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Chocolate X-Press KAHOOTZ I’ve seen you laugh, I’ve seen you cry. Now I see confusion and fear. Is he really worth it? Loving you! Call me. ☎ 2765 FLOWERING FAIRY Flowering fairy fire hair flowing, like a river past me, taking my heart wistfully to the sea. ☎ 2764 REWARD FOR Any information leading to the recovery of art stolen from Diablo’s Downtown Lounge on Sat. 4/17. Stolen art is hard to enjoy. ☎ 2762 LAWN SOD You: woman with pet rats danc- ing to steel drums at Sat. market. Thanks for the bite of your burri- to. I was so hungry! Call for extra soft lawn sod. ☎ 2755 MEEK FALCON My big sister says you’re the bomb. She’s seen gigs and even tried throwing herself your way. Anyhow, she blows. Also, I’ve been thinking. Super-heroing sounds cool. A band, though. ☎ 2753 MONKEY BOY I’ve seen you at parties, in bike lanes, in firelight, juggling at Sweetlife, swinging from my attic rafters, at the Spoke, various venues, and in a couple dreams. Reply. ☎ 2736 EARTH DAY Willamette. 7th? 8th? 3:30? You: tall, slim M. Me: short, silver- haired F. We smiled, said hello. I was intrigued. Care to meet? ☎ 2735 JENNIFER I see the TruValue in you. Well, can I ask if you are single? Let’s have food, I’ll bring the bread. Bread Man. ☎ 2734 LTD SURPRISE KITTEN You: young, pretty, pink, lady. Me: constant, fantasies, kissing knees hope to please. They told you I was being weird? Weird is just eccentric Eugene, Oregon, always completely crazy. CRAZY- CAT. ☎ 2733 SORRY YO-YO Sorry girls, and I hope you are, but I can’t stop. I’m being housed at CCC, that’s Spanish for “I’m in jail.” Give me a yell when you see me. ☎ 2723 TRUMPMEISTER I saw you watching the Apprentice, stouts in hand, dog on lap. How’d you like me to be your lapdog? ☎ 2720 GREG You are very hot. Goddamn, I like you in tight red jumpsuits. Cheer up, Baby Snakes, because goddamnit, I love you. Let us kiss with tongue, damnit. Some goddamn coffee??? ☎ 2719 K. PECK Met years ago through J., again through D., then at Bijou. Paths crossed at Humble Bagel. If appropriate contact for movie, sport, chat. ☎ 2718 LTD’S FINEST Josh, I’ve had a crush on you for almost three years now. I love riding your bus and I finally have to ask, are you taken? Your blonde admirer. ☎ 2716 TOWN CLUB Server with wildly beautiful curly hair. You brought me soup and our eyes locked. Your sexy voice haunts my dreams. ☎ 2713 BRIAN FROM PETCO Brian, at Petco on 4/13, you asked how I was and I quietly said good and looked away. You are so cute you make me shy! L. ☎ 2712 SAFEWAY SMILE Saw you at 18th Ave. Safeway multiple times. Balding fair skinned Irish bearded fellow. Does your smile mean what I think it does? Seem shy, me too, you melt me. ☎ 2710 I ENJOYED exchanging smiles with you, smooth-headed fellow with dark eyebrows in a small pickup. Or WAS it me you were looking at? I was the long-haired women get- ting gas at Blair on 4/12. Would you like to exchange verbal words with each other? ☎ 2708 HEY DREAD HEAD You’re awesome! Watched you with your yo-yo and love your hands. I’ve got a few tricks I bet you can handle. You’ve got a wild wicked laugh. Call me. ☎ 2707 MARINE NAM VET Alan D, in-country 1968, born NH with two daughters and stepson. I had 3 dreams about you, am concerned. Hope you want, able to contact. Your ex, Jody S. Same place. Love! ☎ 2703 STEELHEAD FRI. 4/9 Outdoor table 5:30-6:30. You: handsome, gray hair, sunglasses, blue shirt, with two or three friends. Me at the table next to yours: long haired brunette, light green blouse, jeans, with two girl friends. Are you available? ☎ 2702 SURF AND TURF Imagine steak and shrimp, and shrimp and steak, the only one for you shrimp is me steak and the only one for me steak is you shrimp. So happy together. ☎ 2699 YO-YO DUDE Damn boy, you’re like the Energizer frickin’ bunny, slow down so I can talk to