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Announcements
2003 FALL GUN SHOW
Albany Rifle and Pistol Club
Gun Show
May 1 and 2
at Linn County Fairgrounds
Saturday 9-5, Sunday 9-4
Admission $5
2ND ANNUAL My Woman Expo
May 22nd. Looking for women
owned business vendors. Call
Shannon at 343-9393 Ext. 105 or
Nancy at 998-2014.
HIGH TEA and vintage jewelry
show, Sunday, May 2nd. Fools
Paradise Tea House and gallery,
460 Willamette. $22-50 per per-
son, $5 preview tickets are avail-
able. Please call 541-653-2840 for
info and tickets.
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OLD LAPTOPS? The Eugene,
Kathmandu Sister City group is
looking for donations of old lap-
tops. You can claim a tax deduc-
tion for the $ value of your old lap-
top by donating it to a poor and
needy person in Kathmandu. Call
Dennis 345-1135.
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TALL WOMEN, ALL WOMEN.
Private studio close-out sale
designer clothing. Save 30-70%
May 2nd Sun. 12-5 520 W. 27th
Ave. Call to reserve, 434-6606.
TRIVIA TESTIMONIAL! Last
week’s winner, Dave Taube, is
going to be rocking out to live
Ween! What will next week’s win-
ner receive? We’ll find out when
answers come in for the trivia
questions sprinkled through EW
Classifieds. For the curious, here
are the answers to last week’s
questions: Jonathan Richmann’s
school to drop was wannabe Ivy,
Boston University. Diatom shells
are useful in pest control, and
beer. Alanis Morisette stormed
popdom before taking on rock.
Nirvana’s bassist, Krist Novelsic
left music for a political future.
The black circle spins at 33 1/3,
45 and 78 RPMs. Idle samurai
created Zen Buddhism. On a walk,
Ray Bradbury was picked up by
the police. More questions in this
week’s issue. Read them and
answer them!
VISITING WRITER, couple
seeking short-term housing,
house-sit. Early May, June.
Responsible, references. Flexible
dates, price. 485-0579. 913-0186.
WRITERS’ GROUP. Support,
critique group for beginning writ-
ers of poetry, fiction, and creative
nonfiction aged 18 and over.
Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Safe,
relaxed, collegial atmosphere.
Contact Wendell Anderson at 541-
344-8386
or
WAnder9233@aol.com
Lost & Found
Classes
*ADOPT* A happy home,
beaches, LOVE, laughter, security
awaits your precious baby. Cindi
and Brian 1-800-921-5966
expenses paid.
AFFECTIONATE COUPLE
promises love, family country
home, bedtime stories, music,
sports and happiness for your
infant. Expenses paid. Call Linda,
Michael, 800-488-1197.
PRIZE WRITER. Cultural critics
were foaming at the mouth earli-
er this month when the Pulitzer
Prize for criticism was awarded to
a writer specializing in the
fetishism of what object?
WEEKLY DARKROOM classes.
Process black and white film and
print your negatives. You may also
rent by the hour. Contact ArtLab
for info. 485-9220.
LOST DEVON Rex male cat.
Gray, beige. 27th and Jefferson
St. area. Family member, please
return. 345-1296.
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PREGNANT? CONSIDERING
adoption? We can help! We spe-
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birthmothers nationwide. Toll free
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One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN
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Opportunities
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Misc.
Help Wanted
XXX RATED: Lifetime collection
of 125+ X-rated videos and
DVDs, includes classic films. Best
offer over $200. 541-343-2466.
NEED SOMEONE to help deliv-
er weekly paper, prefer someone
from Florence area. Paid per
drop. Start about 7:30 am Thurs.
607-4277.
MODEL SEARCH. Local com-
mercial photographers looking for
all types of people who have style,
a look and the motivation to cre-
ate fashion, sport, lifestyle
images. Ages 16+, no height
requirement. Open call May 9 and
10, Eugene. Call for more infor-
mation, 541-683-1721.
ASSEMBLE CRAFTS, wood
items. $300+/wk plus supplies.
Free info packet. 801-428-4711.
CLASSY, UPSCALE agency
now hiring attractive females 18
and over for private entertain-
ment. Excellent pay! Set your own
hours. No experience necessary.
Call 431-7065.
MAKE A DIFFERENCE
fundraising to restore endan-
gered
habitat.
Part-time,
evenings. To earn a living wage
call 484-3939.
CANDLE MAKERS needed.
100% Natural Soy Wax. Send
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bynight@yahoo.com or call 406-
253-0947.
DANCERS WANTED. Earn top
dollar at one of Lane County’s
Premier Clubs. Call 988-1612.
