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Personals See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1·888·652·6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. 27-YEAR-OLD HWP very attractive. You be too. Easy going with a good personali- ty. Seeking someone 18-30 that is herb friendly. No hang ups. No queens. ☎ 9674 YOUNG MAN WANTED For safe exciting time with tall attractive, disease-free, BiWM, 46, who is visiting the area 2nd week of September. Like mas- sages, showers, getting oral. ☎ 9673 A GOOD CATCH SJF, 40’s, educator, creative, ener- getic, loves gardening, hiking, exploring, traveling, kids, dogs, reading, Bijou movies. Seeks com- municative, compassionate man with sense of humor who knows to stop and smell the flowers. ☎ 9723 FEELING FRUSTRATED? Albany, GWC, 40 and 51, ISO other masculine men for fun, sweaty play. Rim, suck, fuck, giv- ing and receiving, PnP, wine, hot tub. ☎ 9643 HEART OF GOLD 36 yo, down to earth, adventur- ous, athletic woman looking for a new friend. Love to go hiking, bik- ing, Sat. market, live music, out- doors under the stars. ☎ 9722 GWM OUTDOORS BOY Young, 50ish, 5’11”/155. Hike, camp, bike, swim, ocean kayak. Party, hot tub, and cuddling at night. ISO LTR with similar boy, 40-50, HWP. Serious only. ND, STD-. ☎ 9602 SOUL MATES? SWF, HWP, 41 yo, good-natured, independent, attractive, mother of one. Values honesty, hard work, and a sense of humor. Seeks fam- ily-oriented best friend/lover with similar values, to share whatever life brings. NS. ND. ☎ 9709 LOOKING FOR YOU SWF, black hair, brown eyes, HWP, 24 yo. Looking for SWM, between ages of 24-35. Lets go out sometime. ☎ 9707 PLAY HOUSE I Wanna Play House. SWF 44, seeks SWM, 38-50, for traditional LTR. We are friends and compan- ions, enjoy shared activities, feel the “WHAM” of physical chem- istry and believe the best is yet to come! ☎ 9665 SASSY European gal. Tall, naturally plat- inum blond. Personality like a cheese grater. You: self secure, as good in bed as I am, willing and able to subsidize my horse. Trust me this could be fun. ☎ 9664 ADVENTUROUS NYMPH WPF seeking SPM, 36-43, fit, trim for hiking companionship, out- door exploration. Laughter, humor, good conversation essential. Spiritual grounding appreciated. Baggage confined to overhead compartment please. NS, ND. ☎ 9662 LOOKING FOR KIND Old man. ISO a kind old man to fall in love. This cute, happy, low main- tenance, slim, 50 year old lady would love to find a man who would enjoy a moonlight rafting trip, hiking, blues, good herb, Pacific Northwest adventures, retiring in the country, politically to the left, patriot for civilization. No serial daters please. ☎ 9659 SWF, 44, LEO Seeking SM with good sense of humor, adult children on own. Financially stable, secure, good communicator, listener. Monogamy a must. Love traveling, outdoor activities. Emotionally mature. ND, social drinker ok. Must like animals, children. Write Blind box “SPW”. ✍ SCIENCE IS SEXY Voluptuous, Latin, 36 y.o. pre-med student. I want a younger gentle- man to fill my free time with heartfull connection, fun and HEAT You get sexy cool points for honesty and bravery. My favorite words: yes and now. ☎ 9645 NO PRESSURE DATING SAF, 34, attractive and feminine. Loves the great outdoors. ISO SM, late 20’s to early 40’s for friend- ship. Coffee? ☎ 9635 HAS BEEN Honestly, I used to be a knock-out! But now I am just an intelligent, active, creative, up front, spiritual- ly oriented women wanting a con- scious, playful LTR. 50-60+. No new agers. ☎ 9604 OLDER GUY in good shape, looking for some- one over 30 years old, to bicycle, hike, chat over coffee with, or more. ☎ 9600 ISO MR. RIGHT 52, young at heart. 