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Announcements
ALTERNATIVE AND traditional
wedding services. The Blue Grotto
Serenity Center LLC in Springfield.
Call 726-0884.
BURNING BUSH. It’s fitting
that our President is energy
happy, as he shares an initial with
what enlightening elemental sym-
bol?
CULTIVATING PEACE IN A
WORLD OF UNREST. Public
teaching by Lama Pema Clark and
Lama Yeshe Parke, KSC Dharma
Center. Friday, April 9, 7:00 pm.
2580 Hilyard. No charge.
Information 342-8296.
GODDESS
GATHERINGS
potluck on Weds 7-10 pm honor-
ing all paths. The Blue Grotto
Serenity Center LLC 4164 Jasper
Rd. Springfield.
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SPRINGFIELD WELLNESS
center has 2 private furnished
rooms available for massage
therapy. New grads welcome.
$250/mo call 726-0884 for full
details.
WRITERS’ GROUP. Support,
critique group for beginning
writers of poetry, fiction, and
creative nonfiction aged 18 and
over. Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m.
Safe, relaxed, collegial atmos-
phere.
Contact
Wendell
Anderson at 541-344-8386 or
WAnder9233@aol.com
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Classes
Wanted
SNEEZING MUCH? The pollen
floating through the Willamette
Valley is analogous to what
human cell?
WEEKLY DARKROOM classes.
Process black and white film and
print your negatives. You may also
rent by the hour. Contact ArtLab
for info. 485-9220.
DUCKS VS. CO NIT game.
Looking for video tape of first
round NIT game, Oregon vs.
Colorado. 343-6980.
Free
AFFECTIONATE, SWEET,
black four year old shorthair cat.
Free to a good home. Sadly, she
doesn’t get along with our other
cats. Good with kids. 554-1571.
FREE WATER filter system from
Multipure. Call for details. Filter
chlorine, carcinogens, etc, even
arsenic. Pure Water, 484-9809.
SMALL, SPAYED, 1 1/2 yo pit
bull. Very sweet and gentle. Loves
all children and animals. Current
on all vaccinations and exams.
Free to loving home, along with
goodies!
Adoption/Family
Services
*ADOPT* A truly happily com-
mitted, musical, educated, finan-
cially secure couple will condition-
ally cherish your baby. Expenses
paid. 1-800-933-1975.
PREGNANT? CONSIDERING
adoption? We can help! We spe-
cialize in matching families with
birthmothers nationwide. Toll free
24 hours a day 866-921-0565.
One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN
CAN)
Legal Notices
NOTICE OF Public Auction.
Pursuant to ORS Chapter 87, Four
Corners Self Storage will hold a
silent auction, April 25, 2004, by
the unit, sealed bids, from 12pm-
2pm, for units A51 Leona Howell,
C27 Alan Duffield, C147 Tina
Cardwell and James Holcomb,
C79 Mike King, A09 Kim Liles, B37
Jennifer Rose at 4 Corners Self
Storage 599 Hwy. 99 N. Eugene,
OR. Contact Manager at 541-689-
5115.
Opportunities
INTERESTED IN Political
Careers? Learn from profession-
als. Gain organizing experience on
high profile campaigns to beat
Bush through the Democratic
Campaign Management Program.
www.campaignschool.org. 888-
922-1008. (AAN CAN)
Help Wanted
MODELS WANTED 18+
Female. Need a portfolio for your
modeling career? Reasonable
rates, or exchange for modeling
time. Call Dave, Flashback Studio,
541-997-1686.
ANIMAL CARE assistant for vet
clinic, boarding facility. Part-time,
mornings, and weekends. Please
call 343-8531.
MOVIE EXTRAS! Earn up to
$400-$600 per day. All ages and
looks needed! No experience
required. Call Prime Time casting
1-800-818-7541. (AAN CAN)
GLASSBLOWERS: LATHE, fin-
ish, lamp work positions available.
Southern California. 310-374-
0299. 11 am to 7 pm. Ask for Tony.
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CHILDCARE NEEDED Mon.
and Tues., 2:30-5:30 pm, begin-
ning April 12. Two kids Monday;
one on Tuesday. Pick up from
school. Commitment through
June 11 required; prefer some-
one who can babysit during the
summer, certain afternoons and
some full-time weeks. No smok-
ers. References. 343-7970.
LANDSCAPE HELPER for
small organic business. One year
paid experience required. Ideal
candidate can handle either main-
tenance, gardening, or landscape
construction as a laborer and
eventually crew leader. Physical
stamina important. Year round
work possible. PT or FT. Wage is
$9-$12/hr depending on experi-
ence. Send resume to Box 10383,
Eugene 97440.
NEARBY NATURE: Seeks Park
Host and Office Manager to sup-
port nature education program-
ming. Half time commitment.
Host lives in beautiful setting in
Alton Baker Park. For job
description,
687-9699
or
www.nearbynature.org/park-
host.html
YOU’RE IN CHARGE. Learn
how and wake up to more $. 800-
294-8654 x7105.