Garage Sales
YARD SALE 4/24 and 4/25 10-
6. Craft items, baby stuff,
women’s clothing, costume jewel-
ry, household, and vintage furni-
ture. 777 W. 10th Ave.
Business For
Sale
DJ BUSINESS. Profitable, fun,
established. Equipment, CDs,
phone number and directory +
more. Only $2,500. 684-0244.
Adoption/Family
Services
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CERAMIC STUDIO TECHNI-
CIAN, Laborer 2. Erb Memorial
Union Craft Center. Part time posi-
tion. Responsible for organizing,
managing the ceramics studio
and working with student employ-
ees, resident ceramic artist, and
volunteers. Requires comprehen-
sive ceramic experience: knowl-
edge of clays, glaze formulation,
kiln firing, equipment mainte-
nance, and safety precautions
inherent in maintaining a public
ceramic studio. Salary $10.36 to
$14.08 per hour. Application dead-
line 4/27/04. Application and sup-
plemental questionnaire available
at UO Human Resources, 463
Oregon Hall, corner of 13th and
Agate, on the web at
http://hr.uoregon.edu/jobs/ or
call 346-3159, TTY 346-0852.
AA/EO/ADA institution committed
to cultural diversity.
MOVIE EXTRAS! Earn up to
$400-$600 per day. All ages and
looks needed! No experience
required. Call Prime Time casting
1-800-818-7541. (AAN CAN)
SEEKING SPIRIT centered LMT
committed to integrating long
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tice. Contact Bobbi at East 15th
Street Massage Center, The
Spiritual Spa. Weekdays 686-
4461.
JOBS FOR Social justice $300-
$500/wk. Join the nation’s
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organization to protect our envi-
ronment, human rights and
democracy! Career opportunities,
benefits avail. 18+. Call Wendy,
686-2771.
PERENNIAL, HERB propaga-
tion and care, construction helper,
lots lifting, etc. Fun! PT now, 4-5
days. FT summer. $8/hr, own car,
18 mo. minimum. 302-3081.
NUDE DANCER$ 21+. AUDI-
TION SHAKERS, 1195 Main St.
Springfield. Day or night. Flexible
hrs. TOP $$$. 517-7196, 736-
5177.
CAREGIVER TO do physical
therapy, stretching three times
per week. In home. Pay nego-
tiable. 746-1030.
CARETAKER-HANDYPER-
SON to live on beautiful organic
land 15 min from Eugene.
Grounds, building maintenance in
exchange for rent + hourly. 16
hours/week. No dogs, no smok-
ing. 342-5027.
EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to
$500 per session. Eugene
Amateur filmmaker, five years
published, looking for female
models 18-40, and couples. Send
photo and contact phone number
to: Video Productions, P.O. Box
40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email:
videopro5000@msn.com. 541-
688-1488 (Female Callers Only).
BARISTA NEEDED! 3-6 months
experience necessary! P/T, flexi-
ble schedule. Busy atmosphere.
Bring resume to Serrano’s, 1591
Willamette. No calls.
Employment
Information
UNEMPLOYED? HEALTH-
CARE for the entire family,
$99.95 monthly. No age restric-
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MOVIE
EXTRAS. $200-
$600/day. All looks, types, and
ages. No experience required. TV,
music videos, film, commercials.
Work with the best. 1-800-260-
3949 Ext. 3560. (AAN CAN)
Career Training
GOD’S FOOD. Kosher law
allows the consumption of ocean
creatures so long as they have
what two characteristics?
28 POSITIONS e-biz company.
Learn to earn. Send resume,
SASE, and $1 to AIMZC 444
Lincoln St. Eugene, 97401. Full
free training.
CAREER POSITIONS. $12-
$48/hr. Full benefits, paid training
on Homeland Security, Law
Enforcement, Wildlife, Clerical,
Administrative and more. 1-800-
320-9353, x2560. (AAN CAN)
By Matt Jones
“Double Your Fun” – let the games begin.
Across
1 Snapping Adams
6 Knocks on the head
10 Pool start
14 Chocolate basis
15 Ominous phrase
16 It's taken with a hand in the
air
17 Not Clinton's favorite lawyer
18 Long division word
19 On a cruise ship
20 Play where Desdemona gets
sucked into a tornado?
23 Thanks follower
24 Rhythmic contraction of the
heart
25 Tones for the crunchy
28 5, for some holes
29 Place to find infested con-
fections?
36 U2 album "Rattle and ___"
37 Deserves it
38 Vote shown on C-SPAN
39 Military tactic designed to
confuse?