you. I see you walking all over town, let me rock your world. ☎ 2668 AT JOHN HENRY’S Free pool on a Monday night. Me: Thirtyish redhead male with goatee. I wasted no time asking you to play pool. You beat me! ☎ 2664 VIDEO VIXEN West 11th Blockbuster Sat. evening, 4/4. Black nails, eyelin- er, hair, back tattoo, great boots. Kicked myself all the way home for not acknowledging your exceptional beauty. Doing so now. ☎ 2662 I SAW YOU Almost trip on your way to the sidewalk. You thought I was the only one. If you weren’t so gor- geous and adorable I might have recognized you sooner. Single? Coffee? ☎ 2660 DEJA Gorgeous, yoga girl at Cozmic salsa night. Couldn’t take my eyes off you. I need a partner for the dance. We could get sweaty together. Please come back. Dave. ☎ 2659 DIRTBAG 4/1, 7 pm: Stole black Topeak rear rack off bike parked North of Vet’s Club. Distinctiveness, silver groove worn into main mounting tube. Reward. Beware. Revenge is sweet. ☎ 2657 AT JERRY’S IN SPFLD You were eating lunch in front of Jerry’s at about 11:30 am Thursday 4/02. We made eye contact. You are very cute. Let’s get together and talk and . . . ☎ 2651 Milk Chocolate YUKON JACKS I noticed you hanging around at the end of the bar. A couple of times you had on something with the “Spirits” logo on it. Very sexy in that. We danced at the Wine, Blues Festival on my birthday. You smiled a lot when I looked at you. Smile for me again. ☎ 2639 REI TEVA GUY Day after Thanksgiving sale at REI. I was with my mother trying on shoes and we talked about Tevas. Can’t forget your smile. Coffee? ☎ 2637 REDHEADED BEAUTY Walking on the beach. The day was wonderful. Good weather and better company. I’m hoping for more days like that, seal- watching or not. ☎ 2632 MISSING YOU DEARLY Please beautiful sons Jake Norton and Ryan Norton, your mom loves you no matter what. Please call home. I miss you very much. Lovingly, Alegria. MONOMOMO You’re back on your bike, and looking pretty in the blazing sun. Summer is such a nice time to be in love, true? Our flowers are blooming orange, with a little red in the mix, just another reminder of what we’ve created together. So So Sweet Sweet They’re They’re Guaranteed Guaranteed To To Cause Cause Cavities Cavities 24/7 24/7 • • Credit Credit Cards Cards accepted accepted LOOKING for married minded responsible loving single man 40+. I am Asian, 5’ 3”, 110 lbs. I enjoy trav- eling, fishing, and outdoors. Most of all quiet walks on the beach. ☎ 2768 MARRIED GUY Seeks boyfriend. Alternative late 40s Married WM seeks friend for fun. Alternative music, country fair, motorcycles, cigars are my likes. Yours? Have a place? Video? ☎ 2760 FUN COUPLE SEEKS Fun Couple, late 40s seeks other fun couples for fun. ☎ 2759 NAUGHTY SWM 40s, very fit, very hung, looking for female or couple for very intense, private bedroom fun. In Florence area. Naughty is only a word. ☎ 2758 WHO’S YOUR DADDY? Tall, strong, intelligent, vital and passionate SWM, 47. Seeks attractive, shapely young woman, 18-39, who needs to look to a strong man for advice and com- passion. Let’s talk. ☎ 2731 VOYEUR CURIOUS Voyeur curious middle aged MM interested in exploring curiosity and communicating with other couples, females with similar interest. Limits respected. ☎ 2725 TAPE TRADERS Music fan looking for other music fans to trade legitimate bootlegs. No pirates, please. I’m building some variety, but need willing traders to help. Write to carskillci- ties@hotmail.com for my list. We’ll see what goes from there. RAINBOW DAZE Gremlins laughing in the sun and under skies of night thru a rain- bow haze of celebrated days, with fire light and smiles bright, bathed in the magik of life, from all around and above remember always love. ☎ 2649 QUIET! Seeking allies to start coalition against boom car assault on homes and neighborhoods. 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