To Place A Classified: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min.
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Classes
741-2841
www.oregonal-anon.org
DOES SOMEONE’S
DRINKING
BOTHER YOU?
Al-Anon is a fellowship of men,
women and teens who have been
affected by another’s alcoholism.
741-2841
ACTIVE SENIOR. Independent
resident of a nursing home would
like a ride to and from Cougar Hot
Springs. Any days or times.
Please call 687-1310 and ask for
Stanley or leave message if out.
AROMATHERAPY
BUSINESS FOR SALE
Well Established, highest quality
Essential Oils. Flexible, high pay-
ing. Contact Avraham ASAP in
Israel habosem@netvision.net.il
Fax: 011-972-8-926-2096
SONS OF NORWAY bazaar.
1836 Alder. Sat, 9am-3pm.
Parking in rear and Grace
Lutheran Church, 18th and
Hilyard. Free door prizes, lunch
and snacks, sale of baked goods,
handicrafts and Norwegian items.
$2/LINE, 4 LINE MIN. is the
economical cost for line ads in
Eugene Weekly classifieds.
Contact us at 484-0519.
Garage Sales
CLOTHING-COSTUME sale.
50s, 60s and 70s. Leopard and ani-
mal print, velvets, sparkle clothes,
Egyptian beaded shawls, jewelry,
lingerie, hats, cowgirl boots, mens
clothes, xsm-xxxl.24th, 25th, 26th.
9:30 am. 965 W Hilliard Ln. (off
River Rd). Rain or shine.
Lost & Found
LOST CATS. Liam: friendly, 6 yo,
orange tabby. Boki: 7 yo, black
white tuxedo. Missing two months
in Veneta area. Reward $100
each, 485-3228.
REWARD FOR the return of Br.
wallet stolen from fanny pack out-
side John Henrys, 10/4 at 10:45
pm. You got the cash, I want my
personal items returned please.
Good karma or bad, your choice.
541-343-2101.
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Business For
Sale
MULTICULTURAL NATURAL
foods restaurant/juice bar.
Espresso’s, beer, wine, live music.
Booming area, price negotiable.
Turn key, will train. Boise, ID.
www.kultureklatsch.com 208-344-
6342, Klint. (AAN CAN)
Adoption/Family
Services
ADOPT. A childless, truly loving,
stable, financially secure couple
wish to love and cherish your
baby. Expenses paid. Barbara, 1-
800-816-8424.
PREGNANT? CONSIDERING
adoption? We can help! We spe-
cialize in matching families with
birthmothers nationwide. Toll free,
24 hours a day, 866-921-0565. One
True Gift Adoptions. (AAN CAN)
Wanted
Help Wanted
WANTED: GENTLY used mas-
sage table, 302-0689.
FUNDRAISING COORDINA-
TOR for the Pacific Green Party.
20 hours per week, compensation
based on experience. May work
from home. Excellent communica-
tion skills, database experience.
http://jobs.pacificgreens.org/
Send resume with references to
fax: 503-982-9995 or email
danielgvc@greenvoice.org Ph
503-884-5906.
Misc.
JUGGALETTE WANTED to
accompany juggalo to Twiztid. Nov
3rd at the Wow Hall. I got the tick-
ets, no strings just clown love.
pzeeker@yahoo.com or 653-2961.
Marketplace
Antiques a Home & Garden
Bamboo Furnture a Gifts
Jewelry a Spiritual Items
788 W. 7th, Eugene
541.343.8805
FREE RENT! camchicks.com
seeks female roommate, 18-
25, willing to share her life via
live webcam. Not porn, but
nudity unavoidable. Visit
www.camchicks.com then email
gina@camchicks.com or call 953-
8200.
MOTHERS HELPER wanted
for care with 3 yo and some light
house work. Hours flexible. Pay
depending on exp. 344-7448.
FAST, ACCURATE TYPIST.
Transcribe interviews at home.
Interest in healthcare a plus. Mail
resume or letter to: 3470 Ferry St,
Eugene, OR 97405.
ART-BEAUTY magazine seek-
ing female models and artists for
upcoming issue. Email: col-
orartistry@netzero.net
ASSISTANT MANAGER Couple.
Exclusive Bone fishing club.
Seeking an energetic, enthusiastic
couple for assistant managers with
fly-fishing and culinary experience.
Email cover letter, resume: deep-
watercayclub@aol.com (AAN CAN)
CARE PROVIDER. Experienced
caregiver for quadriplegic
woman. SDS qualified, depend-
able, mature thinking. NS. Own
transportation. A.M. care. 689-
9278.
