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~personats See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1 · 888 • 652 • 6385 women R E D M E AT menfT S881lilltl •• LOOKING FOR KIND 'l Old man. ISO a kind old man to fall in love. This cute, happy, low maintenance, slim, 50 year old lady would love to find a· man who would enjoy a moon- light rafting trip, hiking, blues, good herb, Pacific Northwest Man , oh man . I'm afraid to sleep now, cuz I keep havin' that same dream over and over. lZl - Ill] accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. REVELLING Cuz joy, it has its' own justice and dreams are languid and lawless and everything bows to beauty when it's fierce and flawless. Blind Box: Revelling. () from the secret files of brain stem in the bud vase MQX' cannon SIX-STRING TAURUS It starts out normal enough ... but then it ends with me gettin' eaten alive by a pack of old, pudgy, cosmetiG-saleslady zombies . ISO cute and sassy, outgoing 20+ femme. Herb-friendly a plus. Good company and great conversations. Me: fun and attractive, stable, 21 y.o. soft- butch looking for my muse. " 9406 The worst thing of it all is that them Mary Kay zombies only eat the parts of you that are pink. HEY!! CYES, YOUD SWGF, 37. Looking for femme- . ish who doesn't respond to personals (who am I kidding, probably doesn't exist). I'm oblivious to the advances of women, but not desperate (no, really). " 9403 • adventures, retiring in the country, politica·lly to the left, patriot for civilization. no seri- al daters please . .., 9659 SASSY European gal. Tall, naturally platinum blond. Personality like a cheese grater. You: self secure, as good in bed as I am, willing and able to subsidize my horse. Trust me this could be fun . .., 9664 NUDE BEACH Nude beach buddies wanted. Lesbian, 47. ISO other lesbian nudists, 37-55, emotionally mature enough to know naked doesn't mean sex. Not perfect, you don't need to be either. " 9393 SWF, 44, LEO Seeking SM with good sense of humor, adult children on own. Financially stable, secure, good communicator, listener. Monogamy a must. Love trav- eling, outdoor activities. Emotionally mature. ND, social drinker ok. Must like animals, children. Write Blind box "SPW". i, SCIENCE IS SEXY Voluptuous, Latin, 36 y.o. pre- med student. I want a younger gentleman to fill my free time with heartfull connection, fun and HEAT. You get sexy cool points for honesty and bravery. My favorite words: yes and now . .., 9645 NO PRESSURE DATING Attractive, DAF, seeking 30 sin- gle males, ages 25-40, to prac- tice dating with. I only want to date you once . .., 9635 HAS BEEN Honestly, I used to be a knock- out! But now I am just an intel- ligent, active, creative, up front, spiritually oriented women wanting a conscious, playful LTR . 50-60+. No new agers . .., 9604 ISO MR. RIGHT 52, young at heart. 5'4", HWP. DWPF ISO soulmate. Friends first. Good listener, great sense of humor, enjoys walks, movies, music, the coast, laughter and hugs. NS. .., 9484 COMPANY PICNIC SPF, 56. Will go to your compa- ny picnic if you come to mine. Em's game, free beer, lousy burgers, but I'm terrific com- pany. Kind, adventurous, healthy, hiker, wicked sense of humor. "9477 l'M SOOOO COOL! Punkrocker-ish, 22. No kids. Smoker. Likes cheap beer, scary movies, camping, tat- toos, making out, smart peo- ple, dogs, rats. Dislikes coun- try music, VWs and stupid peo- ple. " 9455 SWF, 50, 5'7'', HWP, likes hiking, bicy- cling, concerts, museums, Bijou movies. ISO like-minded SWM, 5'9" +, NS, ND. Let's talk. tr 9422 COUNTRY GIRL ISO long-haired biker guy. Me: tall blonde, 5'8", big blue eyes, average build. Looking for sin- gle, honest, long-haired biker guy. Communication, respect are important. " 9407 PICK ME PICK ME Ha ha. Funny, smart, spunky, confident, driven, chill 20 y.o. college student. Loves hockey, music, roadtrips, hanging with ~riends and having a good time." 9409 LOOKING FOR FUN· YOU'D NEVER .. , Wear gold chains, drive a Miata, be afraid to go bald, remain unemployed, smoke away a paycheck, not take a risk, or miss this opportunity. 