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Desiree’s Escorts MULLETFANTASTICO Last Sat: Your mullet may have dropped, but not your kickin’ atti- tude. Four words: shag carpet, dice, metal, Old Mil’. Don’t deny, you feel the pull. Submit? ☎ 2773 NOTICE I, John Williamson, Old Man Dancing, offer my sincere support to Shelley James Music Box for their positive lyrics and outstand- ing musicianship that blesses us all to clear up any possible mis- conceptions about my previous apology. Support local musicians and artists. May we all be blessed with music, dance, and peace. OMD. ☎ 2772 EL TORITO 4/23/04 As a H.S. science teacher I’d real- ly like to get a closer look at that Hibiscus on the small of your back! ☎ 2770 KAHOOTZ I’ve seen you laugh, I’ve seen you cry. Now I see confusion and fear. Is he really worth it? Loving you! Call me. ☎ 2765 LTD SURPRISE KITTEN You: young, pretty, pink, lady. Me: constant, fantasies, kissing knees hope to please. They told you I was being weird? Weird is just eccentric Eugene, Oregon, always completely crazy. CRAZYCAT. ☎ 2733 SORRY YO-YO Sorry girls, and I hope you are, but I can’t stop. I’m being housed at CCC, that’s Spanish for “I’m in jail.” Give me a yell when you see me. ☎ 2723 TRUMPMEISTER I saw you watching the Apprentice, stouts in hand, dog on lap. How’d you like me to be your lapdog? ☎ 2720 GREG You are very hot. Goddamn, I like you in tight red jumpsuits. Cheer up, Baby Snakes, because god- damnit, I love you. Let us kiss with tongue, damnit. Some god- damn coffee??? ☎ 2719 FLOWERING FAIRY Flowering fairy fire hair flowing, like a river past me, taking my heart wistfully to the sea. ☎ 2764 K. PECK Met years ago through J., again through D., then at Bijou. Paths crossed at Humble Bagel. If appropriate contact for movie, sport, chat. ☎ 2718 REWARD FOR Any information leading to the recovery of art stolen from Diablo’s Downtown Lounge on Sat. 4/17. Stolen art is hard to enjoy. ☎ 2762 LTD’S FINEST Josh, I’ve had a crush on you for almost three years now. I love rid- ing your bus and I finally have to ask, are you taken? Your blonde admirer. ☎ 2716 LAWN SOD You: woman with pet rats dancing to steel drums at Sat. market. Thanks for the bite of your burrito. I was so hungry! Call for extra soft lawn sod. ☎ 2755 BRIAN FROM PETCO Brian, at Petco on 4/13, you asked how I was and I quietly said good and looked away. You are so cute you make me shy! L. ☎ 2712 MEEK FALCON My big sister says you’re the bomb. She’s seen gigs and even tried throwing herself your way. Anyhow, she blows. Also, I’ve been thinking. Super-heroing sounds cool. A band, though. ☎ 2753 SAFEWAY SMILE Saw you at 18th Ave. Safeway multiple times. Balding fair skinned Irish bearded fellow. Does your smile mean what I think it does? Seem shy, me too, you melt me. ☎ 2710 MONKEY BOY I’ve seen you at parties, in bike lanes, in firelight, juggling at Sweetlife, swinging from my attic rafters, at the Spoke, various ven- ues, and in a couple dreams. Reply. ☎ 2736 MARINE NAM VET Alan D, in-country 1968, born NH with two daughters and stepson. I had 3 dreams about you, am con- cerned. Hope you want, able to contact. Your ex, Jody S. Same place. Love! ☎ 2703 LOOKING for married minded responsible loving single man 40+. I am Asian, 5’ 3”, 110 lbs. I enjoy trav- eling, fishing, and outdoors. Most of all quiet walks on the beach. ☎ 2768 DANCE PARTNER WANTED Male dance partner over 30 need- ed for disco, hip-hop, etc. Prefer over 5’10” and African-American. Must have a great sense of humor and be drug-free. ☎ 2774 SEEKING HANDBALLER Tall slender clean male seeking female into handballing. You, me, each other? ☎ 2841 TAPE TRADERS Music fan looking for other music fans to trade legitimate bootlegs. No pirates, please. I’m building some variety, but need willing traders to help. Write to carskillci- ties@hotmail.com for my list. We’ll see what goes from there. Without a doubt Eugene’s HOTTEST GIRLS! 