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About Eugene weekly. (Eugene, Oregon) 1993-current | View Entire Issue (July 21, 2005)
See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1-888-652-6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. To respond to a Blind Box: Mail a letter to Eugene Weekly, 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. Attention the letter to the Blind Box name. LIKES YOUNGER MEN Attractive, tall, fit, independent 49 yo F looking for inspiration in the form of a healthy, lean, superfine guy who is honest, funny and rebellious to share really good times. You must be single, clean and careful, dependable. ☎ 6137 COUNTRY CHRISTIAN Attractive Christian lady, 57, would like to meet sincere gentlemen for companionship and possible marriage. Enjoys the outdoors, country living, and many other activities. ☎ 6091 I DESIRE A heartfelt connection to an unabashed gentleman who is as committed to emotional presence as he is to fine-tun- ing his sexual prowess. Likes: organic food, Rumi, Theory of Relativity, lavish displays of affection and cows. ☎ 6088 SEEK CUDDLE COACH Injured in marriage Olympics. Need cuddle coach for rehab, retraining in events: cuddling, playing, mutual cheerleading, endurance friendship, etc. Patience required, common interests a plus. ☎ 6083 “SUMMERTIME ... PLEASE CALL LOVE SOUL SUCKER? LET’S PLAY LN BARTENDER BRIAN @ MC CHRIS And the livin is easy ...” let’s meet for fun, laughter and enjoyment of arts, night stars, fine wine. Me: 49, redheaded spirit. You: 40-50s, ready for a fine friendship. ☎ 6009 You’ve never been loved or even care about. Not one kiss in your life time. Your heart is golden, but too scared to enjoy life or love, that’s my life too ... ☎ 6086 SWM 50 year old doormat seeking heartbreaking, soul sucking, restraining ordering, phone number changing STR. Prefer SWF, 40s. Letters only. No email. Photo and truth with reply. Write Blind Box “Doormat.” ✍ Needing voluptuous feminine woman to fulfill lifelong fanta- sy. You: voluptuous, feminine, uninhibited, 40-55, clean, NS. Me: feminine, pretty, 42 and very naughty. ☎ 6079 Lucky Noodle boy with blue eyes and cracked front tooth, “it gives you character.” Thanks for making my life sweet and always know I hold you in my heart. ☎ 6108 Bad penmanship thwarts alumnus connection? Write me: anna@justemail.net , OK? OK! LET’S ENJOY LIFE YOUR EYES OF SMOKE GLOBAL THINKER TRUSTWORTHY I am slim, 57 yo, 121 lbs, healthy, altruistic, non smoker, moder- ate drinker, world traveler, hiker, art lover, serious, involved, liberally political. Not religious but respectful. Quiet dinners and old movies. ☎ 6082 ARE YOU OUT THERE Looking for a real honest to goodness relationship. Fun, active, pretty, have good morals. Friends first. ☎ 6073 EPICURIOUS? Short cute sexy 49. Intelligent, creative, playful, seeks similar for LTR. Share cultural activi- ties, coast, waterfalls, eating out, movies. Prepare your favorite meal for me; I’ll supply the wine. NS, ND. ☎ 6068 MAKE MOM HAPPY Make your mom happy, date a nice attractive Christian woman. SWF, mid 30s, seeks SCM, 35-50 yo, well groomed, confident, handsome, not out- doorsy but fit, good sense of humor. ☎ 6022 NOT SHALLOW The days run like wild horses over the hills. Babe with brains, heart, soul. Independent, child- less, left, kind, warm. ISO reli- able, capable, high stamina man of consciousness, an equal for unity. ☎ 6017 FAT FREE? I’m both and so much more, mid-size 30 something seeking 30-40ish liberal, single, non smoker interested in conversa- tion, fun, and possible LTR. More than just BBW admirer wanted. ☎ 6013 TEACH ME? Beautiful blonde snowboarder seeks confident Latin surfer for cross training fun. ☎ 6012 ( ISO TALL CHICANO For loving friendship with adventurous eccentric blonde. Willing, uninhibited, intelligent, sexy, caring, fun and well trav- eled? Teach me spanish, let’s surf and sail. Are you proud of your