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LIFE ADVENTURER
61 yo SWF. Seeking fellow travel-
er for some of life’s adventures.
My passions are Aikido, burning
man and painting. What are
yours? ☎ 2517
ATTENTION GENTS
Attractive lady 75 likes grandchil-
dren, pets, trying new things.
Square dancing, anyone? Looking
for companion: kindhearted,
healthy, financially secure, who
wouldn’t mind a cuddle or two.
Please send letter, photo appreci-
ated. Write Blind Box: “Hope.”
DOES CHASING
Wildflowers, swimming high-
Cascades lakes, back country
powder skiing soothe your soul,
leave you quivering in a puddle of
bliss?! Passionate, cute, fit, slim,
sensual, SWF, 42, seeks you!
Road-cyclists, freeheelers espe-
cially encouraged!! ☎ 2636
PRETTY
Silver haired green eyed educator,
trim, traveled and artistic. Would
like to meet a cultured, fit and
sensual man, age 55-65. Write
Blind Box: “Pretty.” ✍
COLLEGE STUDENT
SWF, 24, energetic and vital,
mature and dark haired. i prefer
Christian, loving, playful, organic
gardener. I’ve traveled to West
Bengal, India, and collected coins.
Want to know you. Namaste. ☎
2607
SPRING FEVER
SWPF early 50s, 5’4”, HWP, cute,
fit, positive attitude, great sense
of humor. ISO reliable, tolerant,
liberal, affectionate, monoga-
mous guy for romance, walks,
conversation, music, movies, the
coast. NS. ☎ 2467
BEAUTIFUL BRUNETTE
Athletic, occasionally silly, eco-
minded, biodegradable. ISO SM
35-45 fit in body and mind, open,
well read, interested in Buddhism,
camping, hiking, walks on the
beach. Looking for a good fit,
imperfections gladly accepted. ☎
2417
HOT FOR HOTTIES
Hey I’m a hot girl. Looking for a
hot guy any age between 18-25. I
want you to want to take long
walks at night on the beach and
having fun as well. LOL. ☎ 2526
OUTGOING AND FUN
MWPF, attractive, fit, with free
time during the week. Would like
to meet handsome, HWP gentle-
man 30-45 for walks, talks, wine
tastings, lunches and MORE! NS.
☎ 2523
DOES BACKCOUNTRY
powder skiing, chasing wildflow-
ers, swimming high Cascades
lakes soothe your soul, leave you
quivering in a puddle of bliss?!
Passionate, cute, fit, slim, sensual
SWF, 42, seeks you! Road cyclists,
freeheelers especially encour-
aged! ☎ 2519
SPRING IN THE AIR
Hardworking, good looking SWM
6’2” 210 lb. Single 1 year looking
to meet someone. Let’s have cof-
fee and talk. ☎ 2613
WANTED: WHITE F
Tall SBM seeks SWF, 40-60, who
likes movies, picnics, dancing.
HWP. ☎ 2647
WONDERFUL DAD
My dad is a wonderful man.
Sweet, handsome, smart, youth-
ful, and athletic! He likes nature,
children, and animals. He’s look-
ing for 30-40 yo SF to love and
cherish forever. ☎ 2643
SENSUOUS SPIRITUALITY
Passionate open heart, 40, 6’,
175, blue eyes, thick hair, youthful,
athletic, alive, spiritual, educated,
committed, earth-centered, left,
green. Seeking courageous, ven-
turing, strong, passionate SF, 30-
40, heart connection, commit-
ment, family. ☎ 2642
WHIPCORD
DWM, 49, green man under-
achiever, dominant paradigm
escapee. Land steward near lake.
ISO woodland nymph for splash-
ing around the spring and frolick-
ing in glen. Play flute to my drum.
☎ 2638
MAD HATTER
Seeks Alice. Music is not enough,
I need friends. 31 male seeks 21-
35 female for playful interactions.
Creativity and respect a must. No
game playing until we agree on
the rules. Friends first. ☎ 2634
ADVENTUROUS
SWM 40 seeking adventurous
SWF 25-42, to camp, hike, fish,
eat good food and enjoy warm
evenings around a campfire.
Spunky, warped sense of humor
welcomed. ☎ 2608
CUTE FARM BOY
Virgin, need to sow my wild oats.
