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To Place A Classified: CALL 541.484.0519 EMAIL classy@eugeneweekly.com FAX 541.484.4044 WRITE 1251 Lincoln St., Eugene, OR 97401 VISIT Our Office 8a-5p M-F LINE ADS $2/Line, 4 Line Min. Page 28 Page 28 Page 30 Page 31 Page 33 Page 34 Workshops URBAN POND building. Site analysis, design, hands on, dis- cussion. Oct. 25-26. $100-$130. Michele, 344-0553. ihsgeo@yahoo.com Announcements AROMATHERAPY BUSINESS FOR SALE Well Established, highest quality Essential Oils. Flexible, high pay- ing. Contact Avraham ASAP in Israel habosem@netvision.net.il Fax: 011-972-8-926-2096 ATTENTION: Readers who respond to mail order/phone ads appearing in these classifieds do so at their own risk. Eugene Weekly assumes no liability. If in doubt about a particular offer, check with the Better Business Bureau or US Postal Service before sending any money. Lost & Found FOUND: MAN’S Schwinn bike in S Eugene area near Tugman park. Call, 717-7473. LOST CATS. Liam: friendly, 6 yo, orange tabby. Boki: 7 yo, black white tuxedo. Missing two months in Veneta area. Reward $100 each, 485-3228. Adoption/Family Services ADOPT. A childless, truly loving, stable, financially secure couple wish to love and cherish your baby. Expenses paid. Barbara, 1- 800-816-8424. Help Wanted EXPERIENCED handy person, OG gardener, also errands, heavy lifting, etc. 15-20 hrs/wk, $8/hr, own vehicle. Help move, fixup old house! 302-3081. JOURNEYPERSON Electrician, license required, Eugene OR. Must have tools and trans for service calls and remodel. Must be willing to crawl in attics and under houses. Email resume to think@efn.org No calls. WRITING ASSISTANT. Flexible part-time position. Must be at graduate level or beyond in social sciences with superior writing skills. Please send vitae, cover let- ter and salary requirements. Write Blindbox “Writing Assistant.” WORK IN ADULT FILMS No Experience, All Types & Sizes. Films, Magazines, Internet sites Make Money Daily, While Having Fun! Call Int’l Film Network Today. 1-800-901-4974 ACTRESSES WANTED. $100/hr. Adult theme, no full nudity or porn. Female callers only. BBW’s welcome. Send email to video- hog@hotmail.com or call 913- 0919 after 9pm. Leave message. LADIES! REPUTABLE agency accepting new talent. 18+. $500- $1,800 daily average. Adult video, stills, magazines, and Internet. Toll free 1-866-21-MODEL. DARING, PROGRESSIVE 6- year-old Eugene production co. seeking actresses for risque sci-fi and horror. Short film and still work. Female producer. No porn. $300+/day. Toll free, 888-749- 7297. MODELS WANTED in Corvallis/Albany, Philomath. Artful, outdoors (bra/slip), art nude. 541-745-5509. www.geoci- ties.com/thelafem PHONE ACTRESSES Needed. Make up to $21/hr. Flexible hours. Part time or full time. 1-800-699- 2466. Mail box #: 908-526-7900. EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40, and couples. Send photo and contact phone number to: Video Productions, P.O. Box 40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email: videopro5000@msn.com. 541- 688-1488 (Female Callers Only) HANDYPERSON to live on 11 organic acres 15 min. south of Eugene and do grounds, building maintenance. Work exchange for rent. 4-8 hours per week. No smoking or dogs. 342-5027. BARISTA NEEDED! 3-6 months experience necessary! P/T, flexi- ble schedule. Busy atmosphere. Bring resume to Serrano’s, 1591 Willamette. No calls. COMMUNITY SERVICE work- er 2- Bilingual. Lane County Health and Human Services, Healthy Start. Salary: $14.93-$20.66. Undertaking screening and assessment of families using stan- dardized tools to determine eligi- bility for Healthy Start services. Referring families to Healthy Start and other community resources. Liaison with medical community and local hospitals to identify fam- ilies for screening and assess- ment. Excellent oral and written communication skills in both Spanish and English needed. May provide assessment services in the hospital, home, or over the telephone. Familiarity working with varied cultures essential. For more information about the requirements for this opportunity and to fill out the required applica- tion and supplemental question- naire, please visit www.lanecoun- ty.org/jobs or contact Lane County Human Resources, 125 E. 8th Avenue, Eugene, OR 97401, 541- 682-3665. Posting extended until : 5:00 PM, 10/27/03 EOE/ADA. Volunteer Opps VOLUNTEER! Humanitarian grass roots projects in Zambia • Educate about health in rural Zambia • Work with community projects to educate about AIDS and HIV. • Organize partnership & spon- sors in Zambia. • Improve families access to clean drinking water. Train in CA, Start November 7th 2003 14 month program, program fee, grants avail. no prior exp. needed. michelle@cctg.org Ph 530-467-4082 www.cctg.org Artist’s Marketplace Career Training BE A radio announcer. Disc Jockey, voice-overs, news, sports. No experience required. On-the- job training in local radio stations. Part-time, nights, weekends. Call for free video 1-800-295-4433. RadioConnection.com (AAN CAN) CAREER POSITIONS- earn $12-$48/hr. Full benefits, paid training on homeland security, law enforcement, wildlife, clerical, administrative and more. 1-800- 320-9353 ext. 2560. (AAN CAN) DATA ENTRY. Work from home. Flexible hours! Great pay! Computer required. 