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To Place A Classified: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. Page 32 Announcements 1994 SOUTH GRADS! Are you, or someone you know, a member of this class? The SEHS class of ‘94 is planning their 10 year reunion for August 21. Contact info: Kendra (Sullivan) Abraham 541-913-2115, or ks1325@yahoo.com, our online discussion group at axemen90s@yahoogroups.com. Info coming soon to www.sehs.lane.edu Page 35 2ND ANNUAL My Woman Expo May 22nd. Looking for women owned business vendors. Call Shannon at 343-9393 Ext. 105 or Nancy at 998-2014. GOOD JOB TRIVIA Buffs. Your mental prowess was once again proven by the sheer excellence in your answers to EW Classifieds Trivia. This week, a certain Leah Smith walks away with an energiz- ing live concert from Sublime, recorded in 1995. Sharpen your brains, because in honor of the return of the Pixies, next week’s prize is a special two disc concert by Black Francis and the rest of the crew, recorded in 1991. Good luck! Want answers? Just e-mail to jef- frey@eugeneweekly.com with sub- ject “trivia answers” and you’re set. HIGH TEA and vintage jewelry show, Sunday, May 2nd. Fools Paradise Tea House and gallery, 460 Willamette. $22-50 per per- son, $5 preview tickets are avail- able. Please call 541-653-2840 for info and tickets. Classes 2003 FALL GUN SHOW Albany Rifle and Pistol Club Gun Show May 1 and 2 at Linn County Fairgrounds Saturday 9-5, Sunday 9-4 Admission $5 NEED REGIONAL or national recruitment exposure? Hiring now for summer help? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers just like this one and reach up to 17 million young, active, educated readers! Go to www.aancan.com or contact this newspaper for more info. (AAN CAN) WEEKLY DARKROOM classes. Process black and white film and print your negatives. You may also rent by the hour. Contact ArtLab for info. 485-9220. Free ALUMINUM HOUSE siding. You haul. 683-1269. BLACK CAT. She’s spayed, box trained, current on shots. Indoor, outdoor. Three years old and very loving. Great with kids, not so with other cats. 554-1571. Page 37 CINEMA CONUNDRUM. To a theater projectionist, what is the significance of cigarette burns? PLEASE HELP! Moving and can’t take dogs. Very bonded brother and sister. Baby friendly, super sweet, knee high dogs. Full grown 3 yrs. Fixed, shots, dog- houses, haltie leashes, electric fence, goodies. Running out of time call 607-1973. Meetings Page 37 PREGNANT? CONSIDERING adoption? We can help! We spe- cialize in matching families with birthmothers nationwide. Toll free 24 hours a day 866-921-0565. One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN CAN) Workshops 12 DAY VEGAN Culinary Arts Program, May 16-23; Learn new skills or expand your repertoire! Call Chef Al at 686-8443. MARIJUANA ANONYMOUS meets Wednesdays, 8-9:30pm. Saturdays 6:30-7:30pm. St. Mary’s Episcopal Church 13th and Pearl. www.marijuana-anony- mous.org Opportunities INTERESTED IN Political Careers? Learn from profession- als. Gain organizing experience on high profile campaigns to beat Bush through the Democratic Campaign Management Program. www.campaignschool.org. 888- 922-1008. (AAN CAN) Adoption/Family Services *ADOPT* A happy home, beaches, LOVE, laughter, security awaits your precious baby. Cindi and Brian 1-800-921-5966 expenses paid. **ADOPTION** LOVING, cre- ative, financially secure couple is waiting to provide a warm and stable family life for your precious baby. Expenses paid, 1-800-861- 4080. Help Wanted MODEL SEARCH. Local com- mercial photographers looking for all types of people who have style, a look and the motivation to cre- ate fashion, sport, lifestyle images. Ages 16+, no height requirement. Open call May 9 and 10, Eugene. Call for more infor- mation, 541-683-1721. JOBS FOR Social justice $300- $500/wk. Join the nation’s largest grassroots public interest organization to protect our envi- ronment, human rights and democracy! Career opportunities, benefits avail. 