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Workshops
URBAN POND building. Site
analysis, design, hands on, dis-
cussion. Oct. 25-26. $100-$130.
Michele,
344-0553.
ihsgeo@yahoo.com
Announcements
AROMATHERAPY
BUSINESS FOR SALE
Well Established, highest quality
Essential Oils. Flexible, high pay-
ing. Contact Avraham ASAP in
Israel habosem@netvision.net.il
Fax: 011-972-8-926-2096
ATTENTION: Readers who
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so at their own risk. Eugene
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doubt about a particular offer,
check with the Better Business
Bureau or US Postal Service
before sending any money.
Lost & Found
FOUND: MAN’S Schwinn bike
in S Eugene area near Tugman
park. Call, 717-7473.
LOST CATS. Liam: friendly, 6 yo,
orange tabby. Boki: 7 yo, black
white tuxedo. Missing two months
in Veneta area. Reward $100
each, 485-3228.
Adoption/Family
Services
ADOPT. A childless, truly loving,
stable, financially secure couple
wish to love and cherish your
baby. Expenses paid. Barbara, 1-
800-816-8424.
Help Wanted
EXPERIENCED handy person,
OG gardener, also errands, heavy
lifting, etc. 15-20 hrs/wk, $8/hr,
own vehicle. Help move, fixup old
house! 302-3081.
JOURNEYPERSON Electrician,
license required, Eugene OR.
Must have tools and trans for
service calls and remodel. Must
be willing to crawl in attics and
under houses. Email resume to
think@efn.org No calls.
WRITING ASSISTANT. Flexible
part-time position. Must be at
graduate level or beyond in social
sciences with superior writing
skills. Please send vitae, cover let-
ter and salary requirements. Write
Blindbox “Writing Assistant.”
WORK IN ADULT FILMS
No Experience,
All Types & Sizes.
Films, Magazines,
Internet sites
Make Money Daily,
While Having Fun!
Call Int’l Film Network Today.
1-800-901-4974
ACTRESSES
WANTED.
$100/hr. Adult theme, no full nudity
or porn. Female callers only. BBW’s
welcome. Send email to video-
hog@hotmail.com or call 913-
0919 after 9pm. Leave message.
LADIES! REPUTABLE agency
accepting new talent. 18+. $500-
$1,800 daily average. Adult video,
stills, magazines, and Internet.
Toll free 1-866-21-MODEL.
DARING, PROGRESSIVE 6-
year-old Eugene production co.
seeking actresses for risque sci-fi
and horror. Short film and still
work. Female producer. No porn.
$300+/day. Toll free, 888-749-
7297.
MODELS
WANTED in
Corvallis/Albany,
Philomath.
Artful, outdoors (bra/slip), art
nude. 541-745-5509. www.geoci-
ties.com/thelafem
PHONE ACTRESSES Needed.
Make up to $21/hr. Flexible hours.
Part time or full time. 1-800-699-
2466. Mail box #: 908-526-7900.
EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to
$500 per session. Eugene
Amateur filmmaker, five years
published, looking for female
models 18-40, and couples. Send
photo and contact phone number
to: Video Productions, P.O. Box
40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email:
videopro5000@msn.com. 541-
688-1488 (Female Callers Only)
HANDYPERSON to live on 11
organic acres 15 min. south of
Eugene and do grounds, building
maintenance. Work exchange for
rent. 4-8 hours per week. No
smoking or dogs. 342-5027.
BARISTA NEEDED! 3-6 months
experience necessary! P/T, flexi-
ble schedule. Busy atmosphere.
Bring resume to Serrano’s, 1591
Willamette. No calls.
COMMUNITY SERVICE work-
er 2- Bilingual. Lane County Health
and Human Services, Healthy
Start. Salary: $14.93-$20.66.
Undertaking screening and
assessment of families using stan-
dardized tools to determine eligi-
bility for Healthy Start services.
Referring families to Healthy Start
and other community resources.
Liaison with medical community
and local hospitals to identify fam-
ilies for screening and assess-
ment. Excellent oral and written
communication skills in both
Spanish and English needed. May
provide assessment services in
the hospital, home, or over the
telephone. Familiarity working
with varied cultures essential. For
more information about the
requirements for this opportunity
and to fill out the required applica-
tion and supplemental question-
naire, please visit www.lanecoun-
ty.org/jobs or contact Lane County
Human Resources, 125 E. 8th
Avenue, Eugene, OR 97401, 541-
682-3665. Posting extended until :
5:00 PM, 10/27/03 EOE/ADA.
