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See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1-888-652-6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. To respond to a Blind Box: Mail a letter to Eugene Weekly, 1251 Lincoln St. Eugene, OR 97401. Attention the letter to the Blind Box name. LIFE ADVENTURER 61 yo SWF. Seeking fellow travel- er for some of life’s adventures. My passions are Aikido, burning man and painting. What are yours? ☎ 2517 ATTENTION GENTS Attractive lady 75 likes grandchil- dren, pets, trying new things. Square dancing, anyone? Looking for companion: kindhearted, healthy, financially secure, who wouldn’t mind a cuddle or two. Please send letter, photo appreci- ated. Write Blind Box: “Hope.” DOES CHASING Wildflowers, swimming high- Cascades lakes, back country powder skiing soothe your soul, leave you quivering in a puddle of bliss?! Passionate, cute, fit, slim, sensual, SWF, 42, seeks you! Road-cyclists, freeheelers espe- cially encouraged!! ☎ 2636 PRETTY Silver haired green eyed educator, trim, traveled and artistic. Would like to meet a cultured, fit and sensual man, age 55-65. Write Blind Box: “Pretty.” ✍ COLLEGE STUDENT SWF, 24, energetic and vital, mature and dark haired. i prefer Christian, loving, playful, organic gardener. I’ve traveled to West Bengal, India, and collected coins. Want to know you. Namaste. ☎ 2607 SPRING FEVER SWPF early 50s, 5’4”, HWP, cute, fit, positive attitude, great sense of humor. ISO reliable, tolerant, liberal, affectionate, monoga- mous guy for romance, walks, conversation, music, movies, the coast. NS. ☎ 2467 BEAUTIFUL BRUNETTE Athletic, occasionally silly, eco- minded, biodegradable. ISO SM 35-45 fit in body and mind, open, well read, interested in Buddhism, camping, hiking, walks on the beach. Looking for a good fit, imperfections gladly accepted. ☎ 2417 HOT FOR HOTTIES Hey I’m a hot girl. Looking for a hot guy any age between 18-25. I want you to want to take long walks at night on the beach and having fun as well. LOL. ☎ 2526 OUTGOING AND FUN MWPF, attractive, fit, with free time during the week. Would like to meet handsome, HWP gentle- man 30-45 for walks, talks, wine tastings, lunches and MORE! NS. ☎ 2523 DOES BACKCOUNTRY powder skiing, chasing wildflow- ers, swimming high Cascades lakes soothe your soul, leave you quivering in a puddle of bliss?! Passionate, cute, fit, slim, sensual SWF, 42, seeks you! Road cyclists, freeheelers especially encour- aged! ☎ 2519 SPRING IN THE AIR Hardworking, good looking SWM 6’2” 210 lb. Single 1 year looking to meet someone. Let’s have cof- fee and talk. ☎ 2613 WANTED: WHITE F Tall SBM seeks SWF, 40-60, who likes movies, picnics, dancing. HWP. ☎ 2647 WONDERFUL DAD My dad is a wonderful man. Sweet, handsome, smart, youth- ful, and athletic! He likes nature, children, and animals. He’s look- ing for 30-40 yo SF to love and cherish forever. ☎ 2643 SENSUOUS SPIRITUALITY Passionate open heart, 40, 6’, 175, blue eyes, thick hair, youthful, athletic, alive, spiritual, educated, committed, earth-centered, left, green. Seeking courageous, ven- turing, strong, passionate SF, 30- 40, heart connection, commit- ment, family. ☎ 2642 WHIPCORD DWM, 49, green man under- achiever, dominant paradigm escapee. Land steward near lake. ISO woodland nymph for splash- ing around the spring and frolick- ing in glen. Play flute to my drum. ☎ 2638 MAD HATTER Seeks Alice. Music is not enough, I need friends. 31 male seeks 21- 35 female for playful interactions. Creativity and respect a must. No game playing until we agree on the rules. Friends first. ☎ 2634 ADVENTUROUS SWM 40 seeking adventurous SWF 25-42, to camp, hike, fish, eat good food and enjoy warm evenings around a campfire. Spunky, warped sense of humor welcomed. ☎ 2608 CUTE FARM BOY Virgin, need to sow my wild oats. Very loving, wealthy. Desire to please you with kisses and loving caress, making wonderful love or dirty sex. Take care of my manly needs, call now! ☎ 2606 LAST DANCE Tall, mustached, working silver lion with sensitive heart and mid- 50s relationship charisma. Seeks HWP, tallish, love survivor for music, dancing, Bijou, laughing, and mutual nurturing. ☎ 2594 ASIAN WOMAN Attractive tall SWM HWP. 47, is very attracted to beautiful Asian women 18-40 who are HWP. For