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27-YEAR-OLD
HWP very attractive. You be too.
Easy going with a good personali-
ty. Seeking someone 18-30 that is
herb friendly. No hang ups. No
queens. ☎ 9674
YOUNG MAN WANTED
For safe exciting time with tall
attractive, disease-free, BiWM,
46, who is visiting the area 2nd
week of September. Like mas-
sages, showers, getting oral. ☎
9673
A GOOD CATCH
SJF, 40’s, educator, creative, ener-
getic, loves gardening, hiking,
exploring, traveling, kids, dogs,
reading, Bijou movies. Seeks com-
municative, compassionate man
with sense of humor who knows
to stop and smell the flowers. ☎
9723
FEELING FRUSTRATED?
Albany, GWC, 40 and 51, ISO
other masculine men for fun,
sweaty play. Rim, suck, fuck, giv-
ing and receiving, PnP, wine, hot
tub. ☎ 9643
HEART OF GOLD
36 yo, down to earth, adventur-
ous, athletic woman looking for a
new friend. Love to go hiking, bik-
ing, Sat. market, live music, out-
doors under the stars. ☎ 9722
GWM OUTDOORS BOY
Young, 50ish, 5’11”/155. Hike,
camp, bike, swim, ocean kayak.
Party, hot tub, and cuddling at
night. ISO LTR with similar boy,
40-50, HWP. Serious only. ND,
STD-. ☎ 9602
SOUL MATES?
SWF, HWP, 41 yo, good-natured,
independent, attractive, mother of
one. Values honesty, hard work,
and a sense of humor. Seeks fam-
ily-oriented best friend/lover with
similar values, to share whatever
life brings. NS. ND. ☎ 9709
LOOKING FOR YOU
SWF, black hair, brown eyes,
HWP, 24 yo. Looking for SWM,
between ages of 24-35. Lets go
out sometime. ☎ 9707
PLAY HOUSE
I Wanna Play House. SWF 44,
seeks SWM, 38-50, for traditional
LTR. We are friends and compan-
ions, enjoy shared activities, feel
the “WHAM” of physical chem-
istry and believe the best is yet to
come! ☎ 9665
SASSY
European gal. Tall, naturally plat-
inum blond. Personality like a
cheese grater. You: self secure, as
good in bed as I am, willing and
able to subsidize my horse. Trust
me this could be fun. ☎ 9664
ADVENTUROUS NYMPH
WPF seeking SPM, 36-43, fit, trim
for hiking companionship, out-
door exploration. Laughter, humor,
good conversation essential.
Spiritual grounding appreciated.
Baggage confined to overhead
compartment please. NS, ND. ☎
9662
LOOKING FOR KIND
Old man. ISO a kind old man to fall
in love. This cute, happy, low main-
tenance, slim, 50 year old lady
would love to find a man who
would enjoy a moonlight rafting
trip, hiking, blues, good herb,
Pacific Northwest adventures,
retiring in the country, politically
to the left, patriot for civilization.
No serial daters please. ☎ 9659
SWF, 44, LEO
Seeking SM with good sense of
humor, adult children on own.
Financially stable, secure, good
communicator,
listener.
Monogamy a must. Love traveling,
outdoor activities. Emotionally
mature. ND, social drinker ok.
Must like animals, children. Write
Blind box “SPW”. ✍
SCIENCE IS SEXY
Voluptuous, Latin, 36 y.o. pre-med
student. I want a younger gentle-
man to fill my free time with
heartfull connection, fun and
HEAT You get sexy cool points for
honesty and bravery. My favorite
words: yes and now. ☎ 9645
NO PRESSURE DATING
SAF, 34, attractive and feminine.
Loves the great outdoors. ISO SM,
late 20’s to early 40’s for friend-
ship. Coffee? ☎ 9635
HAS BEEN
Honestly, I used to be a knock-out!
But now I am just an intelligent,
active, creative, up front, spiritual-
ly oriented women wanting a con-
scious, playful LTR. 50-60+. No
new agers. ☎ 9604
OLDER GUY
in good shape, looking for some-
one over 30 years old, to bicycle,
hike, chat over coffee with, or
more. ☎ 9600
ISO MR. RIGHT
52, young at heart. 5’4”, HWP.