EXPERIENCED HANDYPER-
SON, OG flower gardener, also
errands, heavy lifting, etc. 15-20
hrs/wk, $8/hr, own vehicle. 302-
3081.
ACTRESSES
WANTED.
$100/hr. Adult theme, no full nudi-
ty or porn. Female callers only.
BBW’s welcome. Send email to
videohog@hotmail.com or call
913-0919 after 9pm. Leave mes-
sage.
EUGENE’S OWN MOVIE
WATCHERS REVIEW GROUP
Starts November 2 and runs the first Sunday of every month.
For more details call 345-7185
ADMIT ONE
Artist’s
ADMIT ONE
Announcements
GLASS FUSING classes. Make
your own jewelry, bowls, plates,
wind chimes, flower pockets, etc.
Ongoing beginning and advanced
classes at the studio of Donahue
Design. Open studio hours also
available to experienced fusers.
688-5823.
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COMMUNITY SERVICE work-
er 2- Bilingual. Lane County
Health and Human Services,
Healthy Start. Salary: $14.93-
$20.66. Undertaking screening
and assessment of families using
standardized tools to determine
eligibility for Healthy Start servic-
es. Referring families to Healthy
Start and other community
resources. Liaison with medical
community and local hospitals to
identify families for screening and
assessment. Excellent oral and
written communication skills in
both Spanish and English needed.
May provide assessment services
in the hospital, home, or over the
telephone. Familiarity working
with varied cultures essential. For
more information about the
requirements for this opportunity
and to fill out the required appli-
cation and supplemental ques-
tionnaire,
please
visit
www.lanecounty.org/jobs or con-
tact Lane County Human
Resources, 125 E. 8th Avenue,
Eugene, OR 97401, 541-682-3665.
Posting extended until : 5:00 PM,
10/27/03 EOE/ADA.
WORK IN ADULT FILMS
No Experience,
All Types & Sizes.
Films, Magazines,
Internet sites
Make Money Daily,
While Having Fun!
Call Int’l Film Network Today.
1-800-901-4974
LADIES! REPUTABLE agency
accepting new talent. 18+. $500-
$1,800 daily average. Adult video,
stills, magazines, and Internet.
Toll free 1-866-21-MODEL.
MODELS WANTED. $10-40/hr.
Artful, romantic, outdoors, art
nude. 541-745-5509. www.geoci-
ties.com/thelafem/weekly.htm
1 Opens the toothpaste tube
7 FedEx rival
11 Mischief maker
14 Strapped (for cash)
15 Claymore wearer
16 Prefix for conservatives
17 Elmore Leonard novel
about a former '60s radical
19 Touch lightly on the water
20 Word after road or air
21 Prove to be way cool
22 Rocker Yorn
23 Give a ton of affection
24 Like George Carlin's
weatherman character, Al
Sleet
26 Basic dance
28 Fix one's shoelaces
29 Pre-1991 political abbr.
30 Subject Andrea Dworkin
often writes about
32 Tenths to the church
33 Woodstock figure who
lent his name to a Ben &
Jerry's flavor
32 OCTOBER 23, 2003
Down
1 1989 "Weird Al" Yankovic
movie
2 Water separating Staten
Island and Long Island, with
"The"
3 Life giver, to some
4 Old sayings
5 Lose one's lunch
6 Mole, for one
7 Deplete
8 Shampoo target
9 Slammer
10 Porker pad
11 Comprehensive
12 Hearty British dish
13 Fast-food chain started in
Louisiana
18 Like some noses
22 Devoutness
23 Drunk's prob
24 Throw with might
25 "Good Will Hunting" Oscar
nominee
27 Funny Ullman
31 "Your brain on drugs," in
the ads
Volunteer
Opportunities
VOLUNTEER IN Africa. Teach
children and adults. No experi-
ence necessary. Start Dec, Feb.
Fees apply, scholarships. else-
marie@humana.org 1-413-441-
5126. www.humana.org. (AAN
CAN)
Employment
Information
MEDIA MAKE-UP artists earn
up to $500/day for television,
CD/videos, film, fashion. One week
course in Los Angeles while building
portfolio. Brochure 310-364-0665.
www.MediaMakeupArtists.com
(AAN CAN)
Career Training
$$ BARTEND $$ Up to $300 a
shift. Great pay, flexible hours. No
experience necessary. FT/PT. Call
800-806-0083, ext 203. (AAN CAN)
WILDERNESS CAMP coun-
selor. Challenge yourself, learn
and grow while helping at risk
youth turn their lives around.