walks, talks, dinner and more. UO students especially welcome. ☎ 2592 HOT LOVER Hot, sophisticated lover, radical humanitarian. Seeks hot woman. We’re honest, healthy, stable, fun! Uninhibited, vegetarian, herb friendly, eclectic adventurers. Motivated by loving communica- tion (the best lubrication), mas- sage, music, nature, smiling. ☎ 2534 FIT, PETITE SOUGHT Nice guy, 57, Roseburg, fit, fun, Harley type, seeks funny, intelli- gent woman for passion romance, mellow times, blues, rides and a future. Age not important, attitude is. Younger a plus! ☎ 2590 HEY ASIAN GIRL! A very nice guy wants to meet you for the start of what could be the romance of a lifetime. You are intelligent, fit and love attention. ☎ 2591 LIVE! Easy travel, the states, beyond. Museums, hikes, snorkel. Laugh, dance, hot tub, dream under the stars. Fit SWM 5’10”, blonde, 53. ISO F, Fit, 39-55, independent, NS. LTR? ☎ 2582 SWM 48 Begin with curiosity, playfulness, caring. Add open communication, ridiculousness, spirituality. Mix weirdness, flaws, shadow side. Enter mystery, magic. Blend. Let hearts trust, spirits reveal. Soul’s recipe seeks mate. Write Blind Box: “Spirits Reveal.” ✍ RUGGED INDIVIDUAL Spring fever. Need some romance. 23 year old attractive man. Athletic build, rugged, would love to meet nice young women for some fun. Relax, have fun, enjoy life. ☎ 2581 EARTHY WOMAN SM, 50. Fit, happy, youthful, play- ful, sensual. Looking to share romance, passion, health, laugh- ter, outdoors, travel and garden with earthy woman. ND, NS, Green OK. ☎ 2580 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): If forced to decide between having a bigger LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): By 2005, you’ll be enrolled in a new School of penis and living in a world where there was no war, 90 percent of men would pick universal peace. So says a poll conducted by Glamour magazine and MensHealth.com. I predict that fate will soon ask you, Aries, to choose between two possibilities that also seem to represent a showdown between self-aggrandizement and altruism. If you play your wild cards, right, however, you may not have to pick one at the expense of the other. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you can have both. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “We are attracted to people who express the qualities we deny or repress in ourselves,” says creativity expert Shakti Gawain. Using this idea as your hypothesis, Taurus, take an inventory of the people you’re most drawn to. Ask yourself whether they have talents and dreams that you secretly wish could come fully alive in you. If you find this to be the case, consider the possibility that it’s time to transform your secret wishes into definite plans. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Seeing as how you’re at the peak of your popularity and in the harvest phase of your yearly cycle, why not suggest to your friends that they organize a celebration in your honor? A parade could launch the fes- tivities, with you riding in a red Cadillac convertible followed by floats depicting the turning points in your life. When you arrive at the banquet hall, you’ll be carried on a litter to a throne. You’ll eat a gourmet dinner featuring your favorite food while a series of allies comes to the microphone to describe what they like most about you. To conclude the party, a band will play a set of songs written especially for you. These are merely suggestions, Gemini. You may have different ideas about how you’d like to be glorified. Just make sure you communicate them clearly to the proper people. CANCER (June 21-July 22): I’m a direct descendant of Genghis Khan (1162-1227), the Mongol leader who controlled an empire stretching from Hungary to Korea. The funny thing is, you might be one of his progeny, too. Geneticists have determined that there are millions of us worldwide, owing to our forefather’s prolific sowing of wild oats over an extensive area. Of course it’s natural if we have mixed feelings about him: He and his troops did all the nasty things a conquering army usually does. But he was also a good manager who codified laws, advanced religious freedom, and promoted ethnic diversity. Even if Khan isn’t officially your ancestor, Cancerian, you’re now primed to imitate his more enlightened side. As you expand your territory and authority, fantasize about the ways your new clout will allow you to give greater gifts. