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Newspaper Page TextTo Place A Classified: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. Page 32 Announcements 2003 FALL GUN SHOW Albany Rifle and Pistol Club Gun Show May 1 and 2 at Linn County Fairgrounds Saturday 9-5, Sunday 9-4 Admission $5 2ND ANNUAL My Woman Expo May 22nd. Looking for women owned business vendors. Call Shannon at 343-9393 Ext. 105 or Nancy at 998-2014. HIGH TEA and vintage jewelry show, Sunday, May 2nd. Fools Paradise Tea House and gallery, 460 Willamette. $22-50 per per- son, $5 preview tickets are avail- able. Please call 541-653-2840 for info and tickets. NEED REGIONAL or national recruitment exposure? Hiring now for summer help? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers just like this one and reach up to 17 million young, active, educated readers! Go to www.aancan.com or contact this newspaper for more info. (AAN CAN) OLD LAPTOPS? The Eugene, Kathmandu Sister City group is looking for donations of old lap- tops. You can claim a tax deduc- tion for the $ value of your old lap- top by donating it to a poor and needy person in Kathmandu. Call Dennis 345-1135. Page 35 Page 33 TALL WOMEN, ALL WOMEN. Private studio close-out sale designer clothing. Save 30-70% May 2nd Sun. 12-5 520 W. 27th Ave. Call to reserve, 434-6606. TRIVIA TESTIMONIAL! Last week’s winner, Dave Taube, is going to be rocking out to live Ween! What will next week’s win- ner receive? We’ll find out when answers come in for the trivia questions sprinkled through EW Classifieds. For the curious, here are the answers to last week’s questions: Jonathan Richmann’s school to drop was wannabe Ivy, Boston University. Diatom shells are useful in pest control, and beer. Alanis Morisette stormed popdom before taking on rock. Nirvana’s bassist, Krist Novelsic left music for a political future. The black circle spins at 33 1/3, 45 and 78 RPMs. Idle samurai created Zen Buddhism. On a walk, Ray Bradbury was picked up by the police. More questions in this week’s issue. Read them and answer them! VISITING WRITER, couple seeking short-term housing, house-sit. Early May, June. Responsible, references. Flexible dates, price. 485-0579. 913-0186. WRITERS’ GROUP. Support, critique group for beginning writ- ers of poetry, fiction, and creative nonfiction aged 18 and over. Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Safe, relaxed, collegial atmosphere. Contact Wendell Anderson at 541- 344-8386 or WAnder9233@aol.com Lost & Found Classes *ADOPT* A happy home, beaches, LOVE, laughter, security awaits your precious baby. Cindi and Brian 1-800-921-5966 expenses paid. AFFECTIONATE COUPLE promises love, family country home, bedtime stories, music, sports and happiness for your infant. Expenses paid. Call Linda, Michael, 800-488-1197. PRIZE WRITER. Cultural critics were foaming at the mouth earli- er this month when the Pulitzer Prize for criticism was awarded to a writer specializing in the fetishism of what object? WEEKLY DARKROOM classes. Process black and white film and print your negatives. You may also rent by the hour. Contact ArtLab for info. 485-9220. LOST DEVON Rex male cat. Gray, beige. 27th and Jefferson St. area. Family member, please return. 345-1296. Page 37 PREGNANT? CONSIDERING adoption? We can help! We spe- cialize in matching families with birthmothers nationwide. Toll free 24 hours a day 866-921-0565. One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN CAN) Opportunities INTERESTED IN Political Careers? Learn from profession- als. Gain organizing experience on high profile campaigns to beat Bush through the Democratic Campaign Management Program. www.campaignschool.org. 888- 922-1008. (AAN CAN) Misc. Help Wanted XXX RATED: Lifetime collection of 125+ X-rated videos and DVDs, includes classic films. Best offer over $200. 541-343-2466. NEED SOMEONE to help deliv- er weekly paper, prefer someone from Florence area. Paid per drop. Start about 7:30 am Thurs. 607-4277. MODEL SEARCH. Local com- mercial photographers looking for all types of people who have style, a look and the motivation to cre- ate fashion, sport, lifestyle images. Ages 16+, no height requirement. Open call May 9 and 10, Eugene. Call for more infor- mation, 541-683-1721. ASSEMBLE CRAFTS, wood items. $300+/wk plus supplies. Free info packet. 