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SPONTANEOUS FUN!
Looking for laughs, live
rock/metal music, dates, din-
ing, dancing, drinks, coast
runs, atvs, horses, motorcy-
cles. You: stable, fun, funny,
active, generous, drug free,
music and animal loving hottie
to hang out with, 30-50. Me:
the same, 40, no kids, fun girl.
LTR? STR? ☎ 9154
ATTRACTIVE
PROFESSIONAL
Attractive professional, 40+
seeks soulmate 45-60 yrs old.
Enjoys spirituality, philosophy,
fun, and craziness. No control
freaks, game players or tobac-
co. Friendship first, LTR possi-
ble. Write Blind Box “No
Controls” ✍ ☎ 9456
THRESHOLD
Spent the last decade building
a house, now venturing out.
Fit, 56, honest, delightful, inde-
pendent. Writer artist, fasci-
nated with the world. Seeking
kindness, evolution, fun with
or without power tools. ☎ 9165
CHRISTMAS FUN
Seeking sexy friend with no bag-
gage, over 40, single and self
sufficient, like me. Likes dancing,
Latin especially, football, hiking,
politics. Fun, open, 4:20 friendly.
LTR possible. ☎ 9145
SO MODERATE
SCI-FI GIRL
DWPF 59 Fit body/mind/heart/
soul/finances. Enjoy hiking,
friends, travel, movies, wine,
conversation, reading, music,
the arts. Seeking humble soft
spoken gentleman to make
me
laugh/sigh/tremble.
☎ 68046
SWF, 44 and happy! fun, attrac-
tive, deep. 5’3 125 lbs. Values
honesty, responsibility, and
humor. ISO unattached HWP
man who likes movies, hot
tubs, and indoor/outdoor fami-
ly fun! ☎ 9143
COMPATIBLE MAN
MANY FRIENDS
Pollyanna seeks compatible
man for LTR. Must be willing to
hold positive thoughts. Savor
simple nature. Be fit, active,
love animals. Life is good. Let’s
have some fun! ☎ 9102
Vivacious lady with voluptuous
figure has sparkling green
eyes an enticing smile, looking
for gentleman friends. Enjoys
dancing, sailing, theater, sym-
phony, coast, gourmet cooking
and sports. Call. ☎ 9318
FOREVER SOULMATE
SWF, 30, Bronx, New York. I have
an average body type, smiling
eyes and kind nature. I would
like to meet the right man
older than me to share life
with. Someone with a strong,
positive and lively personality
who can care for and treat a
woman like a real gentleman. I
am seeking a long term rela-
tionship forever. contact me at
mary_john_girl@unionplus.net
☎ 9136
SUGAR DADDY
Older Sugar Daddy looking for
a hottie, 18-27. Shopping for
sexy clothes and spiked heels.
I want arm candy, someone
who can be naughty once in a
while. ☎ 9396
WILD RIVERS
ALL ABOUT YOU
LET’S HAVE FUN
SEEKING TRUE LADY
Late thirties writer and artist
seeks kindred spirit for coffee
houses, farmers markets, yoga
studios, world music, Thai
food, bubble baths, drifting
incense, wild rivers, twinkling
stars, and ancient forests.
☎ 9465
DO YOU want all day foreplay
and lovemaking? It’s not about
me, but pleasing you. ☎ 9453
SWM new to area looks for
adventure. 170lbs HWP. No
STDs, handsome, animal lover,
educated, self-employed, look-
ing for friendship, LTR. A girl
who likes to hike a plus.
☎ 9462
59 yo man wants to meet a
true lady, 46-57, for ocean
walks and dinners. No drugs,
light drink. Possible relation-
ship? Write to: PO Box 7184,
Eugene, OR 97401.
CASUAL ROMANCE
Caring gentleman seeks casual
and intimate relationship with
an emotionally mature woman
who desires a fulfilling, roman-
tic, and passionate private
affair with and experienced
lover. ☎ 9464
CHRISTIAN BOUND
SWM 59, good health, fun lov-
ing, sense of humor, ISO
Christian oriented women 40’s
to 50’s, for friendship, sharing
faith, weekend drives, art, hik-
ing, rodeos, spur of the
moment stuff. Golf a plus.
☎ 9368
AWESOME
WM single. Would like a date
for New Year’s Eve at the
Hilton. Dinner and dancing to
start and wherever the night
takes us. Hot tub, my place?