BICYCLE EDUCATOR for mid-
dle school classes in Eugene,
Springfield area. Seasonal posi-
tion for spring and fall. Outdoor
leadership and education experi-
ence important. Applications due
4/15/04. Call 682-5471 for job
description and information.
SEEKING SPIRIT centered LMT
committed to integrating long
term in established group prac-
tice. Contact Bobbi at East 15th
Street Massage Center, The
Spiritual Spa. Weekdays 686-
4461.
DANCERS WANTED. Earn top
dollar at one of Lane County’s
Premier Clubs. Call 988-1612.
FOLKS FLOCK to events, semi-
nars, lectures and classes you
advertise in Eugene Weekly. Get
your promotion on the cheap with
an $8 ad in our classifieds. 484-
0519.
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FIELD
ORGANIZER for
Campaign Finance Reform initia-
tive. $250 weekly. Looking for
energetic self-starter to organize
volunteer signature gatherers in
historic effort to enact Campaign
Finance Reform in Oregon. Send
letter of interest and resume.
Money Is Not Democracy, 3534 SE
Main, Portland, OR 97214
www.FairElections.net
or
info@oreg.org or 503-970-2069.
JOBS FOR Social justice $300-
$500/wk. Join the nation’s
largest grassroots public interest
organization to protect our envi-
ronment, human rights and
democracy! Career opportunities,
benefits avail. 18+. Call Wendy,
686-2771.
NOW HIRING: Companies des-
perately need employees to
assemble products at home. No
selling, any hours. $500 weekly
potential. Info, 1-985-646-1700
Dept OR-1072.
DANCERS, ENTERTAINERS.
Male and Female for private par-
ties. PT, on-call, for outgoing, fun-
loving people -late night hours.
Excellent $upplemental income!
Call 606-2486 for info, interview.
NUDE DANCER$ 21+.
AUDITION SHAKERS, 1195
Main St. Springfield. Day or night.
Flexible hrs. TOP $$$. 517-7196,
736-5177.
ACTRESSES AND actors 18-40
for B-movie sci-fi and horror
short film and still work. Lingerie,
some nudity. No porn. $150 to
$500 per day. Must be reliable
and professional. 541-543-1936
or email picture to info@adult-
modelworld.com
EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to
$500 per session. Eugene
Amateur filmmaker, five years
published, looking for female
models 18-40, and couples. Send
photo and contact phone number
to: Video Productions, P.O. Box
40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email:
videopro5000@msn.com. 541-
688-1488 (Female Callers Only).
Volunteer
Opportunities
DESTRUCTIVE SCIENCE.
Crude oil is refined through what
physical process involving heat-
ing?
Seeking
Employment
47 YO father, craftsman, contrac-
tor, gardener ISO caretaker, lease
option, owner terms, partnership,
relationship with home, land
owner. Own portable sawmill, log-
ging shop, construction equip-
ment. Physical, intellectual, emo-
tional, spiritual, natural, intuitive,
green friendly, good neighbor.
942-3418.
Employment
Information
UNEMPLOYED? HEALTH-
CARE for the entire family,
$89.95 monthly. No age restric-
tions, includes dental, vision, pre-
existing conditions accepted,
unlimited usage, 500,000+ doc-
tors, 800-528-4052, limited time
offer. (AAN CAN)
MOVIE
EXTRAS. $200-
$600/day. All looks, types, and
ages. No experience required. TV,
music videos, film, commercials.
Work with the best. 1-800-260-
3949 Ext. 3560. (AAN CAN)
MEDIA MAKE-UP artists
earn up to $500/day for televi-
sion, CD-videos, film, fashion.
One week course in Los
Angeles while building portfo-
lio. Brochure 310-364-0665
www.MediaMakeupArtists.com
(AAN CAN)
Career Training
CAREER POSITIONS. $12-
$48/hr. Full benefits, paid training
on Homeland Security, Law
Enforcement, Wildlife, Clerical,
Administrative and more. 1-800-
320-9353, x2560. (AAN CAN)
1 Auditioner's hope
5 Nahuatl speaker
10 Moves like tails
14 Company that began in
Almhult, Sweden
15 Half of a big 1980s
"General Hospital" wedding
16 First name in scat
17 He's got big lips
19 "Joyeux ___"
20 Wannabe hipsters
32 APRIL 8, 2004
38 Wine sediment
39 He's got big ears
41 Brittany bye
42 Start of many titles
43 Long-limbed and slender
44 Wife of Dick the veep
45 Like Donald Trump's lips,
much of the time
46 Summer in Senegal
47 "Magnum Force," e.g.
50 Olympic contender
54 Reunion attendee
Business
Opportunities
EARN CASH while you loose
weight. 25 people needed. All
organic. 686-0081.
