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To Place A Classified: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. Page 32 Page 32 Page 35 Classes 741-2841 www.oregonal-anon.org DOES SOMEONE’S DRINKING BOTHER YOU? Al-Anon is a fellowship of men, women and teens who have been affected by another’s alcoholism. 741-2841 ACTIVE SENIOR. Independent resident of a nursing home would like a ride to and from Cougar Hot Springs. Any days or times. Please call 687-1310 and ask for Stanley or leave message if out. AROMATHERAPY BUSINESS FOR SALE Well Established, highest quality Essential Oils. Flexible, high pay- ing. Contact Avraham ASAP in Israel habosem@netvision.net.il Fax: 011-972-8-926-2096 SONS OF NORWAY bazaar. 1836 Alder. Sat, 9am-3pm. Parking in rear and Grace Lutheran Church, 18th and Hilyard. Free door prizes, lunch and snacks, sale of baked goods, handicrafts and Norwegian items. $2/LINE, 4 LINE MIN. is the economical cost for line ads in Eugene Weekly classifieds. Contact us at 484-0519. Garage Sales CLOTHING-COSTUME sale. 50s, 60s and 70s. Leopard and ani- mal print, velvets, sparkle clothes, Egyptian beaded shawls, jewelry, lingerie, hats, cowgirl boots, mens clothes, xsm-xxxl.24th, 25th, 26th. 9:30 am. 965 W Hilliard Ln. (off River Rd). Rain or shine. Lost & Found LOST CATS. Liam: friendly, 6 yo, orange tabby. Boki: 7 yo, black white tuxedo. Missing two months in Veneta area. Reward $100 each, 485-3228. REWARD FOR the return of Br. wallet stolen from fanny pack out- side John Henrys, 10/4 at 10:45 pm. You got the cash, I want my personal items returned please. Good karma or bad, your choice. 541-343-2101. Page 37 Business For Sale MULTICULTURAL NATURAL foods restaurant/juice bar. Espresso’s, beer, wine, live music. Booming area, price negotiable. Turn key, will train. Boise, ID. www.kultureklatsch.com 208-344- 6342, Klint. (AAN CAN) Adoption/Family Services ADOPT. A childless, truly loving, stable, financially secure couple wish to love and cherish your baby. Expenses paid. Barbara, 1- 800-816-8424. PREGNANT? CONSIDERING adoption? We can help! We spe- cialize in matching families with birthmothers nationwide. Toll free, 24 hours a day, 866-921-0565. One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN CAN) Wanted Help Wanted WANTED: GENTLY used mas- sage table, 302-0689. FUNDRAISING COORDINA- TOR for the Pacific Green Party. 20 hours per week, compensation based on experience. May work from home. Excellent communica- tion skills, database experience. http://jobs.pacificgreens.org/ Send resume with references to fax: 503-982-9995 or email danielgvc@greenvoice.org Ph 503-884-5906. Misc. JUGGALETTE WANTED to accompany juggalo to Twiztid. Nov 3rd at the Wow Hall. I got the tick- ets, no strings just clown love. pzeeker@yahoo.com or 653-2961. 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SDS qualified, depend- able, mature thinking. NS. Own transportation. A.M. care. 689- 9278. EXPERIENCED HANDYPER- SON, OG flower gardener, also errands, heavy lifting, etc. 15-20 hrs/wk, $8/hr, own vehicle. 302- 3081. ACTRESSES WANTED. $100/hr. Adult theme, no full nudi- ty or porn. Female callers only. BBW’s welcome. Send email to videohog@hotmail.com or call 913-0919 after 9pm. Leave mes- sage. EUGENE’S OWN MOVIE WATCHERS REVIEW GROUP Starts November 2 and runs the first Sunday of every month. For more details call 345-7185 ADMIT ONE Artist’s ADMIT ONE Announcements GLASS FUSING classes. Make your own jewelry, bowls, plates, wind chimes, flower pockets, etc. Ongoing beginning and advanced classes at the studio of Donahue Design. Open studio hours also available to experienced fusers. 688-5823. Page 34 Page 38 COMMUNITY SERVICE work- er 2- Bilingual. Lane County Health and Human Services, Healthy Start. Salary: $14.93- $20.66. Undertaking screening and assessment of families using standardized tools to determine eligibility for Healthy Start servic- es. Referring families to Healthy Start and other community resources. Liaison with medical community and local hospitals to identify families for screening and assessment. Excellent oral and written communication skills in both Spanish and English needed. May provide assessment services in the hospital, home, or over the telephone. Familiarity working with varied cultures essential. For more information about the requirements for this opportunity and to fill out the required appli- cation and supplemental ques- tionnaire, please visit www.lanecounty.org/jobs or con- tact Lane County Human Resources, 125 E. 8th Avenue, Eugene, OR 97401, 541-682-3665. Posting extended until : 5:00 PM, 10/27/03 EOE/ADA. WORK IN ADULT FILMS No Experience, All Types & Sizes. Films, Magazines, Internet sites Make Money Daily, While Having Fun! 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Full benefits, paid training on homeland security, law enforcement, wildlife, clerical, administrative and more. 1-800- 320-9353 ext. 2560. (AAN CAN) DATA ENTRY. Work from home. Flexible hours! Great pay! Computer required. 1-800-382- 4282, x #8. (AAN CAN) MOVIE EXTRAS: $200- $600/day. All looks, types and ages. No exp. required. TV, music videos, film, commercials. Work with the best. 1-800-260-3949 X. 3560. (AAN CAN) MOVIE EXTRAS/model needed immediately for TV and Film Productions. Earn up to $500 a day. No experience required. 1- 800-814-0277 (AAN/CAN). Business Opportunities AWESOME CAREER. $14.80- $36.00+/hr. Hiring 2003, 2004. Full benefits, no experience required. 1-800-875-9078, ext. 2318. (AAN CAN) A $2-5K per week potential. Not MLM. Serious only. 1-800-804- 5027. INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY. Learn to earn 100k+ per yr. work- ing from home part time. Not MLM. Free info. 888-568-6734. ANOTHER YEAR, same old job? 250K per year potential from home. Not MLM. 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