Meet for coffee? ☎ 9463
I am an awesome and lonely
dude in search of a true, down
to earth, kind hearted woman
for friendship and possible
LTR. I’m into rock n’ roll and
other music, tattoos, outdoor
fun, camping, dining, and other
fun. I’m a 34 yo SWM looking
for a 25-45 yo lady, race unim-
portant. ☎ 9364
IT’S MY PLEASURE
GREAT BALLS
I’m 24 yrs old and a student at
the UO. I’m romantic, humor-
ous, active, generous, intelli-
gent and attractive. I wanna
meet a nice girl and I’ll be hon-
est with her. I have many
things to say but I will be wait-
ing for the princess. ☎ 9458
OF FIRE! Winona Ryder was my
childhood heartthrob. Dark,
serious, personal, and mmmm
so sexy. And a socialist? What’s
this office seeing? Its an
adventure...in honesty. (no
silly, pout your bong down, I
pay the 20 bucks. get it?)
☎ 9372
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New to area, 58 YO, DWM 6’4”
225 LBS, HWP, LD. Scorpio, ath-
letic, handsome, one woman
guy, no std’s, spiritual, mostly
veggie, animal lover, common
sensed, easy going, simple life,
professional self employed,
seeks gal pal for friendship,
LTR. Movies/TV, eats, coffee,
walks, talks, bike. You be you,
somewhat similar or not,
Hungry to meet you, lets talk,
Thank you! ☎ 9370
PARTNER DANCE
LOVES TO KISS
EASY GOING FUN
SWM, 46, handsome Italian,
sexy, athletic, seeks a Latina
tutor in Spanish for dating. U B
slender and outgoing fun! In
Corvallis, Albany area. Second
language is for work. ☎ 9366
ENERGIZER BUNNY
A PICTURE of a woman with a
horse, a dog and a turkey.
Settle me or hop on. Flat.
☎ 9365
SBM seriously looking for an
honest woman between 25 &
55 anywhere in the world for
marriage. ☎ 9363
Single male solipsist, 32, seeks
single female solipsist , 27 to
37 YO, no kids, for romantic
LTR. You’re the one. ☎ 9362
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Middle age cultured gentleman
is praying for a date from the
sugar plum fairy. Peace on ERT,
goodwill between Christian
and Pagan! Hindus and bud-
dhists are cheering from the
bleachers!! ☎ 9360
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GOT MY PEANUT!
To all those who responded to
“Are you my Peanut?” The
position has been filled. You all
deserve the love we have. Any
extra responses write “Sweet
Queer Girl”.
Want to learn to partner dance?
It’s never too late. Let’s have fun
with other Lesbian dancers!
☎ 9460
Mid 50s SWM humorous, affec-
tionate, easy going. Searching
for a full figured woman who is
outgoing, affectionate, humor-
ous and loves to kiss, and who
has a heart of gold. ☎ 9367
SWM. There must someone out
there who wants my love. I
must not be the only one in
the world without love. Can i
feel your warm loving heart.
☎ 9146
Looking for an attractive, laid
back, clean, fun loving female to
hang out with my husband and I.
Would be great Christmas pres-
ent for the both of us. ☎ 9388
FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT
Fun Loving 50’s GF ISO intelligent
life form traversing extraterres-
trial highways, Aretha Franklin to
Annie Lennox species welcome
aboard. NS and fasten your seat
belt. ☎ 9381
CHRISTMAS FUN
Looking for woman, under 30, to
help me give my husband an
unforgettable Christmas. He can
watch while you and I play. Must
be healthy and attractive-we
are. ☎ 9380
CUMPLAYWITHUS
Couple in late 40’s seeking
female of or about same age to
have a threesome with us...We
are STD free and Drug free UB2..
☎ 9377
BIRTHDAY WISH
December birthday wish: to take
a woman out for a nice dinner.
You: single, 35-52, femme to
androgynous. NS/ND, HWP. Let’s
talk and you can hear I am seri-
ous and safe. Take a chance?
☎ 9373
SWEET QUEER GRL
Just landed in Eugene from
California. Starved for queer cul-
ture and gender queer grls. If yu
are between 30 and 50 yrs and
like yr womyn shy but wild,
please reply. Write blind box:
Queer Grrl ✍
NEAT NEST
Yummm Time, 59, 158 lbs, 5’10”,
personal growth, nature,
restaurants, hot tubbing, sen-
sual, massage oils, artistic,
creative, tickle me with your
fingers! ☎ 9141
MR. BLUE shirt, amazing smile,
I really wish I’d said something
to you. Can I say something
now? ☎ 9392
FLOWER
FLOWER WHATEVER makes you
feel good princess of paradise,
except my - litmus on how
small this town is, parents this
time. Naughty huh? Happy
Birthday! I never knew...Until
now. ☎ 9390
SINGLE DAD AD
HAVE YOU checked your voice
mail? Flattered and available.
Hot Beverage? ☎ 9389
I LOVE YOU
I’LL CARRY on with you anytime.
