Desiree’s Escorts
MULLETFANTASTICO
Last Sat: Your mullet may have
dropped, but not your kickin’ atti-
tude. Four words: shag carpet,
dice, metal, Old Mil’. Don’t deny,
you feel the pull. Submit? ☎ 2773
NOTICE
I, John Williamson, Old Man
Dancing, offer my sincere support
to Shelley James Music Box for
their positive lyrics and outstand-
ing musicianship that blesses us
all to clear up any possible mis-
conceptions about my previous
apology. Support local musicians
and artists. May we all be blessed
with music, dance, and peace.
OMD. ☎ 2772
EL TORITO 4/23/04
As a H.S. science teacher I’d real-
ly like to get a closer look at that
Hibiscus on the small of your
back! ☎ 2770
KAHOOTZ
I’ve seen you laugh, I’ve seen you
cry. Now I see confusion and fear.
Is he really worth it? Loving you!
Call me. ☎ 2765
LTD SURPRISE KITTEN
You: young, pretty, pink, lady. Me:
constant, fantasies, kissing knees
hope to please. They told you I
was being weird? Weird is just
eccentric Eugene, Oregon, always
completely crazy. CRAZYCAT. ☎
2733
SORRY YO-YO
Sorry girls, and I hope you are,
but I can’t stop. I’m being housed
at CCC, that’s Spanish for “I’m in
jail.” Give me a yell when you see
me. ☎ 2723
TRUMPMEISTER
I saw you watching the
Apprentice, stouts in hand, dog on
lap. How’d you like me to be your
lapdog? ☎ 2720
GREG
You are very hot. Goddamn, I like
you in tight red jumpsuits. Cheer
up, Baby Snakes, because god-
damnit, I love you. Let us kiss
with tongue, damnit. Some god-
damn coffee??? ☎ 2719
FLOWERING FAIRY
Flowering fairy fire hair flowing,
like a river past me, taking my
heart wistfully to the sea. ☎ 2764
K. PECK
Met years ago through J., again
through D., then at Bijou. Paths
crossed at Humble Bagel. If
appropriate contact for movie,
sport, chat. ☎ 2718
REWARD FOR
Any information leading to the
recovery of art stolen from
Diablo’s Downtown Lounge on
Sat. 4/17. Stolen art is hard to
enjoy. ☎ 2762
LTD’S FINEST
Josh, I’ve had a crush on you for
almost three years now. I love rid-
ing your bus and I finally have to
ask, are you taken? Your blonde
admirer. ☎ 2716
LAWN SOD
You: woman with pet rats dancing
to steel drums at Sat. market.
Thanks for the bite of your burrito.
I was so hungry! Call for extra
soft lawn sod. ☎ 2755
BRIAN FROM PETCO
Brian, at Petco on 4/13, you
asked how I was and I quietly
said good and looked away. You
are so cute you make me shy! L. ☎
2712
MEEK FALCON
My big sister says you’re the
bomb. She’s seen gigs and even
tried throwing herself your way.
Anyhow, she blows. Also, I’ve
been thinking. Super-heroing
sounds cool. A band, though. ☎
2753
SAFEWAY SMILE
Saw you at 18th Ave. Safeway
multiple times. Balding fair
skinned Irish bearded fellow.
Does your smile mean what I
think it does? Seem shy, me too,
you melt me. ☎ 2710
MONKEY BOY
I’ve seen you at parties, in bike
lanes, in firelight, juggling at
Sweetlife, swinging from my attic
rafters, at the Spoke, various ven-
ues, and in a couple dreams.
Reply. ☎ 2736
MARINE NAM VET
Alan D, in-country 1968, born NH
with two daughters and stepson. I
had 3 dreams about you, am con-
cerned. Hope you want, able to
contact. Your ex, Jody S. Same
place. Love! ☎ 2703
LOOKING
for married minded responsible
loving single man 40+. I am
Asian, 5’ 3”, 110 lbs. I enjoy trav-
eling, fishing, and outdoors. Most
of all quiet walks on the beach. ☎
2768
DANCE PARTNER
WANTED
Male dance partner over 30 need-
ed for disco, hip-hop, etc. Prefer
over 5’10” and African-American.
Must have a great sense of humor
and be drug-free. ☎ 2774
SEEKING HANDBALLER
Tall slender clean male seeking
female into handballing. You, me,
each other? ☎ 2841
TAPE TRADERS
Music fan looking for other music
fans to trade legitimate bootlegs.
No pirates, please. I’m building
some variety, but need willing
traders to help. Write to carskillci-
ties@hotmail.com for my list.
We’ll see what goes from there.
Without a doubt Eugene’s
HOTTEST GIRLS!
541.431.7065
PROFESSIONAL GENTLEMEN PREFERRED
MARRIED GUY
Seeks boyfriend. Alternative late
40s Married WM seeks friend for
fun. Alternative music, country
fair, motorcycles, cigars are my
likes. Yours? Have a place?
Video? ☎ 2760
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An eXX X Xperience you won’t forget!
FUN COUPLE SEEKS
Fun Couple, late 40s seeks other
fun couples for fun. ☎ 2759
W e n dy
NAUGHTY
SWM 40s, very fit, very hung,
looking for female or couple for
very intense, private bedroom
fun. In Florence area. Naughty is
only a word. ☎ 2758
BUTTWATCHER
Seeking a curvy, young vixen who
is proud of her beautiful and
bountiful assets. Let me be the
one who spoils you and your
behind. ☎ 2883
WEEKEND WONDER
Healthy BiM trucker, 44. Likes
threeways with like minded sen-
suous couples. Available twice a
month. Based in Denver, not
pushy, enjoy giving massage,
dancing and humor. ☎ 2844
MONOGAMOUS BiF
Wanted. Why be loved by one,
when you can be loved by two.
Couple seeking BiF to enhance
our lives. Can be a LTR. No heavy
weights. ☎ 2825
FULFILL MY HUSBAND
Voyeuristic MF wishing to fulfill
my fantasies: watching my hus-
band fulfill some of his, act out
some of mine! ISO bi, gay, bent,
curious men, or loose women,
couples. Suggestions? ☎ 2779
WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
Tall, strong, intelligent, vital and
passionate SWM, 47. Seeks
attractive, shapely young woman,
18-39, who needs to look to a
strong man for advice and com-
passion. Let’s talk. ☎ 2731
541.606.6102
VOYEUR CURIOUS
Voyeur curious middle aged MM
interested in exploring curiosity
and communicating with other
couples, females with similar
interest. Limits respected. ☎ 2725
CURIOUS?
BiMM 31 looking for Bi Married M
or Married Bi F and M couples 18-
50. Must be STD free and dis-
creet. Curious? Go for it, it’s a lot
of fun. ☎ 2721
FRIENDLY FRIENDS
SWM, 30, 5’9”, light red, hazel
HWP ISO SM or SF 18-40 HWP for
fun times. Walks, dinner, movies,
fishing, and more! No strings
attached, friendly friends for fun
and intimacy. ☎ 2714
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EARTH DAY
Willamette. 7th? 8th? 3:30? You:
tall, slim M. Me: short, silver-
haired F. We smiled, said hello. I
was intrigued. Care to meet? ☎
2735
JENNIFER
I see the TruValue in you. Well,
can I ask if you are single? Let’s
have food, I’ll bring the bread.
Bread Man. ☎ 2734
ORIGINAL BUNNY
You are love. Moments of grace
have flooded my soul. Lost in a
calm glow and a gentle breeze,
we wander. Precious friends wait-
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ARTISTS
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McKenzie River location east of
Springfield? Is so, please
respond. ☎ 2890
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