Volunteer Opps
VOLUNTEER!
Humanitarian grass roots
projects in Zambia
• Educate about health in rural
Zambia
• Work with community projects
to educate about AIDS and HIV.
• Organize partnership & spon-
sors in Zambia.
• Improve families access to
clean drinking water.
Train in CA,
Start November 7th 2003
14 month program, program fee,
grants avail. no prior exp. needed.
michelle@cctg.org
Ph 530-467-4082
www.cctg.org
Artist’s
Marketplace
Career Training
BE A radio announcer. Disc
Jockey, voice-overs, news, sports.
No experience required. On-the-
job training in local radio stations.
Part-time, nights, weekends. Call
for free video 1-800-295-4433.
RadioConnection.com (AAN CAN)
CAREER POSITIONS- earn
$12-$48/hr. Full benefits, paid
training on homeland security, law
enforcement, wildlife, clerical,
administrative and more. 1-800-
320-9353 ext. 2560. (AAN CAN)
DATA ENTRY. Work from home.
Flexible hours! Great pay!
Computer required. 1-800-382-
4282, x #8. (AAN CAN)
MOVIE
EXTRAS: $200-
$600/day. All looks, types and
ages. No exp. required. TV, music
videos, film, commercials. Work
with the best. 1-800-260-3949 X.
3560. (AAN CAN)
$$ BARTEND $$ Up to
$300/shift. Great pay, flexible
hours. No experience necessary.
FT/PT. Call 800-806-0083, ext
203. (AAN CAN)
Business
Opportunities
AWESOME CAREER. $14.80-
$36.00+/hr. Hiring 2003, 2004.
Full benefits, no experience
required. 1-800-875-9078, ext.
2318. (AAN CAN)
GENUINE OPPORTUNITY. No
experience necessary. $875/wk.
potential income mailing our post-
cards from home. FT/PT free sup-
plies. Call 708-686-0300 (24
hours). (AAN CAN)
A $2-5K per week potential. Not
MLM. Serious only. 1-800-804-
5027.
Hot Tubs/Pools
Animals
BLACK AND white adorable kit-
ten needs good home. $15. 606-
4819.
Art
MITZI LINN’S studio shows art
by Mitzi and others. Oaxaca rugs
and folkart. Mayan textiles. Fun
gifts. Deals. Appts. 485-9524.
Furnishings
QUEEN DOUBLE pillow top
mattress and box. Extra thick.
New in plastic. Must sell. $195.
221-8732.
SLEIGH BED Country French
style. Very nice quality. New in
boxes. Must sell. $295. 232-0199.
Garage Sales
CLOTHING-COSTUME sale.
50s, 60s and 70s. Leopard and
animal print, velvets, sparkle
clothes, Egyptian beaded shawls,
jewelry, lingerie, hats, cowgirl
boots, mens clothes, xsm-xxxl.
Sat-Oct 19, 25th, 26th. 9:30 am.
965 W Hilliard Ln. (off River Rd).
Rain or shine.
GARAGE SALE! Advertise your
sale in Eugene Weekly classifieds.
Call 484-0519.
HOT TUBS. Deluxe models.
Never used floor samples. Full
Warranty. Can deliver. Huge
Savings! Must Sell. 888-997-2537.
(AAN CAN)
SPA. WILL sacrifice. 7 Person,
loaded. Includes Steps. $2,999,
never used. Includes custom
cover. Will deliver. Full Warranty.
Was $5,999. In a Hurry. Call 888-
397-3529. (AAN CAN)
Lawn & Garden
FABULOUS BARELY used
push-mower for sale. Paid $125;
will sell for $75. Julie at 345-2881.
Misc.
BUY FACTORY Direct. Wolff
tanning beds. Payments from
$25/month. Free color catalog.
Call today 1-800-842-1305.
DISCOUNT CIGARETTES!
Cartons starting at $11. Delivered
right to your door. Must be over
18. 877-532-1425. www.croco-
dilelounge.com
Musical
TRUMPET! GREAT deal on
clean silver Yamaha YTR-738. With
tools and soft carry case.