Very loving, wealthy. Desire to
please you with kisses and loving
caress, making wonderful love or
dirty sex. Take care of my manly
needs, call now! ☎ 2606
LAST DANCE
Tall, mustached, working silver
lion with sensitive heart and mid-
50s relationship charisma. Seeks
HWP, tallish, love survivor for
music, dancing, Bijou, laughing,
and mutual nurturing. ☎ 2594
ASIAN WOMAN
Attractive tall SWM HWP. 47, is
very attracted to beautiful Asian
women 18-40 who are HWP. For
walks, talks, dinner and more. UO
students especially welcome. ☎
2592
HOT LOVER
Hot, sophisticated lover, radical
humanitarian. Seeks hot woman.
We’re honest, healthy, stable, fun!
Uninhibited, vegetarian, herb
friendly, eclectic adventurers.
Motivated by loving communica-
tion (the best lubrication), mas-
sage, music, nature, smiling. ☎
2534
FIT, PETITE SOUGHT
Nice guy, 57, Roseburg, fit, fun,
Harley type, seeks funny, intelli-
gent woman for passion romance,
mellow times, blues, rides and a
future. Age not important, attitude
is. Younger a plus! ☎ 2590
HEY ASIAN GIRL!
A very nice guy wants to meet you
for the start of what could be the
romance of a lifetime. You are
intelligent, fit and love attention.
☎ 2591
LIVE!
Easy travel, the states, beyond.
Museums, hikes, snorkel. Laugh,
dance, hot tub, dream under the
stars. Fit SWM 5’10”, blonde, 53.
ISO F, Fit, 39-55, independent, NS.
LTR? ☎ 2582
SWM 48
Begin with curiosity, playfulness,
caring. Add open communication,
ridiculousness, spirituality. Mix
weirdness, flaws, shadow side.
Enter mystery, magic. Blend. Let
hearts trust, spirits reveal. Soul’s
recipe seeks mate. Write Blind
Box: “Spirits Reveal.” ✍
RUGGED INDIVIDUAL
Spring fever. Need some
romance. 23 year old attractive
man. Athletic build, rugged, would
love to meet nice young women
for some fun. Relax, have fun,
enjoy life. ☎ 2581
EARTHY WOMAN
SM, 50. Fit, happy, youthful, play-
ful, sensual. Looking to share
romance, passion, health, laugh-
ter, outdoors, travel and garden
with earthy woman. ND, NS,
Green OK. ☎ 2580
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): If forced to decide between having a bigger LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): By 2005, you’ll be enrolled in a new School of
penis and living in a world where there was no war, 90 percent of men would pick
universal peace. So says a poll conducted by Glamour magazine and
MensHealth.com. I predict that fate will soon ask you, Aries, to choose between two
possibilities that also seem to represent a showdown between self-aggrandizement
and altruism. If you play your wild cards, right, however, you may not have to pick one
at the expense of the other. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you
can have both.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “We are attracted to people who
express the qualities we deny or repress in ourselves,” says creativity expert Shakti
Gawain. Using this idea as your hypothesis, Taurus, take an inventory of the people
you’re most drawn to. Ask yourself whether they have talents and dreams that you
secretly wish could come fully alive in you. If you find this to be the case, consider the
possibility that it’s time to transform your secret wishes into definite plans.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 20): Seeing as how you’re at the peak of your
popularity and in the harvest phase of your yearly cycle, why not suggest to your
friends that they organize a celebration in your honor? A parade could launch the fes-
tivities, with you riding in a red Cadillac convertible followed by floats depicting the
turning points in your life. When you arrive at the banquet hall, you’ll be carried on a
litter to a throne. You’ll eat a gourmet dinner featuring your favorite food while a
series of allies comes to the microphone to describe what they like most about you.