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I never take drugs. If I were a Leo, however, I might travel to Britain this week and smoke some pot. (Possession of the stuff in small amounts is no longer illegal there.) If that’s impossible for you, find other ways to gently blow your mind. Go on a three-day meditation retreat, make love for six con- secutive hours, and read the poetry of Mary Oliver while swinging on a swing. Or make atonement to a person you once wronged, assume that everything you think you know is only half-right, and give away money to someone in need. Or all of the above. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The Indian activist Gandhi led many peaceful rebellions against oppressive governments, first in South Africa and later in British- controlled India. At first he called his strategy “passive resistance,” but later dis- avowed that term because it had negative implications. He ultimately chose the Sanskrit word satyagraha, meaning “love force” or “truth force.” “Truth (‘satya’) implies love,” he said, “and firmness (‘agraha’) is a synonym for force. ‘Satyagraha’ is thus the force which is born of truth and love.” According to my reading of the astro- logical omens, Virgo, satyagraha should be your word of power in the coming weeks. Your uprising against the forces of darkness has got to do more than say “no.” A fierce, primal YES should be at the heart of your crusade. Life, beginning a fresh course of study that will delight the innocent, open-hearted kid in you. But much of 2004 will be like taking a long final exam based on material you’ve studied forever. On some days the test questions may bore you into a stupor, while on other days they may electrify you into a state of red alert. Here’s a clue that could help you keep those extreme states to a minimum in the coming months, as well as ensure that you’ll ace the exam: Leave your normal routine and get away from it all as often as is practical. While you wander in the great unknown, you’re likely to attract the exact experiences you’ll need to solve the toughest riddles. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Let’s do a check-in, Scorpio. What progress have you been making in your work on this year’s biggest opportunity? As I suggested last December, 2004 will be an excellent time to build the kind of network you’ve always wanted. New alliances will be yours for the asking. Existing collabora- tors will be extra receptive to deepening your connections. You’ll tend to get lucky whenever you try to interest people in helping you express your talents for the good of all. If you’ve been lagging behind in cashing in on this trend, step up your efforts immediately. You now have the power to make up for lost time. SPRING FEVER Newly recovered from conserva- tive Baptist upbringing. Bored with the mainstream society, seeking cute hippy girl. I am 25 years old 5’4” athletic, sensual, open minded, sensitive. Enjoy gatherings, movies, and nature. ☎ 2578 MY CAR IS A BIKE 24 yo skinny Virgo, Ram hippie seeking compatible female on journey through space-time. Will cook for massage. ☎ 2531 LET IT BE 40s, tall, fit, sensitive M ISO fun slender, sensual, attractive woman. Seeking quality communi- cation, intimacy and discrete sur- prises. ☎ 2518 NEED A PAGAN Need, as opposed to merely want: Capable, slim pagan at extreme odds with dominant culture. Let’s combine resources and resource- fulness to create a more sane present and secure future life. ☎ 2475 COMPANIONSHIP You are mature, bright, active, loyal. LTR? I am 6’, 200 lbs. Above all, love the Oregon coast, inter- esting, don’t mind coming inland. Let’s talk. Florence. ☎ 2472 WM 43, 5’10”, brown hair, blue eyes, hardwork- ing, outdoorsy, weightlifter, seeks dinner, movie date with very busty, affectionate female, age and race unimportant. ☎ 2458 2 SMASHING FRIENDS With time to please. Don’t worry we already quit our day jobs. Both brown hair, dark skin, 5’7” and 5’10”. We are loyal, with own style. We need the sweetest sugar mama. Join our fun. It’s like noth- ing to us, smashing in the sun. ☎ 2418 SILVER, BLONDE You are exceptional because you are you. Needing a special friend. You are open. Know yourself, wants, needs. 