541.431.7065 PROFESSIONAL GENTLEMEN PREFERRED MARRIED GUY Seeks boyfriend. Alternative late 40s Married WM seeks friend for fun. Alternative music, country fair, motorcycles, cigars are my likes. Yours? Have a place? Video? ☎ 2760 www.desireesescorts.com\ Sweet and Discreet An eXX X Xperience you won’t forget! FUN COUPLE SEEKS Fun Couple, late 40s seeks other fun couples for fun. ☎ 2759 W e n dy NAUGHTY SWM 40s, very fit, very hung, looking for female or couple for very intense, private bedroom fun. In Florence area. Naughty is only a word. ☎ 2758 BUTTWATCHER Seeking a curvy, young vixen who is proud of her beautiful and bountiful assets. Let me be the one who spoils you and your behind. ☎ 2883 WEEKEND WONDER Healthy BiM trucker, 44. Likes threeways with like minded sen- suous couples. Available twice a month. Based in Denver, not pushy, enjoy giving massage, dancing and humor. ☎ 2844 MONOGAMOUS BiF Wanted. Why be loved by one, when you can be loved by two. Couple seeking BiF to enhance our lives. Can be a LTR. No heavy weights. ☎ 2825 FULFILL MY HUSBAND Voyeuristic MF wishing to fulfill my fantasies: watching my hus- band fulfill some of his, act out some of mine! ISO bi, gay, bent, curious men, or loose women, couples. Suggestions? ☎ 2779 WHO’S YOUR DADDY? Tall, strong, intelligent, vital and passionate SWM, 47. Seeks attractive, shapely young woman, 18-39, who needs to look to a strong man for advice and com- passion. Let’s talk. ☎ 2731 541.606.6102 VOYEUR CURIOUS Voyeur curious middle aged MM interested in exploring curiosity and communicating with other couples, females with similar interest. Limits respected. ☎ 2725 CURIOUS? BiMM 31 looking for Bi Married M or Married Bi F and M couples 18- 50. Must be STD free and dis- creet. Curious? Go for it, it’s a lot of fun. ☎ 2721 FRIENDLY FRIENDS SWM, 30, 5’9”, light red, hazel HWP ISO SM or SF 18-40 HWP for fun times. Walks, dinner, movies, fishing, and more! No strings attached, friendly friends for fun and intimacy. ☎ 2714 Call for your Local Number Use FREE Trial Code 9206 1-800-WILD-271 45¢/min . $2.49/min. 18+ MEN NEW WEBSITE TANGO PERSONALS .COM 1-900-255-1212 $4.99 Conn. Fee Local • Live • Now 541-434-0400 TRY IT FREE! U SE C ODE : 3173 O THER C ITIES T RY F REE AT : 1-800-300-0-300 Eugene 541-434-0300 Call Toll FREE 1-800-777-8000 FREETRIAL Use Code: 6163 18+ EARTH DAY Willamette. 7th? 8th? 3:30? You: tall, slim M. Me: short, silver- haired F. We smiled, said hello. I was intrigued. Care to meet? ☎ 2735 JENNIFER I see the TruValue in you. Well, can I ask if you are single? Let’s have food, I’ll bring the bread. Bread Man. ☎ 2734 ORIGINAL BUNNY You are love. Moments of grace have flooded my soul. Lost in a calm glow and a gentle breeze, we wander. Precious friends wait- ing in the sea of dreams. - Pseudo. beautiful independent girls ARTISTS Interested in gathering weekly to paint or draw with others at a McKenzie River location east of Springfield? Is so, please respond. ☎ 2890 24/7 outcall/incall by appt. only 606-0827 Secret Desires Outcall Only (541) 543-3504 24/7 Eugene Weekly Personals Presents: Always Available 24/7 MALES & FEMALES FREE TRIAL MOST ★ LOCAL ★ WOMEN Eugene 541-683-2999 344-7328 *Not affiliated with Chocolate X-press* Find Your Local Number RIVER ROMP Saturday July 31st • 8am-4pm McKenzie River Rafting Trip $55 per person. Price includes: Transportation from Eugene to Adventure River Center and back; Equipment; BBQ Lunch (veggie options available); Extended half-day rafting trip on McKenzie River. 1-800-2 10-10 10 FREE Trial ✆ Code 3220 APHRODITE goddess of love WAITING FOR YOU Raffle Prizes provided by McKenzie Outfitters. - SPRINGFIELD DANCER - MODEL - ESCORT EUGENE 541-729-0700 TM 1-900-289-4444 $1.99/min 18+ www.LIVELINKS.com Deadline for reservations is June 30th Call 484-0519 x12 or x25 MAY 13, 2004 39