5’4”, HWP. DWPF ISO soulmate. Friends first. Good listener, great sense of humor, enjoys walks, movies, music, the coast, laughter and hugs. NS. ☎ 9484 AT YOUR FEET 22 yo WM, into music, outdoors. Extremely shy. Really love women’s feet. Looking for any ladies that enjoy receiving foot rubs and toe sucking. I’d love to meet and have fun. ☎ 9715 PARADOXICAL Me: good-natured, edgy, extremely smart, a little stupid, good-looking, unrepentantly geeky. Seeking hyper-intelligent, sexy woman with sense of humor about herself and absurd mystery of life. ☎ 9666 COMPANY PICNIC SPF, 56. Will go to your company picnic if you come to mine. Em’s game, free beer, lousy burgers, but I’m terrific company. Kind, adventurous, healthy, hiker, wicked sense of humor. ☎ 9477 COMPLETE PACKAGE As a complete package, I’m proba- bly matchable. You’ll be hard pressed to find a finer catch any- where. No, I’m not as arrogant as it sounds. I’m just a person who believes in himself. Nice looking SM, 34 yo, 5’11”, brown/green eyes, lean, athletic build. Seeking trim, playful, intelligent, honest female. Goal: friendship, compan- ionship, or possible LTR. ☎ 9710 MAKING MUSIC I love making music with my voice and guitar and body. PWM, 18, seeking 18-25 girl as friend with benefits. ☎ 9661 I’M SOOOO COOL! Punkrocker-ish, 22. No kids. Smoker. Likes cheap beer, scary movies, camping, tattoos, making out, smart people, dogs, rats. Dislikes country music, VWs and stupid people. ☎ 9455 JUST FOR TODAY Come to me my beauty, for all to see, and for those who came before me, laughter fills the air. Me 34, 5’10” 160 lbs. You fit and spirit- ed. ☎ 9724 PLAYFUL Playful, workout (exercise), flea markets, movies, creative imagi- nation (artistic), enjoy hot tubbing, giving full body massages, colorful, enjoy swimming, enjoy jewelry, Celtic art. 56 yo, 5’10”, 158 lb. Lets dance. ☎ 9721 CREATIVE Educated, musical, spiritual, young, left-handed man with 5:00 shadow wanted who’d like his soulmate to be a woman who’s most of the above, slightly older with kids. ☎ 9290 MASCULINE NOT MACHO Good-looking SWM, 6’2”. ISO SW, 40-55 y.o. Work like you have no money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like nobody’s watching. Meet me for a cup of coffee? ☎ 9720 FRESH REST I’m looking for a small cold stream on a sunny day where we can dan- gle our feet in the coolness of the water. Where we are all alone sharing our thoughts and little trout swim about in pure silence. Let’s meet for coffee? ☎ 9718 OREGON BEAUTY Do you have the pure beauty to model knit scarves and hats? Fall is coming. I need the right person for photo and, or Saturday Market. Good compensation!! ☎ 9716 GOOD GUY Seeking company of woman born in the 1940’s or 1950’s who is young in spirit, active, politically liberal, comfortable with a range of people, and interested in com- panionship and fun. Should enjoy walks, dancing, movies, and good conversation about a variety of topics. I am a financially secure man who could retire, but is still working on projects to improve education for low-income kids around the nation. ☎ 9708 FILM GEEK, MUSIC SNOB Creative, smart, funny, attractive, romantic, SWM, 27, into Shakespeare, Simpsons, football, foreign films. Be hip, brilliant, sassy, adorable, HWP, and looking for a boyfriend. Uber-cool music collection a plus. ☎ 9675 HOOK LINE SINKER 23 SWM seeks F with truck, boat and trailer for fishing on river or lake. Must be able to dig up worms, gut fish and cook fish well. Serious inquiries! ☎ 9672 SUBMISSIVE WOMAN WANTED Not seeking cook or maid. Me: attractive SWM, 6’, nicely built, non-balding dark hair, financially independent, health conscious, non-smoker, experienced, safe, gentle, creative, good conversa- tionalist. You: single, unattached, feminine, sensuous, healthy, child- less. Write “Resident” POB 25160, Portland 97298. Include phone. ☎ 9671 LOOKING 4 GODDESSES ISO 2 women, 35-55, HWP for dis- creet first time 3-some. Bonus points for sense of humor and nice lingerie. Double bonus points for nice rack. No drugs. Serious Inquiries only. ☎ 9669 PORTLAND, BM 60s, non-smoker, handsome, intel- ligent, humorous, creative, who enjoys old movies, sports, walk in the park. Seeks lady for a non- committed relationship. Willing to meet you half way between Eugene and Portland. ☎ 9667 LOOKING FOR FUN Fit, attractive, intelligent, artistic, dorky, positive, playful, funny SWM 5’10, 34, herb-friendly, seeks simi- lar HWP SF for fun adventures, philosophizing, dreaming, star-gaz- ing, laughing, good food and drink, movies and cuddling. ☎ 9657 SEEK WOMAN Needy, codependent or unstable ok. I’ll take care of you. I don’t have long to live. I need to feel your warm heart. SWM, 40, 5’1”. NS, ND. ☎ 9653 CREATIVE Ingenious and creative young 50. Business owner, builder of fine homes. Superb chef. Seeking young enchantress to share coun- try estate. Child ok. Come play in the great