To Place A Classified: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min.
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JEWISH BOOK Fair! Nov. 2 at
Temple Beth Israel. 2550 W.
Portland St. 9-2 p.m. Jewish
Books. 6 local vendors.
Classes
Announcements
ACTIVE SENIOR. Independent
resident of a nursing home would
like a ride to and from Cougar Hot
Springs. Any days or times.
Please call 687-1310 and ask for
Stanley or leave message if out.
Aromatherapy
Business For Sale
Well Established, highest quality
Essential Oils. Flexible, high pay-
ing. Contact Avraham ASAP in
Israel habosem@netvision.net.il
Fax: 011-972-8-926-2096
ATTENTION: Readers who
respond to mail order/phone ads
appearing in these classifieds do
so at their own risk. Eugene
Weekly assumes no liability. If in
doubt about a particular offer,
check with the Better Business
Bureau or US Postal Service
before sending any money.
HOLIDAY CRAFT SHOW. 6th
Annual. November 8-9, 10 am,
Yachats Commons. 63 booths,
crafts, art, music, food. Free
Admission. 541-547-4664.
PREGNANT? CONSIDERING
adoption? We can help! We spe-
cialize in matching families with
birthmothers nationwide. Toll
free, 24 hours a day, 866-921-
0565. One True Gift Adoptions.
(AAN CAN)
MIDDLE EASTERN dance
classes beginning in December at
the Oregon Ballet Academy. For
information and to pre-register,
please call 232-1860.
Free
BABY FANCY rats needing real-
ly good home. Intensive inter-
viewing for placement. Absolutely
no feeders. 736-4986 or
www.wellput_69@yahoo.com
Lost & Found
LOST BLANKET. 10/19.
Fairgrounds parking lot outside
Piccadilly. Fleece with blue and
white checkers. Baby lost without
it. 510-0207.
Adoption/Family
Services
ADOPTION IS love! A creative
happy financially secure family
will love and cherish your miracle
baby. Expenses paid. Suzy, 1-800-
933-1975.
Help Wanted
FREE RENT! camchicks.com
seeks female roommate 18-25
willing to share her life on live
webcam 24/7. Imagine no more
rent and utilities paid! Potential
for profit sharing. Nice, fun, drug-
free house. Not porn, but nudity
unavoidable. All styles welcome.
Visit our website then email
gina@camchicks.com or call
Gina, 953-8200.
RECOVERY HOUSE manager.
Room and stipend. Woman pre-
ferred. Recovery and or counsel-
ing experience a plus. Colin, 345-
2832.
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SMALL NON-PROFIT Human
rights organization seeks hard
working administrative assistant
with excellent communication
skills and positive attitude for
part-time position. May become
full time. Required: 2 yrs. office
experience plus excellent under-
standing of MacIntosh and
FileMaker. Helpful: Knowledge of
QuickBooks, Quark XPress, HTML,
and fundraising. email resume to
office@mindfreedom.org.
www.mindfreedom.org EOE
FUNDRAISING POSITION
open with small non-profit human
rights organization. Phone bank-
ing to existing members,
prospects and major donors.
Commission with guaranteed min-
imum wage. Part-time, possibly
full-time. Knowledge of FileMaker
and MacIntosh helpful. Please
email resume to office@mind-
freedom.org EOE.
MAPLE STAR wants family care
providers. If you are interested in
helping our community, families
and children, and earning compet-
itive compensation for working in
your home as a family care
provider with young persons
needing a stable family. We offer
respite pay and training
allowance. For more information
call 541-513-0605.
By Matt Jones
“What a Tool” – a handy list of words.
Across
59 Causes the washer
to rattle, e.g.
61 "...___ man with
seven wives..."
62 Signed like an illiter-
ate
63 How some people
can cry
64 Precursor to
Windows
65 More than mos.
66 Biol. energy sources
Down
1 Where kids go to
swing
2 "Gentlemen Prefer
Blondes" novelist
3 Domineering
4 "___ of Luxury" ("The
Joe Schmo Show"'s fake
show)
5 More than a mere
soup
6 Olive Garden staple
7 Mercedes of "The
Fisher King"