DWPF ISO soulmate. Friends first.
Good listener, great sense of
humor, enjoys walks, movies,
music, the coast, laughter and
hugs. NS. ☎ 9484
AT YOUR FEET
22 yo WM, into music, outdoors.
Extremely shy. Really love
women’s feet. Looking for any
ladies that enjoy receiving foot
rubs and toe sucking. I’d love to
meet and have fun. ☎ 9715
PARADOXICAL
Me: good-natured, edgy, extremely
smart, a little stupid, good-looking,
unrepentantly geeky. Seeking
hyper-intelligent, sexy woman with
sense of humor about herself and
absurd mystery of life. ☎ 9666
COMPANY PICNIC
SPF, 56. Will go to your company
picnic if you come to mine. Em’s
game, free beer, lousy burgers,
but I’m terrific company. Kind,
adventurous, healthy, hiker,
wicked sense of humor. ☎ 9477
COMPLETE PACKAGE
As a complete package, I’m proba-
bly matchable. You’ll be hard
pressed to find a finer catch any-
where. No, I’m not as arrogant as
it sounds. I’m just a person who
believes in himself. Nice looking
SM, 34 yo, 5’11”, brown/green
eyes, lean, athletic build. Seeking
trim, playful, intelligent, honest
female. Goal: friendship, compan-
ionship, or possible LTR. ☎ 9710
MAKING MUSIC
I love making music with my voice
and guitar and body. PWM, 18,
seeking 18-25 girl as friend with
benefits. ☎ 9661
I’M SOOOO COOL!
Punkrocker-ish, 22. No kids.
Smoker. Likes cheap beer, scary
movies, camping, tattoos, making
out, smart people, dogs, rats.
Dislikes country music, VWs and
stupid people. ☎ 9455
JUST FOR TODAY
Come to me my beauty, for all to
see, and for those who came
before me, laughter fills the air. Me
34, 5’10” 160 lbs. You fit and spirit-
ed. ☎ 9724
PLAYFUL
Playful, workout (exercise), flea
markets, movies, creative imagi-
nation (artistic), enjoy hot tubbing,
giving full body massages, colorful,
enjoy swimming, enjoy jewelry,
Celtic art. 56 yo, 5’10”, 158 lb. Lets
dance. ☎ 9721
CREATIVE
Educated, musical, spiritual,
young, left-handed man with 5:00
shadow wanted who’d like his
soulmate to be a woman who’s
most of the above, slightly older
with kids. ☎ 9290
MASCULINE NOT
MACHO
Good-looking SWM, 6’2”. ISO SW,
40-55 y.o. Work like you have no
money, love like you’ve never been
hurt, and dance like nobody’s
watching. Meet me for a cup of
coffee? ☎ 9720
FRESH REST
I’m looking for a small cold stream
on a sunny day where we can dan-
gle our feet in the coolness of the
water. Where we are all alone
sharing our thoughts and little
trout swim about in pure silence.
Let’s meet for coffee? ☎ 9718
OREGON BEAUTY
Do you have the pure beauty to
model knit scarves and hats? Fall
is coming. I need the right person
for photo and, or Saturday Market.
Good compensation!! ☎ 9716
GOOD GUY
Seeking company of woman born
in the 1940’s or 1950’s who is
young in spirit, active, politically
liberal, comfortable with a range
of people, and interested in com-
panionship and fun. Should enjoy
walks, dancing, movies, and good
conversation about a variety of
topics. I am a financially secure
man who could retire, but is still
working on projects to improve
education for low-income kids
around the nation. ☎ 9708
FILM GEEK, MUSIC SNOB
Creative, smart, funny, attractive,
romantic, SWM, 27, into
Shakespeare, Simpsons, football,
foreign films. Be hip, brilliant,
sassy, adorable, HWP, and looking
for a boyfriend. Uber-cool music
collection a plus. ☎ 9675
HOOK LINE SINKER
23 SWM seeks F with truck, boat
and trailer for fishing on river or
lake. Must be able to dig up
worms, gut fish and cook fish well.