outdoors, rafting, hiking +. ☎ 9648 LOVE MATE My heart is hurting. Young 50, seeking lovely woman to share my love and my home in the country. Child ok. Great gardens and clear skies. Namaste. ☎ 9647 R U SUPERFINE And know it? Hourglass, brick- house, cute, bright, open, search- ing, well read, bored with day to day, like walks, and talks with you and not at you. Any height or weight, 33-48. Me: equivalent and extra super fine. ☎ 9642 ORGANIC FARMER SWM, 25, Seeks Sugar Mama! I’ll tend to your “garden,” provide companionship, and bring you farm fresh produce, in exchange for a place to lay my weary head. Call me. ☎ 9641 R U OUT THERE? Honest, affectionate, easy going, open minded, SWM seeking soul- mate. HWP, you be too. ☎ 9640 KARPEMAN Active Senior seeks lady, 55-68, hangout, have fun together go to coast, travel, friend, casual, LTR whatever works. Carpe Diem! ☎ 9638 ISO MISS RIGHT SBM, 5’9”, 44, fairly new to Eugene. I’m seeking a SF, who is intelligent and drug, cigarette and alcohol free. Age and race are open. ☎ 9637 SIMPLE PLEASURES SWM, 49, 5’8”. Blnd/Blue. Fit, NS, ISO SF to share healthy fun. Hiking, swimming holes, biking, dancing. Specific likes: Pisgah, Hidden lake, Bring beach, Brice creek, Chicago blues. Friendship, touch. You: 35-55, NS, fit, with time to play. ☎ 9611 SHALL WE MEET? 49 y.o. 6’1”, athletic, pleasant-look- ing, compassionate, sensitive, artistic bachelor looking for new horizons. Love blues, dancing, films, dogs, fine arts. Honorable work, humble lifestyle. Great cook. ☎ 9476 Liberal-minded. (06/04/03) LOOKING FOR BEST Friend. Looking to meet lady who loves to fish and camp. Who knows how to clean fish, field dress a deer and has their own boat and motor. Picture of boat and motor mandatory. 25-35. ☎ 9608 LOOKING FOR FUN SWM, 5’10”, 180, red hair, likes tv and movies, concerts, dancing, fishing, hot tubs, cuddling. Seeks affectionate, passionate, non-veg- etarian woman without kids who loves to cuddle. NS. ☎ 9472 HIPPIE WITH CAREER Me: DWM, 34, ISO honest,fit god- dess, 25-35, who enjoys outdoors, music, and groovin’. Looking for LTR with someone who will dance while I drum. Good communication and stability a plus. ☎ 9597 SPIRITUAL PARTNER Shared qualities: spiritually evolved, fearlessly honest, lover of: nature, travel, adventure, strong, sensuality, affectionate, nurturing, emotionally, commu- nicative, literate, singer, dancer, artistic, appreciation, rivers, mountains, beach, meditation, music. Takes chances. ☎ 9469 INTERESTED IN... Moving to B.C.? Would like to share adventure, spectacular environ- ment, progressive government policies, organic farming, yoga with smart, healthy woman. We’re grounded, industrious, multi-tal- ented, honest, sensual, financially secure, lifetime learners. ☎ 9595 18...VIRGIN...HELP I’m an 18 y.o. SWM with a few extra pounds. Interested? Be herb friendly and cool and let’s see what happens. ☎ 9587 HAPPY HEALTHY FIT Vigorous, sensual middle aged WPM seeks similar fit PF for avid hiking, backpacking, coast trips, gardening, and Bijou. Humor, edu- cation, communication, intimacy, healthy, active, fun lifestyle. LTR possible NS, ND. ☎ 9586 STILL SEARCHING SWPM, 43, fit, happy, attractive, sensitive, affectionate, outdoorsy type seeks SWF, 35-48, stable, attractive for LTR, friends first. NS, LD ok. ☎ 9575 ISO FUN SWM, 32, 6’, HWP, ISO fun times and true connection. Likes hiking, ocean trips, concerts, cooking, art, Bijou movies. ISO like-minded SWF, NS, herb OK. ☎ 9573 DECENT GUY DWM, 51, 5’7”, HWP, blue/brown, honest and generous. ISO SDWF who’s down to earth for LTR. ☎ 9489 ISO PLAYMATE 69 years young. ISO woman to share with. Drive in country, fish, boat, motorcycle riding and treas- ure hunting. Let’s meet, go our separate ways or get acquainted. ☎ 9483 HI, I’M MARSHALL SWM, 43, neat, sexy, attractive looking for white or Asian of the same, 30-40. Fun times for you? LTR. ☎ 9479 BEGGING FOR HELP Below rock bottom. ND, NA, No dis- eases. Looking for compassionate, sensitive soul to be a friend and lover, I can’t make it alone. 