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The Lorane Unicorn Program FUN, EXCITING AND EXHILARATING NOW QUALIFIES AS A JOB DESCRIPTION! Bright? Outgoing? Energetic? Perfect. How about using your talents to help spread the word about Red Bull? We’re looking for personable and highly moti- vated people to join the Red Bull Mobile Energy Team. Your part-time job will be to hit the streets delivering energy wherever it’s needed. At work, at school, at the gym, on the road, you’ll go anywhere and everywhere in search of people who might be tired and in need of energy. A couple of rules: You should be at least 18, have a good driving record, and be able to work flexible hours, including weekends and evenings. But most importantly, you should be charming and motivated. If this sounds like fun, you can apply at www.redbullmet.com. Indicate on your application that you are interested in the Eugene Mobile Energy Team. Where everything is possible The best Holiday gift for a special child. Registration starts for the Winter Adventures for children from 4 to pre-teens includ- ing physically challenged and under stress. 2 hrs/week of learning horse care, riding, developing confidence, self esteem, responsibility, comunication skills and more. The program is non-profit based on volunteers since 1990. Involvement of a parent or significant adult desirable, email: KCD@unicornranch.org Centrally located 19mi from Eugene, 13 mi from Cottage Grove, 9mi from Veneta. 541-942-2169 • www.unicornranch.org Volunteer Opportunities SASS MAKES A DIFFERENCE AND SO CAN YOU! Sexual Assault Support Services needs supportive volunteers for drop-in crises center. Training provided. Starts January 13th. Call 484-9791 for more info. LANDSCAPE FOREPERSON position for energetic individual in growing company. Must be self starter and team player. Valid ODL with clean record. Year round steady work for dedicated person. Experience pre- ferred, or apprentice position for those with commitment and integrity. Resume or Bio send to “Native and Urban Gardens” 310 East 41st Ave, Eugene OR 97405. GOVERNMENT JOBS $12-$48/hr. Full benefits, paid training. Work available in areas like Homeland Security, Law Enforcement, Wildlife and More! 1-800-320-9353 X2001. (AAN CAN) CLASSY UPSCALE escort agency now hiring attractive females 18 and over for private entertainment. Excellent pay! Set your own hours. No experience necessary. Call 431- 7065. LOVE ANIMALS? Volunteer opportunities available. www.sarasavesanimals.org S.A.R.A’s Treasure 871 River Rd. 541-607- 8892. Help us make a difference with shel- ter cats and dogs! WORK AND learn! Exchange volunteering for free Buddhist classes, workshops. Work- study program in Buddhist community includes room, meals, small living allowance. Northern CA. www.nyingma.org. 510-981-1987. 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Sponsored by S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift and Thrift Shop volunteer • donate • shop • adopt 871 River Rd. • 607-8892 • www.sarasavesanimals.org Open Everyday 10-6 www.jeffreyburch.com (541) 221-2595 Rolfing structural integration ® "Wii Are Not Amused" - Taking PS3 Literally. Across 1 GM bought half of it in 1990 5 Spreads seeds 9 Bit of parsley 14 Decorated Desmond 15 State ___ 16 Rash 17 Eyes, to Eduardo 18 From the top 19 Simon’s brother 20 Childhood disease beats out a runny nose? 23 It often comes with a battery 24 Network replaced by The CW 25 “Get it?” 26 All there 28 ___ in “Adam” 31 Sight at a backstabbing family reunion? 36 Character not comput- er- animated in the “Garfield” movies 37 Noise from a goat pen 38 Make a pitiful face 39 Crime show still goes over the heads of criminals? 44 Get a lode of it 45 Throw (out) 46 Regatta member 47 Path 48 Christ lived there 52 Army group does away with their famous song? (careful!) 56 Dot on a monitor 57 Contestant’s choice on “Match Game” 58 Ominous date 59 With a BMI 30 or high- er 60 Half of a famous bed- in 61 Leave the scene 62 Part of an etiquette list, maybe 63 Rock group with the line “I’m Kilroy!” 64 Cong. meeting Down 1 Hole in a leaf 2 How French dip sand- wiches are served 3 Composition of every- thing 4 Drivers check them 5 One of the heckling crit- ics on “The Muppet Show” 6 Words after “ready” 7 Shed a few tears 8 Does some tailoring 9 More on the ball 10 Cleese castmate 11 Don’t just show up 12 “___ to laugh” 13 OB/___ 21 Stuff in a bird feeder 22 Really primitive build- ing material 26 Sends bad messages, maybe 27 Pronto 28 Love, Latin-style 29 “___ Named Scooby- Doo” (cartoon spinoff of 1988) 30 Ultrafast jets, for short 31 A little, in sheet music 32 Dumpster emanation 33 Clue weapon 34 Don on the waves 35 Drinks before food 40 Office Depot competi- tor 41 Chest contents 42 Place to get up and speak your mind 43 Buds 47 Pull violently 48 Author with a Moscow park named after him 49 Soup kitchen server 50 Some Olympics equip- ment 51 Slalom curves 52 ___ Matto (duo with the 1997 EP “Super Relax”) 53 Team with a yoke 54 40-plus-year-old NBC soap, to fans 55 Cheer (for) 56 Asian salad ingredient Visceral Manipulation CranioSacral Therapy For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226-2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655- 6548. Reference puzzle #0286 541.689.1515 ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK ’ S JONESIN ’ CROSSWORD Jeffrey Burch MS, LLC ® The Rolf Institute • 9092 DECEMBER 21, 2006 37
