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KAHOOTZ
I’ve seen you laugh, I’ve seen
you cry. Now I see confusion and
fear. Is he really worth it? Loving
you! Call me. ☎ 2765
FLOWERING FAIRY
Flowering fairy fire hair flowing,
like a river past me, taking my
heart wistfully to the sea. ☎ 2764
REWARD FOR
Any information leading to the
recovery of art stolen from
Diablo’s Downtown Lounge on
Sat. 4/17. Stolen art is hard to
enjoy. ☎ 2762
LAWN SOD
You: woman with pet rats danc-
ing to steel drums at Sat. market.
Thanks for the bite of your burri-
to. I was so hungry! Call for extra
soft lawn sod. ☎ 2755
MEEK FALCON
My big sister says you’re the
bomb. She’s seen gigs and even
tried throwing herself your way.
Anyhow, she blows. Also, I’ve
been thinking. Super-heroing
sounds cool. A band, though. ☎
2753
MONKEY BOY
I’ve seen you at parties, in bike
lanes, in firelight, juggling at
Sweetlife, swinging from my attic
rafters, at the Spoke, various
venues, and in a couple dreams.
Reply. ☎ 2736
EARTH DAY
Willamette. 7th? 8th? 3:30? You:
tall, slim M. Me: short, silver-
haired F. We smiled, said hello. I
was intrigued. Care to meet? ☎
2735
JENNIFER
I see the TruValue in you. Well,
can I ask if you are single? Let’s
have food, I’ll bring the bread.
Bread Man. ☎ 2734
LTD SURPRISE KITTEN
You: young, pretty, pink, lady. Me:
constant, fantasies, kissing
knees hope to please. They told
you I was being weird? Weird is
just eccentric Eugene, Oregon,
always completely crazy. CRAZY-
CAT. ☎ 2733
SORRY YO-YO
Sorry girls, and I hope you are,
but I can’t stop. I’m being housed
at CCC, that’s Spanish for “I’m in
jail.” Give me a yell when you see
me. ☎ 2723
TRUMPMEISTER
I saw you watching the
Apprentice, stouts in hand, dog
on lap. How’d you like me to be
your lapdog? ☎ 2720
GREG
You are very hot. Goddamn, I
like you in tight red jumpsuits.
Cheer up, Baby Snakes, because
goddamnit, I love you. Let us
kiss with tongue, damnit. Some
goddamn coffee??? ☎ 2719
K. PECK
Met years ago through J., again
through D., then at Bijou. Paths
crossed at Humble Bagel. If
appropriate contact for movie,
sport, chat. ☎ 2718
LTD’S FINEST
Josh, I’ve had a crush on you for
almost three years now. I love
riding your bus and I finally have
to ask, are you taken? Your
blonde admirer. ☎ 2716
TOWN CLUB
Server with wildly beautiful curly
hair. You brought me soup and
our eyes locked. Your sexy voice
haunts my dreams. ☎ 2713
BRIAN FROM PETCO
Brian, at Petco on 4/13, you
asked how I was and I quietly
said good and looked away. You
are so cute you make me shy! L.
☎ 2712
SAFEWAY SMILE
Saw you at 18th Ave. Safeway
multiple times. Balding fair
skinned Irish bearded fellow.
Does your smile mean what I
think it does? Seem shy, me too,
you melt me. ☎ 2710
I ENJOYED
exchanging smiles with you,
smooth-headed fellow with dark
eyebrows in a small pickup. Or
WAS it me you were looking at? I
was the long-haired women get-
ting gas at Blair on 4/12. Would
you like to exchange verbal
words with each other? ☎ 2708
HEY DREAD HEAD
You’re awesome! Watched you
with your yo-yo and love your
hands. I’ve got a few tricks I bet
you can handle. You’ve got a wild
wicked laugh. Call me. ☎ 2707
MARINE NAM VET
Alan D, in-country 1968, born NH
with two daughters and stepson.
I had 3 dreams about you, am
concerned. Hope you want, able
to contact. Your ex, Jody S. Same
place. Love! ☎ 2703
STEELHEAD FRI. 4/9
Outdoor table 5:30-6:30. You:
handsome, gray hair, sunglasses,
blue shirt, with two or three
friends. Me at the table next to
yours: long haired brunette, light
green blouse, jeans, with two girl
friends. Are you available? ☎
2702
SURF AND TURF
Imagine steak and shrimp, and
shrimp and steak, the only one
for you shrimp is me steak and
the only one for me steak is you
shrimp. So happy together. ☎
2699
YO-YO DUDE
Damn boy, you’re like the
Energizer frickin’ bunny, slow
down so I can talk to you. I see
you walking all over town, let me
rock your world. ☎ 2668
AT JOHN HENRY’S
Free pool on a Monday night. Me:
Thirtyish redhead male with
goatee. I wasted no time asking
you to play pool. You beat me! ☎
2664
VIDEO VIXEN
West 11th Blockbuster Sat.
evening, 4/4. Black nails, eyelin-
er, hair, back tattoo, great boots.
Kicked myself all the way home
for not acknowledging your
exceptional beauty. Doing so
now. ☎ 2662
I SAW YOU
Almost trip on your way to the
sidewalk. You thought I was the
only one. If you weren’t so gor-
geous and adorable I might have
recognized you sooner. Single?
