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To Place A Classified: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. Page 34 JEWISH BOOK Fair! Nov. 2 at Temple Beth Israel. 2550 W. Portland St. 9-2 p.m. Jewish Books. 6 local vendors. Classes Announcements ACTIVE SENIOR. Independent resident of a nursing home would like a ride to and from Cougar Hot Springs. Any days or times. Please call 687-1310 and ask for Stanley or leave message if out. Aromatherapy Business For Sale Well Established, highest quality Essential Oils. Flexible, high pay- ing. Contact Avraham ASAP in Israel habosem@netvision.net.il Fax: 011-972-8-926-2096 ATTENTION: Readers who respond to mail order/phone ads appearing in these classifieds do so at their own risk. Eugene Weekly assumes no liability. If in doubt about a particular offer, check with the Better Business Bureau or US Postal Service before sending any money. HOLIDAY CRAFT SHOW. 6th Annual. November 8-9, 10 am, Yachats Commons. 63 booths, crafts, art, music, food. Free Admission. 541-547-4664. PREGNANT? CONSIDERING adoption? We can help! We spe- cialize in matching families with birthmothers nationwide. Toll free, 24 hours a day, 866-921- 0565. One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN CAN) MIDDLE EASTERN dance classes beginning in December at the Oregon Ballet Academy. For information and to pre-register, please call 232-1860. Free BABY FANCY rats needing real- ly good home. Intensive inter- viewing for placement. Absolutely no feeders. 736-4986 or www.wellput_69@yahoo.com Lost & Found LOST BLANKET. 10/19. Fairgrounds parking lot outside Piccadilly. Fleece with blue and white checkers. Baby lost without it. 510-0207. Adoption/Family Services ADOPTION IS love! A creative happy financially secure family will love and cherish your miracle baby. Expenses paid. Suzy, 1-800- 933-1975. 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Phone bank- ing to existing members, prospects and major donors. Commission with guaranteed min- imum wage. Part-time, possibly full-time. Knowledge of FileMaker and MacIntosh helpful. Please email resume to office@mind- freedom.org EOE. MAPLE STAR wants family care providers. If you are interested in helping our community, families and children, and earning compet- itive compensation for working in your home as a family care provider with young persons needing a stable family. We offer respite pay and training allowance. For more information call 541-513-0605. By Matt Jones “What a Tool” – a handy list of words. Across 59 Causes the washer to rattle, e.g. 61 "...___ man with seven wives..." 62 Signed like an illiter- ate 63 How some people can cry 64 Precursor to Windows 65 More than mos. 66 Biol. energy sources Down 1 Where kids go to swing 2 "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" novelist 3 Domineering 4 "___ of Luxury" ("The Joe Schmo Show"'s fake show) 5 More than a mere soup 6 Olive Garden staple 7 Mercedes of "The Fisher King" 8 Jack and Jill's item 9 Chevy model 10 Common observation 11 From dusk 'til dawn 12 Popular name for cats with white feet 14 News source? 18 Indian restaurant extra 22 Make happy 24 Dropped like an anchor 29 David ___ Pierce 31 Unforeseen trouble 32 It looks like a peace sign 33 Alien life forms 34 That trawler 35 Movie where Whoopi played a nun 36 Explained fully 37 They may be faked to skip work 39 Talk to the waiter 40 Diaper woe 44 Detective played by Peter Lorre 46 "My Name is Asher Lev" writer Potok 47 In ___ way 48 Verb featured in early 2003 news 50 Adhesive component 51 Court legend 52 Mid. 53 28-across's home city 55 Notable times 56 ___ Atomic Dustbin (U.K. alt-rockers) 60 ___ whim ©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords For answers to this puzzle, call: 1- 900-226-2800, 99 cents per minute. 