See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1-888-652-6385
v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. To respond to a Blind Box: Mail a letter to Eugene Weekly, 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. Attention the letter to the Blind Box name.
LIKES YOUNGER MEN
Attractive, tall, fit, independent
49 yo F looking for inspiration
in the form of a healthy, lean,
superfine guy who is honest,
funny and rebellious to share
really good times. You must be
single, clean and careful,
dependable. ☎ 6137
COUNTRY CHRISTIAN
Attractive Christian lady, 57,
would like to meet sincere
gentlemen for companionship
and possible marriage. Enjoys
the outdoors, country living,
and many other activities. ☎
6091
I DESIRE
A heartfelt connection to an
unabashed gentleman who is
as committed to emotional
presence as he is to fine-tun-
ing his sexual prowess. Likes:
organic food, Rumi, Theory of
Relativity, lavish displays of
affection and cows. ☎ 6088
SEEK CUDDLE COACH
Injured in marriage Olympics.
Need cuddle coach for rehab,
retraining in events: cuddling,
playing, mutual cheerleading,
endurance friendship, etc.
Patience required, common
interests a plus. ☎ 6083
“SUMMERTIME ...
PLEASE CALL LOVE
SOUL SUCKER?
LET’S PLAY
LN BARTENDER
BRIAN @ MC CHRIS
And the livin is easy ...” let’s
meet for fun, laughter and
enjoyment of arts, night stars,
fine wine. Me: 49, redheaded
spirit. You: 40-50s, ready for a
fine friendship. ☎ 6009
You’ve never been loved or
even care about. Not one kiss
in your life time. Your heart is
golden, but too scared to enjoy
life or love, that’s my life too ...
☎ 6086
SWM 50 year old doormat
seeking heartbreaking, soul
sucking, restraining ordering,
phone number changing STR.
Prefer SWF, 40s. Letters only.
No email. Photo and truth with
reply. Write Blind Box
“Doormat.” ✍
Needing voluptuous feminine
woman to fulfill lifelong fanta-
sy. You: voluptuous, feminine,
uninhibited, 40-55, clean, NS.
Me: feminine, pretty, 42 and
very naughty. ☎ 6079
Lucky Noodle boy with blue
eyes and cracked front tooth,
“it gives you character.”
Thanks for making my life
sweet and always know I hold
you in my heart. ☎ 6108
Bad penmanship thwarts
alumnus connection? Write
me: anna@justemail.net , OK?
OK!
LET’S ENJOY LIFE
YOUR EYES OF SMOKE
GLOBAL THINKER
TRUSTWORTHY
I am slim, 57 yo, 121 lbs, healthy,
altruistic, non smoker, moder-
ate drinker, world traveler,
hiker, art lover, serious,
involved, liberally political. Not
religious but respectful. Quiet
dinners and old movies. ☎
6082
ARE YOU OUT THERE
Looking for a real honest to
goodness relationship. Fun,
active, pretty, have good
morals. Friends first. ☎ 6073
EPICURIOUS?
Short cute sexy 49. Intelligent,
creative, playful, seeks similar
for LTR. Share cultural activi-
ties, coast, waterfalls, eating
out, movies. Prepare your
favorite meal for me; I’ll supply
the wine. NS, ND. ☎ 6068
MAKE MOM HAPPY
Make your mom happy, date a
nice attractive Christian
woman. SWF, mid 30s, seeks
SCM, 35-50 yo, well groomed,
confident, handsome, not out-
doorsy but fit, good sense of
humor. ☎ 6022
NOT SHALLOW
The days run like wild horses
over the hills. Babe with brains,
heart, soul. Independent, child-
less, left, kind, warm. ISO reli-
able, capable, high stamina
man of consciousness, an
equal for unity. ☎ 6017
FAT FREE?
I’m both and so much more,
mid-size 30 something seeking
30-40ish liberal, single, non
smoker interested in conversa-
tion, fun, and possible LTR.
More than just BBW admirer
wanted. ☎ 6013
TEACH ME?
Beautiful blonde snowboarder
seeks confident Latin surfer
for cross training fun. ☎ 6012 (
ISO TALL CHICANO
For loving friendship with
adventurous eccentric blonde.
Willing, uninhibited, intelligent,
sexy, caring, fun and well trav-
eled? Teach me spanish, let’s
surf and sail. Are you proud of
your profession and a ‘64
model? ☎ 6011
ROCK ON DUDE
Okay, here’s the deal. I’m a sin-
gle, trim, forty-something
cutie; blonde, shortish, ISO
suitable escort for Robert
Plant (Hult) and Stones
(Portland). I hold the tix, you
have references? ☎ 6010
38 JULY 21, 2005
RENAISSANCE MAN
In my prime, active, attractive,
bald, kilt-wearing 21 yo SWM
looking for a renaissance
woman 18-28. Hike, bike, festi-
vals, active, smart and social.