5’9”, 245, blue eyes. ☎ 9467 KIND HONEST MAN Intelligent, attractive, slender, financially secure, younger-looking 62. Seeing kind, warm-hearted woman (any ethnicity). My inter- ests include organic gardening, films, nature, music, reading, danc- ing, conversation, spirituality, com- munity, ecology, simple living, Mexican vacation, recovering from loss of a love and social change ☎ 9464 PEACE SEEKER 50+ SWM, 5’11”, dark bright eyes. Juicy brain cells, creative working hands, playful, politically environmentally aware. You: brown-eyed, 5’4”+, creative, humorous, hippiesque communica- tor, seeking harmonious lover. ☎ 9456 SOMEONE TO HOLD Someone to kiss. Is this someone you? Bi-female looking for friend- ship and honesty. No games. Very open minded. Fun person, try any- thing once, really. Lunch or walk. ☎ 9605 SEEKING SOFT TOUCH Mid 20’s, attractive female ISO first Bi experience. This has been a long time fantasy. Seeking an attractive bi-female, HWP, D&D free, prefer NS. Couples ok, but only girls play. ☎ 9584 FUNNY AND SEXY 30 y.o. femme female. Busy with liberal leanings, meetings and masterplans. Looking for funny, sexy, 30+, experienced woman. Outgoing friendly fiend a plus. Must be smart! ☎ 9581 RETURNING FROM CONFUSION Lesbian trapped in BiF mentality. Ready to return to women forever. You be butch, beautiful, won’t hold my past against me and I’ll kiss you passionately forever more. ☎ 9577 BOTTICELLI BEAUTY 34 y.o. Feminine, pretty, creative, intelligent, intuitive, sexy, DWbiF seeks same for first time and beyond. Funky glasses, slender, role-playing: yum. Couples con- sidered. Let’s trade fantasies. ☎ 9574 BI CULTURAL FTM into intelligent, bi, open- minded women. Me: HWP, likes martial arts, outdoors, animals, good food. Would like to find per- son to spend quality time with. NS, ND, 20s. ☎ 9482 28 Y.O. Voluptuous, redheaded, green- eyed goddess looking for discreet first-time bi encounter with ten- der, pretty, romantic woman, 18- 30, in Eugene area. Dying to kiss another woman, let’s get together for dinner and drinks. ☎ 9463 CVHS@FREDS Sara - was that you in line on 8/10? I’m a fool and didn’t realize until later. Please forgive me. Hope that you are happy, healthy and enjoying summer. Much love, A. ☎ 9717 SWEET CURLY BEETS Howdy neighbor, just wanted to thank you for the fab music. It was just what I needed. Hope the furni- ture is working well for you. Blessings. ☎ 9714 LIZ OF FIRE As I watched you dance, the music, your body and the flames within your soul became one. Powerful, free angel, sing and dance with me in sacred prayer. ☎ 9706 AMERICAN SPIRITS You smoke American Spirits and drink coffee. I eyed you while you laughed at my girl talk. Meet me at Paradiso and I won’t tell anyone you are a yuppie. ☎ 9704 MARINA IN THE RAIN The taste of your kiss... the look in your eyes. You stole my heart. When do I get yours? Give me a chance... I’ll show you what love is. ~Forever ☎ 9702 COOKIE MONSTER Hey you fuzzy blue. I know your secrets. You know mine too. So if you think you’ve figured it out, give me a call and I’ll eat you out. ☎ 9668 EROTIC SPIRITUALITY I am to be consecrated in mar- riage to the Holy Spirit through the medium of you, my spousal Beloved, in sacred betrothal through the ritual discipline of Pure Desire. ☎ 9229 (2/27/03) GOT MILK! Men only. Sorry no girls. Just for fun. You must be clean and safe. Call and I’ll make you a happy man. ☎ 9711 SHY? ME TOO Do you read these ads and not respond? Why not? Do you look at women and say nothing? Looking for friends first possibly more. Very open minded. ☎ 9613 DELIGHTFUL DAHLIAS! I saw you, bouquet in hand, a god- dess with emerald green eyes. Do you frolic at Lively Organic Farm every Saturday? Would love to meet you there this Saturday at noon. DID YOU SEE IT HAPPEN? Outside of John Henry’s bar. Night of Monday, Aug. 5th. Witnesses needed, please come forward. This is WRONG! Don’t let it happen again! Any info, 913-4324. HERE’S THE BEEF... DWM bachelor, 39, attractive, clean, bi, works & plays hard! I smoke, drink, cuss, gamble, fish, hunt, party, and more. 5’11” 180lbs of beef cake, for well equipped male. ☎ 9701 YOU YUMMY Fair-haired lady in white VW leav- ing Electric Beach tanning in Corvallis on 8/11. We exchanged smiles. Love your eye shadow would like to look deeper into your eyes. ☎ 9660 LH, THE FOGGY FORGY It was Four you. You could’ve gave ‘em what you got! They knew your favorite Spot! Kurt wanted there to play a lot. ☎ 9651 Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. 38 AUGUST 21, 2003