Intermediate. Only $599. It is
played by local great Greg White.
Call Ben, 343-2913.
TV
FREE 3-ROOM DIRECTV sys-
tem including installation! 4
months free programming with
“NFL” subscription. Access 225+
TV channels. Digital quality pic-
ture, sound. Limited offer. 1-800-
877-1251. (AAN CAN)
EARN EXTRA CASH!
Beginning & Advanced
Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years
published, looking for female models
18-40, and couples. Send photo &
contact phone number to:
Stop by & check out our class list or visit
our website: harlequinbeads.com
Up to $500 per session.
Video Productions
P.O. Box 40545 • Eugene, OR 97404
email: videopro5000@msn.com
541-688-1488
541.343.8805
(female callers only)
By Matt Jones
“The Latest Buzz” – last, but not least.
him hosting "Millionaire"
34 Madonna mixer Pettibone
1 Sum up
38 Gold medal runner
6 Wilson married to Hanks
Zatopek
10 Retro hip beer, for short
39 Backside
13 Dwelling
43 "Mickey" singer Basil
14 "___ a slitted sheet I sit"
44 That guy who keeps bug-
15 "Go, torero!"
ging you about herbal
16 Good-naturedly ridiculed
remedies?
swimmer Mark?
47 Sailor's cord material
20 Verb ender
49 Places to get clean
21 Stevens who sang about
50 Thumb-twiddlers
streaking
51 Eubanks or Barker
22 TV female played by six
52 Narrow inlet
males
53 Puts in a lot of work with
23 Uncle's kids
saxman Stan?
25 Won't buy
57 French article
27 Upscale car that's smooth
58 Anon's partner
on the road?
59 ___ boy (wuss)
29 Billiards table material
60 Club that started in
30 Train stops: abbr.
France
31 "Waiting for the Robert
61 Fashion line?
___"
62 Michelangelo marvel
32 One of the Eagles
33 Meredith took over for
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Bead It!
Beading Classes
Antiques a Home & Garden
Bamboo Furnture a Gifts
Jewelry a Spiritual Items
788 W. 7th, Eugene
Across
BECOME ONE of my associ-
ates. Earn 2 to 5k per week.
Serious inquiries only. 1-800-789-
3948. Listen to two-minute mes-
sage.
EASY WORK! Great Pay! Earn
$500 weekly. Assembling prod-
ucts and mailing circulars. No
experience necessary. 1-800-267-
3944 ext 308. www.easywork-
greatpay.com (AAN CAN)
INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY.
Learn to earn 100k+ per yr. work-
ing from home part time. Not
MLM. Free info. 888-568-6734.
YOUTH COUNSELOR. Make a
difference in at-risk kids lives. Get
paid to canoe, backpack, and
make friends you’ll keep for life.
Year-round, residential positions.
Excellent salary/benefits. Online
application: www.eckerd.org. Or
send
resumes:
Career
Advisor/AN, Eckerd Youth
Alternatives, PO Box 7450,
Clearwater, FL, 33758. EOE. (AAN
CAN)
ANOTHER YEAR, same old job?
250K per year potential from
home. Not MLM. Two-minute mes-
sage. 800-570-3231, ext. 9718.
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2302, 24 hrs. (AAN CAN)
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Down
1 ___ to go (eager)
2 Sharp and flat keys, on a
piano
3 Business associate
4 Spam, most often
5 "Stormy" seabirds
6 Character on "The Cosby
Show" or "Fat Albert"
7 When a stock may soar
8 32,000 ounces
9 Breaks down
10 Unseals suddenly
11 It may be prevented by
thick socks
12 Pick another book name
17 Facility
18 Spider egg container
19 Like lots of Tex-Mex
24 Box of cigs: abbr.
25 Word before Congo or
waffle
26 "The Iceman Cometh"
playwright
28 Yuppie's ride
33 Discusses again
34 "Take it off!"
35 Gangsta
36 Get on board
37 Obviously drunk
39 1961 hit "Who Put ___"
40 Show to a seat, slangily
41 "Oh, please..."
42 Word in a Carter organi-
zation
45 Pinto's pace
46 Figure in a famous cop-
slapping incident
48 Trips around sol: abbr.
51 Apt. classified unit
54 Hail, to Caesar
55 Davidson's "The Crying
Game" costar
56 Moo goo ___ pan
©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords
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