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V a ne s sa NOTICE: I, John Williamson, Old Man Dancing, offer my apologizes to Cal, Shelly, Tom, Owen, and guests at Luna for my inappropriate danc- ing and unintentional distraction during the performance and to anyone feeling a need for my apol- ogy, and I ask your forgiveness. O.M.D. HELP ME RON-DUH Will I come knocking again or was her clarinet playing enough to woo you? Am I crazy? No. Just too civi- lized. ☎ 2414 PHAT TUESDAY Wetlands party, lovely female, accountant with gray pants. I need help with my taxes, get together? Me: guy with Yankees hat. ☎ 2405 OREGON COUNTRY FAIR 2003 Did you take a picture of my wife’s painted pregnant belly being wor- shipped by Mud People while our boys laughed? Would like to sur- prise her with copy for her birth- day. ☎ 2404 TATTOOED BOY Sage Francis show at WOW Hall. Cross on your neck and lips from heaven. Thought of you every day since, are you a prince? Wanna be your princess. ☎ 2400 VRC OUTSIDE A&F You: baseball hat, red shirt. Me: black visor beanie. We both went to BHS. I’d like to get to know you, but too shy to say hi. Coffee? ☎ 2525 KITTY IN HEAT To the owner of the little black and white kitty with the blue collar: Your cat is in heat and is spending too much time in my backyard near 19th and High. Take your cat inside or get it fixed. Your choice. CORVALLIS MWC Athletic, educated, literate, liber- al, late 30s, looking for mentally and physically fit Corvallis folks for hot tubing, camping, being silly, dancing. But not sex, in case you were wondering. ☎ 2474 JANA CAMPBELL Did psychic readings for me sev- eral years ago. Her day job was social worker (?) If you are Jana, or you know her, please call. Will reimburse for the cost of the call. ☎ 2412 MARATHON PREP Walkers or runners preparing for October 2004 Portland Marathon? Seeking group of like minded Eugenians to train, share advice, and workout. All ages, gender, and skill levels welcome. ☎ 2406 TUNES AND FLICKS SF seeks intelligent, open minded friends for live music and/or movies. I like blues, rock, alterna- tive, KRVM style. Don’t like gory flicks, just good cinema, Bijou. Pluses: herb friendly, liberal. ☎ 2521 FUN AND ADVENTURE Mid-40s athletic, professional, and attractive male ISO female for dis- crete, safe, and fun sexual roleplay and fantasy. Email first ok. Looks unimportant, just enjoy. ☎ 2605 MORE THAN SECRETARY Avant-garde writer, adventuresse. Will grant entertaining on-line interview to worthy male top, switch. Leave compelling message with your email address. ☎ 2604 WHITE TV 40s seeking BM for friendship. Nice duplex Ferry St. bridge area. ☎ 2601 ZELAYA CHEF You won my heart, and hand, with your grace, beauty, and perfect risotto. Seven years and one, almost two, babies later, you con- tinue to encourage, inspire and amaze me. I love you, birthday boy. Always, M. DEL my immortal, I dream about the breathing, Sunday Simpson cud- dles, and long conversations with talk over a bubble bath. Where did you go? ☎ 2373 CARPENTER-TYPE Semi-athletic. Seeking a single athletic carpenter-type woman. Let’s make some money together and have some fun. ☎ 2599 FRIENDS WITH EXTRAS We are both new to Eugene. First timers looking to spice things up, personally and sexually. Looking for 30-40 yr olds. Single men, women or couples. ☎ 2595 COUPLE SEEKS FEMALE Hot, fit couple seek hot female for casual sex and fun. She is bi-curi- ous and slender. He is tall, muscu- lar build. Mid 30s, be clean and std free. ☎ 2584 BI CURIOUS M, 45+. Been there once and want to explore more, STD free and expect the same. A couple is preferred, top women or ? Lets talk. Herb friendly. ☎ 2516 SMART ASS Wouldn’t mind a smarting one. Curvy, chubby, cute but not gor- geous intellectual seeks dominant male with sense of humor. Some pain fine, bondage better. New to this, nonsmoker, clean, loving. ☎ 2478 YOU DESERVE IT WPM seeks an emotionally and sexually mature female who desires random and discrete per- sonal attention and the pleasure of an experienced, respectful, trust- worthy, and well endowed gentle- man. ☎ 2462 40S MALE Looking for single or MF or couple to enjoy discreet sexual pleasures. Me: 6’1”, 195 lbs, slender build, attractive and clean. You: 18-?, clean, prefer slender females, no STDs. ☎ 2461 GENEROUS OLD MAN Who likes privacy. Male, 30s, young looking. Minimal body hair. No dis- ease, drugs. Nice at personality. When young, I was “educated” by nice old folks with pets. They taught me some graphic habits that I haven’t done in years. Seeking successful old curious man or ? to show and tell, maybe play with. Discreet, brief get togethers? I’m timid about this, can you convince me? ☎ 2596 SENSUAL MALE seeking one exclusive female sex- ual partner that desires to fulfill her seductive yearnings through occasional discreet expressions of mutual passion. I’m STD negative, cut and tied. ☎ 2459 COUPLE SEEKING Bi-couple, early 50s, seeks younger bi-couple, under 45, and select singles for friendship and more. Must be uninhibited, alter- native, and fun. Single men must meet approval of husband. ☎ 2410 Always Available 24/7 MALE & FEMALE ENTERTAINMENT 40S COUPLE seeks respectful singles; couples to explore your or our fantasies. NS, limits respected, discussion needed. Bi curious females given top priority. Photos appreciated. Write Blind Box: “40s Couple.” ✍ ☎ 2413 - SPRINGFIELD - MODEL - ESCORT EUGENE DANCER beautiful independent girls 24/7 outcall/incall by appt. only 606-0827 FREE TRIAL MOST ★ LOCAL ★ WOMEN Eugene 541-683-2999 SIMPLY PHYSICAL Witty, athletic, intelligent, hand- some and sensually skilled WPM. 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