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To Place A Classified: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. Page 28 Announcements ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY. Pure silver coins you can spend around town. 687-9457. www.EugeneSilver.com FLAMING LIPS fans, and oth- ers. Want to hear their 1997 mas- terpiece “Zaireeka” the way it was meant to be? Four CDs on four players. That’s octophonic sound, you know. Send email with venue ideas, or if you have a play- er that can be used, to carskillci- ties@hotmail.com FREE GRANTS. Never repay. Results guaranteed. $500 to $50,000. Homes, repairs, educa- tion, business, emergencies, non- profits, writers. Live operators, 9am-9pm. 1-800-613-5447. Ext. 9020. (AAN CAN) PORTLAND BATTLE OF THE KNOBS! 2/11/04 8 pm - Holocene: 1001 Se Morrison, PDX. $5, 21+. Electronic musicians battle using synths, samplers, laptops and more to beat all comers and win $300! Sets by: RRine, Deceptikon, Glomm, RadiumZ, ML, Monkey+1, Suff-X and many more! Page 31 KRISTIE S. McFarland seeking out divorce from William M. McFarland, Jr. If contesting call 918-282-7403. FICTION CRITIQUE group. New group forming to meet every other Thurs eve. Limit 6 people. Call Kelli, 344-4598. VALENTINE GIFTS! Sensual, organic, massage oils and latex friendly lubricants in mouth water- ing flavors, Valentine gift baskets and more. Call or email 393-5139, pflowerbiz@yahoo.com for prod- ucts and prices. WOODHART PRESENTS book signing and class with Christopher Penczak, author of 5 books with Llewellyn and Weiser. Monday, 2/9, 6-9 pm. “Building the Inner Temple of Witchcraft” is the class to the book, “The Inner Temple of Witchcraft.” Call 541- 684-0800, www.woodhart.com 149 W Hilliard Lane, Eugene. Classes DARKROOM RENTAL and instruction. Sign up for evening classes at ArtLab. Quality equip- ment, clean facilities, and reason- able rates. Call 485-9220. 865 Conger #18. F-M, 11-9. FRIT PAINTING tile class start- ing Feb 4 at Donahue Design glass art studio. 4 sessions. $135. 688-5823. LEARN HERBALISM! Drop in intro Sundays. Val Day couples. Medicine Trees. Free brochure. 344-7534, givingtree@earth- link.net WOODHART WICCA classes: Beginning Wicca, Tuesdays Feb 3 to Apr 6. Intermediate Wicca, Fridays Feb 6 to Apr 30. Call 541- 684-0800 or www.woodhart.com Legal Notices NOTICE OF Public Auction. Pursuant to ORS Chapter 87, Four Corners Self Storage will hold a silent auction, February 15, 2004, by the unit, sealed bids, from 12 pm to 2 pm, for unit B26, David Andrews. Unit contains personal property and a 1982 Chevy Cavalier Wagon, plate #UVQ995, title #0209331563. Vehicle and private property will be auctioned separately at 599 Hwy 99 N., Eugene, OR. Contact Manager at (541) 689-5115. Lost & Found LOST: SMALL gray and black stripped cat. He has a bob tail and green eyes. Responds to Alize or Mr. He was lost at Church Hill Village on Jan 17. Amy, 221-3509. TWO KITTENS. Both black and white. One like a wolf, one short hair. Less than 3 months old. Deva 302-0989. Wanted WYMPROV! LOOKING for couples to interview for Valentine’s Day show. Free admis- sion to show. info@wymprov.com or 345-2067. Page 33 WE WANT Minority Writers. The Academy for Alternative Journalism, supported by alterna- tive papers like this one, seeks experienced minority journalists and students (college seniors and up) for a paid summer writing pro- gram at Northwestern University’s Medical School of Journalism, Chicago. The eight-week program (June 20 - August 15, 2004) aims to recruit talented minority writers into the alternative press and train them in magazine-style feature writing. Ten participants will be chosen and paid $3,000 plus hous- ing and travel allowances. 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There is one full time a.m. position and one part time p.m. position. For the a.m. position we need someone with 1 year experi- ence in artisan bread baking and breakfast pastries. The p.m. posi- tion requires someone who has bakery or restaurant experience and is looking to learn. Both peo- ple must enjoy a fast paced envi- ronment and be self-motivated. Great benefits and opportunities. Call 541-609-0215 or email us from our website at www.bigriverbreads.com FREE RENT! camchicks.com seeks female roommate 18-26 willing to share her life on live webcam 24/7. Imagine no more rent and utilities paid! Potential for profit sharing. Nice, fun, drug free house. Not porn, but nudity unavoidable. Visit our website then email gina@camchicks.com or call Gina, 953-8200. LICENSED MASSAGE thera- pists needed at The Springfield Spas. On-site preferred. 