To conclude the party, a band will play a set of songs written especially for you. These
are merely suggestions, Gemini. You may have different ideas about how you’d like to
be glorified. Just make sure you communicate them clearly to the proper people.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): I’m a direct descendant of Genghis
Khan (1162-1227), the Mongol leader who controlled an empire stretching from
Hungary to Korea. The funny thing is, you might be one of his progeny, too. Geneticists
have determined that there are millions of us worldwide, owing to our forefather’s
prolific sowing of wild oats over an extensive area. Of course it’s natural if we have
mixed feelings about him: He and his troops did all the nasty things a conquering
army usually does. But he was also a good manager who codified laws, advanced
religious freedom, and promoted ethnic diversity. Even if Khan isn’t officially your
ancestor, Cancerian, you’re now primed to imitate his more enlightened side. As you
expand your territory and authority, fantasize about the ways your new clout will
allow you to give greater gifts.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I never take drugs. If I were a Leo, however, I might
travel to Britain this week and smoke some pot. (Possession of the stuff in small
amounts is no longer illegal there.) If that’s impossible for you, find other ways to
gently blow your mind. Go on a three-day meditation retreat, make love for six con-
secutive hours, and read the poetry of Mary Oliver while swinging on a swing. Or
make atonement to a person you once wronged, assume that everything you think
you know is only half-right, and give away money to someone in need. Or all of the
above.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The Indian activist Gandhi led many peaceful
rebellions against oppressive governments, first in South Africa and later in British-
controlled India. At first he called his strategy “passive resistance,” but later dis-
avowed that term because it had negative implications. He ultimately chose the
Sanskrit word satyagraha, meaning “love force” or “truth force.” “Truth (‘satya’)
implies love,” he said, “and firmness (‘agraha’) is a synonym for force. ‘Satyagraha’ is
thus the force which is born of truth and love.” According to my reading of the astro-
logical omens, Virgo, satyagraha should be your word of power in the coming weeks.
Your uprising against the forces of darkness has got to do more than say “no.” A
fierce, primal YES should be at the heart of your crusade.
Life, beginning a fresh course of study that will delight the innocent, open-hearted kid
in you. But much of 2004 will be like taking a long final exam based on material you’ve
studied forever. On some days the test questions may bore you into a stupor, while on
other days they may electrify you into a state of red alert. Here’s a clue that could
help you keep those extreme states to a minimum in the coming months, as well as
ensure that you’ll ace the exam: Leave your normal routine and get away from it all
as often as is practical. While you wander in the great unknown, you’re likely to
attract the exact experiences you’ll need to solve the toughest riddles.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Let’s do a check-in, Scorpio. What
progress have you been making in your work on this year’s biggest opportunity? As I
suggested last December, 2004 will be an excellent time to build the kind of network
you’ve always wanted. New alliances will be yours for the asking. Existing collabora-
tors will be extra receptive to deepening your connections. You’ll tend to get lucky
whenever you try to interest people in helping you express your talents for the good
of all. If you’ve been lagging behind in cashing in on this trend, step up your efforts
immediately. You now have the power to make up for lost time.
SPRING FEVER
Newly recovered from conserva-
tive Baptist upbringing. Bored
with the mainstream society,
seeking cute hippy girl. I am 25
years old 5’4” athletic, sensual,
open minded, sensitive. Enjoy
gatherings, movies, and nature. ☎
2578
MY CAR IS A BIKE
24 yo skinny Virgo, Ram hippie
seeking compatible female on
journey through space-time. Will
cook for massage. ☎ 2531
LET IT BE
40s, tall, fit, sensitive M ISO fun
slender, sensual, attractive
woman. Seeking quality communi-
cation, intimacy and discrete sur-
prises. ☎ 2518
NEED A PAGAN
Need, as opposed to merely want:
Capable, slim pagan at extreme
odds with dominant culture. Let’s
combine resources and resource-
fulness to create a more sane
present and secure future life. ☎
2475
COMPANIONSHIP
You are mature, bright, active,
loyal. LTR? I am 6’, 200 lbs. Above
all, love the Oregon coast, inter-
esting, don’t mind coming inland.
Let’s talk. Florence. ☎ 2472
WM 43, 5’10”,
brown hair, blue eyes, hardwork-
ing, outdoorsy, weightlifter, seeks
dinner, movie date with very busty,
affectionate female, age and race
unimportant. ☎ 2458
2 SMASHING FRIENDS
With time to please. Don’t worry
we already quit our day jobs. Both
brown hair, dark skin, 5’7” and
5’10”. We are loyal, with own
style. We need the sweetest sugar
mama. Join our fun. It’s like noth-
ing to us, smashing in the sun. ☎
2418
SILVER, BLONDE
You are exceptional because you
are you. Needing a special friend.
