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To Place A Classified: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. Page 32 Page 35 FREE KITTENS. Two very healthy male orange tabbies, one black with white booties. Come with food, dish and litter box. Call Jackie 736-9051. Lost & Found Announcements H.E.L.P! By working together we can EJECT Bush! Here’s how. Donate a high visibility space for a giant garage sale Aug 1, 2, 3, donate items, help staff. Call Leslie Hunter 484-2597. Peace. All proceeds to Kerry Campaign. MODELS, M/F couple, slender, fit. We are available for art, photo, film, sculpture. Singly or sensual- ly. 345-8216 bukugarden@earth- link.net OMMP CAREGIVER, seeking OMMP patients seeking caregiver for fall harvest. Reply to: “OMMP Caregiver,” 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. Classes PLANTS OF power, 7/15, 6-8:30 pm. Seaweed field trip, 7/29, 6- 8:30 pm and 7/31 all day. 344- 7534 or givingtree@earthlink.net Free FOUND: KEYS left at my home by OSPIRG employee. Please call 461-2679 to claim. FOUND WOMAN’S gold bracelet by Paterson St. Call after 5pm to describe. Last date to claim is 7/8/04. 345-6676. Meetings FOR AGREEMENTS study group. Call Sonny. 726-9157. Opportunities INTERESTED IN Political Careers? Learn from profession- als. Gain organizing experience on high profile campaigns to beat Bush through the Democratic Campaign Management Program. www.campaignschool.org. 888- 922-1008. (AAN CAN) RESEARCH STUDY seeking persons with androgen insensitiv- ity syndrome or similar condition to participate in survey about use of health services. Visit aissur- vey.nhgri.nih.gov for information. (AAN CAN) Page 36 Wanted PEOPLE INTERESTED in learning about essential oils. If interested call 1-866-235-6048 or E-mail here4u2468@Yahoo.com & PHOTOGRAPHY TODD COOPER 485-1918 • TODD@EUGENEWEEKLY.COM PSST... OVER HERE! Young loving couple would love to adopt newborn. Lots of love, security. Expenses paid. Easy going. Lori or John, toll free 1-866-212-9563. Pets PAWS FOR life is training and certifying dogs for people with disabilities. For more information call 683-2793. Business For Sale SPECIALIZED CLEANING business for sale. See www.clean- biz4sale.com Adoption/Family Services PREGNANT? CONSIDERING adoption? We can help! We spe- cialize in matching families with birthmothers nationwide. Toll free 24 hours a day 866-921-0565. One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN CAN) PREGNANT? NOT READY to be a mom? Free adoption info. Select and meet adoptive parents. Expenses covered, as legal. Adoption Law Offices, Diane Michelsen. 1-800-877-1880. FREE 3 month old kittens. Two females, calico and orange tabby. Call 341-1465. Indoor only! graphic design Page 36 Help Wanted CAMP AVALON for Girls Summer Program seeks a part- time cook and cleanup person for 25 people. Approx. 24 hours/wk for July 12-16, 26-30. 11 am-1 pm and 4-8 pm each day. Pay $8- $10/hour DOE. 337-6886. SASS MAKES a difference and so can you! Sexual Assault Support Services needs support- ive volunteers for drop-in crisis center. Training provided. Starts July 20. Call 484-9791 x302 for info. ART, CRAFT INSTRUCTORS. The EMU Craft Center is accepting applications, proposals to teach classes, workshops in a variety of visual arts media. Experience teaching adults is helpful. For information and applications pro- cedures, please call: 346-4361. Page 37 DO YOU need free weekend child care? Clean my house on Tuesdays and I’ll provide excel- lent care. Lindsay, 688-2810. DANCERS WANTED. 18 and over. Eugene’s newest, cleanest and hottest dance club, Legends. Audition at club Monday to Saturday, 44 E 7th, 4pm to close. AMERICORPS MEMBERS WANTED. Join AmeriCorps members throughout Oregon to end violence against women and children. AmeriCorps members wanted for a yearlong project to develop and provide outreach services to the Latino community. Bilingual in Spanish and English is required, bicultural preferred. Opportunities for training and net- working are available. Benefits include a $10,197 pretax stipend; a $4,725 education award; extensive training; deferment of qualified existing student loans during the term of service; basic health care benefits; and income-eligible child care benefits. To apply, send an original AmeriCorps application, including two references, to CPSVAWC Program Office at PO Box 751-CW, Portland, OR 97207. The application can be downloaded from www.americorps.com. Send a copy of your AmeriCorps applica- tion, two references, and cover let- ter to SASS at 591 W 19th Ave, Eugene, OR 97401. TEACHERS, PART-TIME German and Spanish. Corvallis Waldorf School, 541-758-4674 or 541-738-0994. VAMPIRES, GHOULS, aliens. Actresses wanted, 18+, for B- movies. $$$. Eugene studio. Toll free, 866-21-MODEL. WORK WITH street kids in Brazil. Six months travel and work program. Start July. Program fee applies. Call 413-441-5126. info@iicd-volunteer.org www.iicd- volunteer.org SHEET METAL INSTALLER Equal Employment Opportunity applications for apprentice Sheet Metal Installer positions are being distributed by the Area III Sheet Metal Apprenticeship Committee. This opening is for Lane County and Douglas County with applica- tions being distribute ed from July 6, 2004 through July 23, 2004. To Apply: Mail a written request for an application packet to: Committee Administrator, 864 Nantucket Ave., Eugene, OR 97404. State in your request that ou want the Sheet Metal application. When returning the application, supply a copy of a transcript, diploma, or GED certificate documenting grad- uation from high school, and a transcript documenting completion of one year of beginning Algebra with a “C” or better. All returned applications must be postmarked no later than July 30, 2004. DAIRY GOAT farm hiring to feed and milk goats. 