8 Jack and Jill's item
9 Chevy model
10 Common observation
11 From dusk 'til dawn
12 Popular name for
cats with white feet
14 News source?
18 Indian restaurant
extra
22 Make happy
24 Dropped like an
anchor
29 David ___ Pierce
31 Unforeseen trouble
32 It looks like a peace
sign
33 Alien life forms
34 That trawler
35 Movie where Whoopi
played a nun
36 Explained fully
37 They may be faked to
skip work
39 Talk to the waiter
40 Diaper woe
44 Detective played by
Peter Lorre
46 "My Name is Asher
Lev" writer Potok
47 In ___ way
48 Verb featured in
early 2003 news
50 Adhesive component
51 Court legend
52 Mid.
53 28-across's home city
55 Notable times
56 ___ Atomic Dustbin
(U.K. alt-rockers)
60 ___ whim
©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords
For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-
900-226-2800, 99 cents per
minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to
your credit card, call: 1-800-655-
6548. Reference puzzle #122.
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CARE PROVIDER. Experienced
caregiver for quadriplegic
woman. SDS qualified, depend-
able, mature thinking. NS. Own
transportation. A.M. care. 689-
9278.
FAST, ACCURATE TYPIST.
Transcribe interviews at home.
Interest in healthcare a plus. Mail
resume or letter to: 3470 Ferry St,
Eugene, OR 97405.
HANDYPERSON, OG flower
gardener, also errands, heavy lift-
ing, etc. 15-20 hrs/wk, $8/hr, own
vehicle. Fun work! 302-3081.
WORK IN ADULT FILMS
No Experience,
All Types & Sizes.
Films, Magazines,
Internet sites
Make Money Daily,
While Having Fun!
Call Int’l Film Network Today.
1-800-901-4974
NOW HIRING: companies des-
perately need employees to
assemble products at home. No
selling, any hours. $500 weekly
potential. Info. 1-985-646-1700,
Dept. OR-1072.
ACTRESSES
WANTED.
$100/hr. Adult theme, no full nudi-
ty or porn. Female callers only.
BBW’s welcome. Send email to
videohog@hotmail.com or call
913-0919 after 9pm. Leave mes-
sage.
MODELS $10-40/hr. romantic,
feminine,
bra/slip/artnude
www.geocities.com/thelafem/we
ekly.htm 541-745-5509.
PHONE ACTRESSES Needed.
Make up to $21/hr. Flexible hours.
Part time or full time. 1-800-699-
2466. Mail box #: 908-526-7900.
DARING, PROGRESSIVE 6-
year-old Eugene production co.
seeking actresses for risque sci-fi
and horror. Short film and still
work. Female producer. No porn.
$300+/day. Toll free, 888-749-
7297.
EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to
$500 per session. Eugene
Amateur filmmaker, five years
published, looking for female
models 18-40, and couples. Send
photo and contact phone number
to: Video Productions, P.O. Box
40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email:
videopro5000@msn.com. 541-
688-1488 (Female Callers Only)
EUGENE WEEKLY seeks full-
time classified sales rep. Sell and
service classified ads. Work under
deadline, multitask, customer
service skills, detail oriented, per-
sistence, self-motivation. Prefer
ad sales or telemarketing experi-
ence. Cover letter, resume to
Eugene Weekly, c/o Classified
Mgr, 1251 Lincoln, Eugene 97401.
Fax 541-484-4044.
Career Training
MOVIE EXTRA-Model Needed
immediately for TV and film pro-
ductions. No experience required.
Earn up to $500 a day. 1-800-814-
0277. (AAN CAN)
MYSTERY SHOPPERS need-
ed. National businesses need
shoppers to evaluate products
and services. Must have email. 1-
800-503-1207, ext. 9825. (AAN
CAN)
COOL TRAVEL job. Entry level
positions, 18+, no experience
necessary, 2 weeks paid training,
transportation, lodging provided.
$500 signing bonus to start. Toll
free, 1-877-646-5050. (AAN CAN)
DATA ENTRY. Work from home.
Flexible hours! Great pay!
Computer required. 1-800-382-
4282, x #8. (AAN CAN)
BARTENDER TRAINEES need-
ed. $250 a day potential. Local
positions avialable. 800-293-3985
ext. 4685 (AAN CAN)
EARN EXTRA CASH!
Up to $500 per session.
Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years
published, looking for female models
18-40, and couples. Send photo &
contact phone number to:
Video Productions
P.O. Box 40545 • Eugene, OR 97404
email: videopro5000@msn.com
541-688-1488
(female callers only)
Artist’s
Marketplace
Antiques a Home & Garden
Bamboo Furnture a Gifts
Jewelry a Spiritual Items
788 W. 7th, Eugene
541.343.8805
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$$ BARTEND $$ Up to
$300/shift. Great pay, flexible
hours. No experience necessary.
