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To Place A Classified: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. Page 32 Announcements ALTERNATIVE AND traditional wedding services. The Blue Grotto Serenity Center LLC in Springfield. Call 726-0884. BURNING BUSH. It’s fitting that our President is energy happy, as he shares an initial with what enlightening elemental sym- bol? CULTIVATING PEACE IN A WORLD OF UNREST. Public teaching by Lama Pema Clark and Lama Yeshe Parke, KSC Dharma Center. Friday, April 9, 7:00 pm. 2580 Hilyard. No charge. Information 342-8296. GODDESS GATHERINGS potluck on Weds 7-10 pm honor- ing all paths. The Blue Grotto Serenity Center LLC 4164 Jasper Rd. Springfield. NEED REGIONAL or national recruitment exposure? Hiring now for summer help? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers just like this one and reach up to 17 million young, active, educated readers! Go to www.aancan.com or contact this newspaper for more info. (AAN CAN) SPRINGFIELD WELLNESS center has 2 private furnished rooms available for massage therapy. New grads welcome. $250/mo call 726-0884 for full details. WRITERS’ GROUP. Support, critique group for beginning writers of poetry, fiction, and creative nonfiction aged 18 and over. Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Safe, relaxed, collegial atmos- phere. Contact Wendell Anderson at 541-344-8386 or WAnder9233@aol.com Page 35 Page 36 Classes Wanted SNEEZING MUCH? The pollen floating through the Willamette Valley is analogous to what human cell? WEEKLY DARKROOM classes. Process black and white film and print your negatives. You may also rent by the hour. Contact ArtLab for info. 485-9220. DUCKS VS. CO NIT game. Looking for video tape of first round NIT game, Oregon vs. Colorado. 343-6980. Free AFFECTIONATE, SWEET, black four year old shorthair cat. Free to a good home. Sadly, she doesn’t get along with our other cats. Good with kids. 554-1571. FREE WATER filter system from Multipure. Call for details. Filter chlorine, carcinogens, etc, even arsenic. Pure Water, 484-9809. SMALL, SPAYED, 1 1/2 yo pit bull. Very sweet and gentle. Loves all children and animals. Current on all vaccinations and exams. Free to loving home, along with goodies! Adoption/Family Services *ADOPT* A truly happily com- mitted, musical, educated, finan- cially secure couple will condition- ally cherish your baby. Expenses paid. 1-800-933-1975. PREGNANT? CONSIDERING adoption? We can help! We spe- cialize in matching families with birthmothers nationwide. Toll free 24 hours a day 866-921-0565. One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN CAN) Legal Notices NOTICE OF Public Auction. Pursuant to ORS Chapter 87, Four Corners Self Storage will hold a silent auction, April 25, 2004, by the unit, sealed bids, from 12pm- 2pm, for units A51 Leona Howell, C27 Alan Duffield, C147 Tina Cardwell and James Holcomb, C79 Mike King, A09 Kim Liles, B37 Jennifer Rose at 4 Corners Self Storage 599 Hwy. 99 N. Eugene, OR. Contact Manager at 541-689- 5115. Opportunities INTERESTED IN Political Careers? Learn from profession- als. Gain organizing experience on high profile campaigns to beat Bush through the Democratic Campaign Management Program. www.campaignschool.org. 888- 922-1008. (AAN CAN) Help Wanted MODELS WANTED 18+ Female. Need a portfolio for your modeling career? Reasonable rates, or exchange for modeling time. Call Dave, Flashback Studio, 541-997-1686. ANIMAL CARE assistant for vet clinic, boarding facility. Part-time, mornings, and weekends. Please call 343-8531. MOVIE EXTRAS! Earn up to $400-$600 per day. All ages and looks needed! No experience required. Call Prime Time casting 1-800-818-7541. (AAN CAN) GLASSBLOWERS: LATHE, fin- ish, lamp work positions available. Southern California. 310-374- 0299. 11 am to 7 pm. Ask for Tony. Page 36 CHILDCARE NEEDED Mon. and Tues., 2:30-5:30 pm, begin- ning April 12. Two kids Monday; one on Tuesday. Pick up from school. Commitment through June 11 required; prefer some- one who can babysit during the summer, certain afternoons and some full-time weeks. No smok- ers. References. 