Serious inquiries! ☎ 9672
SUBMISSIVE WOMAN
WANTED
Not seeking cook or maid. Me:
attractive SWM, 6’, nicely built,
non-balding dark hair, financially
independent, health conscious,
non-smoker, experienced, safe,
gentle, creative, good conversa-
tionalist. You: single, unattached,
feminine, sensuous, healthy, child-
less. Write “Resident” POB 25160,
Portland 97298. Include phone. ☎
9671
LOOKING 4 GODDESSES
ISO 2 women, 35-55, HWP for dis-
creet first time 3-some. Bonus
points for sense of humor and nice
lingerie. Double bonus points for
nice rack. No drugs. Serious
Inquiries only. ☎ 9669
PORTLAND, BM
60s, non-smoker, handsome, intel-
ligent, humorous, creative, who
enjoys old movies, sports, walk in
the park. Seeks lady for a non-
committed relationship. Willing to
meet you half way between
Eugene and Portland. ☎ 9667
LOOKING FOR FUN
Fit, attractive, intelligent, artistic,
dorky, positive, playful, funny SWM
5’10, 34, herb-friendly, seeks simi-
lar HWP SF for fun adventures,
philosophizing, dreaming, star-gaz-
ing, laughing, good food and drink,
movies and cuddling. ☎ 9657
SEEK WOMAN
Needy, codependent or unstable
ok. I’ll take care of you. I don’t
have long to live. I need to feel
your warm heart. SWM, 40, 5’1”.
NS, ND. ☎ 9653
CREATIVE
Ingenious and creative young 50.
Business owner, builder of fine
homes. Superb chef. Seeking
young enchantress to share coun-
try estate. Child ok. Come play in
the great outdoors, rafting, hiking
+. ☎ 9648
LOVE MATE
My heart is hurting. Young 50,
seeking lovely woman to share my
love and my home in the country.
Child ok. Great gardens and clear
skies. Namaste. ☎ 9647
R U SUPERFINE
And know it? Hourglass, brick-
house, cute, bright, open, search-
ing, well read, bored with day to
day, like walks, and talks with you
and not at you. Any height or
weight, 33-48. Me: equivalent and
extra super fine.
☎ 9642
ORGANIC FARMER
SWM, 25, Seeks Sugar Mama! I’ll
tend to your “garden,” provide
companionship, and bring you farm
fresh produce, in exchange for a
place to lay my weary head. Call
me. ☎ 9641
R U OUT THERE?
Honest, affectionate, easy going,
open minded, SWM seeking soul-
mate. HWP, you be too. ☎ 9640
KARPEMAN
Active Senior seeks lady, 55-68,
hangout, have fun together go to
coast, travel, friend, casual, LTR
whatever works. Carpe Diem! ☎
9638
ISO MISS RIGHT
SBM, 5’9”, 44, fairly new to
Eugene. I’m seeking a SF, who is
intelligent and drug, cigarette and
alcohol free. Age and race are
open. ☎ 9637
SIMPLE PLEASURES
SWM, 49, 5’8”. Blnd/Blue. Fit, NS,
ISO SF to share healthy fun.
Hiking, swimming holes, biking,
dancing. Specific likes: Pisgah,
Hidden lake, Bring beach, Brice
creek, Chicago blues. Friendship,
touch. You: 35-55, NS, fit, with time
to play. ☎ 9611
SHALL WE MEET?
49 y.o. 6’1”, athletic, pleasant-look-
ing, compassionate, sensitive,
artistic bachelor looking for new
horizons. Love blues, dancing,
films, dogs, fine arts. Honorable
work, humble lifestyle. Great cook.
☎
9476
Liberal-minded.
