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Announcements
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KRISTIE S. McFarland seeking
out divorce from William M.
McFarland, Jr. If contesting call
918-282-7403.
FICTION CRITIQUE group.
New group forming to meet every
other Thurs eve. Limit 6 people.
Call Kelli, 344-4598.
VALENTINE GIFTS! Sensual,
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ucts and prices.
WOODHART PRESENTS book
signing and class with
Christopher Penczak, author of 5
books with Llewellyn and Weiser.
Monday, 2/9, 6-9 pm. “Building
the Inner Temple of Witchcraft” is
the class to the book, “The Inner
Temple of Witchcraft.” Call 541-
684-0800, www.woodhart.com
149 W Hilliard Lane, Eugene.
Classes
DARKROOM RENTAL and
instruction. Sign up for evening
classes at ArtLab. Quality equip-
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Conger #18. F-M, 11-9.
FRIT PAINTING tile class start-
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688-5823.
LEARN HERBALISM! Drop in
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Fridays Feb 6 to Apr 30. Call 541-
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Legal Notices
NOTICE OF Public Auction.
Pursuant to ORS Chapter 87, Four
Corners Self Storage will hold a
silent auction, February 15, 2004,
by the unit, sealed bids, from 12
pm to 2 pm, for unit B26, David
Andrews. Unit contains personal
property and a 1982 Chevy
Cavalier Wagon, plate #UVQ995,
title #0209331563. Vehicle and
private property will be auctioned
separately at 599 Hwy 99 N.,
Eugene, OR. Contact Manager at
(541) 689-5115.
Lost & Found
LOST: SMALL gray and black
stripped cat. He has a bob tail and
green eyes. Responds to Alize or
Mr. He was lost at Church Hill
Village on Jan 17. Amy, 221-3509.
TWO KITTENS. Both black and
white. One like a wolf, one short
hair. Less than 3 months old. Deva
302-0989.
Wanted
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couples to interview for
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sion to show. info@wymprov.com
or 345-2067.
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WE WANT Minority Writers. The
Academy
for
Alternative
Journalism, supported by alterna-
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experienced minority journalists
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up) for a paid summer writing pro-
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Chicago. The eight-week program
(June 20 - August 15, 2004) aims
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information visit the Web site at
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Help Wanted
STS FOUNDATION, an interna-
tional student exchange organiza-
tion, is looking for motivated,
responsible, and friendly people
to serve as area representatives
for the Eugene area. Payment and
travel opportunity. Call 1-800-522-
4678!
BIG RIVER Breads in Corvallis is
looking for a couple of good bak-
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position and one part time p.m.
position. For the a.m. position we
need someone with 1 year experi-
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Great benefits and opportunities.
Call 541-609-0215 or email us
from
our
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at
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LICENSED MASSAGE thera-
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Career opportunities, benefits
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ACADEMIC COORDINATOR.
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For more information call Kathy at
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CARETAKER-HANDYPER-
SON to live on beautiful organic
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Grounds, building maintenance in
exchange for rent + hourly. 16
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Amateur filmmaker, five years
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Career Training
By Matt Jones
“It’s Questionable” – and we’ll never know why.
Across
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK
1 See 32-down
6 JPEG alternative
9 Day ___
13 Caustic
14 Grandma
15 Poker giveaway
16 1993 movie starring
Doctor Dre and Ed Lover
18 Mexico's ___
Mujeres
19 ___'wester
20 Mt. Kaala is there
21 Goat food, in old car-
toons
23 Nonchalant greeting
26 Dry white Italian
wine
28 Upper left-hand cor-
ner key
29 Anesthetic choices
31 He pitied the fool
32 Postulation word
36 "So?"
39 Hornet home
40 "You've got mail" ISP
41 Club carrier at clubs
42 Word in "Popeye"
strips
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43 Outward appear-
ances
44 Slogan of 1984
51 "Wayne's World" set-
ting
52 "Come ___!"
53 "Seeking," in person-
als
56 Lackluster
57 Query from a bored
slacking worker
60 "If all ___ fails..."
61 Frigid ending?
62 They may be gray
63 Like some hair
64 QB's stat
65 Simple question type
Down
1 What bills may become
2 Toyota model
3 Stinks
4 Wasser, below zero
5 Music lover's furniture
6 Entire range
7 Pigs ___ blanket
8 Better than good
9 Former Police chief
10 1990 Oscar winner
11 Poe's middle name
12 The word on the
street?
14 Word on a soda bot-
tle
17 Holds
22 Financial mag
24 Brit Olympic track
star Steve
25 Mary Jane
26 Stitched
27 Will-___-wisp
30 Doesn't go near
31 Director Gibson
32 With 1-across, char-
acter who married Carla
on "Cheers"
33 Formulates over
34 Close the gap
35 Hollers in Jerez
37 Romance novelist
Victoria
38 Color commentators
cover it
42 The Who's "Love
Reign ___ Me"
44 Didn't walk on water?
45 ___-burly
46 Take a magnet to a
floppy
47 Like playboys in the
morning
48 Some garden work-
ers
49 Feminine suffix
50 City beast
54 Upload pictures
55 Pretentious phrase
before "charming" or
"lovable"
58 Went into seclusion
59 Suffix for "press"
©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords
For answers to this puzzle, call:
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minute. Must be 18+. Or to
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HELP
WANTED
CAREGIVERS, AIDES,
COMPANIONS
Radha is a stroke-disabled,
75 year old, spiritually-oriented,
psychotherapist, vegetarian woman,
who needs help:
• getting in and out of bed, wheel
chair and toilet/shower
• adjusting in bed/wheelchair
• taking walks and appointments
• with laundry, light house keeping &
food preparation
• being read to (mostly Buddhist/other
spiritual writings)
• and massages (particularly feet,
stiff leg and neck
You are:
• non-smoker able to make minimum
6 month commitment
• physically capable
• compassionate and cheerful
• knowledgeable about alternative
health and natural diet
• flexible about duties and schedule
• available for day shifts (10am-6pm)
and some evenings and overnights
(We are looking for a team of
2-3 people.)
Call Gavin at 343-1519
for more information.