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MASCULINE GAY Male, looking for gay or bi friends in Creswell. Be in shape and mas- culine, 20-40 only. ☎ 4472 DISCREET WM, 24 yo, 6’, 160 lbs, slender, muscular build. ISO 30-40 yo attractive straight acting male. Must be STD free and have place for very discreet first time late night encounter. ☎ 4413 BI NOVICE SEEKS Seeking older man, any size, will- ing to show this submissive 44 yo the man to man side of life. Will meet with all that reply. Please have place. ☎ 4407 GET UP IN MY STUFF Nice looking SWM, 45, looking for men interested in good time, warmth, relief. Be attractive, fit, healthy, discreet. ☎ 4405 FRIENDS FIRST GBM seeks good company. Me, 27, slim, nice, and HIV+. Likes to have a nice date on the town! You, 20-30, a good person, under- standing, and like to give a chance. ☎ 4353 GAY SEX Looking for HOT safe SEX? All gay, bisexual, transgender and queer men get FREE condoms and lube at HIV Alliance. Slip on over and get some. EBONY AND IVORY SWM seeks black male for dis- creet pleasure. ☎ 4349 GUITAR CASANOVA You: Talented and mysterious electric player in the front row sporting eyebrow bling. I keep seeing you everywhere and I’m intrigued. Coffee? Private les- sons? Adventure. ☎ 4475 HEY COLLEGIANS! Come in to the Eugene Weekly office at 1251 Lincoln St. to get free voicemail calling minutes when you place an EW Personals ad. It’s fun, it’s free, and it just might be what you need. LEARNING PARTNER Playful teacher seeking partner in learning intimacy and Tantra. Life is short but exciting. SWPM ISO colorful, fit, attractive, playful partner in creating connection, honesty and intimacy. ☎ 4360 HOLLY, SAN JUANS We met on the ferry from Lope Island to San Juan Island. I’d love to talk more. Jay, the bike guy. ☎ 4471 HEY DMT1104 Were my eyes deceiving me or are you back in town? No replies to my e-mails. I’ve missed you! Call me! Birthday soon. Let me make it special! JBB. FOOTBALL FAN? Looking for friendship 40+ to share sports, music, political interests. Kerry supporter a must. Would love to meet for coffee or drink and engage in intellectual banter. ☎ 4292 VOODOO LADY Hey pretty girl who bummed a cig and did the hands on knees switcheroo trick. Could you teach me that? I’m pretty good at the whistling through cupped hands trick. ☎ 4470 SIN PARTY 10/30 To the beautiful girl with the black fuzzy wings. We talked, but not enough, and then you were gone. Would love to meet you again with a clearer head. ☎ 4469 PIERCED GUY, IHOP Around a month ago, IHOP. You with black plug earrings. Multiple piercings. Wearing a cap. Sitting with 5 people. We exchanged glaces. You pierced my heart. Can we talk? Libby. ☎ 4466 BUS 40 MONDAY You, attractive black guy. Me, white girl with headphones. You got on, I was getting off. We did- n’t have time to talk, maybe we can meet again same place same time? ☎ 4461 WHEELCHAIR CAMPING I work at McKenzie Outfitters, you came in looking for wheelchair accessible tents. Check out: www.blueskydesigns.us/free- domtent.htm for the new Freedom tent. JO FED’S 10/27 You: Drummer, long hair. Me: Tall, thin, well endowed blonde. Couldn’t keep eyes off you. Feel the beat of my heart, come to mama, little drummer boy. I like it hot, loud, and funky. ☎ 4428 CAT AT J. HENRY’S 10/30. I got you a PBR, we dis- cussed your creation. WOW. I was hoping we could dance... take a break from crime fighting and join me for a coffee or hike? ☎ 4424 WHERE ARE YOU? I’m a bisexual male looking to meet a couple. Like hot springs, nude beaches. I’m single, 42, blond hair, blue eyes. ☎ 4478 ISO SHEMALE 31 yo SWM 5’7” 155 lbs, looking for a passable shemale for dating and possibly more. Enjoy reading, staying fit, learning, dancing, going out and the outdoors. No hard drugs. ☎ 4307 SICK ASSHOLE To the sick SOB in the Michael mask at 13th and Jefferson on Halloween: It is never OK to fol- low a woman from her car to her house. It is never OK to say repeatedly that you are “going to get” her. It is never OK to walk up to her window, stare inside, and yell that same phrase. What you did is harassment, Halloween or not. You are sick and I hope the next woman you did this to had more balls than I did and cut yours off. SPENCER BUTTE On the track. You: with your infec- tious laugh watching your dog chase birds. Me: tripping over myself, taking in your