Give me your number when I
see you again. Peppermint kiss-
es anytime, as long as your giv-
ing them out. ☎ 9379
CONTRA SPARKLE
Missed you at the last dance
Jacque. Hope you’ll light up my
night at the Dec. 9th dance.
☎ 9386
LISA LOEB
What tune would my uterus
sing? “O’ Sweet Melissa,” of
course. Rummy? Girl talk?
☎ 9385
PASTE YOUR EYES
Obscure, black giant eyes, killed
the sun’s splendor, an open
scroll of swarming teeth the
horizon bleeds, crushed.
☎ 9383
NATHALINE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! Hope
your day is as FABULOUS as
you! I am glad to be your
friend.
AS ABOVE SO BELOW
BOMBED QUAD AND
DRAINO
Prettiest mot apropos name
for the cast iron statue they
commissioned. Gallery’s called
“accidents like this aren’t acci-
dents.” I see you there. My
aching incomplete. I weld,
you’re heroin and I am addict-
ed. ☎ 9399
YOU LOOKED SOFT
And lovely in your paisley
blouse. When we fall in love we
feel like we’re losing our iden-
tity, when really we’re discov-
ering who you are: beautiful,
alive, and awake. Thank you for
being gentle with me at the
party. I still melt at the sight of
you. I missed you at Sweet Life
on my birthday. Please forgive
me so we can open our eyes to
one another again. ☎ 9457
FIRE TIGER
It’s meant to be...you always
have been and always will be
my one and only.-timber tiger
☎ 9398
INEVITABLE
Es lo que siento por ti, algo
que no me deja olvidarte y que
no me deja vivir sin ti. Te amo
mas que a todo. ☎ 9397
YOYO
You were my sunshine, my pur-
ple sunset, my full moon, my
passion. Now there is no light,
no life. Your anger and hate
consume each gasp of air,
deaden my senses, cripple
each step with pain. Please
forgive who I am for you so I
can open my eyes again.
☎ 9394
FALL CREEK CUTIE
Wood splitting, banana bread
baking, card playing, Carhart
wearing, goat milking wonder
woman. You are my tall, dark
and handsome. I love our late
nights with ducks and Darth
Vadar. ☎ 9327
I FOUND LOVE
to be a difficult part of my life.
Fear of opening the door and
letting it touch me because it
goes so deep. LS. ☎ 9142
CATCH
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TRUE PARTNERSHIP
No oedipal games with older
women seeking emotional
incest with younger man
please. Healthy, 45, fun, fit and
seeking true partner in life and
love. Let’s celebrate life!
☎ 9144
PBR SKATER BOY
ME: HOT socks and hot headed.
You Monroe St., PBR, and a tal-
ent for dodging tape. Thanks
for being on the other side of
my bar and taking the abuse.
☎ 9454
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As I stand facing the ocean, the
wind caresses the sand and I
know that the hourglass is
almost empty. Vision quest com-
pleted, I await your call. ☎ 9466
TAYLOR
SWM looking for a female who
needs discipline to enhance
her life. All races are welcome,
as are all sizes. ☎ 9369
YOU’RE THE ONE
Phone
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BLUE MAN GROUP
YOU’VE BEEN selling me turkey
soup at The World Cafe. Single?
Coffee? Andrew Write blind box
“Taylor”. ☎ 9393
GAL PAL WANTED
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TWIN SOUL
Primus at Hult. Waves and
ghosts on the weekend. Aged
cheddar near a pyramid...
Isolated beauty. I am ready, are
you? dj ☎ 9467
MET YOU in Vegas. Looking to
reconnect, lost the number.
Charming Vegas CPA with
Stanton at the end. ☎ 9455
READY, SET...GO
Looking for woman, under 30,
to help me give my husband an
unforgettable Christmas. He
can watch while you and I play.
Must be healthy and attrac-
tive-we are. ☎ 9361
DEBBIE DOWNER
Pearls, Lynard Skynard shirt,
Devotchka show. Thank God
you pushed that girl half your
size, I mean she was DANCING!
Next time buy the CD, stay
home and let us dance! ☎ 9461
LOVE SLEEVE
Roll me over. I want you inside
of me. I am wet already. Please.
Find me at the HIV Alliance.
Ask for Condoms.
LIKES TO CATCH
BiM bottom, 37 yo, 5’7”, 180lbs,
healthy, educated and cute,
seeks a BiM or GM, well
endowed, top for discreet fun.
HWP and STD free, please.
☎ 9382
Just landed in Eugene from
California. Starved for queer
culture and gender queer grls.
If yu are between 30 and 50 yrs
and like yr womyn shy but wild,
please reply. Write blind box:
Queer Grrl ✍