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To Place A Classified: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. Page 32 Announcements MODELS, M/F couple, slender, fit. We are available for art, photo, film, sculpture. Singly or sensual- ly. 345-8216 bukugarden@earth- link.net NO CHAMPION, NO PRIZE. Every week our skilled scion of scintillating trivia fishes the best, but least useful knowledge from your flodded minds. But alas, you, the public, have failed in your charge. No victor has yet emerged with an unsoiled reputation. Might it be that with the students gone, book smarts have fallen to the wayside? Are the commoners of the Willamette Valley simple drones in the summer? The great minds that create the cranial conundrums cannot come to con- sensus. So, until we decide whether to make the questions more accessible to the less brainy or less accessible to the most triv- ial minded among you, we take a break. Send your comments and quips to jeffrey@eugeneweekly.com Page 35 NEED REGIONAL or national recruitment exposure? Hiring now for summer help? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers just like this one and reach up to 17 million young, active, educated readers! Go to www.aancan.com or contact this newspaper for more info. (AAN CAN) WILLAMETTE WRITERS brings 40 agents, editors, film producers to Portland, Oregon August 6-8, Workshops, panels, consultations with agents, edi- tors, producers, comic book pub- lishers. There is a student dis- count rate, and full attendance at the conference is worth two col- lege credits. Information, 503- 452-1592, www.willamettewrit- ers.com, wilwrite@willamet- tewriters.com Classes PLANTS OF power, 7/15, 6-8:30 pm. Seaweed field trip, 7/29, 6- 8:30 pm and 7/31 all day. 344- 7534 or givingtree@earthlink.net Free FREE KITTENS. Five black and gray tabbies, approx. 10 weeks old. 767-0991. Page 36 Page 36 Legal Notices Wanted NOTICE OF Public Auction. Pursuant to ORS Chapter 87, Four Corners Self Storage will hold a silent auction July 25, 2004 by the unit, sealed bids, from 12 pm to 2 pm, for units B08 Jerry Gordon and B39 Kristina Esperanza at 4 Corners Self Storage, 599 Hwy 99, N Eugene, OR. Contact Manager at 689-5115. PEOPLE INTERESTED in learning about essential oils. If interested call 1-866-235-6048 or E-mail here4u2468@Yahoo.com Lost & Found FOUND A CD book on the #24 bus, meant to turn it in but forgot. Email me to identify and the CDs shall be yours again. Tydye@kandieland.com Meetings FOR AGREEMENTS study group. Call Sonny. 726-9157. Opportunities INTERESTED IN Political Careers? Learn from profession- als. Gain organizing experience on high profile campaigns to beat Bush through the Democratic Campaign Management Program. www.campaignschool.org. 888- 922-1008. (AAN CAN) RESEARCH STUDY seeking per- sons with androgen insensitivity syn- drome or similar condition to partici- pate in survey about use of health services. Visit aissurvey.nhgri.nih.gov for information. (AAN CAN) Business For Sale SPECIALIZED CLEANING business for sale. See www.clean- biz4sale.com PREGNANT? CONSIDERING adoption? We can help! We spe- cialize in matching families with birthmothers nationwide. Toll free 24 hours a day 866-921-0565. One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN CAN) PREGNANT? NOT READY to be a mom? Free adoption info. Select and meet adoptive parents. Expenses covered, as legal. Adoption Law Offices, Diane Michelsen. 1-800-877-1880. Adoption/Family Services CONSIDERING ADOPTION? You have rights and you have choices. For free adoptions coun- seling or help planning an adop- tion, call Open Adoption and Family Services at 1-800-772- 1115. www.openadopt.com LOVING, ATHLETIC, musical couple yearning for a precious newborn. All expenses paid. Please call Frida and Michael, toll free 866-207-2140, PIN#2919. PREGNANT AND alone? We can help! We provide solutions, not judgment. Free confidential consul- tation. Relocation and financial assistance available. Adoption insight. 1-800-361-9333. (AAN CAN) PSST... OVER HERE! Young loving couple would love to adopt newborn. Lots of love, security. Expenses paid. Easy going. Lori or John, toll free 1-866-212-9563. Help Wanted OFFICE ASSISTANT. Permanent part-time, 9 hrs/wk, $8/hr. Work with the public, light phones, computer literacy a must. Resume and references to PO Box 1451, Eugene, OR 97440. INC. 500 rated company is expanding to the area and looking for Marketing reps, full commis- sion. 888-846-9451 WANTED: CARPENTER’S helper, apprentice. 935-9671. Page 37 LABORER, MANAGER for his- toric Coyote Creek restoration project. 15-24 hours weekly start- ing immediately. Submit applica- tion, resume to: Restoration, 975 Oak St., Suite 1050, Eugene 97401. HELP WANTED. Sales repre- sentative. 55 year old family owned company. Established cus- tomers. Unlimited growth poten- tial. sales@gordonbernard.com SASS MAKES a difference and so can you! Sexual Assault Support Services needs support- ive volunteers for drop-in crisis center. Training provided. Starts July 20. Call 484-9791 x302 for info. ART, CRAFT INSTRUCTORS. The EMU Craft Center is accepting applications, proposals to teach classes, workshops in a variety of visual arts media. Experience teaching adults is helpful. For information and applications pro- cedures, please call: 346-4361. DANCERS WANTED. 