33, 5'2", fit, cute, sweet, kind, seeking same (but taller) 30· 40. tr 9402 Fit, attractive, intelligent, artistic, dorky, positive, playful, funny SWM 5'10, 34, herb- friendly, seeks similar HWP SF for fun adventures, philoso- phizing, dreaming, star-gazing, laughing, good food and drink, movies and cuddling. " 9657 PUNCH DRUNK SEEK WOMAN SWPF, 29, attractive, HWP, direct, high energy, sharp mind, sharper wit: Seeks LTR with good looking, smart, active, positive, funny, fabu- lous, dependable SPM, 28-40, will make me laugh, treat me sweet, mellow me out. .., 9401 Needy, codependent or unsta- ble ok. I'll take care· of you. I don't have long to live. I need to feel your warm heart. SWM, 40, 5'1''. NS, ND. tr 9653 SEASONED PASSEN- GER ISO motorcycle and rider. Intelligent conversation essential, freedom from dance floor .phobia a plus (I'll let you lead). Me: DWPF: 48, HWP. You: S/DWM, 50+, NS, ISO LTR. "9398 BOHEMIAN ARTIST Seeks Jewish Cowboy . Be a bad boy, but a really good man. I want spontaneity, integrity, adventure, spirituality and humor. The whole world should be as cool as a happy ending. "9397 CHESS? ISO !unloving S. Eugene resi- dent, late 40s-50s, to play friendly games of chess. Love of dogs, walking, cooking, reading and music too. NS, ND. "9391 CREATIVE Educated, musical, spiritual, young, left-handed man with 5:00 shadow wanted who'd like his soulmate to be a woman who's most of the above, slightly older with kids. "9290 CREATIVE Ingenious and creative young 50. Business owner, builder of fine homes. Superb chef. Seeking young enchantress to share country estate. Child _ok. Come play in the great out- doors, rafting, hiking + . " 9648 LOVE MATE My heart is hurting. Young 50, seeking lovely woman to share my love and my home in the country. Child ok. Great gar· dens and clear skies. Namaste. " 9647 . R U SUPERFINE Ana know it? Hourglass, brick· house, cute, bright, open, searching, well read, bored with day to day, like walks, and talks with you and not at you. · Any height or weight, 33-48. Me: equivalent and extra super fine. tr 9642 ORGANIC FARMER SWM, 25, Seeks Sugar Mama! I'll tend to your "garden," pro- vide companionship, and bring you farm fresh produce, in exchange for a place to lay my weary head. Call me. " 9641 R U OUT THERE? Honest, affectionate, easy going, open minded, SWM seeking soulrnate. HWP, you be too. " 9640 men,·,· S881lllll PLACING PERSONALS ads is easy! The first 30 words are FREE, each additional word is $1. Message retrieval is FREE . Call 484-0519, xlO for more details. women ADVENTUROUS NYMPH WPF seeking SPM, 36-43,-fit, trim for hiking companionship, outdoor exploration. Laughter, humor, good conversation essential. Spiritual grounding appreciated. Baggage con- fined to overhead compart- ment please. NS,ND. " 9662 MAKING MUSIC I love making music with my voice and guitar and body. PWM, 18, seeking 18-25 girl as friend with benefits. " 9661 KARPEMAN Active Senior seeks lady, 55- 68, hangout, have fun together go to coast, travel 1 friend, casual, LTR whatever works. Carpe Diem! " 9638 ISO MISS RIGHT SBM, 5'9", 44, fairly new to Eugene. I'm seeking a SF, who is intelligent and drug, ciga- rette and alcohol free. Age and race are open. " 9637 SIMPLE PLEASURES SWM, 49, 5'8". Bind/Blue. Fit, NS, ISO SF to share healthy fun. Hiking, swimming holes, biking, dancing. Specific likes: Pisgah, Hidden lake, Bring beach, Brice creek, Chicago blues. Friendship, touch. You: 35-55, NS, fit, with time to play. "9611 LOOKING FOR BEST Friend. Looking to meet lady who loves to fish and camp. Who knows how to clean fish, field dress a deer and has their own boat and motor. Picture of boat and motor mandatory. 