1-800-382- 4282, x #8. (AAN CAN) MOVIE EXTRAS: $200- $600/day. All looks, types and ages. No exp. required. TV, music videos, film, commercials. Work with the best. 1-800-260-3949 X. 3560. (AAN CAN) $$ BARTEND $$ Up to $300/shift. Great pay, flexible hours. No experience necessary. FT/PT. Call 800-806-0083, ext 203. (AAN CAN) Business Opportunities AWESOME CAREER. $14.80- $36.00+/hr. Hiring 2003, 2004. Full benefits, no experience required. 1-800-875-9078, ext. 2318. (AAN CAN) GENUINE OPPORTUNITY. No experience necessary. $875/wk. potential income mailing our post- cards from home. FT/PT free sup- plies. Call 708-686-0300 (24 hours). (AAN CAN) A $2-5K per week potential. Not MLM. Serious only. 1-800-804- 5027. Hot Tubs/Pools Animals BLACK AND white adorable kit- ten needs good home. $15. 606- 4819. Art MITZI LINN’S studio shows art by Mitzi and others. Oaxaca rugs and folkart. Mayan textiles. Fun gifts. Deals. Appts. 485-9524. Furnishings QUEEN DOUBLE pillow top mattress and box. Extra thick. New in plastic. Must sell. $195. 221-8732. SLEIGH BED Country French style. Very nice quality. New in boxes. Must sell. $295. 232-0199. Garage Sales CLOTHING-COSTUME sale. 50s, 60s and 70s. Leopard and animal print, velvets, sparkle clothes, Egyptian beaded shawls, jewelry, lingerie, hats, cowgirl boots, mens clothes, xsm-xxxl. Sat-Oct 19, 25th, 26th. 9:30 am. 965 W Hilliard Ln. (off River Rd). Rain or shine. GARAGE SALE! Advertise your sale in Eugene Weekly classifieds. Call 484-0519. HOT TUBS. Deluxe models. Never used floor samples. Full Warranty. Can deliver. Huge Savings! Must Sell. 888-997-2537. (AAN CAN) SPA. WILL sacrifice. 7 Person, loaded. Includes Steps. $2,999, never used. Includes custom cover. Will deliver. Full Warranty. Was $5,999. In a Hurry. Call 888- 397-3529. (AAN CAN) Lawn & Garden FABULOUS BARELY used push-mower for sale. Paid $125; will sell for $75. Julie at 345-2881. Misc. BUY FACTORY Direct. Wolff tanning beds. Payments from $25/month. Free color catalog. Call today 1-800-842-1305. DISCOUNT CIGARETTES! Cartons starting at $11. Delivered right to your door. Must be over 18. 877-532-1425. www.croco- dilelounge.com Musical TRUMPET! GREAT deal on clean silver Yamaha YTR-738. With tools and soft carry case. Intermediate. Only $599. It is played by local great Greg White. Call Ben, 343-2913. TV FREE 3-ROOM DIRECTV sys- tem including installation! 4 months free programming with “NFL” subscription. Access 225+ TV channels. Digital quality pic- ture, sound. Limited offer. 1-800- 877-1251. (AAN CAN) EARN EXTRA CASH! Beginning & Advanced Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40, and couples. Send photo & contact phone number to: Stop by & check out our class list or visit our website: harlequinbeads.com Up to $500 per session. Video Productions P.O. Box 40545 • Eugene, OR 97404 email: videopro5000@msn.com 541-688-1488 541.343.8805 (female callers only) By Matt Jones “The Latest Buzz” – last, but not least. him hosting "Millionaire" 34 Madonna mixer Pettibone 1 Sum up 38 Gold medal runner 6 Wilson married to Hanks Zatopek 10 Retro hip beer, for short 39 Backside 13 Dwelling 43 "Mickey" singer Basil 14 "___ a slitted sheet I sit" 44 That guy who keeps bug- 15 "Go, torero!" ging you about herbal 16 Good-naturedly ridiculed remedies? swimmer Mark? 47 Sailor's cord material 20 Verb ender 49 Places to get clean 21 Stevens who sang about 50 Thumb-twiddlers streaking 51 Eubanks or Barker 22 TV female played by six 52 Narrow inlet males 53 Puts in a lot of work with 23 Uncle's kids saxman Stan? 25 Won't buy 57 French article 27 Upscale car that's smooth 58 Anon's partner on the road? 59 ___ boy (wuss) 29 Billiards table material 60 Club that started in 30 Train stops: abbr. 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Page 30 Down 1 ___ to go (eager) 2 Sharp and flat keys, on a piano 3 Business associate 4 Spam, most often 5 "Stormy" seabirds 6 Character on "The Cosby Show" or "Fat Albert" 7 When a stock may soar 8 32,000 ounces 9 Breaks down 10 Unseals suddenly 11 It may be prevented by thick socks 12 Pick another book name 17 Facility 18 Spider egg container 19 Like lots of Tex-Mex 24 Box of cigs: abbr. 25 Word before Congo or waffle 26 "The Iceman Cometh" playwright 28 Yuppie's ride 33 Discusses again 34 "Take it off!" 35 Gangsta 36 Get on board 37 Obviously drunk 39 1961 hit "Who Put ___" 40 Show to a seat, slangily 41 "Oh, please..." 42 Word in a Carter organi- zation 45 Pinto's pace 46 Figure in a famous cop- slapping incident 48 Trips around sol: abbr. 51 Apt. classified unit 54 Hail, to Caesar 55 Davidson's "The Crying Game" costar 56 Moo goo ___ pan ©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900- 226-2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. 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