Eugene weekly. (Eugene, Oregon) 1993-current, March 25, 2004, Page 39, Image 39

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    HELP ME RON-DUH
Will I come knocking again or was
her clarinet playing enough to
woo you? Am I crazy? No. Just
too civilized. ☎ 2414
SWM BI
57 yo ISO couple, 50s-60s for good
honest fun loving friendship. I’m
friendly and have a good sense of
humor. Please call. ☎ 2350
PHAT TUESDAY
Wetlands party, lovely female,
accountant with gray pants. I
need help with my taxes, get
together? Me: guy with Yankees
hat. ☎ 2405
SPRING FLING!
Spring is just around the corner
and the juices are starting to flow!
Sexy mid-40’s happily MWF, HWP,
ISO a little more. Seeks one athlet-
ically built, handsome M, intelli-
gent, sense of humor, 25-45, over
5’9”, for occasional sensual
escapades. Discreet, no strings,
letter required, photo desired.
Willing to walk on the wild side?
Write Blind Box “Spring Fling”. ✍
☎ 2366
OREGON COUNTRY FAIR
2003
Did you take a picture of my wife’s
painted pregnant belly being wor-
shipped by Mud People while our
boys laughed? Would like to sur-
prise her with copy for her birth-
day. ☎ 2404
MARRIED COUPLE
She, 31, he, 36, looking for married
males 25-45, or married couples
25-45. Must be STD free, discreet,
and clean. First timers looking to
spice up things. ☎ 2361
TATTOOED BOY
Sage Francis show at WOW Hall.
Cross on your neck and lips from
heaven. Thought of you every day
since, are you a prince? Wanna be
your princess. ☎ 2400
SEEKING COUPLE
Bi-curious guy, 40’s, shy but very
sexual, seeks fit, friendly, adven-
turous couple to explore his/his,
his/her erotic play. Me: Well built
physically active, interesting,
easygoing. You be too. ☎ 2367
SOC 301
Dazzling diva with your newly
dyed hair and enrapturing stare.
Hopefully you’ll notice me if you
put down time. Maybe I’ll catch
your beautiful smile at ‘80s night?
☎ 2363
KWVA QUEEN AUTUMN
Where are you? We need your
show on Saturdays. Please come
back! What ever will we do? You
disappeared! ☎ 2359
INJOY!
Life is somehow not complete
without a slice of pizza and soup
from the cafe. Miss your smiles.
Hope you are all happy and
healthy. ☎ 2356
WATCH STALKER
Are you a dude or a chick? ☎ 2353
WORKING AT
Mother Kali’s. Why not apply at
Borders or Barnes and Nobel. I
hear Amazon.com is always hir-
ing. ☎ 2352
EILEEN
My name is Scott. I saw you at
John Henry’s, Feb 20. Please give
me a call. ☎ 2349
CHEVRON RIVER RD
You in black SUV, Jeep-like vehi-
cle. 15 out of 20. I would love to
wash your windows. Saturday,
February 22, 4 p.m. ☎ 2319
ISLA BONITA
Slow dances cultivate spiral
forces. Upward. Upward. Faster
now this vortex. We are shot into
dimension upon dimension of
pure love and laughter. Our
Spanish lullaby. ☎ 2318
CORVALLIS MWC
Athletic, educated, literate, liber-
al, late 30s, looking for mentally
and physically fit Corvallis folks
for hot tubing, camping, being
silly, dancing. But not sex, in case
you were wondering. ☎ 2474
YOU DESERVE IT
WPM seeks an emotionally and
sexually mature female who
desires random and discrete per-
sonal attention and the pleasure of
an experienced, respectful, trust-
worthy, and well endowed gentle-
man. ☎ 2462
SEEKING BiF
30-45 for friendship, sisterhood,
country living, organic farming, to
share in nasty delights with my
husband. Must be fit, intelligent,
motivated, respectful and loyal.
Possible LTR. ☎ 2380
AIRPORT 2/19
You: flying to Vegas via San
Francisco to visit new grandbaby.
You are beautiful. In a perfect
world I would’ve been seated
next to you. Are you single? I am.
☎ 2315
JANA CAMPBELL
Did psychic readings for me sev-
eral years ago. Her day job was
social worker (?) If you are Jana,
or you know her, please call. Will
reimburse for the cost of the call.
☎ 2412
40S MALE
Looking for Married M/F or couple
to enjoy discreet sexual pleasures.
Me: 6’1”, 195 lbs, slender build,
attractive and clean. You: 18-?,
clean, prefer slender females, no
STDs. ☎ 2461
40S COUPLE
seeks respectful singles; couples
to explore your or our fantasies.