Companion, friend, lover, pos-
sible LTR. STD free, herb-
friendly. ☎ 6113
I SMELL ROMANCE!
Narcissistic sociopath, 25,
seeking exact replica of my
dead mother. Must love coun-
try music ... ha ha just kidding,
I hate country. Must be 21-28,
have several personalities to
choose from. ☎ 6106
SEEKING FRIEND
SWM 44, handsome, outgoing,
athletic, fun, steady job seeks
younger black female for LTR.
Athletic a plus, must like the
outdoors. In Corvallis or
Eugene area. ND, NS. ☎ 6101
REVOLUTIONARY
Tall unashamed muscle god-
dess needed now for: speak in
public, front the band, con-
front Judeo Christian morality,
free love, ballsy chick, defeat
the troops, overthrow, UFO ...
☎ 6100
SUMMER TIMES
SBM 5’9”, 210 lbs, 35 yo, looking
for sexy, SF for summer good
times. ☎ 6093
COMPANION
ISO companion: bright, curi-
ous, outdoorsy, literary and
ectomorphic. Seeker: WWM,
retired professional, secular,
left. Pursuits: hiking, dancing,
bicycling, theater, canoeing.
Write Blind Box: “Interlocutor.”
✍
ADVENTUROUS
SWM, 6’, NS seeking fun adven-
turous woman for dinner
dates, walks, bike rides, danc-
ing. Must be very affectionate,
good shape and like massages,
spoil me, I’ll spoil you! 40+. ☎
6090
DISCREET AFFAIR
Seeking a passionate mature
female, 40-60, interested in a
casual, brief, limited, romantic,
discrete, safe, sexual affair
with an intelligent, respectful,
trustworthy gentleman. ☎
6087
SWM,
42,
6’3”,
230,
black/brown eyes, clean cut,
NS, good shape, love kids,
intelligent, funny, dancer, trav-
eler; good sense of humor,
movies, quiet times at home,
old fashioned values; loving,
caring, affectionate, seeks SWF
30s-40s who’s intelligent,
attractive and active for
adventures and good times. No
games please. ☎ 6084
BBW WANTED
Self confidant, mature profes-
sional gentleman without bag-
gage seeks BBW 40-60 for
shared conversation, dining
and barbecues. Race unimpor-
tant. ☎ 6080
OPEN DOORS 4 U
SWM, 40s, active, kind, respect-
ful, peaceful, fun, trusted, hon-
est, treat you like a lady, roses.
Searching for petite, active,
SWF, 40-49, loves sunsets,
laughter, dating, movies, out-
doors, adventure, athletics. ☎
6078
MASTER FU
If you’re a real F that knows
where she’s at in life, mentally
contact me and let’s see what
we can uncover together.
Strong headed, fit, SM, late
twenties. ☎ 6077
SUGAR DADDY SEEKS
Sugar daddy seeks new sugar
baby, 18-30s, for dates, dinner,
travel etc. Possible shopping
or other. Let’s meet and see if
the chemistry is there. Include
a picture if possible. Write
Blind Box “Sugar Daddy.” ✍
TIME FOR ROMANCE
How about you and I get
together and celebrate life.
SWM 65, 6’1”, 195 seeks refined
lady, 60-85, for walks, dining
out or whatever. ☎ 6037
(09/19/02)
ORDER IN ...
5’8’’ 150 lb., fit, handsome,
equip. in all aspects seeks slim,
beautiful you for real fun +?
Smoke ok, dogs too. 30s, likes
guitar, inventive in positive art.
Be funny, cute, free! ☎ 6007
GIRLFRIEND, LTR?
SWM, active, trust, honest,
respectful, peaceful, kind,
communication, listening.
Hikes, bikes, walks, adventure,
dances, dating, dining, NS, ND,
fun, laughter. Seeks petite, ath-
letic, HWP, SWF, 40-49, sharing,
sunsets, beautiful days. ☎
6005
HOME IMPROVEMENT
Got Project? Let’s Link!
Celebrate accomplishments
later. SHM 5’10”, 185 lbs.