Coffee? ☎ 2660
DEJA
Gorgeous, yoga girl at Cozmic
salsa night. Couldn’t take my
eyes off you. I need a partner for
the dance. We could get sweaty
together. Please come back.
Dave. ☎ 2659
DIRTBAG
4/1, 7 pm: Stole black Topeak
rear rack off bike parked North of
Vet’s Club. Distinctiveness, silver
groove worn into main mounting
tube. Reward. Beware. Revenge
is sweet. ☎ 2657
AT JERRY’S IN SPFLD
You were eating lunch in front of
Jerry’s at about 11:30 am
Thursday 4/02. We made eye
contact. You are very cute. Let’s
get together and talk and . . . ☎
2651
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YUKON JACKS
I noticed you hanging around at
the end of the bar. A couple of
times you had on something with
the “Spirits” logo on it. Very sexy
in that. We danced at the Wine,
Blues Festival on my birthday. You
smiled a lot when I looked at you.
Smile for me again. ☎ 2639
REI TEVA GUY
Day after Thanksgiving sale at
REI. I was with my mother trying
on shoes and we talked about
Tevas. Can’t forget your smile.
Coffee? ☎ 2637
REDHEADED BEAUTY
Walking on the beach. The day
was wonderful. Good weather
and better company. I’m hoping
for more days like that, seal-
watching or not. ☎ 2632
MISSING YOU DEARLY
Please beautiful sons Jake Norton
and Ryan Norton, your mom loves
you no matter what. Please call
home. I miss you very much.
Lovingly, Alegria.
MONOMOMO
You’re back on your bike, and
looking pretty in the blazing sun.
Summer is such a nice time to be
in love, true? Our flowers are
blooming orange, with a little red
in the mix, just another reminder
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of all quiet walks on the beach. ☎
2768
MARRIED GUY
Seeks boyfriend. Alternative late
40s Married WM seeks friend for
fun. Alternative music, country
fair, motorcycles, cigars are my
likes. Yours? Have a place?
Video? ☎ 2760
FUN COUPLE SEEKS
Fun Couple, late 40s seeks other
fun couples for fun. ☎ 2759
NAUGHTY
SWM 40s, very fit, very hung,
looking for female or couple for
very intense, private bedroom
fun. In Florence area. Naughty is
only a word. ☎ 2758
WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
Tall, strong, intelligent, vital and
passionate SWM, 47. Seeks
attractive, shapely young woman,
18-39, who needs to look to a
strong man for advice and com-
passion. Let’s talk. ☎ 2731
VOYEUR CURIOUS
Voyeur curious middle aged MM
interested in exploring curiosity
and communicating with other
couples, females with similar
interest. Limits respected. ☎ 2725
TAPE TRADERS
Music fan looking for other music
fans to trade legitimate bootlegs.
No pirates, please. I’m building
some variety, but need willing
traders to help. Write to carskillci-
ties@hotmail.com for my list.
We’ll see what goes from there.
RAINBOW DAZE
Gremlins laughing in the sun and
under skies of night thru a rain-
bow haze of celebrated days,
with fire light and smiles bright,
bathed in the magik of life, from
all around and above remember
always love. ☎ 2649
QUIET!
Seeking allies to start coalition
against boom car assault on
homes and neighborhoods. Join
and fight for your right to peace
and quiet! ☎ 2665
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33 male blonde, blue, fit, attrac-
tive seeks submissive female for
light spanking bondage, exciting
exchange of control with a loving
respectful foundation. Sounds
impossible, but trust me it’s not.
☎ 2615
DOLLY SISTER
Hi. I sat with you awhile at Sweet
Life the other day. I’m “taken,”
so I guess I’m just flirting saying
I can’t stop thinking about you. ☎
2646
SHAWN23
Liked what I saw in the onion, not
the carrot, or even the broccoli,
the onion. Live in Eugene, fly
spacecraft and gambol in nearby
pastures. You?? ☎ 2645
GRANDMA WANTED
Do you not have grand kids or
would you like to adopt more?
Nice family with two kids 13 and 9
year olds, seek cookie baking,
tree trimming, storytelling grand-
ma figure for visits, holidays, etc.
☎ 2609
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Craig I saw in my compost again
and you didn’t stop in to let me
spank you. Next stop by and bring
Bigfoot. ☎ 2650
STAR WARS FANS
Starting local Star Wars collectors
club. Meet, buy, sell, trade, good
times. Interested? Please con-
tact! ☎ 2641
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BORED
With our G-rated friends. Seeking
open-minded, fun loving friends.
Age and looks unimportant. We
enjoy hot tubing, adult book
stores, country fair, swing dances,
concerts and much more. Limits
respected. ☎ 2704
CARPENTRY?
Woman seeks apprenticeship
with open-minded contractor hop-
ing to have fun building up con-
struction money and friendship
together. Some construction train-
ing at LCC already. ☎ 2673
HAPPY B-DAY SWEET-
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For five years you’ve amazed me.
You’ve taught me what friendship
means. I’m thinking of you and
sending you lots of love. Here is
to many more years of making
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of fun. ☎ 2721
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attached, friendly friends for fun
and intimacy. ☎ 2714
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over 5’10” and African-American.
Must have a great sense of humor
and be drug-free. ☎ 2774
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The sweet, funny looks we traded
in JP’s yoga class made my heart
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your beautiful, intense self with
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