741- 1777. BREAKAWAY. Excellent oppor- tunity for a caring, congenial, self- motivated, in-shape person to care for middle-aged male quad. Must be mobile, into cooking and housekeeping. Some lifting involved. Five 16-hour shifts avail- able at $8.90/hour. Must have ODL. Send resume to Eugene Weekly. Attention: Blind Box “Breakaway” EARN OVER $20/hr. Need friendly people. Work with Fiscal Tax Co, an industry leader for over 20 years. Visit: www.taxesany- time.com for details. (AAN CAN) WORK WITH Sierra Club. $225- $500/wk. Protect Oregon’s Forests. Stop air and water pollu- tion. Make a difference. Join the nation’s largest grassroots public interest organization to protect our environment, public health, human rights, and democracy. Career opportunities, benefits available. Downtown Eugene. 18+. Call Otis, 541-686-2771. ACADEMIC COORDINATOR. Earn supplemental income, PT, while meeting students from around the world. Work directly with host families and foreign stu- dents. Work around your sched- ule, in your community. No experi- ence necessary, will train. Travel incentives and monthly income. For more information call Kathy at 1-877-356-2154 or visit our web- site at: www.chinet.org Page 34 CARETAKER-HANDYPER- SON to live on beautiful organic land 15 min from Eugene. Grounds, building maintenance in exchange for rent + hourly. 16 hours/week. No dogs, no smok- ing. 342-5027. ACTORS AND actresses need- ed. Adult theme, no full nudity or porn. Serious actors only. Must be at least 19 yo. Older actors wel- come. Send resume and headshot to delcinnia2000@yahoo.com EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40, and couples. Send photo and contact phone number to: Video Productions, P.O. Box 40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email: videopro5000@msn.com. 541- 688-1488 (Female Callers Only). Volunteer Opportunities HELP CONSTRUCT historic temple. Preserve Tibetan sacred art, bronze casting, welding, con- struction. Room, board stipend, training. Exceptional volunteers need now! Beautiful N California. 707-785-2664. www.odiyan.org (AAN CAN) Employment Information MEDIA MAKE-UP artists earn up to $500/day for televi- sion, CD-videos, film, fashion. One week course in Los Angeles while building portfo- lio. Brochure 310-364-0665 www.MediaMakeupArtists.com (AAN CAN) Career Training By Matt Jones “It’s Questionable” – and we’ll never know why. Across ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK 1 See 32-down 6 JPEG alternative 9 Day ___ 13 Caustic 14 Grandma 15 Poker giveaway 16 1993 movie starring Doctor Dre and Ed Lover 18 Mexico's ___ Mujeres 19 ___'wester 20 Mt. Kaala is there 21 Goat food, in old car- toons 23 Nonchalant greeting 26 Dry white Italian wine 28 Upper left-hand cor- ner key 29 Anesthetic choices 31 He pitied the fool 32 Postulation word 36 "So?" 39 Hornet home 40 "You've got mail" ISP 41 Club carrier at clubs 42 Word in "Popeye" strips 28 JANUARY 29, 2004 43 Outward appear- ances 44 Slogan of 1984 51 "Wayne's World" set- ting 52 "Come ___!" 53 "Seeking," in person- als 56 Lackluster 57 Query from a bored slacking worker 60 "If all ___ fails..." 61 Frigid ending? 62 They may be gray 63 Like some hair 64 QB's stat 65 Simple question type Down 1 What bills may become 2 Toyota model 3 Stinks 4 Wasser, below zero 5 Music lover's furniture 6 Entire range 7 Pigs ___ blanket 8 Better than good 9 Former Police chief 10 1990 Oscar winner 11 Poe's middle name 12 The word on the street? 14 Word on a soda bot- tle 17 Holds 22 Financial mag 24 Brit Olympic track star Steve 25 Mary Jane 26 Stitched 27 Will-___-wisp 30 Doesn't go near 31 Director Gibson 32 With 1-across, char- acter who married Carla on "Cheers" 33 Formulates over 34 Close the gap 35 Hollers in Jerez 37 Romance novelist Victoria 38 Color commentators cover it 42 The Who's "Love Reign ___ Me" 44 Didn't walk on water? 45 ___-burly 46 Take a magnet to a floppy 47 Like playboys in the morning 48 Some garden work- ers 49 Feminine suffix 50 City beast 54 Upload pictures 55 Pretentious phrase before "charming" or "lovable" 58 Went into seclusion 59 Suffix for "press" ©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226-2800, 99 cents per minute. 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(AAN CAN) HELP WANTED CAREGIVERS, AIDES, COMPANIONS Radha is a stroke-disabled, 75 year old, spiritually-oriented, psychotherapist, vegetarian woman, who needs help: • getting in and out of bed, wheel chair and toilet/shower • adjusting in bed/wheelchair • taking walks and appointments • with laundry, light house keeping & food preparation • being read to (mostly Buddhist/other spiritual writings) • and massages (particularly feet, stiff leg and neck You are: • non-smoker able to make minimum 6 month commitment • physically capable • compassionate and cheerful • knowledgeable about alternative health and natural diet • flexible about duties and schedule • available for day shifts (10am-6pm) and some evenings and overnights (We are looking for a team of 2-3 people.) Call Gavin at 343-1519 for more information.