profession and a ‘64 model? ☎ 6011 ROCK ON DUDE Okay, here’s the deal. I’m a sin- gle, trim, forty-something cutie; blonde, shortish, ISO suitable escort for Robert Plant (Hult) and Stones (Portland). I hold the tix, you have references? ☎ 6010 38 JULY 21, 2005 RENAISSANCE MAN In my prime, active, attractive, bald, kilt-wearing 21 yo SWM looking for a renaissance woman 18-28. Hike, bike, festi- vals, active, smart and social. Companion, friend, lover, pos- sible LTR. STD free, herb- friendly. ☎ 6113 I SMELL ROMANCE! Narcissistic sociopath, 25, seeking exact replica of my dead mother. Must love coun- try music ... ha ha just kidding, I hate country. Must be 21-28, have several personalities to choose from. ☎ 6106 SEEKING FRIEND SWM 44, handsome, outgoing, athletic, fun, steady job seeks younger black female for LTR. Athletic a plus, must like the outdoors. In Corvallis or Eugene area. ND, NS. ☎ 6101 REVOLUTIONARY Tall unashamed muscle god- dess needed now for: speak in public, front the band, con- front Judeo Christian morality, free love, ballsy chick, defeat the troops, overthrow, UFO ... ☎ 6100 SUMMER TIMES SBM 5’9”, 210 lbs, 35 yo, looking for sexy, SF for summer good times. ☎ 6093 COMPANION ISO companion: bright, curi- ous, outdoorsy, literary and ectomorphic. Seeker: WWM, retired professional, secular, left. Pursuits: hiking, dancing, bicycling, theater, canoeing. Write Blind Box: “Interlocutor.” ✍ ADVENTUROUS SWM, 6’, NS seeking fun adven- turous woman for dinner dates, walks, bike rides, danc- ing. Must be very affectionate, good shape and like massages, spoil me, I’ll spoil you! 40+. ☎ 6090 DISCREET AFFAIR Seeking a passionate mature female, 40-60, interested in a casual, brief, limited, romantic, discrete, safe, sexual affair with an intelligent, respectful, trustworthy gentleman. ☎ 6087 SWM, 42, 6’3”, 230, black/brown eyes, clean cut, NS, good shape, love kids, intelligent, funny, dancer, trav- eler; good sense of humor, movies, quiet times at home, old fashioned values; loving, caring, affectionate, seeks SWF 30s-40s who’s intelligent, attractive and active for adventures and good times. No games please. ☎ 6084 BBW WANTED Self confidant, mature profes- sional gentleman without bag- gage seeks BBW 40-60 for shared conversation, dining and barbecues. Race unimpor- tant. ☎ 6080 OPEN DOORS 4 U SWM, 40s, active, kind, respect- ful, peaceful, fun, trusted, hon- est, treat you like a lady, roses. Searching for petite, active, SWF, 40-49, loves sunsets, laughter, dating, movies, out- doors, adventure, athletics. ☎ 6078 MASTER FU If you’re a real F that knows where she’s at in life, mentally contact me and let’s see what we can uncover together. Strong headed, fit, SM, late twenties. ☎ 6077 SUGAR DADDY SEEKS Sugar daddy seeks new sugar baby, 18-30s, for dates, dinner, travel etc. Possible shopping or other. Let’s meet and see if the chemistry is there. Include a picture if possible. Write Blind Box “Sugar Daddy.” ✍ TIME FOR ROMANCE How about you and I get together and celebrate life. SWM 65, 6’1”, 195 seeks refined lady, 60-85, for walks, dining out or whatever. ☎ 6037 (09/19/02) ORDER IN ... 5’8’’ 150 lb., fit, handsome, equip. in all aspects seeks slim, beautiful you for real fun +? Smoke ok, dogs too. 30s, likes guitar, inventive in positive art. Be funny, cute, free! ☎ 6007 GIRLFRIEND, LTR? SWM, active, trust, honest, respectful, peaceful, kind, communication, listening. Hikes, bikes, walks, adventure, dances, dating, dining, NS, ND, fun, laughter. Seeks petite, ath- letic, HWP, SWF, 40-49, sharing, sunsets, beautiful days. ☎ 6005 HOME IMPROVEMENT Got Project? Let’s Link! Celebrate accomplishments later. SHM 5’10”, 185 lbs. Technologist seeks humorous, sensible, artistic woman 40-50 with time available for outings, etc. Harmonic, balanced expe- rience. Possible LTR. ☎ 6002 COMING TO EUGENE Coming to Eugene soon. Tall, muscular, gentle giant of African descent. Hoping to meet rubenesque