5 AM shift. Dexter- Lowell area. 937-3506. DANCERS WANTED. Earn top dollar at one of Lane County’s Premier Clubs. Call 988-1612. FARM FRESH ORGANIC EGGS & PRODUCE CHECK OUT OUR CSA AT: www.goodfoodeasy.com 895-2137 $1.00 off haircuts & 15% off products 2526 Willamette St. • Eugene 541-683-1405 M O N D AY - F R I D AY • 9 : 0 0 A M - 3 : 0 0 P M By Matt Jones “If You Aint Cheatin’...” – then you aint tryin’. Across 1 Drop of sweat 5 AAA stuff 9 "Bittersweet Symphony" band, with "The" 14 Unwanted spots 15 "Out of Africa" writer Dinesen 16 Contact, often 17 Pot component 18 Decelerates, as with a space shuttle 20 Site where Strong Bad, in mes- sage #100, tells how he got his "very own The Cheat" 22 "My Way" songwriter Paul 23 ___ long way 24 Legendary Nintendo character 26 His only line in "Clerks" ends in "Most of 'em just cheat on you" 32 "The Santaland Diaries" occupa- tion 33 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" host 34 Perry Mason creator ___ Stanley Gardner 35 Diaper prevention 37 Fend (off) 38 Spotted 39 Memo opener 40 Like highways and swimming pools 41 100 cubic feet, in shipyards 42 Device that helped players cheat through their Nintendo console 44 Squirmy 46 "Shake" offering 47 Minnesota's St. ___ College 48 Brit with the B-side "Love Cheat" on his 1998 "Millennium" single 55 They drive you away 56 St. crossers 57 Ouzo flavoring 58 Jazz's Blue ___ label 59 "Curses!" 60 Baby roos 61 Public school near Windsor 62 Turns hard Down 1 One of the Three B's of music 2 Letter before Foxtrot 3 Orwell's take on the Russian Revolution 4 Rely 5 Mazda model 6 On the ocean 7 Henry VIII's last wife Catherine ___ 8 Hershey bar 9 Clinton associate ___ Jordan 10 Springs forth 11 Fall implement 12 Zwei mal zwei 13 Two-time U.S. Open champ 19 Visibly shocked 21 Toots & the Maytals genre 24 Woody Allen pseudo-documen- tary 32 JULY 1, 2004 25 Figure skater Berezhnaya 26 Saddam's lover, on "South Park" 27 Tabriz resident 28 Flood embankment 29 Packer passer 30 Butter substitutes 31 Hill full of innuendo 33 He chronicled Narnia 36 Occupy 43 Coral ___, Fla. 44 The whole shebang 45 Water nymphs, in Greek myths 47 Name not to be used with "twins," as they now prefer it 48 Comedy Central's "___ 911" 49 "The Andy Griffith Show" role 50 Aachen A 51 L33tspeak expression of joy 52 Following heavily 53 Potatoes partner 54 They can break the speed of sound 55 British rule in India ©2004 Jonesin' Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226- 2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655- 6548. Reference puzzle #0157. ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK Page 38 SUMMER WORK Multiple openings Excellent starting pay No experience nec. Fun environment Flex scheduling conditions apply GREAT FOR STUDENTS INTERVIEWING THIS WK. Call 541-393-7002 summerworknow.com SUMMER JOBS FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. Stop mercury pollution Protect human health And get out the youth vote. Join the nation’s largest Grassroots Public Interest organ- ization. $3,000-$5,000 per sum- mer. 18+, Career opportunities and benefits. Call Wendy, 686-2771. LABORER, MANAGER for his- toric Coyote Creek restoration project. 15-24 hours weekly start- ing immediately. Submit applica- tion, resume to: Restoration, 975 Oak St., Eugene 97401. Employment Information EARN $12-$48/HR. Career positions available with full med- ical/dental benefits and paid training on clerical, administra- tive, law enforcement, homeland security, wildlife, more. 1-800- 320-9353 ext. 2001. (AAN CAN) Page 38 DATA ENTRY. Could earn $50,000/yr. Work from home. Flexible hours! Great pay! Personal computer required. 1- 800-91-DATA ENTRY. 1-800-913- 2823 ext. 2. (AAN CAN) $200-$600 per day! Have fun as a movie extra. All looks, types and ages needed. TV, music videos, film, commercials. Work with the best. 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3001. (AAN CAN) Career Training COOL TRAVEL job. Entry level positions, 18+, no experience necessary, 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Toll free, 1-877-646-5050. (AAN CAN) Business Opportunities FIRE YOUR BOSS: Learn to earn $250,000/yr working from home PT. 1-888-523-2291. www.donnayed.com PASSION PARTIES consultants needed in OR. Find out what the buzz is about! Great money, super fun. Free seminar, training. Tracy, 541-915-6362. BURN AND earn. Make $100 a day, PT, with new soy, veg candles. Call 1-800-835-9516, 24 hour message.