Technologist seeks humorous,
sensible, artistic woman 40-50
with time available for outings,
etc. Harmonic, balanced expe-
rience. Possible LTR. ☎ 6002
COMING TO EUGENE
Coming to Eugene soon. Tall,
muscular, gentle giant of
African descent. Hoping to
meet rubenesque SWF for seri-
ous relationship. ☎ 5994
KIND, HONEST MAN
Intelligent, attractive, sensual,
financially secure, lonely SWM,
5’8’’, 150 lbs seeks warmheart-
ed woman, 45-65, any ethnici-
ty. My interests include organ-
ic gardening, music, dancing,
reading, films, spirituality,
nature, community, simple liv-
ing, learning Spanish, Mexican
vacations, social change. ☎
5992
GENTLEMAN
I’m a SWM, 49, who is more
interested in who a woman is
on the inside rather than out-
side appearances. ☎ 5991
Waiting for my soul mate sure
is taking a long time. Wanna
mess around until she shows
up? Or are you her? Fun, sweet
40+ cutie looking for some
“diversion.” ☎ 6070
IT’S A GIRL FLING
32, WF, ISO cute and flirty
tomboy for summer lovin. No
LTR, just a torrid affair that
burns out by September. Do
you like to dance? ☎ 6035
CHICKAS!
You: Bi female 18 to 26, not
over 200 pounds. Me: Bi female
in current heterosexual rela-
tionship looking for a friend
and playmate. Partner will not
be involved in any way, just for
me. ☎ 6029
ORIGINAL
Looking for an intellectual
artist who can be punkish too.
Mod friendly? Looking for
friends and partners. You: 19-
24, STD free? I love philosophi-
cal discussions. Newbie bi. ☎
6026
DANCING FLAME
Vibrant, active, alternative
dyke, femme to androgynous,
seeks butch; genderqueer
companion for life’s adven-
tures. You are 29-45, open
minded, intelligent and com-
fortable with self, solitude and
soulful intimacy. ☎ 6016
BI WOMENS GROUP
For women of all backgrounds,
21 and over. meeting on the
third Friday of every month.
Ongoing for over 15 years. No
men, gays or TG, TS. ☎ 6003
OUTDOOR LOVER
FANTASY FRIENDSHIP
Granola girl seeks first time bi-
curious lover for biking, exper-
imentation, week night fun and
friendship. You: 21-29, STD free,
single. No strings, herb friend-
ly, love hippies. ☎ 5984
RUNNERS R FUN LOVE
LOVING LIFE WITH U
Living, loving, laughing and
learning. Coastal swimmer
seeks fellow adventurer for
frolicking and fun. I am 46, fit,
attractive and unattached. You
too? 49-58, good age for us. ☎
6104
SWEET LOVING
35 yo cute, fat, tall, nordic
green eyed, blonde boy.
Hilarious, versatile, butch,
loyal, musician ISO friends;
with benefits? Artistic collabo-
rations, and/or a sweet loving
man to share my life with. ☎
6103
MASCULINE
and large, lean and sexy mid-
dle age man. 5’10”, 135 lbs,
from southern Oregon. I am
level headed, very healthy and
herb friendly. Looking for
healthy, slim friend. I can trav-
el. ☎ 6021
JUST 4 FUN
OK guys I know you are in the
mood for some fun. It does not
matter if you are bi, gay,
straight and married. Please
be STD free, of all kinds. Age
18-40. ☎ 6000
NOT A GIRL
But I can pretend for you. 76 yo
WWM, available for tea parties,
pillow fights, sleep overs, gos-
sip sessions and other girlish
delights. I∂m also a great Truth
or Dare player. Truth: I∂m a
dirty, old pervert. Dare: Help
me relive the teenage girlhood
I never had. Write Blind Box:
"Pretty in Pink."
When you jumped through the
space between universes, I dis-
integrated. All that’s left of me
now is burnt sugar and
cayenne pepper. I will await
you at the time’s end. ☎ 6107
PLEASE SPANK!
Naughty 19 yo SWM needs to be
given bare over the knee
spanking by mother figure. Not
spanked before, but dying for
your hand on his bottom! ☎
6105
AT THE BIER STEIN
You: male, drinking Pale Ale.
Me: female beer geek, drinking
Belgium Kriek. Meet me again,
for a brew. If you’re lucky we’ll
go home and ... Friday. ☎ 6102
... IN MY HEART
Long before I shouted from the
highest mountaintop to let the
world know “I love you!” Come
with me as friends, compan-
ions, confidantes and lovers. A
new and exciting life awaits us!
LOTUS
Your pink hair caught my eye
at OCF. Your smile caught my
heart. Your eyes caught my
soul. I’d love to get to know
you. Email me. ☎ 6099
7/3 EUG TO SLC
You slept on my shoulder as
we talked. Lost you in SLC air-
port as I left to do something.
Want to spend more time with
you. ☎ 6098
QUEER CHICKS?