25- 35. "9608 HIPPIE WITH CAREER Me: DWM,34,ISO honest,fit goddess, 25-35, who enjoys outdoors, music, and groovin'. Looking for LTR with someone who will dance while I drum. Good communication and sta- bility a_plus. "9597 l"TERESTED IN ... Moving to B.C.? Would like to share adventure, spectacular environment , progressive gov-. ernment policies, organic farming, yoga with smart, healthy woman. We're ground- ed, industrious, multi-talented, honest, sensual, financially secure, lifetime learners. " 95~5 18 ... VIRGIN ... HELP I'm an 18 y.o. SWM with a few extra pounds. Interested? Be herb friendly and cool and let's see what happens. " 9587 HAPPY HEALTHY FIT Vigorous, sensual middle aged WPM seeks similar fit PF for avid hiking, backpacking ," coast trips, gardening, & Bijou. Humor, education, communica- tion, intimacy, healthy, active, fun lifestyle. LTR possible NS/ ND. " 9586 STILL SEARCHING SWPM,43,fit,happy,attractive,s ensitive,affectionate,outdoorsy type seeks SWF,35-48, sta- ble,attractive for LTR, friends first. NS,LD ok. tr 9575 (09/ 18/03) ISO FUN SWM, 32, 6', HWP, ISO fun times and true connection. Likes hiking, ocean trips, con- certs, cooking, art, Bijou movies. ISO like-minded SWF, NS, herb OK. " 9573 (09/18/03) DECENT GUY DWM, 51, 5'7", HWP, blue/brown, honest and gener· ous. ISO SDWF who's down to earth for LTR. " 9489 ISO PLAYMATE VERY BUSY 69 years young. ISO woman to share with. Drive in country, fish, boat, motorcycle riding and treasure hunting. Let's- meet, go our separate ways or get acquainted. " 9483 Me: SDM 5'10, 170, brown hair. You: SWF, 21-40, average build, busy life but want to get out or stay in to have fun. No STDs, let's play. " 9418 HI, l'M MARSHALL Looking for a girl who listens to New Dreamers on KLCC 89.7 on Tuesday nights. I guess Monday too. " 9413 SWM, 43, neat, sexy, attractive looking for white or Asian of the same, 30,40. Fun times for you? LTR . .., 9479 (09/04/03) SHALL WE MEET? 49 y.o. 6'1", athletic, pleasant- , looking, compassionate, sensi· live, artistic bachelor looking for new horizons. Love blues, dancing, films, dogs, fine arts. Honorable work, humble lifestyle. Great cook. Liberal- minded. " 9476 (06/04/03) LOOKING FOR FUN SWM, 5'10", 180, red hair, likes tv and movies, concerts, danc- ing, fishing, hot tubs, cuddling. Seeks affectionate, passionate, non-vegetarian woman without kids who loves to cuddle. NS. " 9472 SPIRITUAL PARTNER YOU KNOW WHAT? SOCCER MOM ISO Soccer mom (35-50) with mini-van, short bob haircut, bookbag size purse and large soccer balls. Wants younger teammate (28) for intimate practice sessions. " 9412 POP CULTURE GEEK 27, attractive, creative, book- ish, sincere, romantic, gen- uinely nice, relatively sane. ISO similar attributes in a girlfriend for movies, music, conversa- tion and companionship. Irreverent sense of humor a must. "9404 LOVE AND BE LOVED SM, 29. ISO attractive woman, free and fun. Tired of being Shared qualities: spiritually evolved, fearlessly honest, lover of: nature, travel, adven- ture, strong, sensuality, affec- tionate, nurturing, emotionally, alone. I'm smart, handsome, communicative, literate, singer, Attractive, in shape, muscular , educated , 6', 200. ISO attrac- tive, HWP women who are looking for some fun and excitement with together male. "9394 . dancer, artistic, appreciation, rivers, mountains, beach, med- itation, music. Takes chances. tr 9469 BEGGING FOR HELP Below rock bottom. ND, NA, No diseases. Looking for compas- sionate, sensitive soul to be a friend and lover, I can't make it alone. 5'9", 245, blue eyes. " 9467 KIND HONEST MAN Intelligent, attractive, slender, financially secure, younger- looking 62. Seeing kind, warm- hearted woman (any ethnicity). My interests include organic gardening, films, nature, music, reading, dancing, con- versation, spirituality, commu- nity, ecology, simple living, Mexica"n vacation, recovering from loss of a love and social change " 9464 PEACE SEEKER 50+ SWM, 5'11", dark bright eyes. Juicy brain cells, creative working hands, playful, politi- cally environmentally aware. You: brown-eyed, 5'4" +, cre- ative, humorous, hippiesque communicator, seeking harmo- nious lover. " 9456 RETIRED . Professor and writer. Would like to meet a smart, warm, and attractive woman with prospect of LTR. " 9421 poor aspiring artist. 1 beautiful daughter. " 9396 SWM, 36. SWM SEEKS Attractive woman for dinner, bicycling, walks. I love horses, dancing, camping, shopping. Race unimportant. 