18+. Call Wendy, 686-2771. Page 38 ADMINISTRATIVE ASSIS- TANT. Small nonprofit unites 100 groups internationally for human rights in mental health. Seeks hard worker with initiative, superb communication skills, pos- itive attitude. Health benefits. PT, maybe FT. Absolutely required: 3 years paid office experience, Macintosh friendly. Helpful: Database, bookkeeping, web, desktop publishing software; fundraising; long-term commit- ment to grassroots activism. Resume with 3 references: www.MindFreedom.org; PO Box 11284; Eugene, OR 97440. EOE. HELLO, GOOD-BYE. What was the probable cause of the Mad Hatter’s maddness? NOW HIRING: companies des- perately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. Info. 1-985-646-1700 Dept. OR-1072. CANDLE MAKERS needed. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Send name, phone number to retire- bynight@yahoo.com or call 406- 253-0947. DANCERS WANTED. Earn top dollar at one of Lane County’s Premier Clubs. Call 988-1612. DANCERS, ENTERTAINERS. Male and Female for private par- ties. PT, on-call, for outgoing, fun- loving people -late night hours. Excellent $upplemental income! Call 606-2486 for info, interview. PERENNIAL, HERB propagation and care, green construction, errands, lots lifting, etc. Fun! PT now, 4-5 days, FT summer. $8/hr, own car,18 mos. minimum. 302-3081. PROFESSIONAL PLAYACTING Actrresses 18-35 for B-movie sci-fi and horror short film and still work. Lingerie, some nudity. No porn. $150 to $500 per day. Height, weight proportionate. Must be reliable and professional. 541-543-1936 1-866-21-MODEL EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40, and couples. Send photo and contact phone number to: Video Productions, P.O. Box 40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email: videopro5000@msn.com. 541- 688-1488 (Female Callers Only). Employment Information MOVIE EXTRAS. $200- $600/day. All looks, types, and ages. No experience required. TV, music videos, film, commercials. Work with the best. 1-800-260- 3949 Ext. 3560. (AAN CAN) Career Training CAREER POSITIONS. $12- $48/hr. Full benefits, paid training on Homeland Security, Law Enforcement, Wildlife, Clerical, Administrative and more. 1-800- 320-9353, x2560. (AAN CAN) EBAY OPPORTUNITY! $11- $33/hr. possible. Training provid- ed. No experience required. For more information Call 1-866-621- 2384, ext. 7171. (AAN CAN) For LEGAL SERVICES contact Larry Deckman, Attorney at Law. Practice focuses on cooperation between parties and prevention of problems rather than conflict. Wills, contracts, real estate, small business, and other non-adversarial fields of law. In practice over 17 years. Reasonable rates. 484-3782 “Behind Bars” – they’ll put you away, man. Across 1 Rocket engine force 7 Sunny Day Real Estate's musical genre 10 They watch for PCB's 13 "Do the Right Thing" Oscar nominee 14 Word on those little hard candy valentines 15 Polygraph detection 16 Fizzy hard liquor drink, behind bars? 19 Keep score 20 Nice little 21 Like "The Twilight Zone" 23 Drink container at the local dive, behind bars? 25 Combustible ceramic weapon delivered via slingshot 28 Type of booster shot, for short 29 Prog-rockers on the "Xanadu" soundtrack 30 Put it in neutral 31 Weatherman's forecast word 33 Fruity vodka cocktail, behind bars? 40 "The ___ true for..." 41 Toss in 42 Dashboard stat 45 "The Jungle Book" snake 46 Like table salt 49 Toast nonverbally, behind bars? 52 Summer camp sight 53 It was chic for an Ancient Greek By Matt Jones 54 Org. started in 1886 in Columbus, Ohio 57 Mixologist's instruction, behind bars? 60 Calendar pgs. 61 "What ___ supposed to think?" 