801-428-4711. CLASSY, UPSCALE agency now hiring attractive females 18 and over for private entertain- ment. Excellent pay! Set your own hours. No experience necessary. Call 431-7065. MAKE A DIFFERENCE fundraising to restore endan- gered habitat. Part-time, evenings. To earn a living wage call 484-3939. CANDLE MAKERS needed. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Send name, phone number to retire- bynight@yahoo.com or call 406- 253-0947. DANCERS WANTED. Earn top dollar at one of Lane County’s Premier Clubs. Call 988-1612. Garage Sales YARD SALE 4/24 and 4/25 10- 6. Craft items, baby stuff, women’s clothing, costume jewel- ry, household, and vintage furni- ture. 777 W. 10th Ave. Business For Sale DJ BUSINESS. Profitable, fun, established. Equipment, CDs, phone number and directory + more. Only $2,500. 684-0244. Adoption/Family Services Page 38 CERAMIC STUDIO TECHNI- CIAN, Laborer 2. Erb Memorial Union Craft Center. Part time posi- tion. Responsible for organizing, managing the ceramics studio and working with student employ- ees, resident ceramic artist, and volunteers. Requires comprehen- sive ceramic experience: knowl- edge of clays, glaze formulation, kiln firing, equipment mainte- nance, and safety precautions inherent in maintaining a public ceramic studio. Salary $10.36 to $14.08 per hour. Application dead- line 4/27/04. Application and sup- plemental questionnaire available at UO Human Resources, 463 Oregon Hall, corner of 13th and Agate, on the web at http://hr.uoregon.edu/jobs/ or call 346-3159, TTY 346-0852. AA/EO/ADA institution committed to cultural diversity. MOVIE EXTRAS! Earn up to $400-$600 per day. All ages and looks needed! No experience required. Call Prime Time casting 1-800-818-7541. (AAN CAN) SEEKING SPIRIT centered LMT committed to integrating long term in established group prac- tice. Contact Bobbi at East 15th Street Massage Center, The Spiritual Spa. Weekdays 686- 4461. JOBS FOR Social justice $300- $500/wk. Join the nation’s largest grassroots public interest organization to protect our envi- ronment, human rights and democracy! Career opportunities, benefits avail. 18+. Call Wendy, 686-2771. PERENNIAL, HERB propaga- tion and care, construction helper, lots lifting, etc. Fun! PT now, 4-5 days. FT summer. $8/hr, own car, 18 mo. minimum. 302-3081. NUDE DANCER$ 21+. AUDI- TION SHAKERS, 1195 Main St. Springfield. Day or night. Flexible hrs. TOP $$$. 517-7196, 736- 5177. CAREGIVER TO do physical therapy, stretching three times per week. In home. Pay nego- tiable. 746-1030. CARETAKER-HANDYPER- SON to live on beautiful organic land 15 min from Eugene. Grounds, building maintenance in exchange for rent + hourly. 16 hours/week. No dogs, no smok- ing. 342-5027. EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40, and couples. Send photo and contact phone number to: Video Productions, P.O. Box 40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email: videopro5000@msn.com. 541- 688-1488 (Female Callers Only). BARISTA NEEDED! 3-6 months experience necessary! P/T, flexi- ble schedule. Busy atmosphere. Bring resume to Serrano’s, 1591 Willamette. No calls. Employment Information UNEMPLOYED? HEALTH- CARE for the entire family, $99.95 monthly. No age restric- tions, includes dental, vision, pre- existing conditions accepted, unlimited usage, 500,000+ doc- tors, 800-528-4052, limited time offer. (AAN CAN) MOVIE EXTRAS. $200- $600/day. All looks, types, and ages. No experience required. TV, music videos, film, commercials. Work with the best. 1-800-260- 3949 Ext. 3560. (AAN CAN) Career Training GOD’S FOOD. Kosher law allows the consumption of ocean creatures so long as they have what two characteristics? 28 POSITIONS e-biz company. Learn to earn. Send resume, SASE, and $1 to AIMZC 444 Lincoln St. Eugene, 97401. Full free training. CAREER POSITIONS. $12- $48/hr. Full benefits, paid training on Homeland Security, Law Enforcement, Wildlife, Clerical, Administrative and more. 1-800- 320-9353, x2560. (AAN CAN) By Matt Jones “Double Your Fun” – let the games begin. Across 1 Snapping Adams 6 Knocks on the head 10 Pool start 14 Chocolate basis 15 Ominous phrase 16 It's taken with a hand in the air 17 Not Clinton's favorite lawyer 18 Long division word 19 On a cruise ship 20 Play where Desdemona gets sucked into a tornado? 