing out. Fit, 56, honest, delightful, inde- pendent. Writer artist, fasci- nated with the world. Seeking kindness, evolution, fun with or without power tools. ☎ 9165 CHRISTMAS FUN Seeking sexy friend with no bag- gage, over 40, single and self sufficient, like me. Likes dancing, Latin especially, football, hiking, politics. Fun, open, 4:20 friendly. LTR possible. ☎ 9145 SO MODERATE SCI-FI GIRL DWPF 59 Fit body/mind/heart/ soul/finances. Enjoy hiking, friends, travel, movies, wine, conversation, reading, music, the arts. Seeking humble soft spoken gentleman to make me laugh/sigh/tremble. ☎ 68046 SWF, 44 and happy! fun, attrac- tive, deep. 5’3 125 lbs. Values honesty, responsibility, and humor. ISO unattached HWP man who likes movies, hot tubs, and indoor/outdoor fami- ly fun! ☎ 9143 COMPATIBLE MAN MANY FRIENDS Pollyanna seeks compatible man for LTR. Must be willing to hold positive thoughts. Savor simple nature. Be fit, active, love animals. Life is good. Let’s have some fun! ☎ 9102 Vivacious lady with voluptuous figure has sparkling green eyes an enticing smile, looking for gentleman friends. Enjoys dancing, sailing, theater, sym- phony, coast, gourmet cooking and sports. Call. ☎ 9318 FOREVER SOULMATE SWF, 30, Bronx, New York. I have an average body type, smiling eyes and kind nature. I would like to meet the right man older than me to share life with. Someone with a strong, positive and lively personality who can care for and treat a woman like a real gentleman. I am seeking a long term rela- tionship forever. contact me at mary_john_girl@unionplus.net ☎ 9136 SUGAR DADDY Older Sugar Daddy looking for a hottie, 18-27. Shopping for sexy clothes and spiked heels. I want arm candy, someone who can be naughty once in a while. ☎ 9396 WILD RIVERS ALL ABOUT YOU LET’S HAVE FUN SEEKING TRUE LADY Late thirties writer and artist seeks kindred spirit for coffee houses, farmers markets, yoga studios, world music, Thai food, bubble baths, drifting incense, wild rivers, twinkling stars, and ancient forests. ☎ 9465 DO YOU want all day foreplay and lovemaking? It’s not about me, but pleasing you. ☎ 9453 SWM new to area looks for adventure. 170lbs HWP. No STDs, handsome, animal lover, educated, self-employed, look- ing for friendship, LTR. A girl who likes to hike a plus. ☎ 9462 59 yo man wants to meet a true lady, 46-57, for ocean walks and dinners. No drugs, light drink. Possible relation- ship? Write to: PO Box 7184, Eugene, OR 97401. CASUAL ROMANCE Caring gentleman seeks casual and intimate relationship with an emotionally mature woman who desires a fulfilling, roman- tic, and passionate private affair with and experienced lover. ☎ 9464 CHRISTIAN BOUND SWM 59, good health, fun lov- ing, sense of humor, ISO Christian oriented women 40’s to 50’s, for friendship, sharing faith, weekend drives, art, hik- ing, rodeos, spur of the moment stuff. Golf a plus. ☎ 9368 AWESOME WM single. Would like a date for New Year’s Eve at the Hilton. Dinner and dancing to start and wherever the night takes us. Hot tub, my place? Meet for coffee? ☎ 9463 I am an awesome and lonely dude in search of a true, down to earth, kind hearted woman for friendship and possible LTR. I’m into rock n’ roll and other music, tattoos, outdoor fun, camping, dining, and other fun. I’m a 34 yo SWM looking for a 25-45 yo lady, race unim- portant. ☎ 9364 IT’S MY PLEASURE GREAT BALLS I’m 24 yrs old and a student at the UO. I’m romantic, humor- ous, active, generous, intelli- gent and attractive. I wanna meet a nice girl and I’ll be hon- est with her. I have many things to say but I will be wait- ing for the princess. ☎ 9458 OF FIRE! Winona Ryder was my childhood heartthrob. Dark, serious, personal, and mmmm so sexy. And a socialist? What’s this office seeing? Its an adventure...in honesty. (no silly, pout your bong down, I pay the 20 bucks. get it?) ☎ 9372 HILTON DATE Place your FREE VOICE PERSONAL AD today! 