MASCULINE GAY
Male, looking for gay or bi friends
in Creswell. Be in shape and mas-
culine, 20-40 only. ☎ 4472
DISCREET
WM, 24 yo, 6’, 160 lbs, slender,
muscular build. ISO 30-40 yo
attractive straight acting male.
Must be STD free and have place
for very discreet first time late
night encounter. ☎ 4413
BI NOVICE SEEKS
Seeking older man, any size, will-
ing to show this submissive 44 yo
the man to man side of life. Will
meet with all that reply. Please
have place. ☎ 4407
GET UP IN MY STUFF
Nice looking SWM, 45, looking for
men interested in good time,
warmth, relief. Be attractive, fit,
healthy, discreet. ☎ 4405
FRIENDS FIRST
GBM seeks good company. Me,
27, slim, nice, and HIV+. Likes to
have a nice date on the town! You,
20-30, a good person, under-
standing, and like to give a
chance. ☎ 4353
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SWM seeks black male for dis-
creet pleasure. ☎ 4349
GUITAR CASANOVA
You: Talented and mysterious
electric player in the front row
sporting eyebrow bling. I keep
seeing you everywhere and I’m
intrigued. Coffee? Private les-
sons? Adventure. ☎ 4475
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LEARNING PARTNER
Playful teacher seeking partner in
learning intimacy and Tantra. Life
is short but exciting. SWPM ISO
colorful, fit, attractive, playful
partner in creating connection,
honesty and intimacy. ☎ 4360
HOLLY, SAN JUANS
We met on the ferry from Lope
Island to San Juan Island. I’d love
to talk more. Jay, the bike guy. ☎
4471
HEY DMT1104
Were my eyes deceiving me or
are you back in town? No replies
to my e-mails. I’ve missed you!
Call me! Birthday soon. Let me
make it special! JBB.
FOOTBALL FAN?
Looking for friendship 40+ to
share sports, music, political
interests. Kerry supporter a must.
Would love to meet for coffee or
drink and engage in intellectual
banter. ☎ 4292
VOODOO LADY
Hey pretty girl who bummed a cig
and did the hands on knees
switcheroo trick. Could you teach
me that? I’m pretty good at the
whistling through cupped hands
trick. ☎ 4470
SIN PARTY 10/30
To the beautiful girl with the black
fuzzy wings. We talked, but not
enough, and then you were gone.
Would love to meet you again with
a clearer head. ☎ 4469
PIERCED GUY, IHOP
Around a month ago, IHOP. You
with black plug earrings. Multiple
piercings. Wearing a cap. Sitting
with 5 people. We exchanged
glaces. You pierced my heart. Can
we talk? Libby. ☎ 4466
BUS 40 MONDAY
You, attractive black guy. Me,
white girl with headphones. You
got on, I was getting off. We did-
n’t have time to talk, maybe we
can meet again same place same
time? ☎ 4461
WHEELCHAIR CAMPING
I work at McKenzie Outfitters, you
came in looking for wheelchair
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JO FED’S 10/27
You: Drummer, long hair. Me: Tall,
thin, well endowed blonde.
Couldn’t keep eyes off you. Feel
the beat of my heart, come to
mama, little drummer boy. I like it
hot, loud, and funky. ☎ 4428
CAT AT J. HENRY’S
10/30. I got you a PBR, we dis-
cussed your creation. WOW. I was
hoping we could dance... take a
break from crime fighting and join
me for a coffee or hike? ☎ 4424
WHERE ARE YOU?
I’m a bisexual male looking to
meet a couple. Like hot springs,
nude beaches. I’m single, 42,
blond hair, blue eyes. ☎ 4478
ISO SHEMALE
31 yo SWM 5’7” 155 lbs, looking
for a passable shemale for dating
and possibly more. Enjoy reading,
staying fit, learning, dancing,
going out and the outdoors. No
hard drugs. ☎ 4307
SICK ASSHOLE
To the sick SOB in the Michael
mask at 13th and Jefferson on
Halloween: It is never OK to fol-
low a woman from her car to her
house. It is never OK to say
repeatedly that you are “going to
get” her. It is never OK to walk up
to her window, stare inside, and
yell that same phrase. What you
did is harassment, Halloween or
not. You are sick and I hope the
next woman you did this to had
more balls than I did and cut
yours off.