FT/PT. Call 800-806-0083, ext
203. (AAN CAN)
Business
Opportunities
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Garage Sales
NOVEMBER 7, 8. 2251 Golden
Garden St. 607-9792. Power tools,
Martial arts, Playstation with
games, appliances, and more.
Misc.
LAID OFF? Got a computer? Put
it to work. Make $500-1,500/mo.
PT. $2,000-$5,000/mo FT.
www.getabusinessonline.com or
888-707-7332.
EASY WORK! Great Pay! Earn
$500 weekly. Assembling prod-
ucts and mailing circulars. No
experience necessary. 1-800-267-
3944 ext 308. www.easywork-
greatpay.com (AAN CAN)
INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY.
Learn to earn 100k+ per yr. work-
ing from home part time. Not
MLM. Free info. 888-568-6734.
ANOTHER YEAR, same old job?
250K per year potential from
home. Not MLM. Two-minute mes-
sage. 800-570-3231, ext. 9718.
A $250K+ 1st year income
opportunity. Home-based. No sell-
ing. Not MLM! Call 1-800-831-
2302, 24 hrs. (AAN CAN)
ATTENTION, WORK FROM
HOME. $300-$1,500 Part-time,
$2,000-$5,000 Full-time. Local
training, support. 744-2432 or
workathome-bw.com
BUY FACTORY Direct. Wolff
tanning beds. Payments from
$25/month. Free color catalog.
Call today 1-800-842-1305.
Musical
TRUMPET! GREAT deal on
clean silver Yamaha YTR-738. With
tools and soft carry case.
Intermediate. Only $499. It was
played by local great Greg White.
Call Ben, 343-2913.
TV
FREE 3-ROOM DirectTV sys-
tem including installation! Free 3-
month HBO (7 movie channels)
with subscription. Access
225+TV Channels. Digital quality
picture and sound. Limited offer.
Details 1-800-877-1251. (AAN
CAN)
Childcare
Art
“INFINITY” by David Star. 1/5
proof. See homepage http://hemp-
prints.com $500 [framed] email:
ritterstar@yahoo.com
MITZI LINN’S studio shows art
by Mitzi and others. Oaxaca rugs
and folkart. Mayan textiles. Fun
gifts. Deals. Appts. 485-9524.
QUALITY CHILDCARE and
housekeeping. Caring and respon-
sible mother will entertain your
children while keeping your house
neat and tidy. Highest quality
work guaranteed. References
available. 232-1860.
MOTHER EARTH’S Children
has openings for children ages 2
and 3. Quality program in a loving
family environment. Nature - Art -
Music. Organic veg. meals. M-F,
7:30 am to 5:30 pm. 689-9874.
EUGENE’S OWN MOVIE
WATCHERS REVIEW GROUP
Starts November 2 and runs the first Sunday of every month.
ADMIT ONE
1 It's between
Connecticut and St.
Charles
5 Year qtr.
8 Backup operation
13 Emasculate
15 Sorority letter
16 Equalizer focus
17 From Japan, once
19 Insect's final stage
20 Company that
merged with Bell
Atlantic
21 Came to one's sens-
es
23 Don who pitched the
only perfect World
Series game
25 It ain't nothing
26 Jersey jerseys say
this
27 Late director Kazan
28 They did the theme to
"The Living Daylights"
30 Hired thugs
32 Peevish
35 Poli-___
38 "It should be familiar
from here"
41 Submissions to eds.
42 Came up
43 Support for the arts?
44 Letters on beer bot-
tles
45 Marsh of "South
Park"
46 Farewell Tour singer
49 Electrophorus electri-
cus, for one
52 Hold together
54 Loose garment fea-
tured in the "U Can't
Touch This" video
57 They follow dos
58 Leafy shelter
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ADMIT ONE
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For more details call 345-7185
Bead It!
Beginning & Advanced
Beading Classes
Stop by & check out our class list or visit
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LEVEL 2
MERENGUE
& TANGO
4 WEEK SESSIONS
Beginning Sunday, Nov. 16
Intro to Merengue
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4:30-5:30pm
Tuesday, Nov. 16
5:30-6:30pm
INTRO TO TANGO Sunday, Nov. 16
5:30-6:30pm
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