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Send email to videohog@hotmail.com or call 913-0919 after 9pm. Leave mes- sage. MODELS $10-40/hr. romantic, feminine, bra/slip/artnude www.geocities.com/thelafem/we ekly.htm 541-745-5509. PHONE ACTRESSES Needed. Make up to $21/hr. Flexible hours. Part time or full time. 1-800-699- 2466. Mail box #: 908-526-7900. DARING, PROGRESSIVE 6- year-old Eugene production co. seeking actresses for risque sci-fi and horror. Short film and still work. Female producer. No porn. $300+/day. Toll free, 888-749- 7297. EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40, and couples. Send photo and contact phone number to: Video Productions, P.O. Box 40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email: videopro5000@msn.com. 541- 688-1488 (Female Callers Only) EUGENE WEEKLY seeks full- time classified sales rep. Sell and service classified ads. Work under deadline, multitask, customer service skills, detail oriented, per- sistence, self-motivation. Prefer ad sales or telemarketing experi- ence. Cover letter, resume to Eugene Weekly, c/o Classified Mgr, 1251 Lincoln, Eugene 97401. Fax 541-484-4044. Career Training MOVIE EXTRA-Model Needed immediately for TV and film pro- ductions. No experience required. Earn up to $500 a day. 1-800-814- 0277. (AAN CAN) MYSTERY SHOPPERS need- ed. National businesses need shoppers to evaluate products and services. Must have email. 1- 800-503-1207, ext. 9825. (AAN CAN) COOL TRAVEL job. Entry level positions, 18+, no experience necessary, 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Toll free, 1-877-646-5050. (AAN CAN) DATA ENTRY. Work from home. Flexible hours! Great pay! Computer required. 1-800-382- 4282, x #8. (AAN CAN) BARTENDER TRAINEES need- ed. $250 a day potential. Local positions avialable. 800-293-3985 ext. 4685 (AAN CAN) EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40, and couples. Send photo & contact phone number to: Video Productions P.O. Box 40545 • Eugene, OR 97404 email: videopro5000@msn.com 541-688-1488 (female callers only) Artist’s Marketplace Antiques a Home & Garden Bamboo Furnture a Gifts Jewelry a Spiritual Items 788 W. 7th, Eugene 541.343.8805 Page 38 $$ BARTEND $$ Up to $300/shift. Great pay, flexible hours. No experience necessary. FT/PT. Call 800-806-0083, ext 203. (AAN CAN) Business Opportunities Page 38 Garage Sales NOVEMBER 7, 8. 2251 Golden Garden St. 607-9792. Power tools, Martial arts, Playstation with games, appliances, and more. Misc. LAID OFF? Got a computer? Put it to work. Make $500-1,500/mo. PT. $2,000-$5,000/mo FT. www.getabusinessonline.com or 888-707-7332. EASY WORK! Great Pay! Earn $500 weekly. Assembling prod- ucts and mailing circulars. 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ADMIT ONE 1 It's between Connecticut and St. Charles 5 Year qtr. 8 Backup operation 13 Emasculate 15 Sorority letter 16 Equalizer focus 17 From Japan, once 19 Insect's final stage 20 Company that merged with Bell Atlantic 21 Came to one's sens- es 23 Don who pitched the only perfect World Series game 25 It ain't nothing 26 Jersey jerseys say this 27 Late director Kazan 28 They did the theme to "The Living Daylights" 30 Hired thugs 32 Peevish 35 Poli-___ 38 "It should be familiar from here" 41 Submissions to eds. 42 Came up 43 Support for the arts? 44 Letters on beer bot- tles 45 Marsh of "South Park" 46 Farewell Tour singer 49 Electrophorus electri- cus, for one 52 Hold together 54 Loose garment fea- tured in the "U Can't Touch This" video 57 They follow dos 58 Leafy shelter Page 37 ADMIT ONE Page 32 For more details call 345-7185 Bead It! Beginning & Advanced Beading Classes Stop by & check out our class list or visit our website: harlequinbeads.com DANCE NOW! 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