SWF for seri- ous relationship. ☎ 5994 KIND, HONEST MAN Intelligent, attractive, sensual, financially secure, lonely SWM, 5’8’’, 150 lbs seeks warmheart- ed woman, 45-65, any ethnici- ty. My interests include organ- ic gardening, music, dancing, reading, films, spirituality, nature, community, simple liv- ing, learning Spanish, Mexican vacations, social change. ☎ 5992 GENTLEMAN I’m a SWM, 49, who is more interested in who a woman is on the inside rather than out- side appearances. ☎ 5991 Waiting for my soul mate sure is taking a long time. Wanna mess around until she shows up? Or are you her? Fun, sweet 40+ cutie looking for some “diversion.” ☎ 6070 IT’S A GIRL FLING 32, WF, ISO cute and flirty tomboy for summer lovin. No LTR, just a torrid affair that burns out by September. Do you like to dance? ☎ 6035 CHICKAS! You: Bi female 18 to 26, not over 200 pounds. Me: Bi female in current heterosexual rela- tionship looking for a friend and playmate. Partner will not be involved in any way, just for me. ☎ 6029 ORIGINAL Looking for an intellectual artist who can be punkish too. Mod friendly? Looking for friends and partners. You: 19- 24, STD free? I love philosophi- cal discussions. Newbie bi. ☎ 6026 DANCING FLAME Vibrant, active, alternative dyke, femme to androgynous, seeks butch; genderqueer companion for life’s adven- tures. You are 29-45, open minded, intelligent and com- fortable with self, solitude and soulful intimacy. ☎ 6016 BI WOMENS GROUP For women of all backgrounds, 21 and over. meeting on the third Friday of every month. Ongoing for over 15 years. No men, gays or TG, TS. ☎ 6003 OUTDOOR LOVER FANTASY FRIENDSHIP Granola girl seeks first time bi- curious lover for biking, exper- imentation, week night fun and friendship. You: 21-29, STD free, single. No strings, herb friend- ly, love hippies. ☎ 5984 RUNNERS R FUN LOVE LOVING LIFE WITH U Living, loving, laughing and learning. Coastal swimmer seeks fellow adventurer for frolicking and fun. I am 46, fit, attractive and unattached. You too? 49-58, good age for us. ☎ 6104 SWEET LOVING 35 yo cute, fat, tall, nordic green eyed, blonde boy. Hilarious, versatile, butch, loyal, musician ISO friends; with benefits? Artistic collabo- rations, and/or a sweet loving man to share my life with. ☎ 6103 MASCULINE and large, lean and sexy mid- dle age man. 5’10”, 135 lbs, from southern Oregon. I am level headed, very healthy and herb friendly. Looking for healthy, slim friend. I can trav- el. ☎ 6021 JUST 4 FUN OK guys I know you are in the mood for some fun. It does not matter if you are bi, gay, straight and married. Please be STD free, of all kinds. Age 18-40. ☎ 6000 NOT A GIRL But I can pretend for you. 76 yo WWM, available for tea parties, pillow fights, sleep overs, gos- sip sessions and other girlish delights. I∂m also a great Truth or Dare player. Truth: I∂m a dirty, old pervert. Dare: Help me relive the teenage girlhood I never had. Write Blind Box: "Pretty in Pink." When you jumped through the space between universes, I dis- integrated. All that’s left of me now is burnt sugar and cayenne pepper. I will await you at the time’s end. ☎ 6107 PLEASE SPANK! Naughty 19 yo SWM needs to be given bare over the knee spanking by mother figure. Not spanked before, but dying for your hand on his bottom! ☎ 6105 AT THE BIER STEIN You: male, drinking Pale Ale. Me: female beer geek, drinking Belgium Kriek. Meet me again, for a brew. If you’re lucky we’ll go home and ... Friday. ☎ 6102 ... IN MY HEART Long before I shouted from the highest mountaintop to let the world know “I love you!” Come with me as friends, compan- ions, confidantes and lovers. A new and exciting life awaits us! LOTUS Your pink hair caught my eye at OCF. Your smile caught my heart. Your eyes caught my soul. I’d love to get to know you. Email me. ☎ 6099 7/3 EUG TO SLC You slept on my shoulder as we talked. Lost you in SLC air- port as I left to do something. Want to spend more time with you. ☎ 6098 QUEER CHICKS? 