The Lorane
Unicorn Program
FUN, EXCITING AND EXHILARATING NOW
QUALIFIES AS A JOB DESCRIPTION!
Bright? Outgoing? Energetic? Perfect.
How about using your talents to help
spread the word about Red Bull? We’re
looking for personable and highly moti-
vated people to join the Red Bull Mobile
Energy Team. Your part-time job will be to
hit the streets delivering energy wherever
it’s needed. At work, at school, at the gym,
on the road, you’ll go anywhere and
everywhere in search of people who
might be tired and in need of energy. A
couple of rules: You should be at least 18,
have a good driving record, and be able to
work flexible hours, including weekends
and evenings. But most importantly, you
should be charming and motivated. If this
sounds like fun, you can apply at
www.redbullmet.com. Indicate on your
application that you are interested in the
Eugene Mobile Energy Team.
Where everything is possible
The best Holiday gift for a special child. Registration starts for
the Winter Adventures for children from 4 to pre-teens includ-
ing physically challenged and under stress. 2 hrs/week of
learning horse care, riding, developing confidence, self
esteem, responsibility, comunication skills and more. The
program is non-profit based on volunteers since 1990.
Involvement of a parent or significant adult desirable, email:
KCD@unicornranch.org Centrally located 19mi from Eugene,
13 mi from Cottage Grove, 9mi from Veneta.
541-942-2169 • www.unicornranch.org
Volunteer Opportunities
SASS MAKES A DIFFERENCE AND SO CAN
YOU! Sexual Assault Support Services
needs supportive volunteers for drop-in
crises center. Training provided. Starts
January 13th. Call 484-9791 for more info.
LANDSCAPE FOREPERSON position for
energetic individual in growing company.
Must be self starter and team player. Valid
ODL with clean record. Year round steady
work for dedicated person. Experience pre-
ferred, or apprentice position for those with
commitment and integrity. Resume or Bio
send to “Native and Urban Gardens” 310
East 41st Ave, Eugene OR 97405.
GOVERNMENT JOBS $12-$48/hr. Full benefits,
paid training. Work available in areas like
Homeland Security, Law Enforcement, Wildlife
and More! 1-800-320-9353 X2001. (AAN CAN)
CLASSY UPSCALE escort agency now hiring
attractive females 18 and over for private
entertainment. Excellent pay! Set your own
hours. No experience necessary. Call 431-
7065.
LOVE ANIMALS? Volunteer opportunities
available.
www.sarasavesanimals.org
S.A.R.A’s Treasure 871 River Rd. 541-607-
8892. Help us make a difference with shel-
ter cats and dogs!
WORK AND learn! Exchange volunteering
for free Buddhist classes, workshops. Work-
study program in Buddhist community
includes room, meals, small living
allowance. Northern CA. www.nyingma.org.
510-981-1987. (AAN CAN)
NEW EARTH
LANDSCAPE
By Matt Jones
• Custom Stone Walls & Flagstone Patios
• Native & Ornamental Gardens
683-5414 • BONDED & INSURED LCB#8367
Northwest Academy of Arms
Medieval European Swordsmanship
& Martial Arts • Classes &Lessons
Longsword • Polearms
Sword & Shield • Hand-to-Hand
Sean Hayes, Maestro d’armi
www.northwestacademyofarms.com
contact@northwestacademyofarms.com
242-3796
• Divorce • Custody
• Domestic Partners
• Child Support
“Low Cost, Free Consultation, Payment Plans”
Jason D. Castanza
259 East 5th, Suite 200-f • Eugene, OR. 97401
S.A.R.A.’s
Shelter Animal Resource Alliance
Rescued Cat of the Week
Hi there, I’m Mopsy . I am a shy little
guy who is looking for
a quiet home where I
can relax. I would
love to go home with
one of my sisters or
my mom who all live
here at S.A.R.A.’s
Treasures with me.
Stop by and see me. I
am quite a special guy!
Sponsored by
S.A.R.A.’s Treasures
Gift and Thrift Shop
volunteer • donate • shop • adopt
871 River Rd. • 607-8892 • www.sarasavesanimals.org
Open Everyday 10-6
www.jeffreyburch.com
(541) 221-2595
Rolfing
structural integration
®
"Wii Are Not Amused" - Taking PS3 Literally.
Across
1 GM bought half of it in
1990
5 Spreads seeds
9 Bit of parsley
14 Decorated Desmond
15 State ___
16 Rash
17 Eyes, to Eduardo
18 From the top
19 Simon’s brother
20 Childhood disease
beats out a runny
nose?
23 It often comes with a
battery
24 Network replaced by
The CW
25 “Get it?”
26 All there
28 ___ in “Adam”
31 Sight at a backstabbing
family reunion?
36 Character not comput-
er- animated in the
“Garfield” movies
37 Noise from a goat pen
38 Make a pitiful face
39 Crime show still goes
over the heads of
criminals?
44 Get a lode of it
45 Throw (out)
46 Regatta member
47 Path
48 Christ lived there
52 Army group does away
with their famous
song? (careful!)
56 Dot on a monitor
57 Contestant’s choice on
“Match Game”
58 Ominous date
59 With a BMI 30 or high-
er
60 Half of a famous bed-
in
61 Leave the scene
62 Part of an etiquette
list, maybe
63 Rock group with the
line “I’m Kilroy!”
64 Cong. meeting
Down
1 Hole in a leaf
2 How French dip sand-
wiches are served
3 Composition of every-
thing
4 Drivers check them
5 One of the heckling crit-
ics on “The Muppet
Show”
6 Words after “ready”
7 Shed a few tears
8 Does some tailoring
9 More on the ball
10 Cleese castmate
11 Don’t just show up
12 “___ to laugh”
13 OB/___
21 Stuff in a bird feeder
22 Really primitive build-
ing material
26 Sends bad messages,
maybe
27 Pronto
28 Love, Latin-style
29 “___ Named Scooby-
Doo” (cartoon spinoff
of 1988)
30 Ultrafast jets, for short
31 A little, in sheet music
32 Dumpster emanation
33 Clue weapon
34 Don on the waves
35 Drinks before food
40 Office Depot competi-
tor
41 Chest contents
42 Place to get up and
speak your mind
43 Buds
47 Pull violently
48 Author with a Moscow
park named after him
49 Soup kitchen server
50 Some Olympics equip-
ment
51 Slalom curves
52 ___ Matto (duo with the
1997 EP “Super Relax”)
53 Team with a yoke
54 40-plus-year-old NBC
soap, to fans
55 Cheer (for)
56 Asian salad ingredient
Visceral Manipulation
CranioSacral Therapy
For answers to this puzzle, call:
1-900-226-2800, 99 cents per
minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to
your credit card, call: 1-800-655-
6548. Reference puzzle #0286
541.689.1515
ANSWERS TO
LAST WEEK ’ S
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