(06/04/03)
LOOKING FOR BEST
Friend. Looking to meet lady who
loves to fish and camp. Who knows
how to clean fish, field dress a
deer and has their own boat and
motor. Picture of boat and motor
mandatory. 25-35. ☎ 9608
LOOKING FOR FUN
SWM, 5’10”, 180, red hair, likes tv
and movies, concerts, dancing,
fishing, hot tubs, cuddling. Seeks
affectionate, passionate, non-veg-
etarian woman without kids who
loves to cuddle. NS. ☎ 9472
HIPPIE WITH CAREER
Me: DWM, 34, ISO honest,fit god-
dess, 25-35, who enjoys outdoors,
music, and groovin’. Looking for
LTR with someone who will dance
while I drum. Good communication
and stability a plus. ☎ 9597
SPIRITUAL PARTNER
Shared qualities: spiritually
evolved, fearlessly honest, lover
of: nature, travel, adventure,
strong, sensuality, affectionate,
nurturing, emotionally, commu-
nicative, literate, singer, dancer,
artistic, appreciation, rivers,
mountains, beach, meditation,
music. Takes chances. ☎ 9469
INTERESTED IN...
Moving to B.C.? Would like to share
adventure, spectacular environ-
ment, progressive government
policies, organic farming, yoga
with smart, healthy woman. We’re
grounded, industrious, multi-tal-
ented, honest, sensual, financially
secure, lifetime learners. ☎ 9595
18...VIRGIN...HELP
I’m an 18 y.o. SWM with a few
extra pounds. Interested? Be herb
friendly and cool and let’s see what
happens. ☎ 9587
HAPPY HEALTHY FIT
Vigorous, sensual middle aged
WPM seeks similar fit PF for avid
hiking, backpacking, coast trips,
gardening, and Bijou. Humor, edu-
cation, communication, intimacy,
healthy, active, fun lifestyle. LTR
possible NS, ND. ☎ 9586
STILL SEARCHING
SWPM, 43, fit, happy, attractive,
sensitive, affectionate, outdoorsy
type seeks SWF, 35-48, stable,
attractive for LTR, friends first. NS,
LD ok. ☎ 9575
ISO FUN
SWM, 32, 6’, HWP, ISO fun times
and true connection. Likes hiking,
ocean trips, concerts, cooking, art,
Bijou movies. ISO like-minded
SWF, NS, herb OK. ☎ 9573
DECENT GUY
DWM, 51, 5’7”, HWP, blue/brown,
honest and generous. ISO SDWF
who’s down to earth for LTR. ☎
9489
ISO PLAYMATE
69 years young. ISO woman to
share with. Drive in country, fish,
boat, motorcycle riding and treas-
ure hunting. Let’s meet, go our
separate ways or get acquainted.
☎ 9483
HI, I’M MARSHALL
SWM, 43, neat, sexy, attractive
looking for white or Asian of the
same, 30-40. Fun times for you?
LTR. ☎ 9479
BEGGING FOR HELP
Below rock bottom. ND, NA, No dis-
eases. Looking for compassionate,
sensitive soul to be a friend and
lover, I can’t make it alone. 5’9”,
245, blue eyes. ☎ 9467
KIND HONEST MAN
Intelligent, attractive, slender,
financially secure, younger-looking
62. Seeing kind, warm-hearted
woman (any ethnicity). My inter-
ests include organic gardening,
films, nature, music, reading, danc-
ing, conversation, spirituality, com-
munity, ecology, simple living,
Mexican vacation, recovering from
loss of a love and social change ☎
9464
PEACE SEEKER
50+ SWM, 5’11”, dark bright
eyes. Juicy brain cells, creative
working hands, playful, politically
environmentally aware. You:
brown-eyed, 5’4”+, creative,
humorous, hippiesque communica-
tor, seeking harmonious lover. ☎
9456
SOMEONE TO HOLD
Someone to kiss. Is this someone
you? Bi-female looking for friend-
ship and honesty. No games. Very
open minded. Fun person, try any-
thing once, really. Lunch or walk.
☎ 9605
SEEKING SOFT TOUCH
Mid 20’s, attractive female ISO
first Bi experience. This has been
a long time fantasy. Seeking an
attractive bi-female, HWP, D&D
free, prefer NS. Couples ok, but
only girls play. ☎ 9584
FUNNY AND SEXY
30 y.o. femme female. Busy with
liberal leanings, meetings and
masterplans. Looking for funny,
sexy, 30+, experienced woman.
