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Announcements
1994 SOUTH GRADS! Are
you, or someone you know, a
member of this class? The SEHS
class of ‘94 is planning their 10
year reunion for August 21.
Contact info: Kendra (Sullivan)
Abraham 541-913-2115, or
ks1325@yahoo.com, our online
discussion
group
at
axemen90s@yahoogroups.com.
Info
coming
soon
to
www.sehs.lane.edu
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2ND ANNUAL My Woman Expo
May 22nd. Looking for women
owned business vendors. Call
Shannon at 343-9393 Ext. 105 or
Nancy at 998-2014.
GOOD JOB TRIVIA Buffs. Your
mental prowess was once again
proven by the sheer excellence in
your answers to EW Classifieds
Trivia. This week, a certain Leah
Smith walks away with an energiz-
ing live concert from Sublime,
recorded in 1995. Sharpen your
brains, because in honor of the
return of the Pixies, next week’s
prize is a special two disc concert by
Black Francis and the rest of the
crew, recorded in 1991. Good luck!
Want answers? Just e-mail to jef-
frey@eugeneweekly.com with sub-
ject “trivia answers” and you’re set.
HIGH TEA and vintage jewelry
show, Sunday, May 2nd. Fools
Paradise Tea House and gallery,
460 Willamette. $22-50 per per-
son, $5 preview tickets are avail-
able. Please call 541-653-2840 for
info and tickets.
Classes
2003 FALL GUN SHOW
Albany Rifle and Pistol Club
Gun Show
May 1 and 2
at Linn County Fairgrounds
Saturday 9-5, Sunday 9-4
Admission $5
NEED REGIONAL or national
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WEEKLY DARKROOM classes.
Process black and white film and
print your negatives. You may also
rent by the hour. Contact ArtLab
for info. 485-9220.
Free
ALUMINUM HOUSE siding.
You haul. 683-1269.
BLACK CAT. She’s spayed, box
trained, current on shots. Indoor,
outdoor. Three years old and very
loving. Great with kids, not so
with other cats. 554-1571.
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CINEMA CONUNDRUM. To a
theater projectionist, what is the
significance of cigarette burns?
PLEASE HELP! Moving and
can’t take dogs. Very bonded
brother and sister. Baby friendly,
super sweet, knee high dogs. Full
grown 3 yrs. Fixed, shots, dog-
houses, haltie leashes, electric
fence, goodies. Running out of
time call 607-1973.
Meetings
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PREGNANT? CONSIDERING
adoption? We can help! We spe-
cialize in matching families with
birthmothers nationwide. Toll free
24 hours a day 866-921-0565.
One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN
CAN)
Workshops
12 DAY VEGAN Culinary Arts
Program, May 16-23; Learn new
skills or expand your repertoire!
Call Chef Al at 686-8443.
MARIJUANA ANONYMOUS
meets Wednesdays, 8-9:30pm.
Saturdays 6:30-7:30pm. St.
Mary’s Episcopal Church 13th and
Pearl. www.marijuana-anony-
mous.org
Opportunities
INTERESTED IN Political
Careers? Learn from profession-
als. Gain organizing experience on
high profile campaigns to beat
Bush through the Democratic
Campaign Management Program.
www.campaignschool.org. 888-
922-1008. (AAN CAN)
Adoption/Family
Services
*ADOPT* A happy home,
beaches, LOVE, laughter, security
awaits your precious baby. Cindi
and Brian 1-800-921-5966
expenses paid.
**ADOPTION** LOVING, cre-
ative, financially secure couple is
waiting to provide a warm and
stable family life for your precious
baby. Expenses paid, 1-800-861-
4080.
Help Wanted
MODEL SEARCH. Local com-
mercial photographers looking for
all types of people who have style,
a look and the motivation to cre-
ate fashion, sport, lifestyle
images. Ages 16+, no height
requirement. Open call May 9 and
10, Eugene. Call for more infor-
mation, 541-683-1721.
JOBS FOR Social justice $300-
$500/wk. Join the nation’s
largest grassroots public interest
organization to protect our envi-
ronment, human rights and
democracy! Career opportunities,
benefits avail. 18+. Call Wendy,
686-2771.
