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FREE KITTENS. Two very
healthy male orange tabbies, one
black with white booties. Come
with food, dish and litter box. Call
Jackie 736-9051.
Lost & Found
Announcements
H.E.L.P! By working together we
can EJECT Bush! Here’s how.
Donate a high visibility space for a
giant garage sale Aug 1, 2, 3,
donate items, help staff. Call
Leslie Hunter 484-2597. Peace. All
proceeds to Kerry Campaign.
MODELS, M/F couple, slender,
fit. We are available for art, photo,
film, sculpture. Singly or sensual-
ly. 345-8216 bukugarden@earth-
link.net
OMMP CAREGIVER, seeking
OMMP patients seeking caregiver
for fall harvest. Reply to: “OMMP
Caregiver,” 1251 Lincoln St.
Eugene, OR 97401.
Classes
PLANTS OF power, 7/15, 6-8:30
pm. Seaweed field trip, 7/29, 6-
8:30 pm and 7/31 all day. 344-
7534 or givingtree@earthlink.net
Free
FOUND: KEYS left at my home
by OSPIRG employee. Please call
461-2679 to claim.
FOUND WOMAN’S gold
bracelet by Paterson St. Call after
5pm to describe. Last date to
claim is 7/8/04. 345-6676.
Meetings
FOR AGREEMENTS study
group. Call Sonny. 726-9157.
Opportunities
INTERESTED IN Political
Careers? Learn from profession-
als. Gain organizing experience on
high profile campaigns to beat
Bush through the Democratic
Campaign Management Program.
www.campaignschool.org. 888-
922-1008. (AAN CAN)
RESEARCH STUDY seeking
persons with androgen insensitiv-
ity syndrome or similar condition
to participate in survey about use
of health services. Visit aissur-
vey.nhgri.nih.gov for information.
(AAN CAN)
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Wanted
PEOPLE INTERESTED in
learning about essential oils. If
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485-1918 • TODD@EUGENEWEEKLY.COM
PSST... OVER HERE! Young
loving couple would love to adopt
newborn. Lots of love, security.
Expenses paid. Easy going. Lori or
John, toll free 1-866-212-9563.
Pets
PAWS FOR life is training and
certifying dogs for people with
disabilities. For more information
call 683-2793.
Business For
Sale
SPECIALIZED CLEANING
business for sale. See www.clean-
biz4sale.com
Adoption/Family
Services
PREGNANT? CONSIDERING
adoption? We can help! We spe-
cialize in matching families with
birthmothers nationwide. Toll free
24 hours a day 866-921-0565.
One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN
CAN)
PREGNANT? NOT READY to
be a mom? Free adoption info.
Select and meet adoptive parents.
Expenses covered, as legal.
Adoption Law Offices, Diane
Michelsen. 1-800-877-1880.
FREE 3 month old kittens. Two
females, calico and orange tabby.
Call 341-1465. Indoor only!
graphic
design
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Help Wanted
CAMP AVALON for Girls
Summer Program seeks a part-
time cook and cleanup person for
25 people. Approx. 24 hours/wk
for July 12-16, 26-30. 11 am-1 pm
and 4-8 pm each day. Pay $8-
$10/hour DOE. 337-6886.
SASS MAKES a difference and
so can you! Sexual Assault
Support Services needs support-
ive volunteers for drop-in crisis
center. Training provided. Starts
July 20. Call 484-9791 x302 for
info.
ART, CRAFT INSTRUCTORS.
The EMU Craft Center is accepting
applications, proposals to teach
classes, workshops in a variety of
visual arts media. Experience
teaching adults is helpful. For
information and applications pro-
cedures, please call: 346-4361.
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DO YOU need free weekend child
care? Clean my house on
Tuesdays and I’ll provide excel-
lent care. Lindsay, 688-2810.
DANCERS WANTED. 18 and
over. Eugene’s newest, cleanest
and hottest dance club, Legends.
Audition at club Monday to
Saturday, 44 E 7th, 4pm to close.
AMERICORPS MEMBERS
WANTED. Join AmeriCorps
members throughout Oregon to
end violence against women and
children. AmeriCorps members
wanted for a yearlong project to
develop and provide outreach
services to the Latino community.
Bilingual in Spanish and English is
required, bicultural preferred.
Opportunities for training and net-
working are available. Benefits
include a $10,197 pretax stipend; a
$4,725 education award; extensive
training; deferment of qualified
existing student loans during the
term of service; basic health care
benefits; and income-eligible child
care benefits. To apply, send an
original AmeriCorps application,
including two references, to
CPSVAWC Program Office at PO
Box 751-CW, Portland, OR 97207.
The application can be downloaded
from www.americorps.com. Send
a copy of your AmeriCorps applica-
tion, two references, and cover let-
ter to SASS at 591 W 19th Ave,
Eugene, OR 97401.
TEACHERS,
PART-TIME
German and Spanish. Corvallis
Waldorf School, 541-758-4674 or
541-738-0994.
VAMPIRES, GHOULS, aliens.
Actresses wanted, 18+, for B-
movies. $$$. Eugene studio. Toll
free, 866-21-MODEL.
