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Wanted
NOTICE OF Public Auction.
Pursuant to ORS Chapter 87, Four
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unit, sealed bids, from 12 pm to 2
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LABORER, MANAGER for his-
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visual arts media. Experience
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DANCERS WANTED. 18 and
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SHEET METAL INSTALLER
Equal Employment Opportunity
applications for apprentice Sheet
Metal Installer positions are
being distributed by the Area III
Sheet Metal Apprenticeship
Committee. This opening is for
Lane County and Douglas County
with applications being distribute
ed from July 6, 2004 through July
23, 2004. To Apply: Mail a written
request for an application packet
to: Committee Administrator, 864
Nantucket Ave., Eugene, OR
97404. State in your request that
ou want the Sheet Metal applica-
tion. When returning the applica-
tion, supply a copy of a transcript,
diploma, or GED certificate docu-
menting graduation from high
school, and a transcript docu-
menting completion of one year of
beginning Algebra with a “C” or
better. All returned applications
must be postmarked no later than
July 30, 2004.
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OFFICE ASSISTANT, PT, for
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48 Bunnymen man
49 Hot tub-entering sounds
32 Maiden named
52 Pulled into first
34 Nether regions
36 His son flew too close to the 54 Knock-knock joke basis
sun
56 Not what an impatient strip-
per's boss should say?
40 Not how a stripper should say
"No problem!" in a business
63 "Would ___ to you?"
meeting?
64 Not "unter"
43 Stand-up's shot
65 Prefix for vegetarian
44 Gives off
66 Gollum's "preciousssss"
45 Peter Buck's band
67 Slip of paper?
68 Ready to strangle someone
69 Lumberjack's tools
70 Lip
71 Alpine region of Austria
“Prepare for Takeoff” – career no-no’s for strippers.
Across
1 Sunken apostrophe, so to
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6 Name on the sitar
10 Barbasol competitor
14 Coleridge's drug of choice
15 5-5, say
16 Regretful sort
17 ___ hand
32 JULY 8, 2004
18 "Jurassic Park" actress
19 Modular furniture brand
20 Unnecessary business advice
for a stripper?
23 Trippy stuff
24 That's a moray?
25 Meet the bet
26 "___ Love Her"
29 Bob's late "The Price Is Right"
announcer
28 "Starship Troopers" actor
Casper Van ___
30 His throne was Hlidskjalf
31 Blind situations
33 Holmesian exclamation
35 100%
37 Pantyhose shade
38 Acid related to gout
39 Meyers brother on "SNL"
41 Cranky toddler's cool-off periods
42 British mil. medal
47 Rubdown location
49 Groundbreaking 1988 anime
film
50 DNA shape
51 Paris flower
53 Letter that can't form words?
55 Like catacombs, usually
Down
57 Identifies positively
1 Like some shoulders or showers
58 Weightlifter's units
2 Letters below a 0
59 Pluses
3 Avoided object in a PC "Sweeper"
60 "The Lion King" bad guy
game
61 Physicist Hahn
4 Election season pol, often
62 Caroler's tune
5 Stockpile
6 Decorate freshly
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8 Ogden Nash's forte
2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+.
Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655-
9 Flirtation device
6548. Reference puzzle #0158.
10 Monty Python member Idle
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK
11 They're raised in a fight
12 Honkers
13 Remove
21 March of Dimes establisher
22 Word either meaning "adhere"
or "split"
26 1996 Olympics honoree
27 New, to Nero
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