20 SWF seeks same-ish for fun at concerts, home. LTR? If you’re the right one. Must be STD, etc clean, mod friendly. Call first, fun later. ☎ 6006 SWM 45, 5’6”, blonde, blue eyes, seeks outdoor buddy, to hike, fly fish, camp, backpack, kite, buggy, watch movies and cook a nice meal for. ☎ 6033 SWM runner, athletic, respect- ful, kind, peaceful, trust, hon- esty, communication, roman- tic. Searching for petite, SWF, runner, athlete, companion, friend, best friend, LTR, loves Coast, massage, fun, laughter, outdoors, hiking adventure. ☎ 6025 (09/19/02) HI GUYS Hi BiWM ISO 40+ G/BiWM for weekend fun and summer romance. I’m 5’6, 155, green eyes, smooth shaven, 30 yo. You: HWP and willing to explore for fun, friendship, relation- ship. ☎ 6109 BANDANA MAN Mt. Pisgah Sunday a.m. 7/17. Bandana man with dazzling eyes and happy yellow dog. Nice vibes ... ☎ 6138 UNO UNO you hide in shadow play here. Think fast my love. Find “Mercy Street.” As winds of change have found me. And all that will be left is sorrow. SUGAR-BOY You and your lightning speed metabolism are always spreading boxes of sugar coat- ed goodies all over the office ... that must have something to do with the interesting combi- nation of chocolate and a X- Box and the incident in the baby blue Speedos! -D to the Z. BOHEM. MINING DAYS Sat 9am-4pm. You were help- ing at a woodworking booth. We had eye contact across the way until that skank came along and ruined my fun. What a sweet smile. ☎ 6111 FIREDANCER JODY From Marcola. Met you at Sunday night OCF fire show. What happened to Mainstage at 12? Still wanna spin? ☎ 6097 DEER IN YOUR CAR I rode the Country Fair bus you were on. You: telling the story of hitting the deer. Me: listen- ing to you and watching your babybrowns. More stories? Let’s meet. ☎ 6096 GEODUCK T-SHIRT U of O Bookstore 7/12. Me: blonde in lavender blouse. You: blonde with nice smile. I mus- tered up the nerve to ask you about your t-shirt. Any inter- est? ☎ 6095 MISTER W. Want to hook up again? I miss the way you feel. – Miss L. ☎ 6094 AT BRAIL’S Cooking my bacon. You’re the veggie in the hot tub, the Irish in the porn shop, the spatula of wooden hearts. I can’t get enough of you ... I am insa- tiable. CODY FROM DAVIS CA I met you at OCF at Energy Park. You were hanging out with your sister. I want to stroll in the High Sierras with you. ☎ 6092 OUT OF LINE Beki, this crush I have on you is getting way too out of line. Will you straighten me up? ☎ 6085 BRAIDED BARISTA Braided barista, how lovely your voice and mind, you are pure awesome. ☎ 6081 REGISTERED VOTER After I registered to vote I came back to invite you to an art exhibit, but you had to work. I would like to see you again. ☎ 6076 PURSE THIEF At library. Please return my car keys to the library, keep the $$$. Stranded in Eugene. ☎ 6075 PANAMA?! What twisted, ho-bag, tweaked-out freak would impersonate me in the Weekly? ☎ 6074 TALL BLONDE IN A Red skirt drinking with all your friends at Lilith’s Lair 7/5. Feel like kicking my butt in a game of pool? ☎ 6071 CORVALLIS SAFEWAY Corvallis Safeway 7/5/05. You: raven-haired beauty with orange shirt and black pants buying a watermelon. Me: dreaming about you while in line. We made brief eye con- tact. Your beautiful. Call me. ☎ 6066 SPENCERS BUTTE A boy, Trevor, a girl and you were hiking June 4th when our paths crossed. You: offered me water. Me: fellow in blue. How about we all go for a hike? ☎ 6065 MY LEATHER CRAFTS You stole them. From: porch on 15th and Hilyard, July 3. More than 50 hours of work, mean a lot to me and the people they were presents for. Please return, no questions asked. ANTI-MAGNET ROB I saw you, oh wait ... no I didn’t. To rephrase, I saw you taking multiple days off of work, hav- ing fun in the sun while the rest of us waste away, sucking up the toxic radiation from our computers. I saw you Mr. Anti- establishment, now move that magnet or face the wrath of a Zapata!