WORK WITH street kids in
Brazil. Six months travel and work
program. Start July. Program fee
applies. Call 413-441-5126.
info@iicd-volunteer.org www.iicd-
volunteer.org
SHEET METAL INSTALLER
Equal Employment Opportunity
applications for apprentice Sheet
Metal Installer positions are being
distributed by the Area III Sheet
Metal Apprenticeship Committee.
This opening is for Lane County
and Douglas County with applica-
tions being distribute ed from July
6, 2004 through July 23, 2004. To
Apply: Mail a written request for
an application packet to:
Committee Administrator, 864
Nantucket Ave., Eugene, OR 97404.
State in your request that ou want
the Sheet Metal application. When
returning the application, supply a
copy of a transcript, diploma, or
GED certificate documenting grad-
uation from high school, and a
transcript documenting completion
of one year of beginning Algebra
with a “C” or better. All returned
applications must be postmarked
no later than July 30, 2004.
DAIRY GOAT farm hiring to feed
and milk goats. 5 AM shift. Dexter-
Lowell area. 937-3506.
DANCERS WANTED. Earn top
dollar at one of Lane County’s
Premier Clubs. Call 988-1612.
FARM FRESH ORGANIC
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895-2137
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& 15% off products
2526 Willamette St. • Eugene
541-683-1405
M O N D AY - F R I D AY • 9 : 0 0 A M - 3 : 0 0 P M
By Matt Jones
“If You Aint Cheatin’...” – then you aint tryin’.
Across
1 Drop of sweat
5 AAA stuff
9 "Bittersweet Symphony" band,
with "The"
14 Unwanted spots
15 "Out of Africa" writer Dinesen
16 Contact, often
17 Pot component
18 Decelerates, as with a space
shuttle
20 Site where Strong Bad, in mes-
sage #100, tells how he got his
"very own The Cheat"
22 "My Way" songwriter Paul
23 ___ long way
24 Legendary Nintendo character
26 His only line in "Clerks" ends in
"Most of 'em just cheat on you"
32 "The Santaland Diaries" occupa-
tion
33 "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
host
34 Perry Mason creator ___
Stanley Gardner
35 Diaper prevention
37 Fend (off)
38 Spotted
39 Memo opener
40 Like highways and swimming
pools
41 100 cubic feet, in shipyards
42 Device that helped players cheat
through their Nintendo console
44 Squirmy
46 "Shake" offering
47 Minnesota's St. ___ College
48 Brit with the B-side "Love Cheat"
on his 1998 "Millennium" single
55 They drive you away
56 St. crossers
57 Ouzo flavoring
58 Jazz's Blue ___ label
59 "Curses!"
60 Baby roos
61 Public school near Windsor
62 Turns hard
Down
1 One of the Three B's of music
2 Letter before Foxtrot
3 Orwell's take on the Russian
Revolution
4 Rely
5 Mazda model
6 On the ocean
7 Henry VIII's last wife Catherine
___
8 Hershey bar
9 Clinton associate ___ Jordan
10 Springs forth
11 Fall implement
12 Zwei mal zwei
13 Two-time U.S. Open champ
19 Visibly shocked
21 Toots & the Maytals genre
24 Woody Allen pseudo-documen-
tary
32 JULY 1, 2004
25 Figure skater Berezhnaya
26 Saddam's lover, on "South Park"
27 Tabriz resident
28 Flood embankment
29 Packer passer
30 Butter substitutes
31 Hill full of innuendo
33 He chronicled Narnia
36 Occupy
43 Coral ___, Fla.
44 The whole shebang
45 Water nymphs, in Greek myths
47 Name not to be used with
"twins," as they now prefer it
48 Comedy Central's "___ 911"
49 "The Andy Griffith Show" role
50 Aachen A
51 L33tspeak expression of joy
52 Following heavily
53 Potatoes partner
54 They can break the speed of
sound
55 British rule in India
©2004 Jonesin' Crosswords
(editor@jonesincrosswords.com)
For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226-
2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+.
Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655-
6548. Reference puzzle #0157.
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK
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Call Wendy, 686-2771.
LABORER, MANAGER for his-
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project. 15-24 hours weekly start-
ing immediately. Submit applica-
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Oak St., Eugene 97401.
Employment
Information
EARN $12-$48/HR. Career
positions available with full med-
ical/dental benefits and paid
training on clerical, administra-
tive, law enforcement, homeland
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800-91-DATA ENTRY. 1-800-913-
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$200-$600 per day! Have fun
as a movie extra. All looks, types
and ages needed. TV, music
videos, film, commercials. Work
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ext. 3001. (AAN CAN)
Career Training
COOL TRAVEL job. Entry level
positions, 18+, no experience
necessary, 2 weeks paid training,
transportation, lodging provided.
$500 signing bonus to start. Toll
free, 1-877-646-5050. (AAN CAN)
Business
Opportunities
FIRE YOUR BOSS: Learn to
earn $250,000/yr working from
home PT. 1-888-523-2291.
www.donnayed.com
PASSION PARTIES consultants
needed in OR. Find out what the
buzz is about! Great money, super
fun. Free seminar, training. Tracy,
541-915-6362.
BURN AND earn. Make $100 a
day, PT, with new soy, veg candles.
Call 1-800-835-9516, 24 hour
message.