6', 165, clean cut. 40-55. " 9395 EROTIC SPIRITUALITY I am to be consecrated in mar- riage to the Holy Spirit through the medium of you, my spousal Beloved, in sacred betrothal through the ritual discipline of Pure Desire. " 9229 (2/27 / 03) SWF 20-35??? Hi! I'm an attractive 6' SWM, non-balding dark hair, nicely built, nonsmoking, health con- scious and financially inde- pendent. I'm seeking someone with no children, a cute figure, feminine, sensuous and sub- missive in an intimate context. I'm experienced, safe, gentle. I'm a good conversationalist; like the outdoors, books, movies, music, vegetarian cooking. Dislikes include pork, margarine and organized reli- gion. Interested? Write "Resident" POB 25160, Portland, OR 97298. tr 9069 men • • -••TT . m■ woment . -·· wom ■ t FEELING '· FRUSTRATED? SHY? ME TOO Do you read these ads and not respond? Why not? Do you look at women and say noth- ing? Looking for !fiends first possibly more. Very open minded. u .9613 SOMEONE TO HOLD Someone to kiss. Is this some- one you? Bi-female looking for friendship and honesty. No games. Very open minded. Fun person, try anything once, really. Lunch or walk. " 9605 SEEKING SOFT TOUCH Mid 20's, attractive female ISO first Bi experience. This has been a long time fantasy. Seeking an attractive bi· female, HWP, D&D free, prefer NS. Couples ok, but only girls play. tr 9584 -FUNNY AND SEXY 30 y.o. femme female. Busy with liberal leanings, meetiogs and masterplans. Looking for funny, sexy, 30 +, experienced woman. Outgoing friendly fiend a plus. Must be smart! " 9581 Albany, GWC , 40 and 51, ISO other masculine men for fun, sweaty play. Rim, suck, fuck, giving and receiving, PnP, wine, hot tub. " 9643 GWM OUTDOORS BOY Young, SOish, 5'11" /155. Hike, camp, bike, swim, ocean kayak. Party, hot tub, and cud- dling at night. ISO LTR with similar boy, 40-50, HWP. · Serious only. ND, STD-. " 9602 BOTTICELLI BEAUTY 34 y.o. Feminine, pretty, cre- ative, intelligent, intuitive, sexy, DWbiF seeks same for first time and beyond. Funky glasses, slender, role-playing: yum. Couples considered. Let's trade fantasies. " 9574 (09/ 18/ 03) Bl CULTURAL FTM into ·intelligent, bi, open- minded women. Me: HWP, likes martial arts, outdoors, ani- mals, good food. Would like to find person to spend quality time with. NS, ND, 20s. tr 9482 (09/04/03) 28Y.O. Voluptuous, redheaded, green- eyed goddess looking for dis- creet first-time bi encounter with tender, pretty, romantic woman, 18-30, in Eugene area. Dying to kiss another woman, let's get together for dinner and drinks. " 9463 '7 OLDER GUY in good shape, looking for someone over 30 years old, to bicycle, hike, chat over coffee with, or more. " 9600 AMATEUR MASSAGE GWM, 5'11", 180. ISO people , to develop massage skills on. tr 9342 PLACING PERSONALS ads is easy! The first 30 words are FREE, ea<:h additional word is $1. Message retrieval is FREE. Call 484-0519, xlO for more details. ~saw RETURNING FROM CONFUSION Lesbian trapped in BiF mental- ity. Ready to return to women forever. You be butch, beauti- ful, won't hold my past against me and I'll kiss you passion- ately forever more. " 9577 __J JOU 1 ' Li YOU YUMMY Fair-haired lady in white VW leaving Electric Beach tanning r-' in. Corvallis on 8/11. We exchanged smiles. Love your eye shadow would like to look L-' deeper into your eyes. " 9660 YOUNG RAVEN r Last August I met you at a Conception show at the WOW Hall. You were with your man ~ - • with a chain hooked to his neck. I was wearing a small red shirt. I lost your number , and am interested in getting a hold of you. I know you are young, but very mature spiritu- • ally. Would love to talk more. " 9658 LH, THE FOGGY FORGY It was Four you. You could've gave 'em what you got! They knew your favorite Spot! Kurt wanted there to play a lot. " ~ 9651 --- J Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • ·NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Part1c1pa11ts 1n Eugene l 1/eekly Pe1-sonals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefL•lly screen all responses. First meetings shoulcl occur 111 a public place and part1c1pants should 11ot divulge aclclresses Eugene l Yeekly does 11ot screen or 111vest1gate 111Cl1v1cluals ,·,ho place or respond to personals a els and makes 110 representat1011 as to the character of tliese 111d1v1cluals Eugene l 1/eel,ly 1• 1 111 not be responsible for the conseque 1 ices of a11y 111teract1011 . Not all voice boxes contain l'DICe greet111gs ', www.euoeneWK'L1.