Make friends, make a difference.
Year-round residential positions,
free room, board. Details online:
www.eckerd.org. Or send
resume: Career Advisor/ AN,
Eckerd Youth Alternatives, PO Box
7450, Clearwater, FL 33758. EOE.
(AAN CAN)
CAREER POSITIONS- earn
$12-$48/hr. Full benefits, paid
training on homeland security, law
enforcement, wildlife, clerical,
administrative and more. 1-800-
320-9353 ext. 2560. (AAN CAN)
DATA ENTRY. Work from home.
Flexible hours! Great pay!
Computer required. 1-800-382-
4282, x #8. (AAN CAN)
MOVIE
EXTRAS: $200-
$600/day. All looks, types and
ages. No exp. required. TV, music
videos, film, commercials. Work
with the best. 1-800-260-3949 X.
3560. (AAN CAN)
MOVIE EXTRAS/model needed
immediately for TV and Film
Productions. Earn up to $500 a
day. No experience required. 1-
800-814-0277 (AAN/CAN).
Business
Opportunities
AWESOME CAREER. $14.80-
$36.00+/hr. Hiring 2003, 2004.
Full benefits, no experience
required. 1-800-875-9078, ext.
2318. (AAN CAN)
A $2-5K per week potential. Not
MLM. Serious only. 1-800-804-
5027.
INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY.
Learn to earn 100k+ per yr. work-
ing from home part time. Not
MLM. Free info. 888-568-6734.
ANOTHER YEAR, same old job?
250K per year potential from
home. Not MLM. Two-minute mes-
sage. 800-570-3231, ext. 9718.
A $250K+ 1st year income
opportunity. Home-based. No sell-
ing. Not MLM! Call 1-800-831-
2302, 24 hrs. (AAN CAN)
ATTENTION, WORK FROM
HOME. $300-$1,500 Part-time,
$2,000-$5,000 Full-time. Local
training, support. 744-2432 or
workathome-bw.com
Art
MITZI LINN’S studio shows art
by Mitzi and others. Oaxaca rugs
and folkart. Mayan textiles. Fun
gifts. Deals. Appts. 485-9524.
Fuel & Heating
SUSTAINABLY HARVESTED
firewood. Fir $130/cord. Oak
$175/cord. Madrone $195/cord.
Dry, seasoned, split, delivered.
338-9980.
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“Sixties, Schmixties” – the rhyme of the decade.
35 Column material, often
38 It may be spliced
39 Jerry Lewis's telethon
org.
42 U2 song about Martin
Luther King, Jr.
43 Positive
45 Like many a '60s gather-
ing
49 Conan's former sidekick
50 Les États-___
51 Superior shortstop, for
short
52 Garbage hauler
53 Vicious on stage
54 Peaceful ethic throughout
the '60s
57 New U.S. resident's
course
58 Word repeated before
"Tekel, Upharsin"
59 Food served in a husk
60 "Too ___" (Kajagoogoo
hit)
61 Hershey toffee bar
62 Tough to comb
PHONE ACTRESSES Needed.
Make up to $21/hr. Flexible hours.
Part time or full time. 1-800-699-
2466. Mail box #: 908-526-7900.
DARING, PROGRESSIVE 6-
year-old Eugene production co.
seeking actresses for risque sci-fi
and horror. Short film and still
work. Female producer. No porn.
$300+/day. Toll free, 888-749-
7297.
EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to
$500 per session. Eugene
Amateur filmmaker, five years
published, looking for female
models 18-40, and couples. Send
photo and contact phone number
to: Video Productions, P.O. Box
40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email:
videopro5000@msn.com. 541-
688-1488 (Female Callers Only)
BARISTA NEEDED! 3-6 months
experience necessary! P/T, flexi-
ble schedule. Busy atmosphere.
Bring resume to Serrano’s, 1591
Willamette. No calls.
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32 Supreme Court Chief
Justice, 1836-64
33 Double-___ (big mobile
homes)
34 Start to lose hair
35 Highest marks
36 Slow, like a worker
37 How some remember
dreams
39 1920 Preakness winner
40 Performed nicely
41 "___ news?"
44 City once known for its
paper mill "aroma"
46 Robotic "Doctor Who"
nemesis
47 University of Maine city
48 Promise maker
52 Pinkie-to-thumb measure
54 Radio broadcast options
55 ACLU's concerns
56 Benjamin's "Law & Order"
role
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