NS, limits respected, discussion
needed. Bi curious females given
top priority. Photos appreciated.
Write Blind Box: “40s Couple.” ✍
☎ 2413
CARDINAL
You looked like a cardinal walking
downhill on W. 27th Sunday morn-
ing, Feb 21, with your newly dyed
hair. Can you sing? Want to fly?
Guy in running togs. ☎ 2313
VRC OUTSIDE A&F
You: baseball hat, red shirt. Me:
black visor beanie. We both went
to BHS. I’d like to get to know you,
but too shy to say hi. Coffee? ☎
2525
KITTY IN HEAT
To the owner of the little black
and white kitty with the blue col-
lar: Your cat is in heat and is
spending too much time in my
backyard near 19th and High. Take
your cat inside or get it fixed. Your
choice.
beautiful independent girls
ZELAYA CHEF
You won my heart, and hand, with
your grace, beauty, and perfect
risotto. Seven years and one,
almost two, babies later, you con-
tinue to encourage, inspire and
amaze me. I love you, birthday
boy. Always, M.
DEL
my immortal, I dream about the
breathing, Sunday Simpson cud-
dles, and long conversations with
talk over a bubble bath. Where did
you go? ☎ 2373
BROKEN TOY
I’ve been a bad girl and I broke
my toy that looks like a boy.
Cheaply made, or just over used, I
think I need some of your abuse.
Bad, bad girl.
MARATHON PREP
Walkers or runners preparing for
October 2004 Portland Marathon?
Seeking group of like minded
Eugenians to train, share advice,
and workout. All ages, gender,
and skill levels welcome. ☎ 2406
EUCHRE ANYONE?
Recently relocated from Michigan
and looking for kind people who
miss Euchre too. Want to set up a
weekly game? Ace No Face.
Farmer’s Hand. Partners best. ☎
2317
TUNES AND FLICKS
SF seeks intelligent, open minded
friends for live music and/or
movies. I like blues, rock, alterna-
tive, KRVM style. Don’t like gory
flicks, just good cinema, Bijou.
Pluses: herb friendly, liberal. ☎
2521
MWC EARLY 30S
ISO BiF 25-40 or MWC 25-40 to
explore life and have fun. Must be
STD free, discreet and clean. ☎
2532
BI CURIOUS
M, 45+. Been there once and want
to explore more, STD free and
expect the same. A couple is pre-
ferred, top women or ? Lets talk.
Herb friendly. ☎ 2516
SENSUAL MALE
seeking one exclusive female sexu-
al partner that desires to fulfill her
seductive yearnings through occa-
sional discreet expressions of
mutual passion. I’m STD negative,
cut and tied. ☎ 2459
SMART ASS
Wouldn’t mind a smarting one.
Curvy, chubby, cute but not gor-
geous intellectual seeks dominant
male with sense of humor. Some
pain fine, bondage better. New to
this, nonsmoker, clean, loving. ☎
2478
EXPLORE
your
inner
“Secretary.”
Sophisticated, cultured, sweetly
demanding SPM. ISO intelligent,
iconoclastic, independent woman,
35+, for playfully submissive fun
and games. DD free; usual Nons.
CALL NOW! ☎ 2360
COUPLE SEEKING
Bi-couple, early 50s, seeks younger
bi-couple, under 45, and select sin-
gles for friendship and more. Must
be uninhibited, alternative, and fun.
Single men must meet approval of
husband. ☎ 2410
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SIMPLY PHYSICAL
Witty, athletic, intelligent, hand-
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50, yearning for casual, satisfying,
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2520
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HUMAN FIRST
then SWM, young, healthy, 68, NS,
ND, no destructive hang ups, addic-
tions. Intelligent, adventurer, inno-
vator, searcher, explorer, futurist.
With Gaia consciousness, enjoys
finding the unexpected. Seeks
loosely similar companions for out-
doors, skin contact, etc. ☎ 2377
COAST ENDOWMENT
Coast man, late 40s, trim, hand-
some, playful. Wants to meet lady
or couple to explore adult fun. 6’,
165 lbs, very pleasantly endowed.
STD free. Meet in Florence? ☎
2422
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group to explore the research and
teachings of Betty Dodson (Sex for
One). Couples and singles wel-
come. ☎ 2469
GENEROUS FELLOW
ENGLISH GENTLEMAN mid 40’s,
handsome, HWP. Would like to
swing with couples, single ladies.
Bi ok. PT social basis. Skilled in sen-
sual massage. Professional discre-
tion assured and expected. ☎ 2244
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