Eternal Sunshine. You lit up the field and took my breath away. ☎ 4420 WOOF! We arrived at the courts a moment too late. You girls wanted to play with the dog instead. To that we say woof! Doubles some- time? ☎ 4490 MARKET OF CHOICE Monday, November 8th, 2:45 pm. You: gorgeous redhead in white blouse, purple skirt, sexy boots purchasing pie. Me: guy in black cap. Were your eyes light blue or was I mistaken? ☎ 4487 BURNING MAN Thank you for the windshield gift on Willamette last week. Makes me smile every time I think about it. Will attach after the damage from being rear ended is fixed. You’ll surely vault to heaven! DPW. MCDONALD, 11/7 I met you at the George Clinton show. We talked briefly. You spoke of your 4-year-old daughter. I want to know you. The guy in the hat. ☎ 4486 WATER SIGNS? You Libra, me Scorpio, met at Halloween party. I’d like to know more about you and myself. Interested? ☎ 4479 CHRISSY B., 23: Call 1-503-521-0715 after 10 pm, before 9 am. PRETTY GIRL I saw you at the door. I wanted to let you in but got distracted. I lost the cigarettes in the park. It was dark. Sorry I was mean to you. ☎ 4312 MADAM X & MADAM P Beware that you were overheard. You’re scheming, vindictive actions only goes to show that neither of you could land him. It’s time to find a man out there as “Bushy” as you both seem to be. MMMM WATER Saw you at Neighbor’s on the dance floor. Sexy drag king pullin’ on my heart strings. When will I see you again, never enough. Drink me up. ☎ 4415 GODDESS BLESS YOU Thank you, thank you, thank you! To whomever turned in my water- color supplies in the black can- vass briefcase. May you be richly blessed. Peace, thankful LCC stu- dent. ☎ 4412 ECLIPSE, SKINNER’S You had cool sneakers and a pon- cho, beautiful eyes. I had a black and red vest and a son who want- ed to go home, I didn’t. Talk some more? ☎ 4409 TRISHA County elections office, Thursday, October 21. You gave me change for the parking meter. I enjoyed talking with you. I’d like to contin- ue the dialogue. ☎ 4408 STONE FOX I watched you on stage before we danced at 80s Night. You: black jeans, Bowie T-shirt. Me: studded collar, bad intentions. Maybe you’re just looking for someone to dance with. ☎ 4406 FACE TO FACE Seven years waiting for an honest conversation. We were BOTH THERE when we stopped time and each moment afterwards. Show some courage and respect. Act with emotional and spiritual integrity. Forgiveness heals both. TOMORROW I understand now is not the right time, so I shall wait patiently, till our next life if necessary. If you still want me, I’ll joyfully come into your arms. TODAY No goodbyes are necessary between friends. Though we may be apart our hearts may join together whenever we wish in a loving dialogue. Precious friend, I am wholly and completely yours. MY “RULES”? Dear one, if I were the domineer- ing type, I wouldn’t become a speechless dweeb whenever you came within six feet of me. I’m shyer than I seem. Can we talk? This is getting expensive. ☎ 4351 TODAY My heart, my soul and my spirit ache to say goodbye to you at this time and in this place, kitten. Tomorrow I’ll come for you, my soulmate, with gentle arms out- stretched to hold you safe and protect you from harm. If you should decide the time and place are right, I promise you this, my beautiful green-eyed schizo- phrenic: you will never again have to wonder if or how deeply you are loved. No one will ever hurt you again and I’ll remain your friend, your companion, your lover, constantly by your side for the remainder of this life and throughout all that follow. I don’t want to grow old without you. I’M INNOCENT MERCY You ruthlessly judge me based on misconceptions arising from incomparable, unspeakable love. Crazy fear of your beauty and fierceness. I never betrayed you, just obeyed your rules, forgive me. G-LICIOUS Thank you for rockin’ my world, day and night. I loves me some linguica. Rockstar G. MCDONALD THEATRE Thank you for waking this sleepy city. My dancin’ shoes are out; keep bringin’ it on! Bare Necessities (24/7) Escorts Misty 541-981-1745 Professional & Discreet S E L E C T I V E LY H I R I N G Male & Female Entertainers Available Booking Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties NOW! 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Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. NOVEMBER 11, 2004 39