MYSTERY SHOPPERS need-
ed. National businesses need
shoppers to evaluate products
and services. Must have email. 1-
800-706-5507 ext. 9827. (AAN
CAN)
A $250K+ 1st year income
opportunity. Home based. No sell-
ing. NOT MLM! Call 1-877-347-
3745 24 hrs. Training and Support
provided. (AAN CAN)
DATA ENTRY. Work from home.
Flexible hours! Great pay!
Computer required. 1-800-382-
4282 ext. #1. (AAN CAN)
Computers
MINITOWER, 1 GHZ Intel
Celeron computer, with 40 GB
hard drive and 256 MB RAM. Also
included: DVD-ROM, 128 Voice
Creative Lab Sound, 15”
Viewsonic monitor, keyboard,
mouse, and software. $300 OBO.
935-3915.
Furnishings
LEATHER SOFA, loveseat,
chair and ottoman. Soft leather
in gorgeous honey color. Paid
$4,000, sell for $1,600 OBO.
Approximately 3 years old.
Great condition. 747-8823.
View online at: home.earth-
link.net/~lisa1234/
YEAST STOPWATCH. In a
brewing time trial, who would win
between Budweiser and Sierra
Nevada IPA?
Garage Sales
SATURDAY APRIL 10TH. 352
Polk ST. 8:00 am. Lots of house-
hold items, kayak, furniture,
records and misc.
Hot Tubs/Pools
SPA FOR sale. 1992 Hotsprings
Jetsetter, 2 person spa. Works
great $1,200. 344-4389.
SPA, NEVER used. Many jets.
Therapy seats, loaded. Still under
warranty. $2,750. 503-566-7452.
Misc.
Building
Materials
VINYL TILE Armstrong 28 boxes
45 tiles per box. Self adhesive
$800 value only $400. Call 343-
6293.
FEVER TO MOW? But no lawns
to cut? Place an ad in Eugene
Weekly Classifieds for as little as
$8 and you’ll be hacking greens in
no time. 484-0519.
WOLFF TANNING beds.
Affordable, convenient. Tan at
home. Payments from $25/mo.
Free color catalog. Call today, 1-
800-842-1305.
Sports Equip.
3 KAYAKS for sale. 2 tandem, 1
single. 541-998-2693.
THIS DOG?
“Size Matters” – all men are not created equal.
21 Nowheresville's neighbor
23 1960s-70s conflict site, for
short
24 Far from fit
26 Mork's boss
29 Engulfed in flame
30 "___ Lay Dying"
33 Michelangelo work dam-
aged by a hammer-wielding
nutjob in 1972
34 He's got big eyes
36 Unfavorable spots
37 Magnet ends
COOL TRAVEL job. Entry level
positions, 18+, no experience
necessary, 2 weeks paid training,
transportation, lodging provided.
$500 signing bonus to start. Toll
free, 1-888-272-2732. (AAN CAN)
BARTENDERS UP to $1000
per week! Bartender Positions
Available. FT/PT. No Experience
Required. Call 1-800-806-0083
ext. 202. (AAN CAN)
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HAVE YOU SEEN
By Matt Jones
Across
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55 He had a big...well, you
know
58 Put your hands together
59 Basketball game site
60 Mountain near Messina
61 Adidas rival
62 "___ Film" ("In Living Color"
skit)
63 Q-V quartet
Down
1 Blaxploitation film regular
2 Sony founder Morita
3 Suggested websites, for
short
4 Be an active student
5 Clock radio setting
6 Strays from a straight
course
7 Yank
8 Previously in poetry
9 Where gents leave jaguars
10 "Cheers" actor in some SNL
"Superfans" skits
11 Famed last name in base-
ball
12 Word in the title of the
movie where Alec Baldwin
says "Coffee is for closers.
I don't see any closers here"
13 Poliomyelitis conqueror
18 Jane, south of the border
22 Candid
24 Science for sky searchers
25 You may get ticketed if you
do it
26 Pictures that mess with
your eyes
27 Canon copier competitor
28 Catch a drift
29 Decks out
30 Saved money on the food
bill
31 Painter who was born and
died in Leiden
32 Magazine copy
35 Movie many guys'll admit
they cried watching
37 Group of "Ten"
40 Shannen, on "Charmed"
41 In spite of, preciously
45 Items that claim to add
inches
46 "Survivor Africa" winner
Zohn
47 Groceries holder
48 Palindromic publication
49 Campus center
50 Part of A.D.
51 Rescue workers: abbr.
52 Boy Scout shelter
53 Biblical twin
56 Mine stuff
57 Layer on the farm
© 2004 Jonesin' Crosswords
For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226-
2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+.
Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800-655-
6548. Reference puzzle #145.
VANCE
LOST IN BEND 10/1/03
Recent information
places him in
Eugene/Springfield area
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK
"Vance" is a neutered male Sheltie (like a
small collie) about 9 years old. One ear is
split, and he may limp on his front left leg.
$1,000 Reward
(REWARD ALSO FOR INFO LEADING TO HIS RETURN)
541-815-6403