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HELP ME RON-DUH Will I come knocking again or was her clarinet playing enough to woo you? Am I crazy? No. Just too civilized. ☎ 2414 SWM BI 57 yo ISO couple, 50s-60s for good honest fun loving friendship. I’m friendly and have a good sense of humor. Please call. ☎ 2350 PHAT TUESDAY Wetlands party, lovely female, accountant with gray pants. I need help with my taxes, get together? Me: guy with Yankees hat. ☎ 2405 SPRING FLING! Spring is just around the corner and the juices are starting to flow! Sexy mid-40’s happily MWF, HWP, ISO a little more. Seeks one athlet- ically built, handsome M, intelli- gent, sense of humor, 25-45, over 5’9”, for occasional sensual escapades. Discreet, no strings, letter required, photo desired. Willing to walk on the wild side? Write Blind Box “Spring Fling”. ✍ ☎ 2366 OREGON COUNTRY FAIR 2003 Did you take a picture of my wife’s painted pregnant belly being wor- shipped by Mud People while our boys laughed? Would like to sur- prise her with copy for her birth- day. ☎ 2404 MARRIED COUPLE She, 31, he, 36, looking for married males 25-45, or married couples 25-45. Must be STD free, discreet, and clean. First timers looking to spice up things. ☎ 2361 TATTOOED BOY Sage Francis show at WOW Hall. Cross on your neck and lips from heaven. Thought of you every day since, are you a prince? Wanna be your princess. ☎ 2400 SEEKING COUPLE Bi-curious guy, 40’s, shy but very sexual, seeks fit, friendly, adven- turous couple to explore his/his, his/her erotic play. Me: Well built physically active, interesting, easygoing. You be too. ☎ 2367 SOC 301 Dazzling diva with your newly dyed hair and enrapturing stare. Hopefully you’ll notice me if you put down time. Maybe I’ll catch your beautiful smile at ‘80s night? ☎ 2363 KWVA QUEEN AUTUMN Where are you? We need your show on Saturdays. Please come back! What ever will we do? You disappeared! ☎ 2359 INJOY! Life is somehow not complete without a slice of pizza and soup from the cafe. Miss your smiles. Hope you are all happy and healthy. ☎ 2356 WATCH STALKER Are you a dude or a chick? ☎ 2353 WORKING AT Mother Kali’s. Why not apply at Borders or Barnes and Nobel. I hear Amazon.com is always hir- ing. ☎ 2352 EILEEN My name is Scott. I saw you at John Henry’s, Feb 20. Please give me a call. ☎ 2349 CHEVRON RIVER RD You in black SUV, Jeep-like vehi- cle. 15 out of 20. I would love to wash your windows. Saturday, February 22, 4 p.m. ☎ 2319 ISLA BONITA Slow dances cultivate spiral forces. Upward. Upward. Faster now this vortex. We are shot into dimension upon dimension of pure love and laughter. Our Spanish lullaby. ☎ 2318 CORVALLIS MWC Athletic, educated, literate, liber- al, late 30s, looking for mentally and physically fit Corvallis folks for hot tubing, camping, being silly, dancing. But not sex, in case you were wondering. ☎ 2474 YOU DESERVE IT WPM seeks an emotionally and sexually mature female who desires random and discrete per- sonal attention and the pleasure of an experienced, respectful, trust- worthy, and well endowed gentle- man. ☎ 2462 SEEKING BiF 30-45 for friendship, sisterhood, country living, organic farming, to share in nasty delights with my husband. Must be fit, intelligent, motivated, respectful and loyal. Possible LTR. ☎ 2380 AIRPORT 2/19 You: flying to Vegas via San Francisco to visit new grandbaby. You are beautiful. In a perfect world I would’ve been seated next to you. Are you single? I am. ☎ 2315 JANA CAMPBELL Did psychic readings for me sev- eral years ago. Her day job was social worker (?) If you are Jana, or you know her, please call. Will reimburse for the cost of the call. ☎ 2412 40S MALE Looking for Married M/F or couple to enjoy discreet sexual pleasures. Me: 6’1”, 195 lbs, slender build, attractive and clean. You: 18-?, clean, prefer slender females, no STDs. ☎ 2461 40S