44 Kennedy, Lincoln, or Clinton:
abbr.
45 "In ___ and out the other"
46 1980s hangouts
50 "You're ___ much trouble!"
51 Item that'll rarely catch a
rodent?
55 ___ fixe
56 Play an icy sport
57 Radiant
59 Animal on an X-ING sign
60 "What ___ can I say?"
61 Hog's word
62 Long stretch
63 Those things in Tijuana
64 Mollifies
Across
1 Summer coolers, for short
2 Grp. involved with Kosovo
3 Sing like Mel Torme
4 She took off with Noonan
5 Lurer on the Rhine
6 Headed for a climax
7 Mr. Bill's exclamation
8 Annie of "Ghostbusters"
9 Striking
10 Like some stretches of high-
way
11 It's next to Newark
12 Bridge material
13 Play nice, maybe
21 Go completely nuts
22 2002 Eddie Murphy/Owen
Wilson movie
25 Miami's Calle ___
26 Overthrow
27 Television set, back in the
day
30 Show starring William L.
Petersen
31 Excitement
32 APRIL 22, 2004
32 "The Sound of Music" extra
33 Prepare fillets
34 1994 animated character
voiced by four different peo-
ple
35 Zeppelin's "___ Mak'er"
40 They bring up baby
41 Good-looking Garcia
42 Acting, in a way
43 Part of the U.S. and U.S.S.R.
46 Hit song on a 45, usually
47 "8 Seconds" setting
48 Pageant host
49 Grim Reaper's collection
50 Spots in the sea
52 Bear up?
53 Handouts for the poor
54 Fleshy fruit
58 "Rushmore" director
Anderson
© 2004 Jonesin' Crosswords
For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226-
2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+.
Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655-
6548. Reference puzzle #147
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK
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COOL TRAVEL job. Entry level
positions, 18+, no experience
necessary, 2 weeks paid training,
transportation, lodging provided.
$500 signing bonus to start. Toll
free, 1-888-272-2732. (AAN CAN)
BARTENDERS UP to $1000
per week! Bartender Positions
Available. FT/PT. No Experience
Required. Call 1-800-806-0083
ext. 202. (AAN CAN)
Business
Opportunities
LOVE TO shop? Pose as a cus-
tomer at local retailers as a
Mystery Shopper. Make your own
hours. Training fee applies and
must have Internet access. 800-
816-9590. (AAN CAN)
EARN CASH while you loose
weight. 23 people needed. All
organic. 686-0081.
WILL $30,000 monthly income
change your life? Serious
inquiries only. Call 800-447-1023,
24-hour message for further
details. Exclusive business ven-
ture. Interview required. (AAN
CAN)
FLEXIBLE HOME Data Entry
Work. $427 PT, $820+ FT guaran-
teed weekly. No experience nec-
essary. Train on PC and start
immediately! 800-488-5793. (AAN
CAN)
A $250K+ 1st year income
opportunity. Home based. No sell-
ing. NOT MLM! Call 1-877-347-
3745 24 hrs. Training and support
provided. (AAN CAN)
EASY WORK! Great pay!
Process mail from home for
National Company. Payment in
advance guaranteed. Call 1-800-
341-6573, ext. 610. www.easy-
work-greatpay.com (AAN CAN)
$250-$500 a week. Will train to
work at home. Helping the US
government file HUD/FHA mort-
gage refunds. No experience nec-
essary. Call 1-800-778-0353.
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Bicycles
SAFETY INSPECTED bikes.
Mountain, men’s, women’s, road,
kids, etc. $25 to $200. Large
selection of parts avail. Call Dave
606-1275.
Computers
INTEL PENTIUM 1.4GHz with
128 MB RAM, 56kbs modem, 40
GB hard drive, CD-ROM, and 17”
monitor. $300. Call 484-4336.
NICE PENTIUM computer. XP
Pro Office 2000. 17” monitor,
photo shop, Internet ready. $200
OBO 684-4883.
Furnishings
PRIME CARPET 40 sq. yards
$900. 4-drawer file cabinet, single
futon captain’s drawer, pine bed
frame. All like new. 914-0798.
Garage Sales
GARAGE SALE! 786 Cornwall
Ave (Off Northwest Expressway)
9am-3pm Saturday 4/24 only!
Everything must go. Lots of good
stuff.
POWERFUL PEOPLE. The
United Nations began a campaign
last week to bring attention to
what preventable cause of death
that takes approximately 1.2 mil-
lion lives every year?
Hot Tubs/Pools
SPA, NEVER used. Many jets.
Therapy seats, loaded. Still under
warranty. $2,750. 503-566-7452.