You are open. Know yourself,
wants, needs. 40-55. Me: Cute,
47, athletic, well read, solvent.
Take a safe chance. ☎ 2527
MORE THAN GENTLE
5’8” 27 yo BM seeks for a hang
out buddy. Should be open mind-
ed, understanding and honest. I
will be yours. ☎ 2524
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Free will is there for the
taking, like wild blueberries,” writes poet Ellen Doré Watson, “— a trifle more sour
than we remember.” In other words, Capricorn, your mouth might pucker and your
eyes may squint when you first sample the ripe crop of free will that you’ll come upon
this week. But once you’ve experienced the sensation for a while, it’ll start tasting
sweeter. By this time next week, you’ll be amazed at how delicious it is.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In my astrological opinion, you
now have a sacred duty to cause good trouble. Please carry out at least two kinds of
benevolent mischief from the following list. 1. Break taboos that serve no useful pur-
pose. 2. Circumvent rules that are rotten or harmful. 3. Expose the manipulators who
are trying to get everyone to buy into their delusions. 4. Trick people into rebelling
against influences that are bad for them. 5. If you see friends or loved ones who are
running on autopilot, give them lessons on how to wake up.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Piscean actress Mercedes Ruehl won
the Golden Globe award for Best Supporting Actress for her role in the 1991 movie
The Fisher King. Taking the stage at the awards ceremony, she exclaimed, “I shall
never waitress again, and you are my witnesses!” She was almost 43 years old at the
time. I foresee a comparable breakthrough for you in the coming months, Pisces. It
may not be quite as dramatic as Ruehl’s, but it will definitely free you forever from a
task that has stifled or demeaned your spirit. And you can lay the groundwork for this
victory now.
Homework: What’s the weird thing you do or think that’s too strange to reveal to
your friends and loved ones? (Your secret’s safe with me.) Testify at www.freewillas-
trology.com
CATCH OF THE WEEK:
BUS HUNK
I saw your muscles flexing and your pant
bulging and thought, “If I were brave I
would ask for your number, hot bus driver,
Tom Cruise.” ☎ 2528
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FUN SEEKER
Looking for fun gal to run around
with, must love outdoors, kids,
and quiet times. Age, size, irrele-
vant. Open minded. Single or oth-
erwise, leave me a message, I’ll
call you. ☎ 2576
COOL PEOPLE
Looking for some cool people, 40-
55, who like to come to the coast
to play. I’m into most sports, tak-
ing my dog on hikes, swimming,
kayaking, tennis. I’m a fun intro-
vert. ☎ 2466
STARVING ROOTS
Lacking photosynthetic bodies,
tree roots need sugars, from
another source. What is the trunk
organ that manages this supply of
nutrition?
FRIDGE PHOTOS
All of mine are of me, my dog. I
would love someone to share our
climbing, skiing adventures.
Looking for that one amazing
woman, and dog :) 35-45, beauti-
ful and creative. Send me your
adventure photo and I’ll send you
mine. Blind Box “Fridge Photo”.
PLAY WITH ME
ISO voluptuous, uninhibited, 35-
56 year feminine woman for non-
committal play with uninhibited,
attractive 42 year feminine
woman needing to discreetly sat-
isfy life long fantasy. ☎ 2633
QUIVER
Looking for someone who is intel-
ligent and humorous who enjoys
quiet time together. Someone able
to make my heart flutter and
make me quiver. ☎ 2593
RAINBOW DAZE
Gremlins laughing in the sun and
under skies of night thru a rain-
bow haze of celebrated days, with
fire light and smiles bright, bathed
in the magik of life, from all around
and above remember always love.
☎ 2649
DOLLY SISTER
Hi. I sat with you awhile at Sweet
Life the other day. I’m “taken,” so
I guess I’m just flirting saying I
can’t stop thinking about you. ☎
2646
NO COMMITMENTS
Knock, knock. Who wants to have
fun? The weather is breaking,
time to enjoy. No commitments,
just someone to hang out with. ☎
2464
SHAWN23
Liked what I saw in the onion, not
the carrot, or even the broccoli,
the onion. Live in Eugene, fly
spacecraft and gambol in nearby
pastures. You?? ☎ 2645
GOT PERSPECTIVE?