343-7970. LANDSCAPE HELPER for small organic business. One year paid experience required. Ideal candidate can handle either main- tenance, gardening, or landscape construction as a laborer and eventually crew leader. Physical stamina important. Year round work possible. PT or FT. Wage is $9-$12/hr depending on experi- ence. Send resume to Box 10383, Eugene 97440. NEARBY NATURE: Seeks Park Host and Office Manager to sup- port nature education program- ming. Half time commitment. Host lives in beautiful setting in Alton Baker Park. For job description, 687-9699 or www.nearbynature.org/park- host.html YOU’RE IN CHARGE. Learn how and wake up to more $. 800- 294-8654 x7105. BICYCLE EDUCATOR for mid- dle school classes in Eugene, Springfield area. Seasonal posi- tion for spring and fall. Outdoor leadership and education experi- ence important. Applications due 4/15/04. Call 682-5471 for job description and information. SEEKING SPIRIT centered LMT committed to integrating long term in established group prac- tice. Contact Bobbi at East 15th Street Massage Center, The Spiritual Spa. Weekdays 686- 4461. DANCERS WANTED. Earn top dollar at one of Lane County’s Premier Clubs. Call 988-1612. FOLKS FLOCK to events, semi- nars, lectures and classes you advertise in Eugene Weekly. Get your promotion on the cheap with an $8 ad in our classifieds. 484- 0519. Page 37 FIELD ORGANIZER for Campaign Finance Reform initia- tive. $250 weekly. Looking for energetic self-starter to organize volunteer signature gatherers in historic effort to enact Campaign Finance Reform in Oregon. Send letter of interest and resume. Money Is Not Democracy, 3534 SE Main, Portland, OR 97214 www.FairElections.net or info@oreg.org or 503-970-2069. JOBS FOR Social justice $300- $500/wk. Join the nation’s largest grassroots public interest organization to protect our envi- ronment, human rights and democracy! Career opportunities, benefits avail. 18+. Call Wendy, 686-2771. NOW HIRING: Companies des- perately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. Info, 1-985-646-1700 Dept OR-1072. DANCERS, ENTERTAINERS. Male and Female for private par- ties. PT, on-call, for outgoing, fun- loving people -late night hours. Excellent $upplemental income! Call 606-2486 for info, interview. NUDE DANCER$ 21+. AUDITION SHAKERS, 1195 Main St. Springfield. Day or night. Flexible hrs. TOP $$$. 517-7196, 736-5177. ACTRESSES AND actors 18-40 for B-movie sci-fi and horror short film and still work. Lingerie, some nudity. No porn. $150 to $500 per day. Must be reliable and professional. 541-543-1936 or email picture to info@adult- modelworld.com EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40, and couples. Send photo and contact phone number to: Video Productions, P.O. Box 40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email: videopro5000@msn.com. 541- 688-1488 (Female Callers Only). Volunteer Opportunities DESTRUCTIVE SCIENCE. Crude oil is refined through what physical process involving heat- ing? Seeking Employment 47 YO father, craftsman, contrac- tor, gardener ISO caretaker, lease option, owner terms, partnership, relationship with home, land owner. Own portable sawmill, log- ging shop, construction equip- ment. Physical, intellectual, emo- tional, spiritual, natural, intuitive, green friendly, good neighbor. 942-3418. Employment Information UNEMPLOYED? HEALTH- CARE for the entire family, $89.95 monthly. No age restric- tions, includes dental, vision, pre- existing conditions accepted, unlimited usage, 500,000+ doc- tors, 800-528-4052, limited time offer. (AAN CAN) MOVIE EXTRAS. $200- $600/day. All looks, types, and ages. No experience required. TV, music videos, film, commercials. Work with the best. 1-800-260- 3949 Ext. 3560. (AAN CAN) MEDIA MAKE-UP artists earn up to $500/day for televi- sion, CD-videos, film, fashion. One week course in Los Angeles while building portfo- lio. Brochure 310-364-0665 www.MediaMakeupArtists.com (AAN CAN) Career Training CAREER POSITIONS. $12- $48/hr. Full benefits, paid training on Homeland Security, Law Enforcement, Wildlife, Clerical, Administrative and more. 1-800- 320-9353, x2560. (AAN CAN) 1 Auditioner's hope 5 Nahuatl speaker 10 Moves like tails 14 Company that began in Almhult, Sweden 15 Half of a big 1980s "General Hospital" wedding 16 First name in scat 17 He's got big lips 19 "Joyeux ___" 20 Wannabe hipsters 32 APRIL 8, 2004 38 Wine sediment 39 He's got big ears 41 Brittany bye 42 Start of many titles 43 Long-limbed and slender 44 Wife of Dick the veep 45 Like Donald Trump's lips, much of the time 46 Summer in Senegal 47 "Magnum Force," e.g. 50 Olympic contender 54 Reunion attendee Business Opportunities EARN CASH while you loose weight. 