40-55. Me: Cute, 47, athletic, well read, solvent. Take a safe chance. ☎ 2527 MORE THAN GENTLE 5’8” 27 yo BM seeks for a hang out buddy. Should be open mind- ed, understanding and honest. I will be yours. ☎ 2524 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Free will is there for the taking, like wild blueberries,” writes poet Ellen Doré Watson, “— a trifle more sour than we remember.” In other words, Capricorn, your mouth might pucker and your eyes may squint when you first sample the ripe crop of free will that you’ll come upon this week. But once you’ve experienced the sensation for a while, it’ll start tasting sweeter. By this time next week, you’ll be amazed at how delicious it is. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In my astrological opinion, you now have a sacred duty to cause good trouble. Please carry out at least two kinds of benevolent mischief from the following list. 1. Break taboos that serve no useful pur- pose. 2. Circumvent rules that are rotten or harmful. 3. Expose the manipulators who are trying to get everyone to buy into their delusions. 4. Trick people into rebelling against influences that are bad for them. 5. If you see friends or loved ones who are running on autopilot, give them lessons on how to wake up. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Piscean actress Mercedes Ruehl won the Golden Globe award for Best Supporting Actress for her role in the 1991 movie The Fisher King. Taking the stage at the awards ceremony, she exclaimed, “I shall never waitress again, and you are my witnesses!” She was almost 43 years old at the time. I foresee a comparable breakthrough for you in the coming months, Pisces. It may not be quite as dramatic as Ruehl’s, but it will definitely free you forever from a task that has stifled or demeaned your spirit. And you can lay the groundwork for this victory now. Homework: What’s the weird thing you do or think that’s too strange to reveal to your friends and loved ones? (Your secret’s safe with me.) Testify at www.freewillas- trology.com CATCH OF THE WEEK: BUS HUNK I saw your muscles flexing and your pant bulging and thought, “If I were brave I would ask for your number, hot bus driver, Tom Cruise.” ☎ 2528 Want to be featured? Show us your creative side when writing your EW Personals ad and you might be featured! Personal ads are free for 30 words and include free access to our voicemail system. Call 484-0519 to place your ad. FUN SEEKER Looking for fun gal to run around with, must love outdoors, kids, and quiet times. Age, size, irrele- vant. Open minded. Single or oth- erwise, leave me a message, I’ll call you. ☎ 2576 COOL PEOPLE Looking for some cool people, 40- 55, who like to come to the coast to play. I’m into most sports, tak- ing my dog on hikes, swimming, kayaking, tennis. I’m a fun intro- vert. ☎ 2466 STARVING ROOTS Lacking photosynthetic bodies, tree roots need sugars, from another source. What is the trunk organ that manages this supply of nutrition? FRIDGE PHOTOS All of mine are of me, my dog. I would love someone to share our climbing, skiing adventures. Looking for that one amazing woman, and dog :) 35-45, beauti- ful and creative. Send me your adventure photo and I’ll send you mine. Blind Box “Fridge Photo”. PLAY WITH ME ISO voluptuous, uninhibited, 35- 56 year feminine woman for non- committal play with uninhibited, attractive 42 year feminine woman needing to discreetly sat- isfy life long fantasy. ☎ 2633 QUIVER Looking for someone who is intel- ligent and humorous who enjoys quiet time together. Someone able to make my heart flutter and make me quiver. ☎ 2593 RAINBOW DAZE Gremlins laughing in the sun and under skies of night thru a rain- bow haze of celebrated days, with fire light and smiles bright, bathed in the magik of life, from all around and above remember always love. ☎ 2649 DOLLY SISTER Hi. I sat with you awhile at Sweet Life the other day. I’m “taken,” so I guess I’m just flirting saying I can’t stop thinking about you. ☎ 2646 NO COMMITMENTS Knock, knock. Who wants to have fun? The weather is breaking, time to enjoy. No commitments, just someone to hang out with. ☎ 2464 SHAWN23 Liked what I saw in the onion, not the carrot, or even the broccoli, the onion. Live in Eugene, fly spacecraft and gambol in nearby pastures. You?? ☎ 2645 GOT PERSPECTIVE? 