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To Place A Classified: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. Page 36 Page 40 TEACHER OF K-3 kids? Research project needs your help! 2 focus groups about racial bias. Receive $30-$50 compensation depending on group. 1/20 and 1/22, 4-5:30pm and 4-5pm. Call 284-1000 for more info. Classes Announcements FLAMING LIPS fans, and oth- ers. Want to hear their 1997 mas- terpiece “Zaireeka” the way it was meant to be? Four CDs on four players. That’s octophonic sound, you know. Send email with venue ideas, or if you have a play- er that can be used, to carskillci- ties@hotmail.com FREE Come To Your Senses For A Couple of Hours Energy play to expand your connection to the world around you with Jan Meredith and Linda Leanne Sunday, January 25 4 to 6 pm Tsunami Books FREE GRANTS. Never repay. Results guaranteed. $500 to $50,000. 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