Outgoing friendly fiend a plus.
Must be smart! ☎ 9581
RETURNING FROM
CONFUSION
Lesbian trapped in BiF mentality.
Ready to return to women forever.
You be butch, beautiful, won’t hold
my past against me and I’ll kiss
you passionately forever more. ☎
9577
BOTTICELLI BEAUTY
34 y.o. Feminine, pretty, creative,
intelligent, intuitive, sexy, DWbiF
seeks same for first time and
beyond. Funky glasses, slender,
role-playing: yum. Couples con-
sidered. Let’s trade fantasies. ☎
9574
BI CULTURAL
FTM into intelligent, bi, open-
minded women. Me: HWP, likes
martial arts, outdoors, animals,
good food. Would like to find per-
son to spend quality time with.
NS, ND, 20s. ☎ 9482
28 Y.O.
Voluptuous, redheaded, green-
eyed goddess looking for discreet
first-time bi encounter with ten-
der, pretty, romantic woman, 18-
30, in Eugene area. Dying to kiss
another woman, let’s get together
for dinner and drinks. ☎ 9463
CVHS@FREDS
Sara - was that you in line on 8/10?
I’m a fool and didn’t realize until
later. Please forgive me. Hope that
you are happy, healthy and enjoying
summer. Much love, A. ☎ 9717
SWEET CURLY BEETS
Howdy neighbor, just wanted to
thank you for the fab music. It was
just what I needed. Hope the furni-
ture is working well for you.
Blessings. ☎ 9714
LIZ OF FIRE
As I watched you dance, the music,
your body and the flames within
your soul became one. Powerful,
free angel, sing and dance with me
in sacred prayer. ☎ 9706
AMERICAN SPIRITS
You smoke American Spirits and
drink coffee. I eyed you while you
laughed at my girl talk. Meet me at
Paradiso and I won’t tell anyone
you are a yuppie. ☎ 9704
MARINA IN THE RAIN
The taste of your kiss... the look in
your eyes. You stole my heart.
When do I get yours? Give me a
chance... I’ll show you what love is.
~Forever ☎ 9702
COOKIE MONSTER
Hey you fuzzy blue. I know your
secrets. You know mine too. So if
you think you’ve figured it out, give
me a call and I’ll eat you out. ☎
9668
EROTIC SPIRITUALITY
I am to be consecrated in mar-
riage to the Holy Spirit through the
medium of you, my spousal
Beloved, in sacred betrothal
through the ritual discipline of
Pure Desire. ☎ 9229 (2/27/03)
GOT MILK!
Men only. Sorry no girls. Just for
fun. You must be clean and safe.
Call and I’ll make you a happy
man. ☎ 9711
SHY? ME TOO
Do you read these ads and not
respond? Why not? Do you look at
women and say nothing? Looking
for friends first possibly more.
Very open minded. ☎ 9613
DELIGHTFUL DAHLIAS!
I saw you, bouquet in hand, a god-
dess with emerald green eyes. Do
you frolic at Lively Organic Farm
every Saturday? Would love to
meet you there this Saturday at
noon.
DID YOU SEE IT HAPPEN?
Outside of John Henry’s bar. Night
of Monday, Aug. 5th. Witnesses
needed, please come forward. This
is WRONG! Don’t let it happen
again! Any info, 913-4324.
HERE’S THE BEEF...
DWM bachelor, 39, attractive,
clean, bi, works & plays hard! I
smoke, drink, cuss, gamble, fish,
hunt, party, and more. 5’11”
180lbs of beef cake, for well
equipped male. ☎ 9701
YOU YUMMY
Fair-haired lady in white VW leav-
ing Electric Beach tanning in
Corvallis on 8/11. We exchanged
smiles. Love your eye shadow
would like to look deeper into your
eyes. ☎ 9660
LH, THE FOGGY FORGY
It was Four you. You could’ve gave
‘em what you got! They knew your
favorite Spot! Kurt wanted there to
play a lot. ☎ 9651
Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic
HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking
P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship
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