25 people needed. All organic. 686-0081. MYSTERY SHOPPERS need- ed. National businesses need shoppers to evaluate products and services. Must have email. 1- 800-706-5507 ext. 9827. (AAN CAN) A $250K+ 1st year income opportunity. Home based. No sell- ing. NOT MLM! Call 1-877-347- 3745 24 hrs. Training and Support provided. (AAN CAN) DATA ENTRY. Work from home. Flexible hours! Great pay! Computer required. 1-800-382- 4282 ext. #1. (AAN CAN) Computers MINITOWER, 1 GHZ Intel Celeron computer, with 40 GB hard drive and 256 MB RAM. Also included: DVD-ROM, 128 Voice Creative Lab Sound, 15” Viewsonic monitor, keyboard, mouse, and software. $300 OBO. 935-3915. Furnishings LEATHER SOFA, loveseat, chair and ottoman. Soft leather in gorgeous honey color. Paid $4,000, sell for $1,600 OBO. Approximately 3 years old. Great condition. 747-8823. View online at: home.earth- link.net/~lisa1234/ YEAST STOPWATCH. In a brewing time trial, who would win between Budweiser and Sierra Nevada IPA? Garage Sales SATURDAY APRIL 10TH. 352 Polk ST. 8:00 am. Lots of house- hold items, kayak, furniture, records and misc. Hot Tubs/Pools SPA FOR sale. 1992 Hotsprings Jetsetter, 2 person spa. Works great $1,200. 344-4389. SPA, NEVER used. Many jets. Therapy seats, loaded. Still under warranty. $2,750. 503-566-7452. Misc. Building Materials VINYL TILE Armstrong 28 boxes 45 tiles per box. Self adhesive $800 value only $400. Call 343- 6293. FEVER TO MOW? But no lawns to cut? Place an ad in Eugene Weekly Classifieds for as little as $8 and you’ll be hacking greens in no time. 484-0519. WOLFF TANNING beds. Affordable, convenient. Tan at home. Payments from $25/mo. Free color catalog. Call today, 1- 800-842-1305. Sports Equip. 3 KAYAKS for sale. 2 tandem, 1 single. 541-998-2693. THIS DOG? “Size Matters” – all men are not created equal. 21 Nowheresville's neighbor 23 1960s-70s conflict site, for short 24 Far from fit 26 Mork's boss 29 Engulfed in flame 30 "___ Lay Dying" 33 Michelangelo work dam- aged by a hammer-wielding nutjob in 1972 34 He's got big eyes 36 Unfavorable spots 37 Magnet ends COOL TRAVEL job. Entry level positions, 18+, no experience necessary, 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Toll free, 1-888-272-2732. (AAN CAN) BARTENDERS UP to $1000 per week! Bartender Positions Available. FT/PT. No Experience Required. Call 1-800-806-0083 ext. 202. (AAN CAN) Page 38 HAVE YOU SEEN By Matt Jones Across Page 38 55 He had a big...well, you know 58 Put your hands together 59 Basketball game site 60 Mountain near Messina 61 Adidas rival 62 "___ Film" ("In Living Color" skit) 63 Q-V quartet Down 1 Blaxploitation film regular 2 Sony founder Morita 3 Suggested websites, for short 4 Be an active student 5 Clock radio setting 6 Strays from a straight course 7 Yank 8 Previously in poetry 9 Where gents leave jaguars 10 "Cheers" actor in some SNL "Superfans" skits 11 Famed last name in base- ball 12 Word in the title of the movie where Alec Baldwin says "Coffee is for closers. I don't see any closers here" 13 Poliomyelitis conqueror 18 Jane, south of the border 22 Candid 24 Science for sky searchers 25 You may get ticketed if you do it 26 Pictures that mess with your eyes 27 Canon copier competitor 28 Catch a drift 29 Decks out 30 Saved money on the food bill 31 Painter who was born and died in Leiden 32 Magazine copy 35 Movie many guys'll admit they cried watching 37 Group of "Ten" 40 Shannen, on "Charmed" 41 In spite of, preciously 45 Items that claim to add inches 46 "Survivor Africa" winner Zohn 47 Groceries holder 48 Palindromic publication 49 Campus center 50 Part of A.D. 51 Rescue workers: abbr. 52 Boy Scout shelter 53 Biblical twin 56 Mine stuff 57 Layer on the farm © 2004 Jonesin' Crosswords For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226- 2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655- 6548. Reference puzzle #145. VANCE LOST IN BEND 10/1/03 Recent information places him in Eugene/Springfield area ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK "Vance" is a neutered male Sheltie (like a small collie) about 9 years old. One ear is split, and he may limp on his front left leg. $1,000 Reward (REWARD ALSO FOR INFO LEADING TO HIS RETURN) 541-815-6403