COUPLE seeks respectful singles; couples to explore your or our fantasies. NS, limits respected, discussion needed. Bi curious females given top priority. Photos appreciated. Write Blind Box: “40s Couple.” ✍ ☎ 2413 CARDINAL You looked like a cardinal walking downhill on W. 27th Sunday morn- ing, Feb 21, with your newly dyed hair. Can you sing? Want to fly? Guy in running togs. ☎ 2313 VRC OUTSIDE A&F You: baseball hat, red shirt. Me: black visor beanie. We both went to BHS. I’d like to get to know you, but too shy to say hi. Coffee? ☎ 2525 KITTY IN HEAT To the owner of the little black and white kitty with the blue col- lar: Your cat is in heat and is spending too much time in my backyard near 19th and High. Take your cat inside or get it fixed. Your choice. beautiful independent girls ZELAYA CHEF You won my heart, and hand, with your grace, beauty, and perfect risotto. Seven years and one, almost two, babies later, you con- tinue to encourage, inspire and amaze me. I love you, birthday boy. Always, M. DEL my immortal, I dream about the breathing, Sunday Simpson cud- dles, and long conversations with talk over a bubble bath. Where did you go? ☎ 2373 BROKEN TOY I’ve been a bad girl and I broke my toy that looks like a boy. Cheaply made, or just over used, I think I need some of your abuse. Bad, bad girl. MARATHON PREP Walkers or runners preparing for October 2004 Portland Marathon? Seeking group of like minded Eugenians to train, share advice, and workout. All ages, gender, and skill levels welcome. ☎ 2406 EUCHRE ANYONE? Recently relocated from Michigan and looking for kind people who miss Euchre too. Want to set up a weekly game? Ace No Face. Farmer’s Hand. Partners best. ☎ 2317 TUNES AND FLICKS SF seeks intelligent, open minded friends for live music and/or movies. I like blues, rock, alterna- tive, KRVM style. Don’t like gory flicks, just good cinema, Bijou. Pluses: herb friendly, liberal. ☎ 2521 MWC EARLY 30S ISO BiF 25-40 or MWC 25-40 to explore life and have fun. Must be STD free, discreet and clean. ☎ 2532 BI CURIOUS M, 45+. Been there once and want to explore more, STD free and expect the same. A couple is pre- ferred, top women or ? Lets talk. Herb friendly. ☎ 2516 SENSUAL MALE seeking one exclusive female sexu- al partner that desires to fulfill her seductive yearnings through occa- sional discreet expressions of mutual passion. I’m STD negative, cut and tied. ☎ 2459 SMART ASS Wouldn’t mind a smarting one. Curvy, chubby, cute but not gor- geous intellectual seeks dominant male with sense of humor. Some pain fine, bondage better. New to this, nonsmoker, clean, loving. ☎ 2478 EXPLORE your inner “Secretary.” Sophisticated, cultured, sweetly demanding SPM. ISO intelligent, iconoclastic, independent woman, 35+, for playfully submissive fun and games. DD free; usual Nons. CALL NOW! ☎ 2360 COUPLE SEEKING Bi-couple, early 50s, seeks younger bi-couple, under 45, and select sin- gles for friendship and more. Must be uninhibited, alternative, and fun. Single men must meet approval of husband. ☎ 2410 MOST ★ LOCAL ★ WOMEN 541-683-2999 HOT VEGAS GIRLS! LIVE 1-ON-1 XXX 1-702-216-3500 ONLY .66-$1/min. 1-900-950-0950, x182. $3.50/min. 18+. START DATING tonight! Have fun playing the Oregon dating game. Call 1-800- ROMANCE ext. 2276. Available 24/7 MALES & FEMALES FOR YOUR PARTY OF ONE OR BIG PARTY OF FUN! Eugene SIMPLY PHYSICAL Witty, athletic, intelligent, hand- some and sensually skilled WPM. Seeks an emotionally secure, expe- rienced, adventurous, woman, 40- 50, yearning for casual, satisfying, intimate, discrete, safe adult fun. ☎ 2520 Secret Desires Always FREE TRIAL ISO FEMALE FOR FRIENDSHIP MWC late 30’s ISO bi F for friend- ship and fun. Must be std free. ☎ 1932 HUMAN FIRST then SWM, young, healthy, 68, NS, ND, no destructive hang ups, addic- tions. 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