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ADMINISTRATIVE ASSIS-
TANT. Small nonprofit unites 100
groups internationally for human
rights in mental health. Seeks
hard worker with initiative,
superb communication skills, pos-
itive attitude. Health benefits. PT,
maybe FT. Absolutely required: 3
years paid office experience,
Macintosh friendly. Helpful:
Database, bookkeeping, web,
desktop publishing software;
fundraising; long-term commit-
ment to grassroots activism.
Resume with 3 references:
www.MindFreedom.org; PO Box
11284; Eugene, OR 97440. EOE.
HELLO, GOOD-BYE. What was
the probable cause of the Mad
Hatter’s maddness?
NOW HIRING: companies des-
perately need employees to
assemble products at home. No
selling, any hours. $500 weekly
potential. Info. 1-985-646-1700
Dept. OR-1072.
CANDLE MAKERS needed.
100% Natural Soy Wax. Send
name, phone number to retire-
bynight@yahoo.com or call 406-
253-0947.
DANCERS WANTED. Earn top
dollar at one of Lane County’s
Premier Clubs. Call 988-1612.
DANCERS, ENTERTAINERS.
Male and Female for private par-
ties. PT, on-call, for outgoing, fun-
loving people -late night hours.
Excellent $upplemental income!
Call 606-2486 for info, interview.
PERENNIAL, HERB propagation
and care, green construction,
errands, lots lifting, etc. Fun! PT now,
4-5 days, FT summer. $8/hr, own
car,18 mos. minimum. 302-3081.
PROFESSIONAL
PLAYACTING
Actrresses 18-35
for B-movie sci-fi and horror
short film and still work.
Lingerie, some nudity.
No porn.
$150 to $500 per day.
Height, weight proportionate.
Must be reliable
and professional.
541-543-1936
1-866-21-MODEL
EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to
$500 per session. Eugene
Amateur filmmaker, five years
published, looking for female
models 18-40, and couples. Send
photo and contact phone number
to: Video Productions, P.O. Box
40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email:
videopro5000@msn.com. 541-
688-1488 (Female Callers Only).
Employment
Information
MOVIE
EXTRAS. $200-
$600/day. All looks, types, and
ages. No experience required. TV,
music videos, film, commercials.
Work with the best. 1-800-260-
3949 Ext. 3560. (AAN CAN)
Career Training
CAREER POSITIONS. $12-
$48/hr. Full benefits, paid training
on Homeland Security, Law
Enforcement, Wildlife, Clerical,
Administrative and more. 1-800-
320-9353, x2560. (AAN CAN)
EBAY OPPORTUNITY! $11-
$33/hr. possible. Training provid-
ed. No experience required. For
more information Call 1-866-621-
2384, ext. 7171. (AAN CAN)
For LEGAL SERVICES
contact Larry Deckman,
Attorney at Law.
Practice focuses on cooperation between
parties and prevention of problems rather
than conflict. Wills, contracts, real estate, small
business, and other non-adversarial fields of law.
In practice over 17 years. Reasonable rates.
484-3782
“Behind Bars” – they’ll put you away, man.
Across
1 Rocket engine force
7 Sunny Day Real Estate's musical
genre
10 They watch for PCB's
13 "Do the Right Thing" Oscar
nominee
14 Word on those little hard candy
valentines
15 Polygraph detection
16 Fizzy hard liquor drink, behind
bars?
19 Keep score
20 Nice little
21 Like "The Twilight Zone"
23 Drink container at the local
dive, behind bars?
25 Combustible ceramic weapon
delivered via slingshot
28 Type of booster shot, for short
29 Prog-rockers on the "Xanadu"
soundtrack
30 Put it in neutral
31 Weatherman's forecast word
33 Fruity vodka cocktail, behind
bars?
40 "The ___ true for..."
41 Toss in
42 Dashboard stat
45 "The Jungle Book" snake
46 Like table salt
49 Toast nonverbally, behind bars?
52 Summer camp sight
53 It was chic for an Ancient
Greek
By Matt Jones
54 Org. started in 1886 in
Columbus, Ohio
57 Mixologist's instruction, behind
bars?
60 Calendar pgs.
61 "What ___ supposed to think?"