18 and over. Eugene’s newest, cleanest and hottest dance club, Legends. Audition at club Monday to Saturday, 44 E 7th, 4pm to close. HELP TAKE back America. mobi- lize minority voters in battle- ground states. Gain grassroots experience. Training from top Democratic professionals. Call 1- 888-922-1008, www.campaign- school.org (AAN CAN) Page 38 SUMMER FUN! Bored? Casual job for girls and guys, 18 and up. Work hard, play hard attitude! Meet new faces and see new places. Contact Leigh Ann at 800- 655-2505. (AAN CAN) WORK WITH street kids in Brazil. Six months travel and work program. Start July. Program fee applies. Call 413-441-5126. i n f o @ i i c d - v o l u n t e e r. o r g www.iicd-volunteer.org SHEET METAL INSTALLER Equal Employment Opportunity applications for apprentice Sheet Metal Installer positions are being distributed by the Area III Sheet Metal Apprenticeship Committee. This opening is for Lane County and Douglas County with applications being distribute ed from July 6, 2004 through July 23, 2004. To Apply: Mail a written request for an application packet to: Committee Administrator, 864 Nantucket Ave., Eugene, OR 97404. State in your request that ou want the Sheet Metal applica- tion. When returning the applica- tion, supply a copy of a transcript, diploma, or GED certificate docu- menting graduation from high school, and a transcript docu- menting completion of one year of beginning Algebra with a “C” or better. All returned applications must be postmarked no later than July 30, 2004. Page 38 OFFICE ASSISTANT, PT, for Acupuncturist. Must have interest in natural health care, bookkeep- ing experience, PC and Mac skills. Resume to 1245 Charnelton #3, Eugene, 97401. No phone calls please. START NOW Summer work Available. Excellent starting pay No exper. req. We train FLEXIBLE SCHEDULES All ages 18+. Conditions apply Perfect for students INTERVIEWING NOW Call 541-393-7002 summerworknow.com SUMMER JOBS FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. Stop mercury pollution Protect human health And get out the youth vote. Join the nation’s largest Grassroots Public Interest organ- ization. $3,000-$5,000 per sum- mer. 18+, Career opportunities and benefits. Call Wendy, 686-2771. NOW HIRING: companies des- perately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. Info. 1-985-646-1700 Dept. OR-1072. DANCERS WANTED. Earn top dollar at one of Lane County’s Premier Clubs. Call 988-1612. FARM FRESH ORGANIC EGGS & PRODUCE CHECK OUT OUR CSA AT: www.goodfoodeasy.com 895-2137 $1.00 off haircuts & 15% off products 2526 Willamette St. • Eugene 541-683-1405 M O N D AY - F R I D AY • 9 : 0 0 A M - 3 : 0 0 P M RETIRED CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANER By Matt Jones 46 ___4 (common guitar chord) 48 Bunnymen man 49 Hot tub-entering sounds 32 Maiden named 52 Pulled into first 34 Nether regions 36 His son flew too close to the 54 Knock-knock joke basis sun 56 Not what an impatient strip- per's boss should say? 40 Not how a stripper should say "No problem!" in a business 63 "Would ___ to you?" meeting? 64 Not "unter" 43 Stand-up's shot 65 Prefix for vegetarian 44 Gives off 66 Gollum's "preciousssss" 45 Peter Buck's band 67 Slip of paper? 68 Ready to strangle someone 69 Lumberjack's tools 70 Lip 71 Alpine region of Austria “Prepare for Takeoff” – career no-no’s for strippers. Across 1 Sunken apostrophe, so to speak 6 Name on the sitar 10 Barbasol competitor 14 Coleridge's drug of choice 15 5-5, say 16 Regretful sort 17 ___ hand 32 JULY 8, 2004 18 "Jurassic Park" actress 19 Modular furniture brand 20 Unnecessary business advice for a stripper? 23 Trippy stuff 24 That's a moray? 25 Meet the bet 26 "___ Love Her" 29 Bob's late "The Price Is Right" announcer 28 "Starship Troopers" actor Casper Van ___ 30 His throne was Hlidskjalf 31 Blind situations 33 Holmesian exclamation 35 100% 37 Pantyhose shade 38 Acid related to gout 39 Meyers brother on "SNL" 41 Cranky toddler's cool-off periods 42 British mil. medal 47 Rubdown location 49 Groundbreaking 1988 anime film 50 DNA shape 51 Paris flower 53 Letter that can't form words? 55 Like catacombs, usually Down 57 Identifies positively 1 Like some shoulders or showers 58 Weightlifter's units 2 Letters below a 0 59 Pluses 3 Avoided object in a PC "Sweeper" 60 "The Lion King" bad guy game 61 Physicist Hahn 4 Election season pol, often 62 Caroler's tune 5 Stockpile 6 Decorate freshly ©2004 Jonesin' Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) 7 State with confirmation For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226- 8 Ogden Nash's forte 2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655- 9 Flirtation device 6548. Reference puzzle #0158. 10 Monty Python member Idle ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK 11 They're raised in a fight 12 Honkers 13 Remove 21 March of Dimes establisher 22 Word either meaning "adhere" or "split" 26 1996 Olympics honoree 27 New, to Nero One Room & Hallway: $35 Additional Rooms: $20 New Carpet Installation & Repair STEAM OR DRYCLEANING HOUSECLEANING & CONSTRUCTION CLEAN-UP: $12-15/HR. I CAN HAUL AWAY ANY MESS! FREE ESTIMATES! 606-6173