20 yo fem student loves running,
dance, art. Looking for a 20-30 yo
lady with a beautiful perspective
on life to enjoy the beautiful sun-
shine with. No expectations. ☎
2421
ARIES SISYA
The sweet, funny looks we traded
in JP’s yoga class made my heart
race. You’ve generously shared
your beautiful, intense self with
me since January. Thanks for
being my Mr. Right. I love you,
baby. Happy Birthday from your
Irish Wench.
UNDERSTANDING
GBM, 25 yo, seeking a guy who’s
understanding, nice to be with,
18-30 yo. Would and might date
with coffee. Please not over 30 yo.
To know more, pick this nice ad. ☎
2603
WHITE TV
40s seeking BM for friendship.
Nice duplex Ferry St. bridge area.
☎ 2602
JUST FOR FUN
Looking for guy who want to have
a good time with. You must be
clean and let play it safe. Bi, gay,
married, and straight. ☎ 2471
PARTY AND PLAY
GWC seeks other men for similar
interests. Albany. ☎ 2463
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): April is Feedback
Month. In the coming weeks, everyone from your best friend to the janitor at work
may barrage you with hints of what they think about you. A few of the reports will be
fairly accurate representations of you, while others may resemble the reflections you
get from funhouse mirrors. If you just relax your ego muscles and watch the mad
rush of images as you would a comic movie, however, the overall experience will be
rejuvenating.
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GOOD-LOOKING,
Tall, 6’3”. Dark blonde blue eyed
white guy. Happily engaged but
lacking in other fulfillment’s. ISO
WF that can maybe help out. ☎
2533
DOAK CREEK CUTIE
Tsunami Books 3/31 Hopsicker
talk. You: Great looking jeans,
Toyota PU, with boyfriend? Me:
Dark hair, leather jacket, jeans.
Have seen you before.
Connection? If interested and
available lets chat. ☎ 2640
YUKON JACKS
I noticed you hanging around at
the end of the bar. A couple of
times you had on something with
the “Spirits” logo on it. Very sexy
in that. We danced at the Wine,
Blues Festival on my birthday. You
smiled a lot when I looked at you.
Smile for me again. ☎ 2639
REI TEVA GUY
Day after Thanksgiving sale at REI.
I was with my mother trying on
shoes and we talked about Tevas.
Can’t forget your smile. Coffee? ☎
2637
REDHEADED BEAUTY
Walking on the beach. The day
was wonderful. Good weather and
better company. I’m hoping for
more days like that, seal-watching
or not. ☎ 2632
MISSING YOU DEARLY
Please beautiful sons Jake Nortin
and Ryan Nortin, your mom loves
you no matter what. Please call
home. I miss you very much.
Lovingly, Alegria.
PURR
25 yo submissive with 4+ years
in the lifestyle is looking to try her
hand at the wild world of domina-
tion. Call me “gorgeous” and let’s
explore. ☎ 2536
JUST FROM CALI
Wearing your Nintendo Hoodie
looking for a job. You took my
breath away when we talked at
McDonalds. I’d love to see you
again. ☎ 2600
HOT BUNNY ART DIVA
Saw you pontificating, dazzling,
fooling a group of art droolers last
full moon. You are the cream in my
coffee, the song in my heart. I love
you, Bunny! ☎ 2598
AT JERRY’S IN SPFLD
You were eating lunch in front of
Jerry’s at about 11:30 am
Thursday 4/02. We made eye
contact. You are very cute. Let’s
get together and talk and . . . ☎
2651
PRIVATE DANCER
I saw you in my compost again
and you didn’t stop in to let me
spank you. Next stop by and bring
Bigfoot. ☎ 2650
NEIGHBORS 3/26
Amber, you said I had nice moves.
My moves would have been a lot
closer had I known you were sin-
gle! Hope you show up on Sunday
the 4th. ☎ 2597
PIONEER SAFEWAY
3/21/04, 11:45 pm. Security
Guard smiled many times at me.
How big is your billy club? ☎ 2589
MOVIES 12
3/21/04, 9:50pm. Cute blond car-
ried your friend into the movie
lobby. I was sitting around window
and will you carried me home? ☎
2588
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