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LOST PUPPY. 5 month old Pit
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“Pull Over” – you’d be lucky to get off with a warning.
Across
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK
1 Major Australian net-
work
6 "That's hot!"
9 Prell competitor
14 "Vive ___!"
15 "Baudolino" author
16 The Governator
17 "I forgot when I
turned..."
20 Planter's Punch com-
ponent
21 Fair-hiring abbr.
22 They're striven for
23 "They're sending me
the new ones..."
27 Body ___ (tattoos,
piercings, etc.)
28 Game with a "Skip"
card
29 It may be set
32 Bryant's teammate
35 Microbrewery prod-
uct
36 Beekeeper played by
Peter Fonda
37 "I was changing the
CD..."
41 Mind
42 Super groupie
Pamela ___ Barres
43 He picked Dick
36 JANUARY 15, 2004
44 TV's
Nahasapeemapetilon
45 Where Garth and
Clint get trophies: abbr.
46 Favored vacation
spot of President Ford
48 "I thought it was still
yellow..."
53 "The Pianist" name
57 Mendes of "Stuck on
You"
58 Summer on the Seine
59 "Funny, it was fine
until you got here..."
63 With ___ breath
64 Airport guess: abbr.
65 Type of acid
66 Reunion attendees
67 King of the ring
68 They're cursed by the
Bambino
Down
1 Actress Woodard of
"The Core"
2 Boyfriends
3 Add curls to hair
4 "My Mama Done ___
Me"
5 Clock 7
6 Exclamation akin to
"Zounds!"
7 Jazz combo, maybe
8 Do some courting
9 Rendered a decision
10 Bladder control issue
11 Tolstoy title word
12 Glass vessel
13 They might shock you
18 Reason for some
grants
19 Negotiation figure
24 "Do ___ you horny?"
(Austin Powers line)
25 Monopoly move
26 Word sung on 1/1
29 Like sleazy salesmen
30 Count-starting word
31 Prefix for bucks
32 Black and white
beast
33 Tide type
34 Pantyhose shade
35 ___-backwards
36 Body part that dan-
gles
38 Blackadder's first
name
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39 P. Diddy, really
40 Beatnik's assent
45 Sets of beliefs
46 Clark's classic co-star
47 Way too uptight
49 Spiffy
50 Kelly's cohost
51 Prefix meaning "peo-
ple"
52 Place to dry up
53 "S.O.S." group
54 The D in DOHC
55 Queue after Q
56 Part of an auction lot
60 Cryogenically frozen
Williams
61 Science class adjunct
62 "As I see it," in chat-
rooms
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