30 words FREE/4 weeks • FREE message retrieval CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION (necessary to run ad): Name Email Address City/Zip New to area, 58 YO, DWM 6’4” 225 LBS, HWP, LD. Scorpio, ath- letic, handsome, one woman guy, no std’s, spiritual, mostly veggie, animal lover, common sensed, easy going, simple life, professional self employed, seeks gal pal for friendship, LTR. Movies/TV, eats, coffee, walks, talks, bike. You be you, somewhat similar or not, Hungry to meet you, lets talk, Thank you! ☎ 9370 PARTNER DANCE LOVES TO KISS EASY GOING FUN SWM, 46, handsome Italian, sexy, athletic, seeks a Latina tutor in Spanish for dating. U B slender and outgoing fun! In Corvallis, Albany area. Second language is for work. ☎ 9366 ENERGIZER BUNNY A PICTURE of a woman with a horse, a dog and a turkey. Settle me or hop on. Flat. ☎ 9365 SBM seriously looking for an honest woman between 25 & 55 anywhere in the world for marriage. ☎ 9363 Single male solipsist, 32, seeks single female solipsist , 27 to 37 YO, no kids, for romantic LTR. You’re the one. ☎ 9362 ■ ■ ■■ ■ ■■ ■ ■■ ■ ■■ ■■ ■ ■ ■ Middle age cultured gentleman is praying for a date from the sugar plum fairy. Peace on ERT, goodwill between Christian and Pagan! Hindus and bud- dhists are cheering from the bleachers!! ☎ 9360 BALLET DATE Headline (maximum 18 characters) Ad Copy: YOUR LOVE ■ add’l words x $1 $ _______________________________________ LE TT ER S (no voice mail unless requested) Mailed $20 / Held $15 $ _______________________________________ T O TA L $ _______________________________________ ■ Check (enclosed) ■ v ■ m Card # exp. date Signature 42 DECEMBER 21, 2006 ■ Men Seeking Men ■ Either/Or ■ I Saw You FREE* ■ I Love You ■ Friends ■ Alternatives DEADLINE: MONDAY 5:00 P.M. PLEASE, DO NOT FAX NEWSPRINT! PLEASE READ: You must be 18 years or older to use the Voice Personals. Personal ads may not include your last name, street address, phone number, e-mail address, or lan- guage that is sexually explicit or implies an exchange of money, goods or services. EW reserves the right to reject or edit an ad for any reason. EW assumes no liability for the content or response to any ad. *A $10 fee applies for any ads in the “I Love You” category or in the “I Saw You” cat- egory where the recipient has no intention of responding via EW’s voicemail system. GOT MY PEANUT! To all those who responded to “Are you my Peanut?” The position has been filled. You all deserve the love we have. Any extra responses write “Sweet Queer Girl”. Want to learn to partner dance? It’s never too late. Let’s have fun with other Lesbian dancers! ☎ 9460 Mid 50s SWM humorous, affec- tionate, easy going. Searching for a full figured woman who is outgoing, affectionate, humor- ous and loves to kiss, and who has a heart of gold. ☎ 9367 SWM. There must someone out there who wants my love. I must not be the only one in the world without love. Can i feel your warm loving heart. ☎ 9146 Looking for an attractive, laid back, clean, fun loving female to hang out with my husband and I. Would be great Christmas pres- ent for the both of us. ☎ 9388 FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT Fun Loving 50’s GF ISO intelligent life form traversing extraterres- trial highways, Aretha Franklin to Annie Lennox species welcome aboard. NS and fasten your seat belt. ☎ 9381 CHRISTMAS FUN Looking for woman, under 30, to help me give my husband an unforgettable Christmas. He can watch while you and I play. Must be healthy and attractive-we are. ☎ 9380 CUMPLAYWITHUS Couple in late 40’s seeking female of or about same age to have a threesome with us...We are STD free and Drug free UB2.. ☎ 9377 BIRTHDAY WISH December birthday wish: to take a woman out for a nice dinner. You: single, 35-52, femme to androgynous. NS/ND, HWP. Let’s talk and you can hear I am seri- ous and safe. Take a chance? ☎ 9373 SWEET QUEER GRL Just landed in Eugene from California. Starved for queer cul- ture and gender queer grls. If yu are between 30 and 50 yrs and like yr womyn shy but wild, please reply. Write blind box: Queer Grrl ✍ NEAT NEST Yummm Time, 59, 158 lbs, 5’10”, personal growth, nature, restaurants, hot tubbing, sen- sual, massage oils, artistic, creative, tickle me with your fingers! ☎ 9141 MR. BLUE shirt, amazing smile, I really wish I’d said something to you. Can I say something now? ☎ 9392 FLOWER FLOWER WHATEVER makes you feel good princess of paradise, except my - litmus on how small this town is, parents this time. Naughty huh? Happy Birthday! I never knew...Until now. ☎ 9390 SINGLE DAD AD HAVE YOU checked your voice mail? Flattered and available. Hot Beverage? ☎ 9389 I LOVE YOU I’LL CARRY on with you anytime. Give me your number when