62 "___ of Jeannie"
63 Some quantity
64 Concert souvenir
65 Capitol Hill gang
Down
1 "Adios!"
2 Hastened
3 Necessary: abbr.
4 "The Subject Was Roses" direc-
tor Grosbard
5 Goof
6 City where Katie Holmes was
born
7 Borden cow
8 Like some trips
9 Sperms' targets
10 Bugs bugger
11 Do some body modification
12 Satellite dish alternative
17 1.0079, for hydrogen: abbr.
18 ___ resistance (roll easily)
22 "Here Come the Warm Jets"
singer
23 Pages, in a way
24 ___ and Span (popular clean-
ing supply brand)
25 It makes cones
26 Ore-___ fries
27 "Treasure Island" monogram
31 Monopoly quartet: abbr.
32 They help you limber up
34 Jim who sinned
32 APRIL 29, 2004
35 Webzine's cousin
36 How some online games are
played
37 Fashion designer Claiborne
38 The night before
39 Like Manhattan clam chowder
42 DC doubled
43 Donatable fluid
44 Author who created Ponyboy
46 "The answer ___"
47 He was cut into fourteen
pieces
48 Use a ring, perhaps
50 Far from quiet
51 ___ Doggie (Doggie Daddy's
cartoon kid)
54 On the ocean
55 It looks like a lowercase B
56 ___ disease
58 Dyeing tub
59 Where Kenny's ashes are put in
a "South Park" episode, after
which Cartman puts them in
milk and drinks them
© 2004 Jonesin' Crosswords
For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226-
2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+.
Or to bill to your credit card, call:
1-800-655-6548. Reference puzzle #148
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK
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COOL TRAVEL job. Entry level
positions, 18+, no experience
necessary, 2 weeks paid training,
transportation, lodging provided.
$500 signing bonus to start. Toll
free, 1-888-272-2732. (AAN CAN)
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EASY WORK! Great pay!
Process mail from home for
National Company. Payment in
advance guaranteed. Call 1-800-
341-6573, ext. 610. www.easy-
work-greatpay.com (AAN CAN)
Business
Opportunities
WANNA DJ? Make $10K+ Part
time, get paid to spin music. Fun
and profitable. Selling solid busi-
ness, $2,500. 684-0244.
20 POSITIONS PT, FT available
in e-biz. Full training, 24/7 sup-
port. Send $1 with SASE for appli-
cation. 444 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR
97401.
INVESTOR WANTED. Funds
needed to complete promotional
work for self-published novel
Whispering Whale. Offering 2x
investment.
747-3507,
eorca@worldnet.att.net
BECOME A mystery shopper.
Mystery shoppers wanted in your
area. Only experience needed is
the ability to shop. FT, PT. Make
own hours, must have Internet
access. Call toll free 1-800-816-
9590. (AAN CAN)
EARN CASH while you loose
weight. 23 people needed. All
organic. 686-0081.
FLEXIBLE HOME Data Entry
Work. $427 PT, $820+ FT guaran-
teed weekly. No experience neces-
sary. Train on PC and start immedi-
ately! 800-488-5793. (AAN CAN)
A $250K+ 1st year income
opportunity. Home based. No sell-
ing. NOT MLM! Call 1-877-347-
3745 24 hrs. Training and support
provided. (AAN CAN)
Bicycles
PBR ME, ASAP. Thanks to
Pabst, working class beer is a
vogue drink, not just kitsch cul-
ture. What Minnesota brew was
proclaimed by Rolling Stone to be
the next blue collar beer?
SAFETY INSPECTED bikes.
Mountain, men’s, women’s, road,
kids, etc. $25 to $200. Large
selection of parts avail. Call Dave
606-1275.
Furnishings
LEATHER SOFA, loveseat, chair
and ottoman. Soft leather in gor-
geous honey color. Paid $4,000,
sell for $1,100 OBO. Approximately
3 years old. Great condition. 747-
8823. View online at: home.earth-
link.net/~lisa1234/
Musical
REYNOLDS EUPHONIUM for-
ward facing bell, unique tuning
slide, 4 valves. Mouthpiece, lyre,
valve oil included. Good condition.
$500 please call 541-520-2523.