20 yo fem student loves running, dance, art. Looking for a 20-30 yo lady with a beautiful perspective on life to enjoy the beautiful sun- shine with. No expectations. ☎ 2421 ARIES SISYA The sweet, funny looks we traded in JP’s yoga class made my heart race. You’ve generously shared your beautiful, intense self with me since January. Thanks for being my Mr. Right. I love you, baby. Happy Birthday from your Irish Wench. UNDERSTANDING GBM, 25 yo, seeking a guy who’s understanding, nice to be with, 18-30 yo. Would and might date with coffee. Please not over 30 yo. To know more, pick this nice ad. ☎ 2603 WHITE TV 40s seeking BM for friendship. Nice duplex Ferry St. bridge area. ☎ 2602 JUST FOR FUN Looking for guy who want to have a good time with. You must be clean and let play it safe. Bi, gay, married, and straight. ☎ 2471 PARTY AND PLAY GWC seeks other men for similar interests. Albany. ☎ 2463 SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): April is Feedback Month. In the coming weeks, everyone from your best friend to the janitor at work may barrage you with hints of what they think about you. A few of the reports will be fairly accurate representations of you, while others may resemble the reflections you get from funhouse mirrors. If you just relax your ego muscles and watch the mad rush of images as you would a comic movie, however, the overall experience will be rejuvenating. You can call Rob Brezsny, day or night, for your EXPANDED WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: 1-900-950-7700 • $1.99 per minute • Touchtone phone 18 & over • c/s 612-373-9785 38 APRIL 8, 2004 GOOD-LOOKING, Tall, 6’3”. Dark blonde blue eyed white guy. Happily engaged but lacking in other fulfillment’s. ISO WF that can maybe help out. ☎ 2533 DOAK CREEK CUTIE Tsunami Books 3/31 Hopsicker talk. You: Great looking jeans, Toyota PU, with boyfriend? Me: Dark hair, leather jacket, jeans. Have seen you before. Connection? If interested and available lets chat. ☎ 2640 YUKON JACKS I noticed you hanging around at the end of the bar. A couple of times you had on something with the “Spirits” logo on it. Very sexy in that. We danced at the Wine, Blues Festival on my birthday. You smiled a lot when I looked at you. Smile for me again. ☎ 2639 REI TEVA GUY Day after Thanksgiving sale at REI. I was with my mother trying on shoes and we talked about Tevas. Can’t forget your smile. Coffee? ☎ 2637 REDHEADED BEAUTY Walking on the beach. The day was wonderful. Good weather and better company. I’m hoping for more days like that, seal-watching or not. ☎ 2632 MISSING YOU DEARLY Please beautiful sons Jake Nortin and Ryan Nortin, your mom loves you no matter what. Please call home. I miss you very much. Lovingly, Alegria. PURR 25 yo submissive with 4+ years in the lifestyle is looking to try her hand at the wild world of domina- tion. Call me “gorgeous” and let’s explore. ☎ 2536 JUST FROM CALI Wearing your Nintendo Hoodie looking for a job. You took my breath away when we talked at McDonalds. I’d love to see you again. ☎ 2600 HOT BUNNY ART DIVA Saw you pontificating, dazzling, fooling a group of art droolers last full moon. You are the cream in my coffee, the song in my heart. I love you, Bunny! ☎ 2598 AT JERRY’S IN SPFLD You were eating lunch in front of Jerry’s at about 11:30 am Thursday 4/02. We made eye contact. You are very cute. Let’s get together and talk and . . . ☎ 2651 PRIVATE DANCER I saw you in my compost again and you didn’t stop in to let me spank you. Next stop by and bring Bigfoot. ☎ 2650 NEIGHBORS 3/26 Amber, you said I had nice moves. My moves would have been a lot closer had I known you were sin- gle! Hope you show up on Sunday the 4th. ☎ 2597 PIONEER SAFEWAY 3/21/04, 11:45 pm. Security Guard smiled many times at me. How big is your billy club? ☎ 2589 MOVIES 12 3/21/04, 9:50pm. Cute blond car- ried your friend into the movie lobby. I was sitting around window and will you carried me home? ☎ 2588 Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investi- gate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. 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