I see you again. Peppermint kiss- es anytime, as long as your giv- ing them out. ☎ 9379 CONTRA SPARKLE Missed you at the last dance Jacque. Hope you’ll light up my night at the Dec. 9th dance. ☎ 9386 LISA LOEB What tune would my uterus sing? “O’ Sweet Melissa,” of course. Rummy? Girl talk? ☎ 9385 PASTE YOUR EYES Obscure, black giant eyes, killed the sun’s splendor, an open scroll of swarming teeth the horizon bleeds, crushed. ☎ 9383 NATHALINE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! Hope your day is as FABULOUS as you! I am glad to be your friend. AS ABOVE SO BELOW BOMBED QUAD AND DRAINO Prettiest mot apropos name for the cast iron statue they commissioned. Gallery’s called “accidents like this aren’t acci- dents.” I see you there. My aching incomplete. I weld, you’re heroin and I am addict- ed. ☎ 9399 YOU LOOKED SOFT And lovely in your paisley blouse. When we fall in love we feel like we’re losing our iden- tity, when really we’re discov- ering who you are: beautiful, alive, and awake. Thank you for being gentle with me at the party. I still melt at the sight of you. I missed you at Sweet Life on my birthday. Please forgive me so we can open our eyes to one another again. ☎ 9457 FIRE TIGER It’s meant to be...you always have been and always will be my one and only.-timber tiger ☎ 9398 INEVITABLE Es lo que siento por ti, algo que no me deja olvidarte y que no me deja vivir sin ti. Te amo mas que a todo. ☎ 9397 YOYO You were my sunshine, my pur- ple sunset, my full moon, my passion. Now there is no light, no life. Your anger and hate consume each gasp of air, deaden my senses, cripple each step with pain. Please forgive who I am for you so I can open my eyes again. ☎ 9394 FALL CREEK CUTIE Wood splitting, banana bread baking, card playing, Carhart wearing, goat milking wonder woman. You are my tall, dark and handsome. I love our late nights with ducks and Darth Vadar. ☎ 9327 I FOUND LOVE to be a difficult part of my life. Fear of opening the door and letting it touch me because it goes so deep. LS. ☎ 9142 CATCH OF THE WEEK: SWEET QUEER GRL TRUE PARTNERSHIP No oedipal games with older women seeking emotional incest with younger man please. Healthy, 45, fun, fit and seeking true partner in life and love. Let’s celebrate life! ☎ 9144 PBR SKATER BOY ME: HOT socks and hot headed. You Monroe St., PBR, and a tal- ent for dodging tape. Thanks for being on the other side of my bar and taking the abuse. ☎ 9454 THE SHEDD 12/1 ENJOY DISCIPLINE? MAIL TO: EW Personals, 1251 Lincoln, Eugene, OR 97401. F A X T O: 484-4044 ❤ E-MAIL TO: personals@eugeneweekly.com CALL: 484-0519 WEB: www.eugeneweekly.com/personals.html $ _______________________________________ As I stand facing the ocean, the wind caresses the sand and I know that the hourglass is almost empty. Vision quest com- pleted, I await your call. ☎ 9466 TAYLOR SWM looking for a female who needs discipline to enhance her life. All races are welcome, as are all sizes. ☎ 9369 YOU’RE THE ONE Phone First 30 words BLUE MAN GROUP YOU’VE BEEN selling me turkey soup at The World Cafe. Single? Coffee? Andrew Write blind box “Taylor”. ☎ 9393 GAL PAL WANTED SEEKS BILINGUAL ■ Women Seeking Men ■ Men Seeking Women ■ Women Seeking Women TWIN SOUL Primus at Hult. Waves and ghosts on the weekend. Aged cheddar near a pyramid... Isolated beauty. I am ready, are you? dj ☎ 9467 MET YOU in Vegas. Looking to reconnect, lost the number. Charming Vegas CPA with Stanton at the end. ☎ 9455 READY, SET...GO Looking for woman, under 30, to help me give my husband an unforgettable Christmas. He can watch while you and I play. Must be healthy and attrac- tive-we are. ☎ 9361 DEBBIE DOWNER Pearls, Lynard Skynard shirt, Devotchka show. Thank God you pushed that girl half your size, I mean she was DANCING! Next time buy the CD, stay home and let us dance! ☎ 9461 LOVE SLEEVE Roll me over. I want you inside of me. I am wet already. Please. Find me at the HIV Alliance. Ask for Condoms. LIKES TO CATCH BiM bottom, 37 yo, 5’7”, 180lbs, healthy, educated and cute, seeks a BiM or GM, well endowed, top for discreet fun. HWP and STD free, please. ☎ 9382 Just landed in Eugene from California. Starved for queer culture and gender queer grls. If yu are between 30 and 50 yrs and like yr womyn shy but wild, please reply. Write blind box: Queer Grrl ✍