SPENCER BUTTE
On the track. You: with your infec-
tious laugh watching your dog
chase birds. Me: tripping over
myself, taking in your Eternal
Sunshine. You lit up the field and
took my breath away. ☎ 4420
WOOF!
We arrived at the courts a
moment too late. You girls wanted
to play with the dog instead. To
that we say woof! Doubles some-
time? ☎ 4490
MARKET OF CHOICE
Monday, November 8th, 2:45 pm.
You: gorgeous redhead in white
blouse, purple skirt, sexy boots
purchasing pie. Me: guy in black
cap. Were your eyes light blue or
was I mistaken? ☎ 4487
BURNING MAN
Thank you for the windshield gift
on Willamette last week. Makes
me smile every time I think about
it. Will attach after the damage
from being rear ended is fixed.
You’ll surely vault to heaven!
DPW.
MCDONALD, 11/7
I met you at the George Clinton
show. We talked briefly. You spoke
of your 4-year-old daughter. I
want to know you. The guy in the
hat. ☎ 4486
WATER SIGNS?
You Libra, me Scorpio, met at
Halloween party. I’d like to know
more about you and myself.
Interested? ☎ 4479
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PRETTY GIRL
I saw you at the door. I wanted to
let you in but got distracted. I lost
the cigarettes in the park. It was
dark. Sorry I was mean to you. ☎
4312
MADAM X & MADAM P
Beware that you were overheard.
You’re scheming, vindictive
actions only goes to show that
neither of you could land him. It’s
time to find a man out there as
“Bushy” as you both seem to be.
MMMM WATER
Saw you at Neighbor’s on the
dance floor. Sexy drag king pullin’
on my heart strings. When will I
see you again, never enough.
Drink me up. ☎ 4415
GODDESS BLESS YOU
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
To whomever turned in my water-
color supplies in the black can-
vass briefcase. May you be richly
blessed. Peace, thankful LCC stu-
dent. ☎ 4412
ECLIPSE, SKINNER’S
You had cool sneakers and a pon-
cho, beautiful eyes. I had a black
and red vest and a son who want-
ed to go home, I didn’t. Talk some
more? ☎ 4409
TRISHA
County elections office, Thursday,
October 21. You gave me change
for the parking meter. I enjoyed
talking with you. I’d like to contin-
ue the dialogue. ☎ 4408
STONE FOX
I watched you on stage before we
danced at 80s Night. You: black
jeans, Bowie T-shirt. Me: studded
collar, bad intentions. Maybe
you’re just looking for someone to
dance with. ☎ 4406
FACE TO FACE
Seven years waiting for an honest
conversation. We were BOTH
THERE when we stopped time and
each moment afterwards. Show
some courage and respect. Act
with emotional and spiritual
integrity. Forgiveness heals both.
TOMORROW
I understand now is not the right
time, so I shall wait patiently, till
our next life if necessary. If you
still want me, I’ll joyfully come
into your arms.
TODAY
No goodbyes are necessary
between friends. Though we may
be apart our hearts may join
together whenever we wish in a
loving dialogue. Precious friend, I
am wholly and completely yours.
MY “RULES”?
Dear one, if I were the domineer-
ing type, I wouldn’t become a
speechless dweeb whenever you
came within six feet of me. I’m
shyer than I seem. Can we talk?
This is getting expensive. ☎ 4351
TODAY
My heart, my soul and my spirit
ache to say goodbye to you at this
time and in this place, kitten.
Tomorrow I’ll come for you, my
soulmate, with gentle arms out-
stretched to hold you safe and
protect you from harm. If you
should decide the time and place
are right, I promise you this, my
beautiful green-eyed schizo-
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to wonder if or how deeply you
are loved. No one will ever hurt
you again and I’ll remain your
friend, your companion, your
lover, constantly by your side for
the remainder of this life and
throughout all that follow. I don’t
want to grow old without you.
I’M INNOCENT MERCY
You ruthlessly judge me based on
misconceptions arising from
incomparable, unspeakable love.
Crazy fear of your beauty and
fierceness. I never betrayed you,
just obeyed your rules, forgive
me.
G-LICIOUS
Thank you for rockin’ my world,
day and night. I loves me some
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