20 SWF seeks same-ish for fun
at concerts, home. LTR? If
you’re the right one. Must be
STD, etc clean, mod friendly.
Call first, fun later. ☎ 6006
SWM 45, 5’6”, blonde, blue
eyes, seeks outdoor buddy, to
hike, fly fish, camp, backpack,
kite, buggy, watch movies and
cook a nice meal for. ☎ 6033
SWM runner, athletic, respect-
ful, kind, peaceful, trust, hon-
esty, communication, roman-
tic. Searching for petite, SWF,
runner, athlete, companion,
friend, best friend, LTR, loves
Coast, massage, fun, laughter,
outdoors, hiking adventure. ☎
6025 (09/19/02)
HI GUYS
Hi BiWM ISO 40+ G/BiWM for
weekend fun and summer
romance. I’m 5’6, 155, green
eyes, smooth shaven, 30 yo.
You: HWP and willing to explore
for fun, friendship, relation-
ship. ☎ 6109
BANDANA MAN
Mt. Pisgah Sunday a.m. 7/17.
Bandana man with dazzling
eyes and happy yellow dog.
Nice vibes ... ☎ 6138
UNO
UNO you hide in shadow play
here. Think fast my love. Find
“Mercy Street.” As winds of
change have found me. And all
that will be left is sorrow.
SUGAR-BOY
You and your lightning speed
metabolism are always
spreading boxes of sugar coat-
ed goodies all over the office ...
that must have something to
do with the interesting combi-
nation of chocolate and a X-
Box and the incident in the
baby blue Speedos! -D to the Z.
BOHEM. MINING DAYS
Sat 9am-4pm. You were help-
ing at a woodworking booth.
We had eye contact across the
way until that skank came
along and ruined my fun. What
a sweet smile. ☎ 6111
FIREDANCER JODY
From Marcola. Met you at
Sunday night OCF fire show.
What happened to Mainstage
at 12? Still wanna spin? ☎ 6097
DEER IN YOUR CAR
I rode the Country Fair bus you
were on. You: telling the story
of hitting the deer. Me: listen-
ing to you and watching your
babybrowns. More stories?
Let’s meet. ☎ 6096
GEODUCK T-SHIRT
U of O Bookstore 7/12. Me:
blonde in lavender blouse. You:
blonde with nice smile. I mus-
tered up the nerve to ask you
about your t-shirt. Any inter-
est? ☎ 6095
MISTER W.
Want to hook up again? I miss
the way you feel. – Miss L. ☎
6094
AT BRAIL’S
Cooking my bacon. You’re the
veggie in the hot tub, the Irish
in the porn shop, the spatula
of wooden hearts. I can’t get
enough of you ... I am insa-
tiable.
CODY FROM DAVIS CA
I met you at OCF at Energy
Park. You were hanging out
with your sister. I want to stroll
in the High Sierras with you. ☎
6092
OUT OF LINE
Beki, this crush I have on you is
getting way too out of line. Will
you straighten me up? ☎ 6085
BRAIDED BARISTA
Braided barista, how lovely
your voice and mind, you are
pure awesome. ☎ 6081
REGISTERED VOTER
After I registered to vote I
came back to invite you to an
art exhibit, but you had to
work. I would like to see you
again. ☎ 6076
PURSE THIEF
At library. Please return my car
keys to the library, keep the
$$$. Stranded in Eugene. ☎
6075
PANAMA?!
What
twisted,
ho-bag,
tweaked-out freak would
impersonate me in the
Weekly? ☎ 6074
TALL BLONDE IN A
Red skirt drinking with all your
friends at Lilith’s Lair 7/5. Feel
like kicking my butt in a game
of pool? ☎ 6071
CORVALLIS SAFEWAY
Corvallis Safeway 7/5/05. You:
raven-haired beauty with
orange shirt and black pants
buying a watermelon. Me:
dreaming about you while in
line. We made brief eye con-
tact. Your beautiful. Call me. ☎
6066
SPENCERS BUTTE
A boy, Trevor, a girl and you
were hiking June 4th when our
paths crossed. You: offered
me water. Me: fellow in blue.
How about we all go for a hike?
☎ 6065
MY LEATHER CRAFTS
You stole them. From: porch on
15th and Hilyard, July 3. More
than 50 hours of work, mean a
lot to me and the people they
were presents for. Please
return, no questions asked.
ANTI-MAGNET ROB
I saw you, oh wait ... no I didn’t.
To rephrase, I saw you taking
multiple days off of work, hav-
ing fun in the sun while the
rest of us waste away, sucking
up the toxic radiation from our
computers. I saw you Mr. Anti-
establishment, now move that
magnet or face the wrath of a
Zapata!