23 Thanks follower 24 Rhythmic contraction of the heart 25 Tones for the crunchy 28 5, for some holes 29 Place to find infested con- fections? 36 U2 album "Rattle and ___" 37 Deserves it 38 Vote shown on C-SPAN 39 Military tactic designed to confuse? 44 Kennedy, Lincoln, or Clinton: abbr. 45 "In ___ and out the other" 46 1980s hangouts 50 "You're ___ much trouble!" 51 Item that'll rarely catch a rodent? 55 ___ fixe 56 Play an icy sport 57 Radiant 59 Animal on an X-ING sign 60 "What ___ can I say?" 61 Hog's word 62 Long stretch 63 Those things in Tijuana 64 Mollifies Across 1 Summer coolers, for short 2 Grp. involved with Kosovo 3 Sing like Mel Torme 4 She took off with Noonan 5 Lurer on the Rhine 6 Headed for a climax 7 Mr. Bill's exclamation 8 Annie of "Ghostbusters" 9 Striking 10 Like some stretches of high- way 11 It's next to Newark 12 Bridge material 13 Play nice, maybe 21 Go completely nuts 22 2002 Eddie Murphy/Owen Wilson movie 25 Miami's Calle ___ 26 Overthrow 27 Television set, back in the day 30 Show starring William L. Petersen 31 Excitement 32 APRIL 22, 2004 32 "The Sound of Music" extra 33 Prepare fillets 34 1994 animated character voiced by four different peo- ple 35 Zeppelin's "___ Mak'er" 40 They bring up baby 41 Good-looking Garcia 42 Acting, in a way 43 Part of the U.S. and U.S.S.R. 46 Hit song on a 45, usually 47 "8 Seconds" setting 48 Pageant host 49 Grim Reaper's collection 50 Spots in the sea 52 Bear up? 53 Handouts for the poor 54 Fleshy fruit 58 "Rushmore" director Anderson © 2004 Jonesin' Crosswords For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226- 2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655- 6548. Reference puzzle #147 ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK Page 37 COOL TRAVEL job. Entry level positions, 18+, no experience necessary, 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Toll free, 1-888-272-2732. (AAN CAN) BARTENDERS UP to $1000 per week! Bartender Positions Available. FT/PT. No Experience Required. Call 1-800-806-0083 ext. 202. (AAN CAN) Business Opportunities LOVE TO shop? Pose as a cus- tomer at local retailers as a Mystery Shopper. Make your own hours. Training fee applies and must have Internet access. 800- 816-9590. (AAN CAN) EARN CASH while you loose weight. 23 people needed. All organic. 686-0081. WILL $30,000 monthly income change your life? Serious inquiries only. Call 800-447-1023, 24-hour message for further details. Exclusive business ven- ture. Interview required. (AAN CAN) FLEXIBLE HOME Data Entry Work. $427 PT, $820+ FT guaran- teed weekly. No experience nec- essary. Train on PC and start immediately! 800-488-5793. (AAN CAN) A $250K+ 1st year income opportunity. Home based. No sell- ing. NOT MLM! Call 1-877-347- 3745 24 hrs. Training and support provided. (AAN CAN) EASY WORK! Great pay! Process mail from home for National Company. Payment in advance guaranteed. Call 1-800- 341-6573, ext. 610. www.easy- work-greatpay.com (AAN CAN) $250-$500 a week. Will train to work at home. Helping the US government file HUD/FHA mort- gage refunds. No experience nec- essary. Call 1-800-778-0353. Page 38 Bicycles SAFETY INSPECTED bikes. Mountain, men’s, women’s, road, kids, etc. $25 to $200. Large selection of parts avail. Call Dave 606-1275. Computers INTEL PENTIUM 1.4GHz with 128 MB RAM, 56kbs modem, 40 GB hard drive, CD-ROM, and 17” monitor. $300. Call 484-4336. NICE PENTIUM computer. XP Pro Office 2000. 17” monitor, photo shop, Internet ready. $200 OBO 684-4883. Furnishings PRIME CARPET 40 sq. yards $900. 4-drawer file cabinet, single futon captain’s drawer, pine bed frame. All like new. 914-0798. Garage Sales GARAGE SALE! 786 Cornwall Ave (Off Northwest Expressway) 9am-3pm Saturday 4/24 only! Everything must go. Lots of good stuff. POWERFUL PEOPLE. The United Nations began a campaign last week to bring attention to what preventable cause of death that takes approximately 1.2 mil- lion lives every year? Hot Tubs/Pools SPA, NEVER used. Many jets. Therapy seats, loaded. Still under warranty. $2,750. 503-566-7452.