62 "___ of Jeannie" 63 Some quantity 64 Concert souvenir 65 Capitol Hill gang Down 1 "Adios!" 2 Hastened 3 Necessary: abbr. 4 "The Subject Was Roses" direc- tor Grosbard 5 Goof 6 City where Katie Holmes was born 7 Borden cow 8 Like some trips 9 Sperms' targets 10 Bugs bugger 11 Do some body modification 12 Satellite dish alternative 17 1.0079, for hydrogen: abbr. 18 ___ resistance (roll easily) 22 "Here Come the Warm Jets" singer 23 Pages, in a way 24 ___ and Span (popular clean- ing supply brand) 25 It makes cones 26 Ore-___ fries 27 "Treasure Island" monogram 31 Monopoly quartet: abbr. 32 They help you limber up 34 Jim who sinned 32 APRIL 29, 2004 35 Webzine's cousin 36 How some online games are played 37 Fashion designer Claiborne 38 The night before 39 Like Manhattan clam chowder 42 DC doubled 43 Donatable fluid 44 Author who created Ponyboy 46 "The answer ___" 47 He was cut into fourteen pieces 48 Use a ring, perhaps 50 Far from quiet 51 ___ Doggie (Doggie Daddy's cartoon kid) 54 On the ocean 55 It looks like a lowercase B 56 ___ disease 58 Dyeing tub 59 Where Kenny's ashes are put in a "South Park" episode, after which Cartman puts them in milk and drinks them © 2004 Jonesin' Crosswords For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226- 2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655-6548. Reference puzzle #148 ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK Page 37 COOL TRAVEL job. Entry level positions, 18+, no experience necessary, 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Toll free, 1-888-272-2732. (AAN CAN) Page 38 EASY WORK! Great pay! Process mail from home for National Company. Payment in advance guaranteed. Call 1-800- 341-6573, ext. 610. www.easy- work-greatpay.com (AAN CAN) Business Opportunities WANNA DJ? Make $10K+ Part time, get paid to spin music. Fun and profitable. Selling solid busi- ness, $2,500. 684-0244. 20 POSITIONS PT, FT available in e-biz. Full training, 24/7 sup- port. Send $1 with SASE for appli- cation. 444 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. INVESTOR WANTED. Funds needed to complete promotional work for self-published novel Whispering Whale. Offering 2x investment. 747-3507, eorca@worldnet.att.net BECOME A mystery shopper. Mystery shoppers wanted in your area. Only experience needed is the ability to shop. FT, PT. Make own hours, must have Internet access. Call toll free 1-800-816- 9590. (AAN CAN) EARN CASH while you loose weight. 23 people needed. All organic. 686-0081. FLEXIBLE HOME Data Entry Work. $427 PT, $820+ FT guaran- teed weekly. No experience neces- sary. Train on PC and start immedi- ately! 800-488-5793. (AAN CAN) A $250K+ 1st year income opportunity. Home based. No sell- ing. NOT MLM! Call 1-877-347- 3745 24 hrs. Training and support provided. (AAN CAN) Bicycles PBR ME, ASAP. Thanks to Pabst, working class beer is a vogue drink, not just kitsch cul- ture. What Minnesota brew was proclaimed by Rolling Stone to be the next blue collar beer? SAFETY INSPECTED bikes. Mountain, men’s, women’s, road, kids, etc. $25 to $200. Large selection of parts avail. Call Dave 606-1275. Furnishings LEATHER SOFA, loveseat, chair and ottoman. Soft leather in gor- geous honey color. Paid $4,000, sell for $1,100 OBO. Approximately 3 years old. Great condition. 747- 8823. View online at: home.earth- link.net/~lisa1234/ Musical REYNOLDS EUPHONIUM for- ward facing bell, unique tuning slide, 4 valves. Mouthpiece, lyre, valve oil included. Good condition. $500 please call 541-520-2523.